Chapter 389 The Effects of Cow Dung
"Ah~~ What a sin!"
After Old Lady Chen finished speaking, she thought to herself, if I lose my life, then I will lose everything.
When their son returned home after passing the imperial examination, they were not able to enjoy all the silks, satins, and delicacies from land and sea.
In order to wear gold and silver and eat delicious food in the future, one has to pinch his nose and swallow it, not to mention drinking cow dung water, even eating feces.
She sighed deeply and said slowly, "Qing girl, please help me prepare some antidote!"
"Okay, I'll go find Baicaoling to save your lives." Chen Qingqing tried hard to suppress her inner ecstasy. She tightened her face and pretended to be serious and said to Chen Han, "Xiaohan, go outside and find some cow dung."
"Okay, I'll go right away." Chen Han turned around and walked out, but after taking a few steps, he suddenly stopped and asked, "Sister, do you want fresh cow dung or dried cow dung?"
"Anything is fine. If it's wet, take it directly orally. If it's dry, burn it into ash and drink it."
Old Mrs. Chen didn't want to eat shit directly, so she quickly said, "Xiao Han wants dry cow dung, not fresh one."
"Okay, I understand." Chen Han agreed and walked out. As if he remembered something, he turned around and asked again, "Sister, how much do you need?"
Without waiting for Chen Qingqing to respond, Old Lady Chen couldn't stand it any longer. She gritted her teeth and glared at Chen Han, sternly scolding him, "Are you done yet? You're so stupid! The more the better. Hurry up and go. If you dawdle any longer, we old couple will die of the poison."
Chen Han rolled his eyes, ignored her, turned around and ran out.
Soon, he returned with half a basket of dry cow dung and asked Chen Qingqing with a smile, "Sister, is this enough? If not, I'll go to Grandpa Laohan's house and get some fresh cow dung."
"That's enough." Chen Qingqing nodded with satisfaction and then went outside.
Use a wooden stick to crush the dry cow dung and burn it into grass ash. Then ask Chen Han to find two largest porcelain bowls, put the burned cow dung ash in and add warm water.
In a short while, two bowls of black herb ash were ready.
The purpose of making Old Man Chen and his wife eat cow dung was to disgust them, but this herb ash is indeed a good thing. It can soothe the liver and regulate qi, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, nourish the kidneys and strengthen yang, clear away heat and detoxify, and can also reduce inflammation.
Punishing them with such a good thing is a bargain for them.
Chen Qingqing smiled and glanced at Chen Han, "Okay, Xiaohan, let them come out."
Chen Han suppressed his laughter and shouted into the house, "Alright, come out and drink the dung soup!"
Old Mrs. Chen hurried out of the house and glared at Chen Han fiercely, "What are you yelling about, kid? If someone hears you, they'll think something's wrong!"
After saying this, he looked down at the black dung soup and felt nauseous.
The old man Chen who followed closely behind also frowned, "Old woman, can this thing taste good?"
"You have to drink it whether it tastes good or not. If you really kick your legs, you will be completely indifferent to the world!"
Old Mrs. Chen gritted her teeth, hardened her heart, picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp. In an instant, she felt her stomach churning and nausea, and she wanted to vomit when she bent over.
Chen Qingqing didn't want the filth to dirty the yard, so she quickly reminded him, "Swallow it, spit it out, and drink another bowl."
Upon hearing this, Old Mrs. Chen frowned and covered her mouth, suppressing her nausea and forcefully swallowing back what was about to burst out of her throat.
Seeing her in great pain, Old Man Chen grinned and couldn't help asking, "Old woman, how does it feel? It doesn't taste good, does it?"
Old Mrs. Chen covered her mouth and did not respond for a long time. Only when she stopped feeling nauseous did she breathe a sigh of relief and started to talk to Old Man Chen.
"Damn you! If you weren't greedy, I wouldn't have endured the punishment of eating shit today. You still have the nerve to ask what it tastes like? Why don't you just try it yourself and you'll know."
