Chapter 58 The Illiterate Fox



"Huh?"

Chi Musheng turned around awkwardly. Was this something he could talk to Tu Shan Honghong about?

What will happen to Tushan Honghong if he finds out? Let's not talk about it for now. You will definitely get beaten. It would be too stupid and naive to force yourself to like someone for the sake of a Hongxian Fairy assessment.

He crouched down, looked into Tu Shan Ya Ya's clear eyes, and offered words of comfort.

"Second Miss, liking someone isn't something you can just say casually, and love isn't a toy you can play with whenever you want. You should go back and think it over carefully before you speak."

He didn't want to teach, and couldn't teach, because the fastest way to teach someone to like is to make them like him, which would be a doomed kind of liking because it was wrong from the start.

"No need, I've thought it through. If you don't agree, I'll just stay here and never leave. I'll follow you around, eat your food, and sleep at your place."

Tu Shan Ya Ya's gaze was firm. With a flick of her wrist, she sat down on the ground, ready to cling to Chi Mu Sheng, since he was her only hope of becoming a matchmaker.

"well"

Chi Musheng looked up at the distant sky and sighed deeply. It really wasn't his fault; he had tried to persuade him and had refused him.

"Second Miss, I can agree to your request, but you must also promise not to regret it, no matter what the outcome."

Upon hearing Chi Musheng's agreement, Tu Shan Ya Ya excitedly jumped up from the ground and patted her conscience.

"No problem, it's just learning to like things, what's there to regret?"

She likes to drink. At worst, her sister can punish her by not letting her drink for a few days. She'll just feel a little bad, but it's not a big deal.

Tu Shan Ya Ya can handle it; it's nothing.

"Alright, Second Miss, wait for me a moment."

After saying that, Chi Musheng turned and went into the house, where he wrote a contract and gave it to Tu Shan Yaya.

"Second Miss, take a look. If there are no problems, please sign it."

Tu Shan Ya Ya took the contract and quickly scanned it. After a few seconds, she handed it back to Chi Mu Sheng, touching her nose as she spoke.

"Um, there are too many words in the contract. Why don't you read it to Lady Ya Ya?"

What is this all about? She only recognized her own name on it, and couldn't recognize many of the other characters. She couldn't understand what it meant at all, so how was she supposed to read it?

Chi Musheng gave Tu Shan Yaya a strange look. He originally thought that this fox was just a little stupid, but he didn't expect that she was also an illiterate fox who couldn't recognize a single character. There were no rare characters in the contract, only common characters.

Tu Shan Ya Ya noticed Chi Mu Sheng's strange gaze and immediately raised her fist to question him.

"Hey, what kind of look is that?"

She felt that Chi Musheng had definitely looked down on her just now. That look was all too familiar to her when she looked at those defeated human Taoists.

"Oops, I just got sand in my eye."

After saying that, Chi Musheng pretended to rub his eyes. Sometimes when he was with Tu Shan Ya Ya, he seemed to be speaking the truth because he felt guilty about seeing such a stupid fox.

He should have just said, "I was just wondering why the dignified Second Miss of Tushan is actually an illiterate fox."

"Hmph, quickly read it to Lady Ya Ya. What does it say? If Lady Ya Ya finds out and you misread even one word, you'll be in for a beating!"

Tushan Yaya groaned and crossed her arms. This stinky human being was waiting. When he taught her what liking meant, the first thing he did was to beat this stinky guy. He actually dared to look at Master Yaya with that look. He was so angry.

Chi Musheng calmly read the contract aloud.

"The first clause of the contract stipulates that everything in the contract must be kept confidential, including Tu Shan Ya Ya's hiring of Chi Mu Sheng to teach her about liking and loving, which must not be told to anyone in any way."

"Can't I have a sister either?" Tu Shan Ya Ya asked timidly.

"No way," Chi Musheng refused outright, giving Tu Shan Yaya a disdainful look. "You really think he's living too long?"

She also told Tu Shan Honghong that her sister had already hired him, and that only a stupid fox like her was so clueless that she might be taken advantage of. But that didn't matter; whether she could find him or not was another matter.

"All right"

"Secondly, the two will be employed for one month. During this month, Chi Musheng will teach Tu Shan Yaya what liking and love are."

"That's good," Tu Shan Ya Ya nodded in satisfaction. The sooner she learned it, the sooner she could prepare for the matchmaker exam and become a qualified matchmaker.

"Thirdly, Tu Shan Ya Ya must cooperate with Chi Mu Sheng, and the two must not use violence or hit anyone during their time together. Breach of contract will result in a penalty of one thousand taels of silver."

The third item was added by Chi Musheng. He regretted not including a clause prohibiting the use of violence in the contract when he signed it with Tu Shan Honghong, which caused him a lot of suffering.

"Fourthly, after the contract ends, the two people will have no further relationship, cannot harass each other, and cannot intentionally appear in each other's lives. The contract cannot be renewed; once it's over, it's over."

After Chi Musheng finished reading, he asked a question.

"Second Miss, this is the entire contract. Do you have any objections? If not, please sign it."

He handed the pen and the contract to Tu Shan Ya Ya, and as for his name, he had already signed it the moment it was read aloud.

Upon receiving the contract, Tu Shan Ya Ya quickly wrote the four characters "Tu Shan Ya Ya" in the blank space. However, the handwriting was truly unsightly, crooked and twisted, like roadside grass.

Chi Musheng put the contract away and smiled as he extended his hand to Tu Shan Yaya.

"Second Miss, the contract has been finalized and will officially take effect tomorrow."

Tu Shan Ya Ya slapped Chi Mu Sheng's hand away.

"Why tomorrow? Can't it be now?"

She's already here, so going back is definitely out of the question; she needs lunch.

"It's fine now, but surely the Second Miss would let me freshen up first?"

Chi Musheng pointed to his disheveled hair. He planned to take a shower first, but he was too tired after coming back last night and simply didn't shower.

But with Tu Shan Ya Ya here, how could he wash himself? If he just took off his clothes, wouldn't he be seen as a pervert?

"It's so annoying, I'll just wait for you," Tu Shan Ya Ya waved her hand dismissively.

Anyway, it's not mealtime yet, so we can cook after Chi Musheng has finished washing up.

"But, Miss, how am I supposed to wash up with you here?" Chi Musheng sighed, looking utterly helpless.

Upon hearing this, Tu Shan Ya Ya couldn't help but complain.

"With me here, you can't wash up? You humans are so troublesome!"

The demon race doesn't have such troubles; she often gets up early to wash up with her sister.

"Second Miss, what I mean is, I want to take a bath. Are you sure you want to watch here?"

Chi Musheng walked to the riverbank, slowly took off his shirt, and glanced back at Tu Shan Yaya.

Tu Shan Ya Ya stared blankly at her, her face gradually changing from fair as jade to warm as jade, white with a rosy glow, and steam rising from her head.

After a two-second silence, he shouted, "I'm going to catch chickens!"

He then ran quickly into the woods and disappeared without a trace.

Chi Musheng's actions greatly shocked Tu Shan Ya Ya, because Tu Shan Ya Ya had never seen any man take off his clothes in front of her before.

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