"Then what are you doing here?" Xu Yaoji felt a little weak.
"I don't need to report this to you."
"I was fired from the company. I even sent a WeChat message to Sister Wu, asking if only the marketing department was given fruit baskets, but it turned out that everyone in the company was given them. Woohoo." Xu Yaoji covered her face and cried.
"So the sad newlywed wife you were earlier was you, but hey, we weren't even married. Besides, didn't you say you never lie? Now you're obviously lying."
"Never telling a lie is different from telling a humorous joke. I just live a dull, boring life."
What he said made a lot of sense, and Lin An couldn't refute a word.
"Besides, how can you be sure that I'm not telling the truth?" Xu Yaoji said again.
"That's easy." Lin An said confidently, "With my hard-working spirit, I won't be fired once I join the company."
"Idiot, Lin An is a big idiot." Xu Yaoji started cursing at Lin An's face.
"Huh? You actually cursed me!" Lin An was very angry.
"Idiot, idiot, Lin An is a big idiot." Xu Yaoji cursed him three times and stared into his eyes: "It is obvious that the truth I said is that I will become your newlywed wife."
“Boom boom boom!!”
Lin An's heart was beating wildly, and his voice became stammering: "That, that's a bit too futuristic. I haven't thought about things in the future yet."
"Just kidding." Xu Yaoji smiled slightly: "That's right, your future is destined to have a girlfriend who is in the fifth grade of elementary school 11 years later."
He also said that if I died this year, I would be exactly 10 years old and in the fifth grade of elementary school 10 years later, and I would be surrounded by girls of the same age.
"Your joke is too much. How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not a lolita con?"
"Your future is destined to be a 3,680-pound rich woman's little milk dog, and your ribs are crushed by someone sitting on them, and the rib fragments just happen to pierce the left ventricle of your heart and die."
"You're being so specific, as if you saw it with your own eyes. Wait..." Lin An's voice cracked, "No, I'm crazy enough to be a little puppy to a 3,680-pound rich woman. Besides, which dimension has a human weighing over 3,600 pounds? And if there really is one, I might as well find a girlfriend of the same age in 11 years."
Xu Yaoji looked at her with disgust: "You really are a lolita complex."
"If I choose to commit suicide, will there be no normal future?" Lin An clenched his fists.
"Yes!" Xu Yaoji read them out one by one: "Three days later, you happily discovered that you had traveled through time and space to become an emperor. A fat man below you said that you were lacking in virtue and deposed the Prince of Chenliu. Five days later, you happily discovered that you had traveled through time and space to become a great scholar. Inspired by poetry, you wrote the line: The east wind blew again last night in the small building. Ten days later, you traveled through time and space to become a scientist. You wrote a letter criticizing a colleague named Niu for saying that the law of gravity was wrong. Twenty days later, it was even more amazing. You became the head of the world's most powerful country, and you were sweetly enjoying yourself in the basement with your new wife..."
"Enough." Lin An had to interrupt. "The first one is Liu Bian, who was about to be poisoned by Li Ru. The second one is Li Yu, who was poisoned by Emperor Taizong of Song. The third one is Hooker, who was forced to death by Lord Niu. The fourth one is Hitler, who is about to die. They all traveled through time. How can there be a normal future? Moreover, the identities who traveled through time and space have a worse start than the last. None of these futures are good. I have a grudge against you, why are you cursing me like this?"
"Actually, there is still a good future timeline." Xu Yaoji said slowly.
"I don't believe it." Lin An didn't trust the dangerous woman Xu Yaoji. She never said a good word.
"Don't you want to listen?" Xu Yaoji grabbed his collar, full of invisible threats.
"I want to listen, I really want to listen." Lin An knelt quickly.
Xu Yaoji leaned close to his ear, his voice unusually gentle: "This is the timeline of me becoming your newlywed wife."
“…” Lin An wanted to refute, but it seemed that he couldn’t refute it.
"Are you serious?" After thinking for a long time, Lin An said with a heavier breathing.
"Fake." Xu Yaoji laughed.
"I told you, it's impossible to marry a dangerous woman like you." Lin An breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little lost.
"What did you say?" Xu Yaoji glanced at him lightly.
Lin An knelt down in an instant: "It's so easy for Miss Xu to get married. I am too narrow-minded."
"Let me correct that." Xu Yaoji said, "It's not that I become your newlywed wife, it's that you become my newlywed wife."
"Is there any difference?"
“The difference is whether you are male or female.”
"Could it be that you plan to let me go to Thailand?" Lin Anxin was very panicked.
"Very smart. I told you before that I treat you as my best friend. I will pay for all the expenses for our trip to Thailand." Xu Yaoji smiled happily.
"Sure enough, you're trying to make fun of me again. Watch out."
Lin An couldn't win the argument, so he had to take action again and blow air into her sensitive ears.
"I can do this too." Xu Yaoji pinched his nipples.
“What a pervert!”
The two people started fighting.
"Hey, Lin An, you haven't told me about your troubles yet." After a while, Xu Yaoji moved closer to him again.
"I said I have no worries." Lin An had worries, which were about the women like Li Baiwei and Gong Yachong, and it was impossible for him to confide in Xu Yaoji.
"I'm very smart. Whether your problem is becoming the king of the world, transforming into Ultraman, or defeating the incoming Trisolaran fleet, I can solve it for you."
Lin An was very tempted by the second point, but...
"I admit you're smart, but the rest of your statement is a bit too outrageous. Do you think you have the power of a Dragon Ball Shenlong?"
"I think I do."
"Do you think you are a professional player? If you say it is true, then it is true." Lin An was convinced by Xu Yaoji again.
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