"No, I really can't. I have a girlfriend and I'm very loyal. I promised my girlfriend that I would never have any contact with any woman other than her, let alone sleep with her!"
"So devoted?"
"Of course! So I'll still sleep at the Saint's house. Don't worry, everyone. Sleeping at the Saint's house will reassure everyone, and my girlfriend will be at ease too. You have your customs, and I have mine. Let's understand each other."
"That's fine." The old man took a sip of wine. "Anyway, the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, and your girlfriend doesn't know. These few days in the village, the ladders are there anyway. If you feel like it that day, you can climb it yourself, understand? If you don't climb it once, it means you look down on all the women in our village!"
Ah, this...
Su Ran looked around at the women who looked like wolves and tigers.
"Uh... okay, I'll try to climb once."
I sighed in my heart, it’s not that the emperor is far away, but that the emperor is right in front of me, staring at me.
If you don't climb once, does that mean you look down on them?
Su Ran didn't want to look down on them.
so…
If you really want to climb it, you have to discuss it with Yin people.
After obtaining Xie Yinren's consent, he helped hold the ladder so that he could climb up.
Cover your face and laugh.
…
Beep beep.
At this time, the phone Su Ran placed on the table rang.
It was from the Xie Yin people. Because the Miao people wanted to distance themselves from the matter, the name was changed to: [Maple Forest Evening]
It is taken from the poem "Maple Forest Evening" in "Stop Your Car and Sit to Enjoy the Maple Forest Evening".
Ah Hu: "Boss Su, your phone number."
Su Ran: "See, if you mention the devil, here he comes! My girlfriend is worried about me and called me."
Su Ran took a glance, hung up, picked up his glass and asked everyone to continue drinking.
All. All.
I called again and was hung up again.
Ah Hu: "They must have something to tell you, so answer it."
"Alright! I'll just see what she has to say!"
Su Ran picked up the phone. Everyone looked at him. Su Ran said "Hello" in a very manly manner: "What are you calling for?"
Xie Yinren's soft voice came from the phone: "Su Ran, it's been a while since you came back. I feel so cold sleeping alone. I want to hold you in my arms when I sleep."
It's like the husband is out drinking with his friends, and his wife calls him at home to lure him back.
"I'm drinking. If you have something to say, please tell me now. I'm busy."
Su Ran spoke in a manly voice, and the people around him nodded frequently. Boss Su was really amazing, and his words were manly.
The men in this village are all male chauvinists, and women have no status, except for the saints.
Su Ran follows the local customs and doesn't want to be looked down upon, so he naturally has to increase his tone.
Yell at me?
Xie Yinren was unhappy.
The last time he came, he yelled at me and made me cry. He promised me that he would not yell at me again, but he yelled at me again this time.
After glancing outside, he seemed to be too embarrassed to be gentle due to his pride.
So I endured it and continued to say coquettishly: "Don't drink anymore, you're back, I can't sleep."
"You have to sleep even if you can't! Leave me alone, I'm drinking!"
"Su Ran is very manly, right?"
"Speak again!"
"you……"
Xie Yinren called Su Ran, and his purpose was obvious: "Don't drink anymore, your health is important. Just listen to your 'wife'. When you come back, we can talk and negotiate, and maybe I will agree to let you take a bear photo."
Because she is now sleeping in the quilt.
But your words are so firm that there is no room for negotiation.
"I'll drink you to death, but don't come back. If you come back, I'll sit on you to death."
"Oh, Fenglinwan, you're really crazy, aren't you? Have I been giving you face recently?"
"you……"
"What's wrong with me?" Su Ran, under the influence of alcohol, looked around and continued to speak very manly: "I'm drinking and chatting outside, why are you always on the phone? As a man, do I really think about sleeping every day? Ah!"
"You...you...Su Ran, you're drunk and crazy, aren't you? You're yelling at me again!" Xie Yin was so angry that his hair hurt. "I was acting like a spoiled child, but you were still so fierce. Su Ran, you're good! You're amazing! Don't come back."
"What? You're not convinced? I'm drinking. Don't call me anymore. If you call me again, I'll break up with you!"
Bang, hang up the phone.
"good!"
Everyone applauded.
"Boss Su is a great man! Come, let's all give a toast to Boss Su."
Everyone was full of admiration.
They just didn't know that the woman he was yelling at was their faith, their most respected saint, Xie Yinren.
Su Ran thought it was quite interesting to yell at Xie Yinren.
at this time.
In the house.
"Damn Su Ran, stinky Su Ran, bad guy, I don't like you anymore, and you yelled at me again, I hate you."
She cursed angrily, saying that all the benefits were gone. She grabbed her pajamas, put them on, covered herself tightly, and sulked.
"A saint has to be so humble and 'cheap' to ask you to come back. I've already warmed the bed, but you're still rude to me. I must not like you anymore. Drink, drink, drink, drink yourself to death."
"sleep."
Cover yourself with the quilt.
The noisy sounds outside could still be heard in my ears, especially Su Ran's voice no matter how loud it was.
Xie Yinren sent a text message: [Su Ran, don’t come back. I’ve locked the door.]
Su Ran: [Really?]
Xie Yinren: [Of course it’s true, you can sleep wherever you like, humph!]
Su Ran: [Okay, if that's the case, then I'll just have to climb the ladder. Uncle Gao's daughter is so pretty, I won't be back tonight. I'll go climb up her granddaughter's window. Anyway, her granddaughter secretly told me that she wouldn't close the window tonight.]
Ah~ (crazy)
The Xie Yin people were defeated by Su Ran.
Hateful bad habits.
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