Chapter 104 He can hit 10,000 meters!
Amid the laughter of the children, even Guang Guang, who had been frowning and looking angry, couldn't help but curl up his lips and smile. Amid
the laughter of everyone, the two children's faces suddenly turned red, and the child named Zhang Xiaoming immediately yelled at the children around him:
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, I'm not a dirty pot lid."
"I don't have a big runny nose either." The little boy with a runny nose said, and hurriedly sniffed his nose hard, but he didn't expect that the snot he just sucked in would flow down again. He wanted to suck it back, but in his haste, he blew a big snot bubble out of his nose.
Hahahaha...
Seeing his look, the little boys around him laughed even more happily.
"Now you know how rude it is to give others nicknames, right? Will you still give them nicknames in the future?" Xia Qingqing saw that the time was almost right, and began to educate the two children.
"Hmph, I'll go get my hair cut in a minute, then I won't be a dirty pot lid. He has no hair, so he's always been bald." The pot lid-headed boy was still unconvinced, pointing at his bald head.
"I'll..." The runny nose was about to imitate his elder brother, but after thinking about it, he couldn't give up his nose, so he swallowed his words.
At this moment, Lu Jingzhen came over pushing a bicycle, with some rice and flour on it. Xia Qingqing had her back to him and didn't notice him, still arguing with the children:
"Where does he have no hair? He just has less hair." After saying that, she deliberately made a mysterious look, looked at the children and continued:
"I'll tell you a secret."
The children were aroused by her curiosity and hurried over to listen.
“In fact, the smarter a person is, the less hair they have, that’s why it’s called ‘Smart but Not Long Hair’!” She was afraid that they didn’t understand what ‘Smart but Not Long Hair’ meant, so she explained,
“Smart but Not Long Hair means that extremely smart people never grow hair.”
Lu Jingchen, who was standing not far away and didn’t move forward, listened with interest to her seriously fooling the kids. He thought she was so lively and cute, and a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.
"You are lying, right?" Pot Cover was half-believing and half-doubting, and suddenly said:
"I'm going to go back and ask my dad."
After saying this, he seemed to have thought of something, and looked at Guangguang and said sarcastically:
"Even if he is very smart, so what? He still doesn't have a father."
After hearing this, Guangguang's eyes dimmed immediately and his head drooped unconsciously. Seeing him like this, Pot Cover became even more proud and continued:
"Huh, my dad is so good to me. He hugs me every day and lets me ride his big horse every day. Haha, he doesn't have one."
"Who said he doesn't have one." Xia Qingling raised his hand and patted Guangguang in the crook of his arm, silently comforting him, looking at Pot Cover and said:
"The big uncle who was with me just now is his father."
"No, my mother said his father died a long time ago, and his family had no money to pay for his grandma's medical treatment, so they sold the house to our family." Pot Cover immediately retorted.
After hearing his words, Xia Qingqing realized that this Pot Cover kid was originally from the family of the blue-tiled house.
"Who said he wasn't? He is his godfather, and a godfather is still a father." At this point, Xia Qingli looked at the reed-woven guns in their hands, and deliberately pretended to be very contemptuous and continued:
"Your guns are all fake, but his godfather has a real gun, and his shooting is very accurate. He can knock down the enemy from a distance of 10,000 meters."
After hearing her words, Lu Jingchen behind him showed an expression of incredible shock on his face.
His wife is really boasting. At 10,000 meters, let alone aiming, he can't even see that far.
"Ten thousand meters!!!"
All the kids around him were shocked, with surprise and admiration on their faces. Only Pot Cover was still unconvinced. He looked at Xia Qingli and said,
"You are lying. I don't believe that anyone can run ten thousand meters."
Xia Qingli laughed a little guilty after being exposed for bragging. He was thinking to himself, this kid is not easy to fool! But the next second, he heard Pot Cover puffing his cheeks and continued to say,
"He can only run five thousand meters at most. Ten thousand is too much."
Xia Qingli: ... ...
Well, this kid has some wisdom, but not much.
"Yes, yes, Xiao Ming is right. He can't run ten thousand meters." The little boy with a snotty nose looked like he only obeyed his elder brother.
At this moment, someone finally noticed Lu Jingchen standing not far away, pushing a cart, and then shouted loudly:
"Look, Zeng Guang's father."
Hearing the shout, everyone looked at Lu Jingchen not far away.
In everyone's eyes, Lu Jingchen walked over with a cart.
Xia Qingqing was embarrassed. How long has he been standing there?
What I just said:
"The smartest thing is that smart people don't have hair"
"His father can defeat the enemy from 10,000 meters away"
and the nicknames I gave to the children: "Dirty pot lid" and "Runny nose"
Didn't he hear them all? !
Just when she wanted to pretend that nothing happened and take Guangguang home immediately, she suddenly heard the pot cover the next second. Looking at Lu Jingzhen, she couldn't wait to ask:
"Can you shoot 10,000 meters?"
"Who said that?" Lu Jingzhen narrowed his eyes and asked in a deep voice.
All the children pointed at Xia Qingxing without thinking and said in unison:
"Her!"
Using his name, they were bluffing and cheating, but they were caught red-handed. Xia Qingxing saw that Lu Jingzhen was also looking at her, and smiled a smile that was uglier than crying.
Seeing that Lu Jingqi did not answer, Guo Gaitou seemed to understand something, looked at Xia Qingxi, pointed at her and said:
"You are lying, he can't hit you at all, haha, big liar, this sister is a big liar..."
After hearing his words, Guangguang's mood was obviously depressed, and he felt very embarrassed.
Xia Qingxi was also embarrassed. She wanted to continue to fool people, but she was too embarrassed to continue to make up stories in front of the person involved. At this time, a steady voice suddenly sounded:
"Who said she was lying?"
Xia Qingli looked at Lu Jingchen, and couldn't believe her ears. He was actually willing to accompany her to fool these kids!
Is this still the serious, calm and self-sustaining Lu Jingchen?
"Can you really hit it?" After listening, Guo Gaitou looked at Lu Jingchen with suspicion:
"Humph, I don't believe it!" Then he said very arrogantly:
"Unless you prove it."
After hearing his words, all the children looked at Lu Jingchen with expectant eyes, and Guangguang also looked at him without blinking, with a little more nervousness in his expression.