Su Ran: "Ah... numb."
Liu Piaopiao said, "I've called, and my sister has come out. Now, please explain to me what your relationship is."
Liu Piaopiao didn't necessarily want to force them to become a couple, but she felt that all the evidence was right in front of her, so why hide it?
She's still a 2000s girl, and that's it? She's dating like she's in the 60s.
Our relationship...
The two said in unison.
Shan Weizi: "Friends."
Su Ran: "Netizen."
The two looked at each other and spoke again in unison.
Shan Weizi: "Netizens."
Su Ran: "Stranger."
Shan Weizi: "Alas..."
Liu Piaopiao laughed: "What's going on? Are we becoming more and more unfamiliar? Are you going to say you don't know me the next second?"
Shan Weizi scratched her head: "Mom, we are really just ordinary friends."
"Well, let me explain," Su Ran stepped forward: "Sister Piaopiao, the thing is, your daughter wrote a dog food book online... Mmmmm..."
I'm going~
Before Su Ran could finish his words, Shan Weizi rushed over and covered his mouth with her hand. "Don't mention novels! If you do, you'll be socially dead for the second time, understand? Please."
No one knows that Shan Weizi writes novels, it's just a hobby. If her family knew that she wrote a dog food novel called "Senior Sister, You Come Down First", how horrified would they be?
First, the family would immediately take out their mobile phones and search for the novel online.
Then, the whole family joined her book club and began to greet netizens enthusiastically.
Then, the whole family would post on their Moments to show off, "This is the novel written by our Wei Zi. Everyone, go and read it when you have time."
Eventually, everyone in the world knew about it, and whenever my family members met someone they knew, they would brag, "My Weizi can also write novels!"
Oh my god.
When she thought of this horrific effect, Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that sweat broke out on her forehead.
"Don't mention it, please."
Shan Weizi looked at Su Ran with pleading eyes.
Su Ran: ...
Liu Piaopiao looked at the 'intimate' two and clicked her tongue. "Look at you two now. No one would believe you if you said you didn't know each other! Shan Weizi, don't try to quibble. Let me ask you first, the netizen you chat with every day online who always smiles like an auntie, is it Su Ran?"
"I admit it's Su Ran! But there's no such thing as an aunt's smile!"
"Look at you now, you have that kind of smile."
Shan Zhentian and Shan Zhangqing: "It seems so!"
Phew~
Shan Weizi nearly vomited blood and died.
Liu Piaopiao: "Let me ask you again, you just said you were having dinner with a friend, was it Su Ran?"
"I admit it's Su Ran! But our relationship is not what you think!"
"What kind of relationship am I thinking of?"
"You know it well."
"Okay, okay, you're still being stubborn, aren't you? Then let me ask you, in your painting 'Hundred Years of Worshiping the Phoenix', which direction is the phoenix looking from its perch on the branch?"
Shan Weizi answered frankly: "It's taken from the poem 'The Peacock Flies Southeast', so of course it's southeast. Is that even a thing?"
Liu Piaopiao: "Then why don't you ask Su Ran where he's from?"
Shan Weizi: "Su Ran, where are you from?"
Su Ran: "Don't ask, don't ask."
Shan Weizi: "Speak! You must explain it clearly! If you can't explain it clearly, I won't be able to swallow this anger!"
Su Ran: "Why bother?"
Shan Weizi: "Must!"
Su Ran sighed and said, "I'm from Ninghaijiangning Anyang."
Shan Weizi: "Look what's here?"
Liu Piaopiao didn't give her any more nonsense and directly called up the 'evil map' [West Lake - Anyang]. Guo Degang's voice said: [Departing for Anyang, please drive southeast for 1314.520 kilometers!]
puff--
Is the mileage poisonous?
Liu Piaopiao's final blow was the winning move: "I remember the painting you drew was in this place, and this place is 1314.520 kilometers away from Su Ran's hometown. Tsk tsk tsk tsk ~ Shan Weizi, you are so corny~"
Shan Weizi was knocked out and struggled to death:
"Mom, you're being too serious. How can you apply reality to a painting? The mileage is just a coincidence."
"And is it so important which direction the head faces? Yes! The artistic conception of the painting I drew was 'Peacock Flying Southeast'. The phoenix stood on the branch, gazing southeast, like a woman waiting vainly for her ideal husband."
"...The phoenix in that painting didn't fly away even when hundreds of birds were watching her. She would only fly away when her ideal husband appeared."
Decisive and powerful!
Hearing this, Su Ran thought to himself, what the hell! At that time, he felt it was a shame that the painting was ruined, so he rethought it, and he really made the phoenix in the painting fly away!
Moreover, Su Ran brought the painting with her and prepared to return it to the Shan family.
I left my tea at her house just now and just remembered it now.
At this time, I saw something hidden behind Sister Piaopiao, and I guessed it was the painting.
Su Ran quickly pulled Shan Weizi over and told her to "seek death"!
"Su Ran, why are you pulling me? Why can't I explain? Don't stop me. I want to explain it clearly! Otherwise, people will misunderstand me!"
Su Ran: Sigh...
Liu Piaopiao chuckled: "So you'll only admit it if the phoenix spreads its wings and flies away, right?"
"Yes! She flew away. I admit everything you say!"
Shan Weizi thought to herself, "I don't believe a painting can fly."
At the same time, he gave Su Ran a look.
"Su Ran, we won this round!"
Su Ran: "Not necessarily."
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