Chapter 137 Don’t Wear Clothes



The early morning sun shines through the mist onto the small village called Linxi Village. Smoke from cooking fires rises, and the hardworking villagers have finished their breakfast and are ready to start their day's work.

There was a lot of buzz about the "demolition" before, but it was later dropped. This kind of thing is hard to come by.

"Shuerer, are you up for a run so early?"

“Yeah.”

A villager chatted with Su Ran on the edge of the field, and then went about their own business in the morning light.

Although Su Ran is not a sports enthusiast, he recently felt that he was indeed lacking exercise, so he bought a basketball hoop in Chuyuan for exercise. When he returned to his hometown, he would run for a while in the morning to exercise.

At first, Su Ran thought that because he didn't like sports, the system would specifically create a skill to improve the host's physical qualities in various aspects, such as muscle strengthening, reaction speed, motor nerves, strength, etc.

No.

Later, Su Ran finally understood that there is no reason to sit back and enjoy the fruits of others' labor. The body belongs to Su Ran, and the health also belongs to Su Ran. It is the host's business whether to cherish it or not. The system can provide some "shameful skills", but it will not intervene in physical fitness. It is up to the host to exercise to strengthen the body.

After half an hour of exercise, I was sweating and out of breath. That's what a otaku is like.

I got home and gulped down a can of 'Otaku Happy Water'.

"Burp~ So cool!"

He crushed the can and threw it into the trash can, then looked in the mirror, wet the T-shirt that was sticking to his pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles, took a Versailles photo and sent it to Xiao Wanqing.

Xiao Wanqing: [Is Peng Yuyan having a banquet in Linxi Village?]

Su Ran: [Wrong, this is Zun Long.]

Xiao Wanqing: [That's right, Daniel said he's only done makeup for two Chinese people in his life. One was John Lone in "The Last Emperor," and the other was you, Su Ran. If you look closely, you do resemble John Lone, especially in your temperament.]

Su Ran: [Temperament?]

Xiao Wanqing: [Yes, temperament. When John Lone filmed The Last Emperor, he had an aristocratic air about him, and you have that too. When I first met you, you didn't have that much, but after spending more time with me, I felt that this aristocratic air became more and more obvious.]

The system for cultivating a wealthy person naturally values ​​the host's temperament the most, and day by day the host is cultivating the aristocratic temperament that a wealthy person should have.

Su Ran: [My beloved concubine is absolutely right. I am very satisfied and I will reward you.]

Xiao Wanqing: [I'm the beloved concubine, so isn't that little slut Liu Jinyu the empress? (Angry) Su Ran, are you getting more and more extravagant now? Are you going to turn over a card to sleep with you next?]

Su Ran: [Huh?]

Xiao Wanqing: [Huh? Don't even think about that. How can you have two women serving you at the same time? I'm telling you, you can't play around in the harem. It'll get you killed.]

Su Ran: [I understand, Sister Wanqing.]

Xiao Wanqing: [How good.]

These were just some jokes between the two of them. Although they had slept together and something substantial had happened, there was no psychological pressure. When the love was deep, it came naturally. Compared to "sex", they preferred to play together carefreely.

In short, if you don’t let me down, I won’t let you down.

The phone was connected to the background music in the room. Su Ran was taking a shower, making breakfast, and chatting with Xiao Wanqing about trivial matters.

"Sui'er, come out quickly, there's a dried eel!"

An old lady's voice was heard outside.

"What is dried eel?"

"snake!"

Su Ran replied, hung up the phone, and rushed out of the yard, "Where, where, where? I saw it. It's so big and long."

"Be careful."

"It's okay, Auntie. Rape snakes are not poisonous."

Su Ran slowly approached, squatted down, stretched out his right hand, and moved his index and middle fingers at a high frequency, using the fragrance of his fingering to try to attract it to become docile.

"Fuck! It's a male."

The fragrance of fingering is only attractive to females. When the snake saw this stupid human provoking it, it turned its head and bit it. The hoe fell from mid-air and directly cut off the head of the rat snake.

"Don't worry, Sister Gao, go to the fields. There are no poisonous snakes within ten miles. Let's make snake soup for lunch."

Uncle Qin picked up the rat snake, carried the hammer and called Su Ran home to get the snake meat.

Although the rat snake is not poisonous, it can bite people. Su Ran was really scared. After coming to his senses, he patted his butt and followed him back to Uncle Qin's thatched hut.

Uncle Qin and Su Ran were neighbors, their yards next to each other. Su Ran wasn't from the village, but was from outside, his origins unknown.

Every village has a village guardian, and the village guardian of Linxi Village is Uncle Qin.

The village guards are not bad people, they are a little silly, even a little crazy. They know all the big and small things in the village, and will take the initiative to help at weddings and funerals in the village. As long as they are given food, they will be fine. However, they are often not treated as normal people.

Uncle Qin was indeed abnormal and had a problem with his brain. Sometimes he was lucid and sometimes crazy. However, if anyone asked him for help, he would do the job once he agreed. Every time Su Ran left, he would ask Uncle Qin to help watch the yard to prevent thieves. He was also very attentive. As long as there was any movement at night, he would come out with a flashlight to check. Of course, Su Ran didn't treat him badly. As long as Su Ran was at home, he would call him when there was something delicious, and before leaving, he would buy him a lot of meat and put it in his refrigerator.

"Uncle Qin, what did you mean when you told Aunt Gao that there were no poisonous snakes within ten miles?"

Su Ran squatted beside the moss-covered stone vat, watching Uncle Qin skillfully scraping the snake skin.

"There's a saying that goes, 'If you have rat snakes for every mile, there are no poisonous snakes for every ten miles.' Do you know that?"

"Oh, I've heard that the rat snake is the king of all snakes, and no other snake can defeat it."

"There are reasons for this, mainly because snakes have a keen sense of smell. Rape snakes can secrete a smelly liquid that other venomous snakes will avoid. In addition, although it is not venomous, its attack power is very strong, and other snakes cannot defeat it, so it has the reputation of being the king of snakes."

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