"Ah!" Being called too young, Lin Xiaotang became very angry. "I'm already 7 years old, not a 4 or 5-year-old kindergarten kid. I'm grown up. I know no boy would like a woman like you who squanders money so easily. Let me make one thing clear: you and Dad are not married yet!"
"You're just like me back then!" Zhou Hailian sighed slightly, but soon she smiled and picked up her daughter, letting her sit on her lap. She said softly, "You don't understand. I'm just such a useless sister!"
Lin Xiaotang looked at her suspiciously.
"Your father is a very kind man. He used to love taking care of me. When we were in the rental house, as long as I acted like a spoiled child, he would hold me while I brushed my teeth, changed my clothes, and ate. I could hang on to your father like a piece of crap, so the more crap I was, the more he couldn't let me go~" Zhou Hailian smiled happily: "Look, when I failed in my business, he would come to comfort me. When I spent money recklessly, he would come to take care of me. If I ran into trouble, he would be by my side the first time. He loves mom very much."
Lin Xiaotang held her forehead: "You are just giving up."
Zhou Hailian smiled: "No, this is a strategy."
Lin Xiaotang sighed, jumped off her mother's lap, and patted her skirt with her little hands: "Forget it, I'll go find Dad."
She turned to leave, then turned back and glared at Zhou Hailian: "Just wait, I'll let Dad see your true face!"
Zhou Hailian smiled and waved: "Come on! Remember to tell Dad that our daughter is hopeless. He and I should have another child."
Lin Xiaotang: “…”
This is Zhou Hailian's daily life, the endless struggle between a good-for-nothing sister/mother and her genius daughter who just started elementary school.
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"Hello everyone, I'm Maomao~"
On China's largest two-dimensional video platform, a video went viral, accumulating millions of views in a short period of time. In the video, a girl in a dark blue JK uniform skirt smiled sweetly at the camera.
The first reason for the popularity is the appearance——
The camera slowly focused, and the girl in the center of the picture seemed to have a soft light filter.
She has almost perfect body proportions. Her slender waist is as flexible as a willow branch, but the JK uniform skirt outlines just the right curves. She is neither too bony nor too plump, but as symmetrical and exquisite as a carefully carved porcelain doll.
Under the soft fill light, the skin appears translucent, as if light can shine through, and the slightly sunken shadow at the collarbone adds a touch of clarity.
When she turned sideways, the curve from her neck to her shoulder was breathtakingly smooth and perfect, like the goddess Venus.
The most eye-catching thing is her long silver hair.
Her soft hair was carefully tied into two high ponytails, and the ends were curled into natural spiral curls. As she tilted her head, it bounced gently, reflecting tiny light spots like star sand under the light.
Another unforgettable face.
Her large almond-shaped eyes were slightly upturned at the end, and her eyelashes were so thick that they looked like they were drawn with an ink pen. The shadows she cast when she blinked were somewhat dreamy. Her nose was high but not too sharp, and there was a small teardrop mole under the corner of her eye, which added a bit of charm to her. The most surprising thing was her lips, which were a natural cherry blossom color, with naturally upturned corners, and she looked sweet even when she was not smiling.
This has gone beyond the scope of "beautiful girl" and is basically a walking two-dimensional ideal type.
Super beautiful girl!
"Today I will show you my ultimate dream paradise." Maomao smiled proudly at the camera.
The camera turned and the picture switched to a spacious and bright room, which was the game room.
The first thing that catches your eye is a customized gaming table. The top is made of carbon fiber and the edges are inlaid with RGB light strips, which change the soft blue-purple light effects with the rhythm of your breathing.
"This is my main battlefield~" Xi Xiafan turned around lightly, and his fingers slid across three side-by-side monitors - in the center is a 32-inch 8K OLED main screen, and on both sides there is a 27-inch sub-screen placed vertically, displaying the chat software and the strategy webpage respectively.
She opened the keyboard drawer, and the Cherry MX red axis mechanical keyboard made a crisp clicking sound. Next to it was a limited edition "Black Myth: Wukong" themed mouse pad.
"The host is here~" She bent down and patted the full-tower case. Through the side glass, she could see the fluorescent liquid of the split water cooling system flowing slowly in the pipes. A small Hatsune Miku figure was lying on the graphics card bracket, as if guarding this seven-figure performance monster.
"And then there's my anime section."
The camera turned to the curved bookshelf by the window. Thousands of comics were neatly stacked on the seven layers of solid wood partitions. The top layer was brand new, unopened limited edition single volumes, carefully wrapped in dust bags. The middle layers were classified by publisher. In the Jiying community area, you could see the collector's box of the entire set of "Hunter x Hunter". The bottom layer was the daily life works she read most often, and there were obvious creases on the spines of the books.
"E-book readers are also very important." She held up a 32-inch ink screen device, her face full of pride: "It can display four comic books at the same time without hurting the eyes~"
There were still traces of a human figure in the depression of the lazy sofa next to it, and a half-eaten bag of potato chips hung on the armrest.
"Next are my wives!"
The panoramic camera suddenly pulls up to show an acrylic display case that takes up an entire wall.
The bottom layer is a 1:1 scale life-size statue of Rem. The lace on the wedding dress is almost transparent under the spotlight. In the middle layer, a glowing bust of "EVA" Unit-01 is suspended, and several Q-version characters are floating next to it using magnetic levitation technology. The top layer is a prize area classified by works. There are also several special badges the size of game coins scattered next to the "Demon Slayer" Nichirin Sword model.
"This cabinet has constant temperature and humidity, how about it!!"
She knocked on the smart control panel with a big smile, and the glass immediately turned into anti-ultraviolet mode.
"hey-hey!"
When the camera turned back to Xi Xiafan, who was holding a life-size Meowpass doll, she was rubbing her face against the doll's ears and said with a happy smile, "There's always iced Coke in the refrigerator, a live-in chef in the kitchen for whatever I want, no need to work, no nagging from my parents, the most luxurious game room, the most complete collection of comic books and light novels, every anime goddess figurine ever, and my Steam inventory will last longer than I will..."
"I'm the cat who has realized the dream of staying home without working for the rest of my life. I'm proud of being a social parasite. Master, please support me for the rest of my life."
This is the daily life of Mao Mao Xi Xiafan, an ultimate otaku with zero social contribution and an off-the-charts happiness index.
However, there must be many people who want such a life.
Enviable cat.
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