"So it's Senior Youyuan. I've been rude."
Bai Cang felt a deep empathy in his heart, while inwardly cursing a certain unreliable old man.
"I've heard that you're a very particular person. Surely you haven't even prepared a gift for a junior like me?"
You fucking heard a damn thing!
You don't even know my name, yet you dare to ask for a gift?
The Great God Lord Youyuan looked speechless. Suddenly, he reached out and grabbed a human figure in a silver robe and star crown.
"Can this be considered a gift?"
With a thought, Bai Cang caused the "Taiyin Blade" to vanish into nothingness.
"What did you say, senior? It seems like my selective deafness has flared up."
Are you kidding me? You want to redeem the hostages without even getting any gold coins?
Since he, "Bai the Great Philanthropist," transmigrated to this day, no old man has ever managed to avoid losing gold coins in front of him.
Even "Teacher Tianhe" has to be given some benefits in return.
Otherwise, do you really think he wouldn't dare to complain to his teacher's wife?
Who do you think you are, you old man? You dare not drop gold coins?
The Great God Lord Youyuan was speechless to the extreme, and could only pick up his "flexible integrity" that he hadn't used for many years, a dangerous look appearing in his eyes.
"I heard from your teacher that you want to travel through the Netherworld to return to the mortal world? You don't want to..."
Bai Cang lifted You Tian Shen Jun up as if he were burning his hand.
"Who? Who was it? Who shoved this woman into my hands?"
As he spoke, Bai Cang showed no intention of handing over the Netherworld God Lord to the Great God Lord Youyuan.
As if holding up a lamp wick, he spoke while waving the Netherworld God.
Fortunately, this world has long since lost all heretical Buddhist lineages; otherwise, if a monk had appeared at this time, Lord Youtian would probably have wanted to die.
However, her mood wasn't much better at the moment.
A tear fell, and she wished she could just faint.
Suddenly, she felt that there was nothing left in this world for her to cherish.
But who exactly is Bai Cang? When it comes to being utterly inhuman, even a dog would have to admit defeat.
Not only could the God of the Netherworld not faint, he couldn't even close his eyes and pretend he didn't see it.
She could only watch helplessly as Bai Cang placed a finger on her waist and spun her around like a giant windmill.
'So you're admitting now that it was your hand?'
Lord Youyuan cursed inwardly and quickly closed his eyes, refusing to look at this abstract and ridiculous scene.
They were actually afraid of angering the Netherworld God to death, only to be forcibly resurrected, and so on, causing even greater harm and leaving an indelible psychological shadow.
Then, with a wave of his hand, a dark black talisman flew towards Bai Cang.
"With this Netherworld Phoenix Edict, you may enter the Gate of Hell and travel to the mortal world, ensuring your safety in the Netherworld."
"I'll tell you another enormous secret, so please don't humiliate Fellow Daoist You Tian like this!"
Bai Cang reached out and took the black talisman, then tossed You Tian Divine Lord towards You Yuan Great Divine Lord.
"Thank you for your care, senior. I will definitely report this matter to my master, Daoist Tianhe."
My master, Daoist Tianhe, is a man of great integrity and believes in repaying kindness. Everyone knows that Daoist Tianhe never owes anyone any debts of karma. Senior, you were able to get Daoist Tianhe to…”
Bai Cang, like a chatterbox, repeated the four words "Tianhe Daoren" seventeen or eighteen times.
Seeing that no warning had been given, he reluctantly began to believe the Great God Youyuan to some extent.
After all, for someone of "Teacher Tianhe's" level of attainment, "what you keep in mind will surely come back to you" is the most basic divine ability.
What's more, it was his "dear disciple" who called him by his "real name" with such "sincere affection".
It was impossible for "Teacher Tianhe" not to sense it and thus understand what was happening here.
Since "Teacher Tianhe" did not issue a warning, it means that Youyuan the Great God is basically trustworthy.
"You little brat..."
The Great Divine Lord Youyuan immediately put the Divine Lord Youtian into his sleeve.
Then he heard Bai Cang muttering to himself over and over again, and suddenly felt like "Speechless, open the door for speechless—speechless has arrived home."
He immediately said in an annoyed tone, "If you want to return to the mortal world, head north from here and stop when you see a large peach tree."
There is a deity guarding that place; showing the talisman will open the gates of hell. I can't tell you anything else; it's up to your own fate.
But remember this: in the Netherworld, try to avoid using methods with Yang or Lightning attributes, and don't cause too much destruction, or you'll be staying behind to pay for it!
Upon hearing this, Bai Cang's heart stirred, and he immediately thought of the sudden madness of the Netherworld God.
He couldn't help but ask tentatively, "May I ask, senior, have I already caused trouble and incurred a debt?"
He was unaware of these taboos when he returned to the Netherworld from the "Great World of Feathered Ascension".
Especially during the battle with the Netherworld God, the lightning and golden flames, which were mutually exclusive in nature, caused quite a ruckus.
"You know you've caused trouble?"
The Great God Lord Youyuan said irritably, "If it weren't for the fact that I really can't afford to offend him..."
In short, I won't clean up your messes anymore. You'd better take care of yourself!
As for the previous calamities, then we can only say that Lord Youtian will have to suffer even more.
Who told her to lack a strong backer, be incompetent, and have a bad temper?
At most, he'll just have to serve a few thousand more years of hard labor, and that kid will have to bear the infamy.
Upon hearing this, Bai Cang breathed a sigh of relief and immediately bowed deeply to the Great Divine Lord Youyuan with all his heart:
"Thank you for your support, senior. I am deeply grateful."
I wonder if there are any other taboos? Please tell me, senior. My master is Daoist Tianhe…”
Tingting, Tingting, you fucking stop reading!
Seeing that Bai Cang was about to "recite scriptures" again, the Great God Lord Youyuan waved his hands repeatedly, "There are many taboos in the Netherworld."
However, Peach Ancestor is currently asleep, and the rest are of little concern to you, since you're used to overcoming all obstacles with sheer force.
Even if the other great gods make things difficult for you, they won't go too far, and you can handle it yourself.
There is only one rule: no matter how great the opportunity, never linger in the underworld for too long, lest your lifespan in the mortal realm be exhausted and converted into a lifespan in the underworld, making it impossible to return to the present world.
Bai Cang couldn't help but chuckle upon hearing this: Am I afraid of losing my lifespan?
He already had a lifespan of ten thousand years before he entered the underworld.
After establishing his innate divine foundation, Bai Cang's lifespan can be described as endless.
Even he himself couldn't say for sure how long his "life" would be.
It's just a matter of lifespan, I'll pay for it!
Seeing this, how could the Great Divine Lord Youyuan not know what Bai Cang was thinking?
He immediately warned me with a serious expression: "Don't you dare disregard my words and act recklessly just because you think you have a long lifespan!"
There was once a primordial spirit Daoist who had already survived nine tribulations and three calamities. In order to comprehend the innate Yin-killing Dao, he forcibly entered the Netherworld and established a Daoist temple.
But in the end, it only lasted a thousand years before exhausting its 1.296 billion year lifespan, and now it's still struggling to pay off its debts by selling itself into servitude!
Upon hearing this, Bai Cang's expression changed drastically: So the entire Netherworld is just a large loan sharking institution, right?
They're always forcing people to sell themselves to pay off debts; they're even more ruthless than the Taoist priests!
[Thanks to "Yuanming"! Requesting a free gift!]
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