Chapter 91: Is the strongest man in the world usually like this?
December 31st, night, classroom and dormitory building.
Urushihara Ritsu placed the five cards in his hand on the table slowly and said casually:
"Three vs. two, I win, Lu Jun."
"Is this true..." Asuka Uesugi was stunned, and the cards in her hand fell down, "Is this even possible?"
Anson Deer's eyes twitched. He held the last remaining card in his hand and said slowly, "Tell me the truth, Crow, are you fucking cheating?"
"No, I was watching his cards the whole time." Chu Qimo said calmly, "My observation skills are correct. He didn't cheat."
"I don't believe it. If the world's number one gambler is caught cheating, wouldn't everyone laugh at him?" Anson Lu said unhappily.
"He definitely cheated, Comrade Chu Qimo, this must be thoroughly investigated and reviewed!"
Urushihara Ritsu crossed his fingers, put his elbows on the table, chuckled nonchalantly, and said jokingly: "Lu Jun, not being able to accept defeat is not a quality a leader should have."
"You, can you please stop talking to me in such a green tea tone?" Anson Lu slammed his cards on the table and said indignantly:
"I don't care, rematch, must be rematched!"
"Lu Jun, when I lost to you in chess, you never gave me so many chances to 'rematch'." Urushihara Ritsu had a playful smile on his face.
"Well, I don't seem to remember clearly, what did you say then?"
"I forgot." Anson Lu turned his face away and started to play dumb:
"Do you look like the type who would show off when he wins?"
"You're a hundred years too early to beat me at chess."
A girl with hyperamnesia ruthlessly exposed Anson Lu's ugly face.
Yuri finished speaking, put down the teacup, and tilted his face lightly.
"Comrade Icelandic girl, as the president, I have a lot of opinions about you." Anson Lu's face twitched slightly, and he said in an intolerable manner:
"Fuck, are you using your hyperamnesia just to record the president's dark history? Can you please use it for the right purpose, like remembering the hand of this cheating Crow?"
The 'Icelandic Girl Comrade' who was criticized by President Lu took a sip of tea and responded in an emotionless voice:
"oh."
"As expected of Ms. Yuri, you have an excellent memory." Urushihara Ritsu said calmly:
"Lu Jun, it seems that I can now return this sentence to you - you are still a hundred years too early to win me in the card game."
"Ha, ha, you still remember the words I used to humiliate you. You really do hold a grudge against me." Anson Deer said angrily:
"You always make me lose by holding the last card in my hand, Crow, just tell me if you did it on purpose, right?!
This is simply killing the deer and destroying their souls. I really want to file a complaint with the Animal Protection Association for your abuse of deer!"
"Lu-kun, I didn't mean it," Urushihara Ritsu said, "I definitely didn't find it interesting or fun to see you holding the last card in anger and anxiety."
"Crow, remember to lock your door tightly tonight." Anson Deer said quietly.
"Well, thank you for the reminder, President. I will lock it." Urushihara Ritsu took a sip of tea.
"Tell me, get eaten by a shark, have your throat slit by the queen, or be sent flying by a kangaroo with a rocket launcher. Choose one?"
"No, I'll just use my travel voucher and go back to Tokyo to sleep tonight."
Chu Qimo looked at this scene deeply and silently wrote down the words in the notebook he carried with him.
——Hell Lighthouse Rule One: Don't play board games with Anson Deer.
——Rule 2 of Hell Lighthouse: Don’t play card games with Urushihara Ritsu.
——The third rule of the Hell Lighthouse: Anson Lu, Urushihara Ritsu, and Yuri all seem to be unable to afford to lose. Try to avoid playing games involving wins and losses with them, otherwise you may have to take risks that endanger your life.
One hour later.
"Tell me, who won the most money tonight?" Anson Lu asked.
"Lu Jun, it's me." Urushihara Ritsu raised his hand.
Anson Lu said, "Oh, then you treat me. Let's go out for a barbecue. After we finish eating, we will enter the dungeon tomorrow."
"Lu Jun, we didn't have this rule originally."
"I am the president. There was no guild before, but there is now."
"Tyranny," Yuri retorted.
"As Ms. Yuri said, this is really naked tyranny," Urushihara Ritsu said, "I think we may need to hold a new vote and elect a new president."
"Oh wow, then I'll vote for Miss Iceland." Asuka Uesugi added insult to injury.
Chu Qimo played with the sword bag and said after weighing the pros and cons:
"Indeed, as a person who does not take personal feelings seriously, Ms. Yuri is very suitable to be the president."
Anson Deer's face twitched slightly.
"This is the will of the people, Lujun." Urushihara Ritsu said meaningfully, "Now I am invincible."
"Come on, Chuunibyou." Anson Lu took a deep breath and said:
"Okay, I'll treat you, okay? I'm really sick of it. All you do is stare at the guild leader and persecute him. I wonder if I can deal with the spies sent by you law enforcement team when I enter the dungeon."
It was a pleasant evening.
At night, the barbecue stalls on the roadside in Shangshi City are particularly lively. At this time when everyone is so nervous that they are almost going crazy, many people will use overeating to relieve stress.
