After stripping naked, Chi Musheng waded into the stream to wash himself. He had deliberately taken off his clothes earlier.
To know what liking someone means, you must first like someone, and getting Tu Shan Ya Ya to like him is the fastest way.
Of course, if you want a girl to like you and make her first impression on you, you need to create some unforgettable experiences.
For example, if he takes off his shirt in front of Tu Shan Ya Ya, this action would probably make Tu Shan Ya Ya dream of roast chicken tonight, and a picture of a man taking off his clothes would suddenly pop into her mind.
He lowered his head, gave a bitter laugh, and mocked himself.
"Chi Musheng, Chi Musheng, are you right or wrong?"
On the other side, deep in the woods, Tu Shan Ya Ya, her face flushed, was furiously punching a rock, throwing dozens of punches in a row.
He kept shouting.
"Ah! Ah! This human, doesn't he have any shame? You scoundrel, how dare you take off your clothes in front of Lady Ya Ya! Shameless!"
Does any demon know how much harm this scene caused to her, a child who is three hundred years old?
If it weren't for the contract stipulating that hitting someone would result in compensation, she wouldn't be hitting a rock right now, but rather that bastard Chi Musheng's dog head.
"call"
Tu Shan Ya Ya took a deep breath and began to think about what to eat for lunch. Beating up Chi Mu Sheng was not as important as having a meal. After all, if she damaged the cook, no one would cook for her.
"Hmph"
"Hmph"
A small black pig waddled into Tu Shan Ya Ya's line of sight. It weighed about fifty or sixty pounds, and its meat looked incredibly tender.
The little black pig was still sniffing the ground, trying to find sweet potatoes for lunch.
Little did they know, they were about to become someone else's lunch.
"Little black pig, you're the one. It's your honor to be Lady Ya Ya's lunch."
Tu Shan Ya Ya rubbed her hands together and walked step by step toward the little black pig.
The little black pig felt a chill that seemed to pierce the bone. Looking up, it saw a fierce fox demon approaching it, and at a glance, it was clear that it was no good demon.
It immediately turned around and prepared to run away. That drooling expression—it recognized it from when humans ate its cousin. It looked exactly like that! Help! They're slaughtering a pig!
"Trying to run? No way! The cold air is freezing!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya unleashed a burst of cold air, freezing the little black pig into a crystal-clear specimen with a glossy sheen.
"Running away is useless. Just obediently become Lady Ya Ya's lunch."
She carried the frozen specimen and slowly returned to the bamboo house.
On the riverbank, Chi Musheng dressed and sat by the fire, drying her hair. After coming to this world, her hair had grown long to suit the local customs, but it was much more troublesome than washing it.
"Chi Musheng, look what Lady Ya Ya brought back!"
Upon hearing the sound, Du Chi Musheng turned around and saw a large block of ice falling from the sky, hitting him just one centimeter away from his feet.
He looked up and asked.
"Second Miss, this is your new toy."
Tu Shan Ya Ya arrogantly raised her chin and looked at Chi Mu Sheng with disdain.
"Lady Ya Ya, there's no such ugly toy. It's our lunch."
Chi Musheng stood up, placed his hand on Tu Shan Ya Ya's head, patted it, and praised her.
"Second Miss, you're really amazing! You managed to catch such a big wild boar."
That is
Just as Tu Shan Ya Ya was about to show off, she suddenly realized that Chi Mu Sheng's hand was on her head. Only her older sister could put her hand on her head like that. She immediately slapped away Chi Mu Sheng's hand, clenched her fists and said angrily.
"Chi Musheng, how dare you touch Lady Ya Ya's head? Do you have a death wish?!"
Chi Musheng rubbed his hands and chuckled softly.
"Second Miss, I didn't know, and you didn't say it was forbidden."
To be honest, the hair felt pretty good. Of course, he knew he shouldn't touch people's heads, but he did it on purpose.
The first thing to do when trying to woo a girl who has never been in a relationship is to attract her emotions, use physical contact to show your assertiveness, and quickly close the distance between you.
If you ask how I know this, it's because I was taught it by a master screenwriter, and although it's true, it's really useful.
Tu Shan Ya Ya slowly loosened her clenched fist, pointed at Chi Mu Sheng, and said sharply.
"I'm warning you, don't you dare touch Lady Ya Ya's head again, or you'll freeze into an ice sculpture like this little black pig!"
If it weren't for the fact that hitting someone would mean paying compensation, and that she needed him to cook for her, Tu Shan Ya Ya would have given herself a reason not to lay a hand on him.
"good"
Chi Musheng extended a finger and met Tu Shan Yaya's extended finger, and the air fell silent for a moment.
The little black pig in the ice cube blinked. Is he also part of your play?
The next second, Tu Shan Ya Ya withdrew her hand as if she had been electrocuted, and her heart inexplicably became restrained, as if she was nervous about her contact with Chi Mu Sheng just now, but her expression did not change at all.
A smile appeared on Chi Musheng's lips, and Tu Shan Yaya withdrew her fingers as if she had been electrocuted, proving that she was subconsciously on alert as she encountered such a thing for the first time.
Tu Shan Ya Ya herself was completely unaware and was still pretending to be calm, but in fact, her heart was already beginning to waver.
"What are you looking at? Go and cook for Lady Ya Ya!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya pointed at the little black pig with annoyance.
The little black pig in the ice sculpture stares wide-eyed. It's not that it did anything wrong; it's clearly the human staring at you, so why is it the one who gets hurt?
If Chi Musheng knew, he would definitely give the little black pig a reasonable explanation, because you are not as valuable as him, and you are not as worthwhile as him. If Tu Shan Ya Ya hadn't asked him for a favor, Tu Shan Ya Ya would probably be lucky not to beat him to death for his actions.
So, the two of them kept their eyes on the little black pig and rubbed their hands together in unison.
"Hmm hmm hmm" (No! I'm still young, I haven't seen any other sows yet!)
The little black pig screamed desperately in its heart, but nothing could penetrate it; it was as thin as a cicada's wing, yet unable to open its mouth in despair.
After half a day of hard work by the two, a hairless pig, stuffed with spices, smeared with honey water, and skewered, was placed in the constructed oven to undergo the rigorous process of roasting until it was transformed into a crispy roast suckling pig.
"I'm exhausted, Lady Ya Ya!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya lay flat on the ground, her head facing Chi Mu Sheng in a starfish shape. After the seal was lifted, the little black pig struggled wildly, and it took her a lot of effort to hold it down so that Chi Mu Sheng could do something.
Chi Musheng glanced at it, and was about to say something when she looked away, tilted her head back and stuffed her nose with a tissue. She had been feeling a bit feverish lately and should drink more hot water.
Seeing Chi Musheng's strange expression, Tu Shan Ya Ya couldn't help but ask.
"You bastard, what's wrong with you?"
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