Chapter 385 Eat More Meat
Seeing this, Chen Qingqing quickly took over the conversation with a smile.
"You came so suddenly today that I didn't prepare any special dishes. I only have stewed pork ribs, braised pork, and a few fish. If there's anything wrong with our hospitality, I hope you two will forgive me."
"Okay, okay. As long as there's meat and ribs, that should be enough."
When Old Mrs. Chen heard that there would be fish and meat to eat, she felt like her mouth was watering. She forced herself to swallow her saliva and was so happy that her mouth was grinning from ear to ear.
You are shameless and want to eat and drink for free. You will pay the price for your greed.
Chen Qingqing walked to the table, picked up a plate of snacks, looked around, and then put the snacks under the cabinet in the corner.
Then he came closer to the two of them again, raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly,
"You guys sit down and rest for a while, we'll go out and see if the food is ready."
"Okay, okay, leave us alone and go get busy!"
Old Mrs. Chen narrowed her eyes and stared at Chen Qingqing's every move. Seeing her put the cakes on the table in the corner, she couldn't help but curse in her heart,
This damn girl is really too much. She was afraid that they would steal some, so she took the cakes away.
Is she crazy? If she wanted to hide, she should have found a secluded place. She put it under the cabinet in front of him. Did he think she was blind?
But then again, putting such exquisite pastries on the ground is really stupid!
I wanted to get arrogant and scold her, but then I thought, who would want to eat those crappy snacks when there is fish and meat?
Old Mrs. Chen was already hungry and couldn't wait to eat meat and drink wine.
Old man Chen also saw it clearly, but pretended not to see it and turned his face away.
As soon as he walked out of the house, Chen Han hurriedly asked Chen Qingqing, "Sister, tell me quickly, how do you want to deal with them?"
"Okay, Xiaohan is the one who understands me!"
"That's right, who is my sister? You won't stand for this cowardice."
"You little brat, stop flattering me." Chen Qingqing smiled and tapped Chen Han on the forehead. "You have to put on a show with me later."
Chen Han smiled and nodded, "Sister, you decide, I'll listen to you."
"Okay, let's do this for a while..." Chen Qingqing whispered in Chen Han's ear.
When Chen Han heard this, he almost jumped up with joy. "That's a good idea. Let's see if they can learn their lesson."
Seeing that they were all preparing meals, Old Lady Chen was very pleased. She had thought that it would take some time, but she didn't expect that she could just get a meal like this. It was really unexpected.
It really fits the old saying that dogs bite beggars with baskets, and people flatter officials and powerful people.
This damn girl is like a mouse washing the cat's face, trying her best to curry favor with him.
She was scared, but there is no regret medicine in the world.
The more arrogant she was at that time, the more embarrassed she would be later.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but cross my legs.
Old man Chen was not so leisurely. He felt very nervous and unreal. He could not help but said to Old Lady Chen,
"Old woman, do you think they really want to keep us for dinner?"
"Oh, my silly old man, she has said this much, what are you still worried about? Besides, let's not worry about whether she is sincere or not, let's fill our stomachs first."
One sentence awakened the dreamer. Yes, the purpose of coming here is to eat and drink for free. No matter whether they are real or fake, just eat and that's it.
Old man Chen no longer had any worries. Thinking that he would have meat to eat soon, he couldn't help licking his lips.
"Old lady, I just heard them say that there's not only fish, but also braised pork. How do you cook the meat? If it gets too red, it'll get mushy, and how can you eat it then?"
Old Lady Chen rolled her eyes at him in anger and said, "You are really a country toad who has never seen the world and knows nothing. If outsiders hear this, they will laugh their teeth off.
Have you ever seen a pig run before eating pork? Isn’t this braised pork just…”
At this point, Mrs. Chen was in a dilemma. She had never eaten it, nor had she seen it before. But in order to save face, she had to make up a story.
"Red Braised Pork, Red Braised Pork, doesn't mean to cook it red in the fire, but to heat the iron pan red, then put the meat in, and when it's cooked it's Red Braised Pork."
"Yes, that's right." Old Man Chen was so greedy that he could only swallow his saliva. "Old woman, you said fish and meat, how much silver will it cost?"
"Why bother with the price? Just eat your food. Remember this: eat more meat and less fish, more vegetables and less alcohol. Don't be silly and just bury your head in eating."
"Why eat more meat and less fish? I heard fish tastes delicious too." Old Man Chen didn't understand what Old Lady Chen meant. "Besides, I can't have a drink all year round. I finally got the chance, so I have to have a good drink!"
Old Mrs. Chen frowned and glared at him in dissatisfaction. "You, you, you are such a fool! Don't you know your own weight? As soon as two ounces of cat urine entered your stomach, you crawled under the table. You're so drunk, what's the point of eating! That fish meat is not only fishy, but also has a lot of bones. It's better to eat meat with big mouthfuls. Your mouth will be full of oil when you bite it. It will definitely be satisfying!"
"Yes, yes, what you said makes sense, old woman. I'll listen to you. I won't eat anything for a while, so I'll eat as much meat as I can. This time, I have to satisfy my craving no matter what."
"Look at you, you look silly. But even if you eat, you still have to pay attention to your image. After all, our status is not what it used to be. You can't smack your lips when eating, otherwise people will laugh at you."
"How can I eat without making any noise?"
"Oh, you're so stupid. If you just keep your mouth shut, you won't make any noise."
"Okay then, I'll try not to make any noise." Old Man Chen said, his stomach rumbling. "I'm so hungry I can't stand it anymore. Why haven't they prepared the meal yet?"
Hearing him say this, Old Lady Chen couldn't help but smack her lips, "Don't worry, good things are worth waiting for. There are delicious foods, so let's just wait!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a tinkling sound coming from outside the house. Old man Chen hurriedly got up and walked to the door, stretching his neck to look outside.
"Old lady, it sounds like they're cooking on fire."
"Yes, the noise should be the chopped pork ribs!" When Old Mrs. Chen thought of the greasy pork ribs and the big bowl of braised pork served on the table, her mouth couldn't help but flow out.
She suddenly smelled the aroma of meat and couldn't help but take a deep breath, "Old man, smell it quickly, it's fragrant."
Old Man Chen also sniffed quickly, "Oh my god, it really smells like meat. It smells so good. I feel like I can eat a whole pig right now."
"Look how greedy you are! Don't be impatient, I will let you eat as much as you want in a while." Old Mrs. Chen was so happy and full of anticipation, ready to feast on the food.
She shook her head and hummed a tune leisurely.
After another stick of incense, Old Man Chen was already starving. He kept pacing around the house and couldn't help complaining.
"It's been so long, why hasn't the food been served yet? It's really a waste of effort."
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