Chapter 292 Pranking the Emperor
These two children don't look like Du Wanchun or Zhou Ruiyuan.
Even if the emperor were to stare at the two of them, he wouldn't notice.
As expected, just as they thought, the emperor not only didn't recognize him, but also seemed somewhat disgusted.
After Wei Xun took the two children into the city, he went to the rice shop.
While Wei Xun wasn't paying attention, the two children secretly went to the county government office.
The emperor happened to be going out when he bumped into the two children.
Yi'er and Yu'er rushed towards him together, almost knocking the emperor to the ground.
The emperor quickly helped the eunuch beside him up and looked up at the two children, saying, "Where did these wild children come from?"
Although Yi'er and Yu'er are young, they can still tell the difference between good and bad words.
When he said he was a wild child, the two of them frowned and looked at him with a fierce expression.
At this moment, Wei Xun also caught up, saying, "Master, these two children are my family's."
The emperor had met Wei Xun before, but when he was young; he looked completely different now.
Last time, Wei Xun came to the capital to negotiate with the emperor, but he ran away before he even showed up, so we never saw him again.
Seeing that he was dressed simply, the emperor assumed he was just a local fair-skinned man and said sternly, "Keep an eye on the child!"
Wei Xun lowered his head and quickly pulled Yi'er and Yu'er behind him.
The emperor continued walking forward, got into his carriage, and prepared to go to a nearby teahouse.
The lady at the teahouse was not only skilled at brewing tea, but also incredibly beautiful.
With Lady Yue no longer by his side, the emperor thought of finding another confidante here.
He had heard that Madam Xu was beautiful and her tea was fragrant, so he decided to go and see her.
Seeing this, Wei Xun quickly took the two little children and led them back to Zhang Qiuhe.
Zhang Qiuhe works at the incense shop, which is right next to the teahouse.
As the two children sat inside eating fruit, they looked up and saw the emperor getting off his carriage and walking towards the teahouse next door.
Yi'er and Yu'er exchanged a glance, then looked up at Zhang Qiuhe inside the house.
Zhang Qiuhe was doing the accounts, occasionally glancing up at the two little children.
The two little kids were very clever. They found their own clothes and hung them by the door, then lowered their heads and sneaked out.
Because they are short, they look quite comical.
But because they were so small, no one noticed them.
Yi'er and Yu'er secretly slipped into the kitchen from behind the teahouse.
The kitchen maid placed the freshly made dessert on a plate and instructed the servants, "This is for the new guest. Be careful not to offend him. That master looks like he's either rich or noble."
The servant quickly replied, "Yes, ma'am."
After saying this, the servant took the cooked pastries and turned to go to the front yard.
Yi'er and Yu'er quickly followed.
The two children couldn't walk very fast, so they climbed on the railing outside the corridor.
He crawled along with the servant to the front gate of the courtyard.
Just then, the servant suddenly felt the urge to urinate. He quickly put down what he was carrying in the pavilion in the corridor, then turned around and looked around. Seeing that no one was around, he went to the nearby bamboo grove.
The two little children were overjoyed to see the servant leave and crawled over to him with smiles on their faces.
These two children couldn't speak, but their eyes seemed to understand everything. After exchanging a glance, they...
Yu'er grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and threw it into the soup bowl, then picked up a piece of pastry, took a bite, and put it back on.
Yi'er was much more reserved; he simply took something out of his pocket and sprinkled it on the pastry.
After the two brothers finished, they looked at each other and smiled, then crawled away.
When the servant arrived, he did not notice anything different about the food compared to usual, and hurriedly carried it to the emperor's room.
The emperor was enjoying tea in the room. As he sipped his tea, he smiled at Madam Xu and said, "Your skills are truly excellent. You've managed to brew such a unique flavor from such simple and unassuming tea leaves."
Madam Xu saw through his thoughts at a glance and said with a smile, "In our small place, we only have this plain tea. If you prefer something more expensive, you can go to Qingzhou Prefecture."
The emperor smiled and said, "I really like your tea."
Madam Xu smiled, but her eyes were lowered, and she cursed him in her heart as a scoundrel.
She has always only sold tea, not her looks.
Listening to his greasy words was truly disgusting.
"Master, have some snacks. These snacks taste quite good." Madam Xu changed the subject and handed him the snacks beside her.
The emperor's eyes were fixed on the beauty in front of him, and he did not notice anything different about the pastry. He picked it up and started eating.
Take it one bite at a time.
Not long after, the emperor suddenly clutched his stomach and said, "Girls, where is your latrine?"
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