Chapter 111 What is Group Pet?



On the high-speed rail.

Su Ran sat down and picked up a magazine to read to pass the time.

Page 1: If you want a painless abortion, choose Lingzhou Gynecological Hospital, and don’t let your child go missing.

Phew~

So scary.

Are all hospitals like this so straightforward nowadays?

Turning to the second page, there is a short story about a brother-in-law and sister-in-law. The plot is ups and downs and very gripping.

Turn to the third page, if you want circumcision, vasectomy, or lengthening surgery, come to Lingzhou Men's Hospital.

Attached is a picture of an old man in martial arts uniform giving a thumbs-up: [Lingzhou Men's Hospital is great, it helps you regain your dignity as a man]

The spokesperson is marked in the lower right corner: Liu Buqun, the head of Lingjian Mountain.

this……

Isn’t Liu Buqun Shan Weizi’s grandfather and Liu Piaopiao’s parents?

As the head of a sect, wouldn't he be ridiculed by his fellow martial artists if he accepted an advertisement for a men's hospital?

Hmm… Su Ran held his chin in his hand and thought for a moment. Could it be that I was too narrow-minded? The leader of the martial arts world spoke for him, and all the martial arts heroes were trooping to the Lingzhou Men's Hospital to get their wallets cut?

I don't know. Anyway, when Su Ran was in second grade, the school organized a group of children to go to the hospital hand in hand to get a skin circumcision. Then, each child sat in a row with their bottoms bare, touching the gauze, crying together, and comforting each other by saying, "Is your pain? Mine hurts even more."

Then their parents took their children away. Mother Su took little Su Ran away, who walked like a duck, swaying from side to side and not very fast.

I didn’t understand it at that time, I just thought that this minor operation delayed my fun. Now I understand, and it’s more fun after this operation.

There is a reason why Jin Yu likes Su Ran so much. When Su Ran brings her happiness, he also makes her feel sexually happy.

but…

It’s a bit disconcerting to see Shan Weizi’s grandfather endorsing this kind of advertisement.

Su Ran didn't think too much about it, but just sent these scary slogans to the group "Lying on the Kang Together" for everyone to have fun.

Su Ran: [Hahahaha… Do you guys get that these small hospital ads are so scary and inexplicable (laughing)]

Su Ran: [Hey, why aren't you laughing? Is it not funny? (Confused)]

Silence for a few seconds...

Liu Jinyu: [You showed us an ad for painless abortions and asked us if it was funny. Are you hinting at something?]

Su Ran has withdrawn the picture.

Liu Jinyu: [If there's no point in withdrawing the procedure, why would we even need a painless abortion hospital?]

Su Ran: [Pfft~ Sorry, I really just wanted to show you this funny slogan, there's no other meaning. Don't worry, I won't let you undergo this kind of surgery (confident)]

Liu Jinyu: [So... you're going to take safety measures from now on?]

Ding ding ding, the whole group suddenly started buzzing.

Xie Yinren: [(emoji of eating melon)]

Xiao Wanqing: [Su Ran, Liu Jinyu is asking you, answer.]

Ayi Na: [Xiao Wanqing, are you very concerned about this issue?]

Xiao Wanqing: [I'm thinking about my best friend's happiness and don't want them to get hurt (angry)]

Ayi Na, Xie Yinren: [(dog head)]

Then the group fell silent, and the four women were waiting for Su Ran to respond to this question, because it was of great importance.

After waiting for a long time, Su Ran finally replied: [Everyone, take your medicine.]

Phew~

The four women died instantly and criticized Su Ran for a long time.

Su Ran smiled and replied: [I originally posted the picture to show you guys a funny slogan, but you guys took it seriously. Don't worry, Jin Yu, I'm still the same as before, except for the safe period, I've set everything aside.]

Liu Jinyu: [You really are my good brother, couldn't you be more subtle and send me a private message? Are you hinting at your principles in the group chat?]

Su Ran: [You're worrying too much. Okay, you guys go ahead and get busy. I have something to talk about now.]

Su Ran left the group chat and didn't dare to continue. After a while, and having the experience of lying on the kang together, they became even more unscrupulous. They said whatever they wanted without any scruples. Of course, this was a private group after all.

After Su Ran left the group chat, he sent a private message to Xiao Wanqing: [Has your mastitis gotten better recently?]

Xiao Wanqing: [It got a little better a while ago, but recently it's been quite painful again. Every time I lift my hand, it hurts.]

Su Ran: [Take a picture and come over here so I can see if your condition has worsened.]

Su Ran studied this disease some time ago and made some progress, so he can naturally tell the severity of the disease.

After a while, Xiao Wanqing sent a photo.

The photo was taken behind the door of the dance studio, with the front camera shooting at a 45-degree angle. The black tight dance costume was half removed, with the ominous part falling off at the wrist, leaving a blank photo.

Su Ran zoomed in and looked carefully to see if the condition had worsened.

Xiao Wanqing: [Has it gotten worse?]

Su Ran: [It looks like I've gained weight.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Ah (sad)]

Su Ran: [I mean the weight has increased.]

Xiao Wanqing: [……]

Su Ran: [Don't worry, the condition shouldn't be getting any worse. Send me a copy tomorrow and I'll take a look at it when I have time, just in case. Okay?]

First Evolution

Xiao Wanqing shyly replied with an OK. She really felt that Su Ran had seen everything, and Su Ran’s phone contained dozens of “case” photos that Xiao Wanqing had taken for him wearing ominous clothes of various colors.

It is reasonable for her to do so. As a woman, she would show her most sacred self to the person she likes. Of course, selling it does not count.

However, Xiao Wanqing never thought about what would happen in the future. Lovers will eventually get married, and if not, it would be a pity. She could just find an honest man to marry when the time comes.

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