Master, don't you like bananas anymore? ☆v☆
[The current head of the He family, He Jinxing, has taken over the family business for ten years without any scandals. ]
[The younger generation of the He family did not inherit the lofty ambitions of their uncles, and fell in love: for true love, they rejected the marriage to a wealthy family. The young master of the He family, He Ran, unilaterally announced the cancellation of the engagement with the daughter of the Gou family. Did the marriage of the century fail?! ]
[There was something fishy going on! A collection of 100 photos of He Ran and Lu Wan interacting with each other! ]
[He Jinxing has not yet refuted the rumor that the century-long marriage of the wealthy family has failed. He seems to have tacitly approved of his nephew's relationship. He attended the cocktail party in a low-key manner the day before yesterday and said bluntly: Which is more important, background or character? And the He family no longer needs icing on the cake. ]
[Shocking gossip of the wealthy He family: Lu Wan’s real lover is someone else! ]
[He Jinxing, the head of the He family, wants to give Lu Wan a century wedding. 】
【Lu Wan: From a grassroots to marrying into a wealthy family. 】
[On November 23, 2024, a 22-year-old young woman named Gou was arrested in Times Square in downtown. She was charged with using illegal drugs and hiring a killer. ]
[An employee of the He family who did not want to be named expressed shock (voice changed here): She has been jealous of Lu Wan for a long time, you know! She pretended to be the savior of the He family in the beginning, and ever since the young master broke off the engagement... Oh, her cat was killed by Lu Wan a long time ago, and she may have started to hate Lu Wan because of this incident. In fact, it is really inexplicable when you think about it. Although Lu Wan was a little negligent, it was just a cat! ]
[Reporters received information from eyewitnesses at the scene: The young woman surnamed Gou was in tears when she was arrested, but she refused to repent and arrogantly claimed that if she was given another chance, she would still dare! Official warm reminder: Contemporary young men and women should have appropriate channels to vent their emotions, be vigilant against invisible negative emotions, and eliminate illegal crimes, starting with me. ]
Gou An jumped up from the bed.
She almost subconsciously reached for her wrist again. Fortunately, she didn't touch any cold metal object...
When I inserted my fingertips into the soft hair, it felt dry and soft, with a slight rustling sound.
In the dream, the shadow brought by He Jinxing's bone-chilling indifference and oppression seemed to still remain in his body.
Gou An shuddered.
She lifted the quilt and stepped on the thick wool carpet with her fair feet. The wooden floor beneath the carpet made a slight sound. She hesitantly lifted the hem of her pajamas and moved towards the only dressing table in the room. Gou An saw herself in front of the dressing mirror.
The young man in the mirror had fair skin and dark hair, with soft long curly hair draped over his shoulders, making his bloodless face look even paler.
The almond-shaped eyes are black and white, and the corners of the lips are slightly raised when not smiling, which makes him look non-aggressive. He is obviously a little fool who is easy to bully.
However, in the dream, she grinned in public and poured a whole glass of red wine on Lu Wan's head. Her face was distorted like a demon crawling out of hell.
Especially compared to Lu Wan's innocent and pretty face that looked like a frightened little deer.
Behind them, her cat's half body was hanging outside a sofa cushion, with half of its fat, round butt still squeezed between the cushions, but its body was completely stiff and covered with goose feathers.
The stupid cat was still struggling before it died, scratching the soft down cushion.
Lilies are highly poisonous to cats and can cause kidney failure, but if rescued in time, it might be able to survive. However, this Chinese rural orange cat, which is known for its hardy breed, is pampered and has regular physical examinations every year, did not even give its owner a chance to rescue it.
Gou An's CPU was about to smoke, and she couldn't help but ask the third confused question of the day: I'm not in jail? Is everything a dream? What about my cat? When the word "cat" flashed through her mind, she heard a "ding" sound suddenly appear behind her head.
【Your cat is dead. 】
"who?!"
Gou An's eyes widened, and she turned around and looked around. There was no one! Cold sweat dripped down her back. She stiffened her neck and told herself that seeing a ghost in broad daylight was a good sign for getting rich...
If it weren't for the voice behind me still buzzing.
[Hello, Miss Gou An. I am your system 0034. Because you were kind to small animals in the past, God has the virtue of loving life, and you have been given a chance to redeem your life. Today is September 17, 2022. The temperature outside is 23°C, with a south wind. Please wear short sleeves when going out. ]
Gou An: “…”
Gou An: "Who are you?"
【System 0034: I am your System 0034. 】
Gou An: "I don't believe it."
[System 0034: Trigger the keyword "I don't believe it". Congratulations, you have been randomly selected as the rebirth easter egg reward and obtained the "Holy Fire Shining, Meow Wow" system.]
Gou An: “?”
[System 0034: From today on, you will no longer be alone when you encounter any problem. System 0034, who is familiar with professional books such as "Interpersonal Communication", "Thick Black Theory", "The Art of War", and "How a Poor Girl Captures the Heart of a Domineering CEO", is dedicated to serving you. The system is your safe haven, your spiritual refuge, and your only sincere companion on your journey of sailing through the wind and waves...]
Gou An: "Wait, capture the heart of the domineering president...?"