The five people from Hell Lighthouse were as conspicuous as a film crew when walking on the street - of course, except Anson Lu, because he was not just a star in Shangshi City, he was a god-like existence.
"Boss, give me some skewers of beef, and..." Anson Lu ordered.
"Okay, here I come."
When the boss saw Anson Lu's face, he was stunned. "Oh my god, isn't this Anson Lu? You can get a free meal. Shangshi Zhiguang, keep up the good work. We at Shangshi are counting on you!"
Anson Lu touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly:
"Haha, Boss, the last person who was called 'Light of Upper Stone' was thrown into the Atlantic Ocean to feed the fish. Please don't call me that. It's embarrassing."
Asuka Uesugi almost spit out the water she had just drunk with a "puff".
She coughed several times and laughed, holding her belly: "Hahahaha! You really want to make me laugh to death. By the way, your brother Dong is also in this school?"
"That's right, Brother Dong is in the same class with me."
Anson Lu asked for a bottle of Sprite and said calmly, "This guy gets really nervous when he sees me in class. If you're added to the mix tomorrow, I'm afraid he'll have to go to the bathroom seven or eight times per class."
Yuri, Urushihara Ryu, and Chu Qimo looked at Xiao Long Nu and An Sen Lu in confusion - they didn't know what the two were talking about, nor did they know why Xiao Long Nu was so interested. They felt like they were being excluded.
"They really get along well," said Urushihara Ritsu.
"Hmm." Chu Qimo was not interested.
Yuri did not respond, but just nodded slightly. She tilted her cheek, and her snow-white hair swayed gently - someone was selling candied haws on the street, and she seemed very curious about this food.
"Tanghulu is a specialty food of China," explained Urushihara Ritsu.
"Me, candied haws, RMB."
"Okay." Urushihara Ritsu handed Yuri a coin.
"Thank you."
Soon, Yuri came back with a string of candied haws.
The Icelandic girl opened her little mouth and took a gentle bite. Her snow-white hair trembled as her teeth trembled.
In just two seconds, she placed the string of candied haws on the table and sat there like an ice sculpture.
"You won't be unable to bite it, right?"
Anson Deer couldn't help laughing as he noticed the scene out of boredom.
“Not for Icelanders.”
Yuri shifted his attention, stretched out his fingers, and flipped through the book he carried with him.
"Yes, yes, you Icelanders are the noblest, but has anyone ever taught you not to waste food?" Anson Lu grabbed the string of candied haws that had been banished to the cold palace and took two bites.
Yuri's fingers, which were turning the pages of the book, suddenly paused.
She raised her head very slightly, her clear eyes staring at the candied haws that was stained with a little bit of saliva, and the tips of her ears suddenly turned red.
"No, what are you looking at?" Anson Deer said disdainfully while chewing on a candied haws.
"I won't eat anything you've put in your mouth. I'm a germaphobe."
“.”
Yuri first frowned slightly, then gave him a look that showed no concern. Then, he turned his head and looked at the roadside stall with slightly red ears.
The snow-white hair covered her delicate doll-like profile.
Chu Qimo noticed this and wrote it down in his booklet:
——Hell Lighthouse Observation Record 1: Anchache syndrome can cause patients to experience symptoms of emotional loss, but it does not seem to be a complete loss, which needs to be followed up and verified.
——Current observation records, as of December 31, 2025.
Chu Qimo wrote this, closed the notebook, turned around, and looked at Anson Lu who was chewing on a candied haws:
"The strongest man in the world is actually like this."
Anson Lu suddenly remembered something and held up the string of candied haws that looked like they had been through World War II. "Oh, yes, tomorrow is 2026. Happy New Year, everyone."
The snow-white hair swayed gently, the girl's brows furrowed deeper, and her ears turned redder.
"Give me back the candied haws," she said.
"I don't." Anson Deer replied.
"As long as you can do it and execute my orders calmly, I promise you." Yuri put his hand on his chin and suddenly said:
"None of you who shouldn't die will die."
"What is this?" Asuka Uesugi was puzzled.
"Fuck!"
Anson Deer's face and ears began to turn red, and extremely shameful memories flooded into his mind.
"It was our great president's speech in the Hokkaido dungeon," Yuri took a sip of water and said emotionlessly:
"With my memory, I should be able to recite a lot of details."
should?
Just should.
Then she probably can't remember it, right?
No, this guy has a photographic memory!
Anson Lu was digging his toes into the ground in embarrassment as he recalled the "heart-wrenching" scene in Hokkaido.
He spoke almost word by word, "Icelandic girl, just to get back a string of candied haws, you, you are so cruel, this is simply human nature"
"Hmm," the white-haired girl paused and said, "I can also quote another famous quote from an old chess player in Hokkaido."
"Oh?" Uesugi Asuka raised her eyebrows, "I'd really like to hear it."
The crow echoed: "I'm also beginning to miss what Deer Lord said at that time."
Chu Qimo picked up his pen and notebook, ready to record the famous quotes of the world's most powerful man.
In the end, the great chess player of the past bowed his head to history and said, "I'm sorry, you guys won. I won't be such a jerk again."
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