"Okay, old lady, it's already happened, so don't blame me anymore."
Old man Chen was so angry that he dared not say a word. You spendthrift woman, if you weren't greedy and took advantage of others, how could you possibly eat shit...
He cursed Old Lady Chen in his heart, then he endured the nausea and picked up a bowl of cow dung water.
Before I even drank it, I felt my stomach churning like a churning river or sea, and the feeling of vomiting was indescribable.
But in order to survive, he had to pinch his nose and drink it all.
Chen Zhanshan couldn't bear to watch it anymore and turned his head away.
Chen Han was originally watching the fun with a smile on his face, but now he was so disgusted that he frowned.
Lin felt a little sorry for them and whispered to Chen Qingqing, "Qing girl, they are so old. It would be troublesome if they were tortured to death. Let's just leave it at that."
"Mom, you don't understand. Cow dung is really a good thing. This bowl might even cure their greed!"
Chen Qingqing felt so relieved. It was what she deserved. It really was what she deserved! Eating shit must feel good, right?
Let’s see if you will learn your lesson!
This time I'll make you eat cow dung. If you don't learn your lesson, I'll use silver needles to paralyze you and make you spend the rest of your life on the kang.
She suppressed her smile and pretended to be serious, "What do you think?"
Old Mrs. Chen shook her head. "I don't feel anything, just a little nauseous."
"Yes, it's the same as before, but my mouth smells like cow dung. Can I rinse my mouth?" Old man Chen felt his mouth was full of cow dung residue, and asked while trying to suppress his nausea.
Chen Qingqing waved her hands repeatedly, "No, no, absolutely don't rinse your mouth. It might affect the efficacy of the medicine and the detoxification might not be complete. If that happens, even if you drink ten bowls of Baicao Lingshui in the future, it will be useless."
"Okay, I'll remember that." Old Man Chen was afraid of death and believed it without a doubt. He then asked, "Qing girl, if we drink the antidote, will we be fine from now on?"
"Yes, it's all right now."
"Oh, I'm finally not going to die. It's really God's blessing." The stone in Old Man Chen's heart finally fell back to its original place.
Old Mrs. Chen rubbed her stomach and couldn't help but burped. She almost vomited. She quickly covered her mouth with one hand and grabbed Old Man Chen with the other hand and walked away, "Let's go, let's go home."
"Old lady, let's not eat braised pork anymore."
"Fuck you! You've eaten a whole bowl of cow dung, and you still can eat it?"
The two had just taken a few steps when they heard Chen Qingqing's greeting.
"The food is ready, why don't you eat before you leave?"
Old Mrs. Chen paused. She had drunk a bellyful of feces and felt nauseous. How could she possibly eat anything else?
She said nothing, dragged Old Man Chen along without even looking back, and walked away dejectedly.
Looking at their backs, Chen Zhanshan's heart tightened. It was really unlucky to have such shameless parents.
He shook his head helplessly, "Let's see if they can use their brains this time."
Lin also withdrew her gaze and sighed softly, "Yes, even though we punished them this time, what if they come back to cause trouble again?"
"Dad, Mom, don't worry, they will never dare to come here again." Chen Qingqing was extremely sure that Old Mrs. Chen would be upset sooner or later after suffering such a great loss. If she wanted to come again, she would have to think carefully about whether she could leave alive.
Lin shook her head and smiled bitterly, "I can't be too absolute. After all, these two are shameless and only care about food and not about punishment."
Without waiting for Chen Qingqing to speak, Chen Han hurriedly said, "Don't worry, mother. They definitely won't dare to come again. If they come to make trouble again, we will use a different method to deal with them. I don't believe we can't torment them to death."
"Xiao Han is right, they value their lives the most." Lin couldn't help but laugh and hurriedly said, "Come in quickly, let's get ready for dinner."
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