"I'm so hungry, why isn't stinky Shengsheng back yet?"
Xiao Bai, now in human form, lay on the bed, flipping through Chi Musheng's diary.
The saying goes, "Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated." Only by understanding Chou Shengsheng well enough can you enter his heart.
The other women are nothing but fleeting moments, a bunch of fools.
Suddenly, Little White's ears twitched, and she hurriedly stuffed the diary back into its place. The graceful cat-eared girl instantly transformed back into a little white cat, obediently lying on the bed.
"Xiaobai, I'm sorry I'm late again."
Chi Musheng walked lightly into the room, where a small white creature jumped from the bed into his arms and thumped.
Looking at the little white dog nestled in his arms, Chi Musheng reached out and stroked its soft fur, running it from head to tail. The little white dog meowed contentedly.
For a moment, Chi Musheng felt a sense of home, because no matter how late he came home, there was always a little guy waiting for him.
Although he has a bit of a temper and sometimes gets angry and scolds him for coming home late, he is one of only two people who wait for him to come home.
"Meow meow" (You stinky Sheng Sheng, you're back so late again. This time you don't smell as strong as a fox, so I won't hold it against you.)
Little White tried to burrow its head into Chi Musheng's arms, sniffing the comforting scent that made the cat feel safe.
It would be even better if she could come home earlier every day; I can't just masturbate her every day.
They even went to find those vixens, how disgusting! Did they let you masturbate?
Chi Musheng reached out and scratched Xiaobai's chin, asking a question.
"Little Bai, are you hungry? What would you like to eat?"
Normally, he eats two meals a day, breakfast and lunch. He usually skips dinner because it's too late to put Tushan Honghong to sleep, but not now, with Xiaobai in his arms.
"Meow" (Well, let me think about it)
Xiao Bai's eyes darted around. In her limited memory, apart from the grilled fish and seafood porridge made by Chou Shengsheng, she couldn't think of anything else that tasted good.
Steaming is tasteless, but stir-frying is also an option since we don't have any ingredients. What should we eat?
Seeing that Xiaobai remained silent for a long time, Chi Musheng took out a bottle of milk from his waist and smiled.
"Then let's have pumpkin baked egg custard. Little White, you've definitely never had it before, because I haven't made it for any other demons yet!"
Luckily, I still had some ingredients at home: three spoonfuls of sugar, a melon, and an egg.
"Meow meow" (I've never made this for any other demons, this one is good, stinky Sheng Sheng, tonight we'll have pumpkin roasted egg and milk.)
Xiao Bai stood in Chi Musheng's arms, its pink lips gently touching Chi Musheng's cheek.
My humble servant, your cat master is in a good mood today and will reward you a little.
Chi Musheng noticed a faint dampness on her cheek, paused for a second, and couldn't help but chuckle as she looked at Xiaobai raising her chin.
She secretly kissed him and then put on this act; she's such a proud little cat.
"Xiao Bai, it's impolite to steal a kiss from someone else," Chi Musheng whispered in Xiao Bai's ear.
"Meow" (Hmph, that's a reward, you stinky servant)
Little White arrogantly turned its head away. There was no such thing as a stolen kiss. How could the word "stolen" be used when the master takes a step closer to the servant? It would be more appropriate to say that it is a reward.
"Okay, I'll go cook for you."
Chi Musheng put down the proud little cat and turned to get the ingredients to cook.
Under the campfire at night, Chi Musheng was mashing diced pumpkin into a puree, adding eggs and milk, a little sugar, stirring it well, and putting it into a jar.
Then they brought over an iron pot, boiled water in it, tied the pot with a rope, and half-suspended it in the water so that it did not directly touch the bottom of the pot.
(It's edible, tastes good, you can try it if you're bored.)
"Meow" (Stinky Sheng Sheng, what are you doing? An airplane, a pot of boiling water.)
Xiao Bai was puzzled by Chi Musheng's actions, because she had never seen cooking done like this before; it was more like concocting poison.
Seeing Xiaobai tilting its head curiously, Chi Musheng chuckled and patted Xiaobai's head.
"Silly kitten, you've never seen this before, have you? This is called the water bath method. The pastries made this way will be exceptionally delicate, just like your little paw pads, soft and fluffy."
He learned this skill from working at a cake shop for a few months when he was just sixteen. It's a little trick, since there are no ovens in this world, and you can't accurately control the temperature with fire.
"Meow" (soft paw pads)
Little White raised its paw and looked at its pink and tender paw pads. Its little head suddenly became curious about what kind of thing could be as soft as its own paw pads.
Wait, what did that stinky Sheng Sheng just call her? Little idiot.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
"Meow meow meow" (Foolish servant, what did you just call your cat master? I'm giving you one last chance to rephrase your words!)
Xiao Bai slapped Chi Musheng's hand away and continued to hurl insults at him. Anyway, the stupid servant couldn't understand, which infuriated the cat.
Chi Musheng slammed his hand together and grabbed the cat's mouth to manually mute it.
"What are you doing, Xiaobai? Don't think I don't understand. You're swearing. That's not a good habit."
He couldn't understand cat language, but he wasn't stupid. Just from the cat's mouth opening and closing so violently, anyone who wasn't an idiot could tell it was cursing. Considering he was all alone here, if it wasn't cursing him, it could be cursing a ghost.
"Meow" (Ah! Servant, how dare you do such a disrespectful thing to your cat master, it's simply unforgivable)
Xiao Bai glared at Chi Musheng. "You were the one who insulted her first, and now you won't let her talk back? You unreasonable servant!"
A feeling of grievance floated through Xiaobai's mind.
Just because someone likes you doesn't mean you can bully a cat without restraint.
Chi Musheng hugged the angry and aggrieved Xiaobai into his arms, stroked the stubborn little head, and comforted it gently.
"Xiaobai, although I don't know why you're angry, you can tell me. It's impolite to swear at people."
"Meow" (Foolish servant, you don't understand what your cat master is saying, and you're even blaming me).
Xiao Bai turned her little head away, not wanting to look at Chi Musheng. She was angry and decided to ignore this foolish servant until she finished eating.
Chi Musheng smiled faintly, cradling Xiaobai in his hands, head to head, eyes to eyes, the two of them now only an inch apart.
Xiao Bai swallowed hard. What was that stinky Sheng Sheng up to? Was he going to use his good looks on her? But she was still just a cat.
"Little White, let me guess why you're angry and yelling. Is it because I called you 'Little Silly Cat'?"
"Meow" (Foolish servant, how dare you say that)
Xiao Bai's bright eyes held a hint of anger, a touch of shyness, and a strong sense of grievance.
She really wanted to slap Chi Musheng across the face, but she couldn't bring herself to do it. It would be such a waste to ruin such a handsome face.
Seeing the hurt look in Xiaobai's eyes, Chi Musheng suppressed a laugh and explained.
"Haha, is that really true, Xiaobai? Actually, where we're from, 'little fool,' 'little idiot,' and 'little silly' are affectionate terms, used only to refer to someone you like. 'Little silly cat.'"
After saying that, Chi Musheng took a breath on Xiaobai's forehead.
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