[System 0034: Trigger the keyword "domineering president", unlock the system's first-level function: I see the ebb and flow of his love.]
Gou An: “?”
[System 0034: Do you need a function explanation? ]
Gou An: “Ah…”
【System 0034: Trigger keyword "ah", indicating affirmation.
Interpretation of the system function 'I see the ebb and flow of his love': The system host who possesses this skill can see the corresponding key person's favorability towards the system host himself, which is based on a percentage system. If it passes 60 points, you can flirt with him. If it is below 10 points, it is recommended to run away.
Usage suggestions: Judge the way and content of speaking according to the ups and downs of the key person's favorability, which can effectively help you capture the heart of the overbearing president. 】
Gou An: "Bossy CEO, who?"
[System 0034: All the owners of the He family.]
Gou An: “?”
[System 0034: Friendly reminder: No one in the He family likes you.]
Gou An: "...Thank you."
[System 0034: He Ran wants to marry you only because of the friendship between your grandfather and you, who once carried his grandfather out of the trenches on the battlefield. It has nothing to do with He Ran's own will... He originally thought that you were really his savior and had to endure this matter. Now he knows that the savior was someone else——]
【System 0034: Please speak.】
Gou An: "How do I shut down the system?"
【System 0034: …】
【System 0034: Invalid instruction.】
Gou An scratched the soft nightgown with his fingertips weakly, making a restrained "swish" sound, and then took a deep breath, and his face, which did not have much dignity, became serious.
"Okay, it's okay. I was wrong to lie. I will apologize to the He family, He Ran, and even Lu Wan. So is it enough to just apologize? After all, I haven't gained anything from this lie over the years, and Lu Wan hasn't been miserable because of this... Of course, I'm not bargaining or being unrepentant. The main thing is that this lie doesn't seem to be to the extent of being against the will of heaven and earth. Of course, the more important thing is that I don't want to go to jail-"
[System 0034: Lying is just the beginning. You will commit more than one crime in the future.]
The veins on his forehead jumped, and Gou An finally couldn't stand it anymore and jumped up: "Isn't it okay if I try not to do it? I'll stay away from the He family! Anyway, I don't care about it!"
[System 0034: Let's just be careful. As the lucky family of this world, the center of this world, the He family has extremely strong luck. If we are in harmony with them, it will help all things in the world to come back to life——]
Gou An: "Bullshit! I don't rely on them anymore, I am living a good life!"
【System 0034: But your cat is dead.】
Gou An, who was furious, froze.
[System 0034: When the host's favorability with the children of luck in this world reaches a certain level, the system will activate the "My son on the road to the underworld, my mother misses you, please come back soon" function, and your beloved cat will return to the human world. ]
Gou An: “…”
[System 0034: Don’t you want your beloved cat to return to the human world? ]
Gou An blinked, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Who are you?"
【System 0034: System 0034.】
Gou An: "Who are you?"
【System 0034: …】
Gou An's face was stern: "Don't say nice things four times. Don't be shameless. I'll ask you one last time, who are you?"
【System 0034: ...Banana.】
Gou An: “…”
Her cat was named Jiao Jiao because it was yellow like a banana.
Gou An felt that this matter was enough to shock her to the point of dizziness: "Fat cat, how can you speak human language! You are just a cat! Why do you speak human language!"
[Jiao Jiao: I can always speak human language, but I just don’t want to bother with you. ]
Gou An: “?”
[Jiao Jiao: Talking is tiring, aren’t you happy, meow meow meow! Eat cans and sleep, nothing else to do——]
Gou An: "If nothing happens, he will just casually and fragilely suffer from acute renal failure, refuse rescue, die miserably, establish the wrong hostile target for his master, and embark on a miserable life."
【Jiao Jiao: ……】
Gou An: "So what I just had in my nightmare was not a nightmare, it was indeed real. In two years, I will be in jail."
【Jiao Jiao: ……】
Gou An: "That's not a nightmare, it's the future. I'm going to jail! Just for a cat!"
[Jiao Jiao: No, it’s the script. You’re just a vicious female supporting role——]
Gou An: "...Where does your happy tone come from? As the one who started everything and ended up sending the master to jail, do you really have no regrets at all?"
[Jiao Jiao: So I turned into a system, like spring breeze and drizzle, sunshine and spring snow, always by your side, helping you reach the peak of your life...]
Gou An was silent for two seconds, realizing that he probably couldn't get anything useful out of this furry, nonsense creature who wouldn't have lived past the age of twelve if it weren't for the fact that he was a cat. So he decided to get straight to the point: "What good would it do me to revive you?"
[Banana: Master, don’t you love Banana anymore? ☆v☆]
Gou An: “…”
Gou An: "I especially love your fragile look, the way you ate three expensive cans with your front paws and had no attachment to this world with your back paws, and you could die at any time?"
【Jiao Jiao: ……】
[Jiao Jiao: I will give you everything, my master. ]
Gou An: "Everything?"
[Jiao Jiao: What you want, I have. ]
Gou An: “…”
Thanks for the invitation.
She is at home and has just awakened. She is the vicious female supporting role who will go to jail in the future.
The easter egg is a cat that has been transformed into a system, which can move its claws to type words, but the tone is greasy, and there is a smell of a liar and scumbag between the lines.
(End of this chapter)