As soon as the voice fell, Shan Weizi raised the sword and threatened: "Are you coming or not? Hold me."
Phew~
Su Ran almost spit out a mouthful of blood, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and lay down: "Come on."
"Yes." Shan Weizi sat on it.
Su Ran: ...
Afterwards, Shan Weizi gradually got into the groove and couldn't even hold the sword anymore.
Su Ran slapped him hard in revenge.
After the second round, the two took a short break, and Su Ran's interest was rekindled. Shan Weizi was no longer willing to do it, and Su Ran finally lost her temper. Then the two had a fight on the bed over the question of 'who should cooperate with whom'.
Finally, the two reached a consensus and signed an agreement on "War and Peace".
Agreement 1, "Posture" Clause:
In order to promote happiness, Shan Weizi must unconditionally obey Su Ran's instructions. She can't be too monotonous. Sometimes she also has to move.
Su Ran: "What do you think?"
Shan Weizi: "OK, Mr. Su, please continue."
Agreement 2 'Personal Safety' Clause:
Shan Weizi cannot bring a sword to bed, and she cannot use the sword to force Su Ran for her own selfish desires.
Su Ran: "What do you think?"
Shan Weizi: "OK, Mr. Su, please continue."
Agreement Three 'Cooperation' Clause:
Shan Weizi should cooperate with Su Ran. She can't just not come if you don't want to and come if you want to. This will easily lead to an emotional crisis. Love is mutual and we should help each other.
Su Ran: "What do you think?"
Shan Weizi: "OK, Mr. Su, please continue."
Su Ran: "There are no other rules, but these are the main ones, especially not threatening me with a sword. If I did that, I would really be playing the game with tears in my eyes."
Shan Weizi, who was wearing a bellyband, chuckled, moved closer to Mua, touched Su Ran's face, and said, "Remember, Mr. Su."
Su Ran was a little dizzy after hearing this, and his interest was rekindled. He coughed lightly and said, "Ahem, do you have anything to add?"
Shan Weizi: "Can I add something?"
Su Ran: "Of course! We are democratic."
Shan Weizi thought for a moment and said, "Well, okay, I'll just add one." She picked up a pen and added a 'duration' clause on the paper: it cannot be less than 40 minutes.
Phew~
Su Ran smiled and thought it was all fun.
…
After breakfast, the snow stopped and the sun was warm.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck~ Old hen, don't run away. Be good. Just stand there and wait for me to come over..." Shan Weizi was catching a chicken, planning to stew some soup for Su Ran to nourish her body. She had no other intentions, she just gave her heart to you, and she was a decent woman who would selflessly think about Su Ran.
Seeing that the old hen didn't move at all, Shan Weizi ran over and grabbed it.
Cluck, cluck, cluck~
The old hen flapped its wings and ran away.
Shan Weizi immediately became unhappy.
"You're such an old hen, if you don't accept my toast, don't blame me."
After saying that, with a clang sound, he drew out the long sword beside him, swung it, and the sword cut through the air and flew towards the old hen.
In the next scene, Su Ran turned his head away from watching the "chicken head falling to the ground" scene.
I always feel that if I offend her in the future, I will end up like this.
"La la la la~" Shan Weizi hummed a song and went to the kitchen with the bloody old hen.
At this time, Su Ran was playing chess and chatting with Liu Buqun in the yard. They both saw the scene just now and just smiled. They didn't think it was cruel to the old hen. They were not saints. This was much more merciful than cutting the old hen's neck and letting it die slowly.
"Master Liu, does your sect have any quick-learning martial arts? I really want to learn it now."
"I wouldn't teach you even if I had one, hahaha..."
Liu Buqun smiled. He knew that Su Ran wanted to learn quick martial arts to suppress Shan Weizi.
"Why don't you join our sect and I'll teach you all the martial arts?"
Su Ran shook his head: "No, no, I'm not very interested in martial arts."
Liu Buqun: "I heard from Piaopiao that you are very interested in painting. Let's go and draw a picture for me as payment for the sculpture."
Su Ran: "That's no problem."
The two came to the study in the backyard, and Su Ran painted a landscape painting with the beautiful scenery of Lingjian Mountain. Liu Buqun gave him a thumbs up in admiration. Shan Weizi on the side also felt that Su Ran was really better than himself, especially his running script was also well written.
Shan Weizi: "It seems I need to study calligraphy more diligently."
Su Ran: "Come here and I'll teach you."
Shan Weizi nodded, untied her apron and walked over. Liu Buqun found an excuse to go frame the paintings and left.
Su Ran held Shan Weizi's hand from behind and walked it over the rice paper. Shan Weizi sneered, looked at Su Ran with a reproachful look, then turned back to look at the word on the rice paper with shame. The word that Su Ran was teaching was - dick.
Shan Weizi bit her lip and said shamefully: "I have never written this word before, and I don't want to learn it."
"Well... then let me teach you a practical word."
"Um."
Su Ran taught again, holding Shan Weizi's hand and writing a word on the rice paper - water, more.
Next second.
Su Ran rushed out of the room, and Shan Weizi chased him all over the mountain, "Su Ran, stop right there! You hooligan, you scum!"
Laughter and joy spread throughout the mountains.
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