When it was late at night and Dabao was asleep, Chen Afu slipped into the space.
The golden swallow was lying on the ground, its little head tightly covered by its two big wings.
Chen Ahfu was startled and quickly squatted down and asked, "Baby, what's wrong with you? Are you crying again?"
The golden swallow took its wings away, but it didn't cry. Its little face just turned red and it looked very embarrassed.
Just don't cry.
Chen Ahfu shook the bowl and said, "Jinbao, hurry up and see what delicious food Mommy has brought you."
The fragrance attracted Jinyanzi so much that she stood up and put her mouth into the bowl, then retracted it, looking like she wanted to eat very much but was trying very hard to hold back.
"What's wrong? Don't you like it?" Chen Afu asked.
The golden swallow lowered its head, covered its little head with its wings and said, "Mommy, please don't laugh at me. I will tell you this secret."
Chen Ahfu said, "You are Mommy's baby, of course Mommy won't laugh at you."
The golden swallow took away its wings, looked at Chen Afu with its pointed mouth opened, its face turned even redder, and then it covered its face with its wings and said, "Oh, I'm so embarrassed, what should I do?"
Chen Ahfu said, "You little thing, you are not ashamed of talking about people having sex, what else can you be ashamed of?"
Jin Yanzi said shyly, "It was someone else who was having sex, not me. Why should I be ashamed? But this is, this is someone else's privacy."
Chen Ahfu asked curiously, "Could it be that you have taken a fancy to a female swallow and want to spend the wedding night with her?"
The golden swallow quickly flapped its wings and said, "Oh, no, no. It's... it's..." It shook its little body again, and finally mustered up the courage to look up and said, "It's just that as long as people eat something outside of the space, they have to poop..."
Chen Ahfu pretended to be relaxed and said, "Oh, so it's you who needs to poop. This is totally normal. What's there to be embarrassed about? What do you need me to do? Do you want me to wipe your butt?"
Golden Swallow quickly said, "Oh, that's not it. It's just that I've been pooping there for so long, and mommy helped me take it out and dump it out. There's too much accumulation, and it's very annoying." After that, she pointed with her wings to a raised place on the root of a tree, where a pile of things was covered with a few leaves.
Chen Ahfu walked over and peeled off the leaves. Inside was a golden ball of feces half the size of a fist. The feces didn't smell bad and were very dry, like small golden grains of soil piled together.
The saliva of the golden swallow is the green bird's nest that is unique in heaven, and its poop should be the rare organic fertilizer in the world.
Thinking about his own two hundred acres of land and more land in the future, Chen Afu's eyes lit up.
He said, "Here's what I'll do. I'll bring in some tea sets with covered bowls, and you can just leave them there. When I need them later, I can come in and take them out."
"But I don't want to leave my poop at home," said Jin Yanzi.
Chen Ahfu said, "Your poop doesn't stink, so it doesn't matter if you keep more. I'm afraid I'll lose it if I take it out, what a pity. These are excellent fertilizers, and we'll use them to water the land in the future." Seeing that Jin Yanzi was still unwilling, he put it in his palm and said, "Jin Bao is really capable. Not only is his whole body full of treasures, but even his poop is very precious to Mommy. In the future, Mommy will make a fortune with these poops."
Jin Yanzi was very proud when she heard this. She covered her mouth and laughed, "Mommy is praising me so much that I feel embarrassed."
Chen Afu sang the song "Little Swallow in Flowery Clothes" to it twice, then went out and brought back four tea sets with covered bowls, put the pile of swallow droppings into the tea bowls, and covered them with lids.
This is Golden Swallow’s toilet.
And tell it to open the lid when it's time to poop, and close the lid again when it's done.
Jin Yanzi was still a little disgusted and said, "My previous master gave me toilets that were either made of gold or gold inlaid with jade, and they were taken away after use. But you only gave me a few coarse porcelain bowls and placed them in my house."
It turns out that it had encountered this kind of embarrassment before, and it pretended like it was the first time.
Chen Ahfu rolled his eyes in his heart, but still said, "Mommy is poor now, I will change it to pure gold for you when I am rich in the future."
Jin Yanzi solved the problem of going to the toilet and then started to eat the delicious braised food that Chen Afu brought in.
Chen Afu thought wickedly that in order to accumulate more fertilizer, he would have to bring in more food, especially more oily food, so that it could accumulate more fertilizer.
The next day, Chen Dabao wanted to thank the people who helped on behalf of Chen Afu. He and Chen Ming, A Lu and other men went to the big house to have dinner with the guests. Chen Afu only took Qiqi, Huihui and Zhuifeng to Tangyuan.
Chu Hanyan didn't see Dabao, and a trace of disappointment flashed in her dull eyes. She whispered, "Dabao..."
Chen Ahfu smiled and fed her a braised peanut, saying, "Dabao has something to do today, so he will come and play with Sister Yan tomorrow."
Liaochen saw that Chen Ahfu had brought her a bowl of vegetarian food, so she thanked him and tried the dried tofu, kelp, and peanuts. They were very delicious. She smiled softly and said, "Yes, it's very delicious." After thinking for a while, she put down her chopsticks and said, "Master Wuzhi from Lingyin Temple is back. He loves food the most. I have prepared a box of glutinous rice dates made by Donor Wei, so I can give him this bowl of braised food."
Because she was afraid that the braised food would go bad, Le Chen, who originally wanted to stay for another day, had to leave in a hurry, saying that she would come back to accompany Yan'er in a few days. She was anxious to bring the food to see Master Wuzhi, and was anxious to ask the master to help her granddaughter with her fortune.
Chen Afu took Chu Hanyan by the hand and sent Abbot Lechen to the outer courtyard. He saw her get on the carriage, and then saw the carriage disappear outside the vermilion gate.
The carriage disappeared for a while before Chu Hanyan seemed to realize that her grandmother had left again. Tears welled up in her big black grape-like eyes, and big tears rolled down her cheeks as she cried loudly.
Chen Ahfu picked her up and saw her crying so sadly, and he felt sorry for her. Except for the servants, most of the time there were no blood relatives around the little girl who cared about her. Her father, grandmother, and great grandfather, after spending time with her, left in a hurry to do their own things.
She can't step out of her own world, and perhaps she doesn't want the relatives who have stepped into her world to step out again?
Chen Afu felt a little sympathy for the little girl. From this point of view, the previous silly Afu was much better than her. At least her relatives were always by her side, caring for her and loving her.
For such patients, spiritual satisfaction is far more important than material satisfaction.
Chen Ahfu secretly touched her little face with his face and said softly, "Don't be sad, your auntie is with you."
The little girl stopped crying and looked at Chen Afu with her big watery eyes.
Chen Ahfu smiled, kissed her secretly again, and whispered in her ear, "Sister, do you like auntie to do this?" Seeing the little girl nodded slightly, he added, "This is a secret between the two of us, sister, please don't tell anyone else."
The little girl with tears in her eyes smiled with her petal-like mouth and nodded slightly.
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