"Second Miss, please eat less next time, it's really heavy!"
Chi Musheng rolled her eyes and said weakly.
Tu Shan Ya Ya almost sent him to see Ah Bai and Ah Hei.
"What? How is Lady Ya Ya heavy? It's clearly you who's inadequate!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya pouted. No girl would admit to being heavy, and she was no exception.
That bastard thinks it's heavy only because he's incompetent, not because Lady Ya Ya is heavy. He needs to seriously examine himself and see if he has made any progress or cultivated properly over the years.
"What do you mean I'm no good? Look at that fox, it's eaten itself into this state, all fat and bloated."
Chi Musheng reached out and poked Tu Shan Ya Ya's big belly.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
"Fat?"
Tu Shan Ya Ya was furious. In all these years, Chi Mu Sheng was the first person to say she was fat. Very well, today either that bastard or that bitch will die, or she, Tu Shan Ya Ya, will live.
Then she opened her little tiger teeth and bit at Chi Musheng's neck, intending to bite this bastard to death.
"Hey, you're a fox, not a dog, why are you biting me again?"
Chi Musheng had to choose between sacrificing his neck and his hands. He decided to sacrifice his hands, since a hand injury wouldn't kill him, but a neck injury could be fatal if not handled properly.
After blocking Tu Shan Ya Ya's gaping maw with his palm, the next second, the intense pain made him grimace.
"hiss"
That stupid fox is so vicious! I don't know where these habits came from. Tu Shan Ya Ya likes to bite people, Tu Shan Rong Rong likes to slap him, and their eldest sister, if they disagree with each other, she'll use him as a pillow.
Seeing Chi Musheng's pained expression, Tu Shan Yaya slowly released her mouth, because the rusty taste was not pleasant to drink.
Well, that's just an excuse she made for herself. She probably doesn't even know what it really is. Maybe she's reluctant to part with it, or maybe she's heartbroken.
But how could all of this be reflected on Tu Shan Ya Ya's face?
Tu Shan Ya Ya looked down at Chi Mu Sheng with an arrogant expression.
"You bastard, now you know how powerful Lady Ya Ya is! If you do it again, Lady Ya Ya will smash your dog head in, you know?"
Chi Musheng looked at Tu Shan Yaya with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot. How could there be such a proud and arrogant person in this world?
Forget it, Grandma always told him when he was little that he shouldn't argue with a fool. His hands are more important. He should get a rabies vaccine when he gets back, otherwise he might die suddenly one day.
"What? You bastard, what kind of look is that? Do you want to die?!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya noticed the look Chi Mu Sheng gave her, as if she were an idiot, and immediately became furious.
She was ready to let this bastard off the hook, but unexpectedly, he went too far and dared to look at her like that.
"This is my deepest admiration for Lady Ya Ya; heaven and earth bear witness, there's absolutely no problem with it."
Chi Musheng raised his injured hand and swore to the culprit that he had no intention of insulting Tu Shan Ya Ya, and that everything he did was purely innocent and sincere.
"You bastard, do you think Lady Ya Ya is stupid?!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya gritted her teeth. She didn't understand the other looks in her eyes, but she understood this look better than anyone else.
"Forehead"
Chi Musheng touched his nose. This time he seemed to have become a little smarter and wasn't so stupid anymore. His IQ of 69 could be raised to 70.
"Die, Lady Ya Ya!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya grabbed Chi Mu Sheng's arms, opened her mouth, and bit down hard on Chi Mu Sheng's neck.
Today she's determined to bite this bastard to death.
"What are you doing, you stupid fox? Stop!"
Chi Musheng's face was contorted in pain, but that wasn't the most important thing. The most important thing was that this was on the street, not in the bamboo grove. Couldn't he have been a little more discreet? Did he want to be stared at like a monkey?
Upon hearing this, Tu Shan Ya Ya bit even harder. You tell Ya Ya to stop, and she stops? Doesn't she have any dignity?
Just as the two were getting to their point, another group of demons, their gossip-loving spirits ignited, arrived.
Everyone stared intently at the two of them.
"Holy crap, I never expected that the usually unassuming Miss Er would be so desperate, trying to rape this pretty boy right there on the street."
"No, look at the Second Miss's belly, isn't she pregnant?"
"Holy crap, the Second Miss has gone mad! Pregnant and still doing that kind of thing!"
"That's right. Although we demons are physically stronger, we still face the risk of miscarriage."
The surrounding chatter was so lively that Tu Shan Ya Ya, who was clinging to Chi Mu Sheng, couldn't possibly miss it.
He immediately jumped up from Chi Musheng's body, his face flushed, and shouted at the crowd.
"What are you looking at? If you keep looking, Lady Ya Ya will smash your dog heads in!"
The demons immediately considered retreating, because Tu Shan Ya Ya might really come to beat them up. However, this scene was at a crucial moment, and they would be unwilling to leave without watching it to the end.
"Get out of here!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya raised her fist, looking like she was about to make a move.
The demons looked at each other, then decided to run away. Gossip is interesting, but you have to be alive to enjoy it.
"I'm so angry! Where did these guys get the idea that Lady Ya Ya is pregnant? I just ate a little more, what do you mean by 'starving'?!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya stomped her feet in anger, her chubby little face flushed red, like a round and big red apple, extremely cute.
"Miscalculation"
Chi Musheng bandaged the wounds on his hands and neck. He thought that after the contract with Tu Shan Ya Ya stipulated that violence could not be used, there was still a clause about biting people.
But it was precisely this rule that saved his life; otherwise, he would probably have been beaten into a clinic by Tu Shan Ya Ya on the very first day and sent to find the rich, salty duck egg-shaped woman.
The difference in physical size between humans and demons can only be truly understood when you come into contact with them. Don't be fooled by Tu Shan Ya Ya's small stature; she's less than 1.5 meters tall, like a primary school student.
But when I pressed down on his arm just now, he had no strength to resist at all, just like an infant facing the helplessness of an adult.
Like a toy, it's as if the other party could easily dismantle you into pieces and scatter you all over the ground with just a little force.
"You bastard, you bitch, it's all your fault!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya couldn't find anyone to vent her anger on, so she had to settle scores with Chi Mu Sheng again. If it weren't for Chi Mu Sheng, she wouldn't have made a fool of herself.
"Blame me?"
Chi Musheng pointed to his newly bandaged neck and hands, his face full of questions. "Stupid fox, do you want to see what you're saying?"
You bite someone without warning, and then blame him? He's clearly a fox, but he acts like a puppy.
"Hmph, Lady Ya Ya doesn't care, it's all your fault."
When has Tu Shan Ya Ya ever reasoned with anyone? She says, "If it's your problem, then it's your problem. Please keep your opinions to yourself."
"Fine, blame me then. By the way, do you still want to hurry up and learn what 'liking' means, so you can take the matchmaker exam?"
Chi Musheng brought out the contract between the two of them.
This stupid fox can't even withstand being bitten by mouth, let alone punched. A fox that bites so much must have rabies; it must be stopped.
"Of course, Lady Ya Ya also aspires to become the second most skilled matchmaker in the entire Tu Shan region."
Tu Shan Ya Ya said with her head held high and chest out.
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