Chapter 1036: Holy crap! Call Mom!



Chapter 1036: Holy crap! Call Mom!

Gu Yin: "......???? You wish!"

Everyone: "......"

Wei Yue: "...Image, image!"

Gu Yin: "...Ahem, aren't you guys overthinking this? We have superpowers, not some kind of god or immortal, not the Monkey King who can turn the world upside down! Having superpowers will increase combat power, improve physical fitness, increase the lifespan of the general population, and reduce illness. For cancer patients with some genetic diseases, it's a huge blessing. As for being able to withstand cannon fire or something, you can just dream about it."

These people really have genuine feelings! Of course, she used to think the same way.

"Didn't you just say that superpowers have levels? If the level is high, is it possible to have them too?"

Gu Yin paused for a moment, then coughed lightly: "Let's upgrade first. For now, we can only dodge bullets, but if the gun is held by a superhuman, whether you can dodge them or not depends on your own abilities. We haven't reached the level of ability you're talking about yet. As for the future, that depends on your efforts."

Gu Yin's live interview was watched by people both domestically and internationally.

When people abroad heard these words, they burst out laughing.

"What superpowered individuals? Aren't they just people with some special abilities? It's like everyone has them. What good are they? They can't even start a fire with their fingertips! They might be a little faster, but they can't compare to athletes at all! They're no different from street performers! Magicians are better than them! Bulletproof? That's hilarious! China just loves to make a fuss and show off! It's shameful!"

"That's true. They even steal things from our country like Qimen Dunjia. What else wouldn't they dare to say?"

Gu Yin didn't think much of what was said at first, but when she saw what the Koreans said later, she was so angry that she laughed.

"Everyone knows who stole whose culture. They disagreed with your application for intangible cultural heritage status, so you went back and searched for the source. What? You traced it back five generations and found that the source was actually Chinese characters! It's hilarious!"

After Gu Yin finished speaking, she ignored him and looked at Wei Yue: "Have someone demonstrate their superpower, something wood-based, just a simple demonstration will do."

Wei Yue nodded and gave instructions to the two soldiers.

On camera, a soldier went up to the fifth floor of the teaching building and jumped off without any protection!

"Ah! It fell down!"

"Oh my god! There's no rescue air cushion down there! Quick, save them!"

The people present were absolutely furious.

The officials standing nearby also tensed up. Although they knew this was part of the process, witnessing a grown man fall like that sent their adrenaline soaring!

As the man descended halfway, the soldier who had been waiting below flicked his hands, and two small vines shot out from his palms. As they approached the descending soldier, one vine grew to the thickness of an arm and wrapped around the soldier's waist, while the other grew wildly and branched out.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the fallen warrior was placed into a huge basket, which was woven from countless branching vines into a bird's nest, and he landed slowly, safely, and without any bumps.

After the person landed safely on the ground, the vines instantly returned to the soldier's palm and disappeared!

"!!!!"

"Holy crap! Holy crap!! This isn't special effects?! This is real?!"

"Did I eat too many mushrooms? Why are giant vines growing from people's palms?!"

"If this is considered street performance, then aren't we just useless?!"

"Zhou Shen!! My god!! You never let us down!! I want to sign up!! I can't take it!! If I could do this, I'd be the ultimate genius!!!"

"Those guys from overseas!! Come out and take your punishment!!! Come out and call me 'Mommy'!!"

"Aaaaaah!! This is so exciting!!! I want to see more!! Isn't it about the Five Elements?! I want to see water-based superpowers!!"

Gu Yin waved her hand: "Alright, then I'll satisfy your curiosity and show you all."

The soldier next to him conjured up metal, and not only that, he used that metal to build a makeshift house!

The earth-type soldiers exerted force with both hands, causing earth spikes to rise from the ground!

In the pool not far away, the once calm water surface began to boil under the soldiers' control, turning into a water dragon that directly struck the soil spikes, instantly melting them to the ground.

"Alright, that's all for now. If you want to know anything else, you can sign up to learn more. Do you have any other questions?"

......

Whether at the scene or at night, everything was quiet, and everyone seemed to have reached a consensus at that moment.

Gu Yin raised an eyebrow: "That's all? If not, then that concludes today's event. Anyone interested can come and register. We currently only accept on-site registration. You..."

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