For example, if a man had to hug 90 kilograms of rice or a 90 kilograms of beautiful woman, which one would he not feel tired when exercising?
Same reasoning...
If a man reaches the top of a 75° rock climb, he will be rewarded with 100 yuan. If a man reaches the top of a ...
Money doesn't matter. Su Ran likes sports, rock climbing, and climbing the windows of the Saint's house. Going through the front door is boring, only going through the back door is exciting, right?
Xie Yinren was lying on the bed and seemed to hear some noise outside the window.
"Oh my god, is he really climbing through the window?"
He felt like getting out of bed, pushing open the window, propping himself up with a wooden stick, and lying by the window, giggling in anger and amusement as he watched 'Spider-Man' Su Ran climb up at an extremely fast speed.
"Hey, Mr. Su, is this really okay?"
"I'm just curious. Mr. Su, you have no athletic talent. You get so tired after exercising for a while that you need a massage. How come you're into extreme sports like rock climbing..."
Just as he said this, Su Ran pushed up and jumped out of the window. He stretched out his arms to hug Xie Yinren's soft waist inside the window. He pulled her. She let out a light "ah". Her body was pulled closer by the force and pressed against the window panel. She glared at him with a complaining look, "It hurts~".
Huh~
"So what?"
Su Ran took a few deep breaths, which smelled of alcohol and blew onto Xie Yinren's pretty face, making it blush slightly. She bit her lips, and her eyelashes fluttered like butterflies in the night sky. Her tender eyes were filled with a hint of shyness, and her tone changed from joking to a whisper.
"Did you really climb up?"
She stretched out her hands and hugged Su Ran's waist to prevent him from falling to death while "stealing the jade and stealing the fragrance", her tone was delicate.
"I called you several times just now to ask you to come back, but you were still mean to me. You were mean to me every time you came."
"Is there?"
"Um...yes."
Xie Yinren nodded with a 'weak and helpless' look, and pitifully recounted Su Ran's 'hateful crimes'.
"Last time, when you were playing the handheld game console, I rolled over you and Pikachu's ears blocked your view. You got impatient and yelled at me, even making me cry, and you didn't even try to comfort me."
"This time too, you were afraid of the cold, so I came back to warm your bed. When the bed was warm, I called you back to sleep, but you got mad at me again. I almost cried because of you just now."
Su Ran freed up one hand and gently stroked Xie Yinren's baby face. It must be because of the wine, Su Ran felt that she was particularly cute, the kind of cute that made him want to whip her and make her cry.
Especially with the blessing of the saint's noble status, I want to make her cry even more. What's the weird XP of men?
but…
A weak girl is complaining so aggrievedly, we should not make her cry again, we should comfort her well.
"Okay, I promise I will never be mean to you again."
"I don't believe you. You said the same thing last time."
Her voice became softer and softer, like a mosquito bite.
Bang~
Su Ran slapped her on the buttocks, and she cried out, "Why did you hit me? I didn't say anything wrong, you were the one who hit me."
"I've already told you I won't be mean to you anymore, but you're still complaining. Do you believe I'll take off your pants tonight and spank you hard to teach you a lesson?"
"you……"
"I what I?"
Xie Yinren looked at Su Ran with a stern look in his eyes, still with that chauvinistic expression on his face. He didn't dare to speak, overwhelmed by the masculinity of this man. He had no choice but to be obedient, otherwise he would really get spanked.
Uh...women still like to be controlled by men.
"I'm asking you a question."
Su Ran raised his hand to slap again.
"No hitting."
She hugged Su Ran outside the window tightly, snuggled into his arms, and like a kitten in need of protection, she poked her head out, looked at her 'master', and said softly, "Don't spank me, it hurts."
Oh... Xie Yinren remembered the most important one that he forgot to write in [Su Ran Weird XP], Article 4: I like spanking.
Yes, I didn’t know it was Xie Yinren, the other three were also beaten.
The first person to be spanked was Ayi Na, she fell into Liu Jinyu's arms and cried, "Su Ran spanked her butt, wuwuwu~"
Therefore, they all felt that Su Ran, who looked like a gentle man, was actually a little bit too gentle.
But... women don't really dislike it deep down. Being too serious is boring, and being too timid is disgusting. Su Ran is just right.
Of course, Su Ran didn't dare to hit Shan Weizi's butt. If things went wrong, he would draw his sword and chase her.
"Su Ran, you climbed through my window. Aren't you afraid that the people in the village will find out and burn you and me to death?"
"If I were afraid, I wouldn't have come here. You're just a bunch of old feudals, what do you have to be afraid of?"
"Oh... mua~"
She stood on tiptoe, gave him a light kiss, and said with a smile, "This is a reward for you."
Su Ran pursed her lips, it tasted a bit milky, very familiar.
"What lipstick?"
"I'm not wearing lipstick. I was just waiting for you and ate a White Rabbit candy."
"Oh...it's White Rabbit Milk Candy. I haven't had it in a long time. Do you have any left?"
"No more, just one."
"I remember there are two White Rabbit candies in your room."
"There's only one, how can there be two..." When Xie Yinren said this, she suddenly reacted. She bit her lip and gave him a shy look, then said fiercely: "Don't tremble, or I will push you down. Do you believe it? I really think you are getting worse and worse. I don't like you at all..." Just when she said this, she caught a glimpse of someone on the path below, "Come in quickly." She pulled Su Ran into the house through the window.
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