"I've been poisoned!"
"I was actually poisoned by a steamed bun my wife threw at me!"
"I didn't expect that the real-life Dalang drinking medicine would actually happen to me, haha"
Li Yi muttered weakly to himself, his mind beginning to blur.
My consciousness lingered on the image of my wife, Sun Jie, and my downstairs neighbor, Wang Ming, hugging each other, staring at myself on the ground and laughing heartily... [Duan's commentary: Sun Jie's reference image]
"Ah——" Li Yi suddenly sat up from the bed! His whole body was soaked with sweat, and the bed sheet was also covered with sweat stains.
"Is this a dream?"
"If this was a dream, why does my stomach feel like it's on fire right now?"
Li Yi felt a little uncomfortable in his nose and wiped it with his hand.
With one wipe, his entire hand was covered with black blood.
Li Yi hurried to the bathroom to wash up. As soon as he entered, he saw from the mirror above the washbasin that his eyes, mouth, ears and nose were covered with black blood.
"That was not a dream! It really happened. Could it be that I was reborn?" Li Yi asked doubtfully.
Li Yi had no time to think about it and quickly finished washing up.
"Knock knock~" At this time, there was a rhythmic knock on the door outside.
"Who is it?" Li Yi stood up and walked towards the door.
"Hello, I'm your next-door neighbor! I need your help!"
What do you want from me? Li Yi wondered.
The neighbor next door is a mature woman around 35 years old.
Li Yi and her did not have much contact. They would occasionally meet on the stairs, but they would only nod and say hello.
After a long time, Li Yi found out that the woman next door was named Qingxue.
She is a typical mature woman with temperament.
She has skin as white as jade and a standard oval face.
The light willow-shaped eyebrows and the big eyes like water are like a pool of clear water flowing, revealing a captivating charm.
The tall and three-dimensional nose, coupled with the plump cherry mouth, gives people a sense of maturity and dignity that can only be admired from a distance.
She usually has big wavy hair.
She has a plump and proud figure, and a pair of long, straight thighs that are plump and tight. Overall, she gives people a sense of elegance, maturity and sexiness.
Whether it is her temperament or her dress, every gesture and movement reveals a mature charm, which is a kind of smell.
Every time they passed by, Li Yi would feel very comfortable after smelling this scent.
Every time Qingxue gets off work, she puts all kinds of high heels on the shoe rack at the door.
High-heeled fish-mouth shoes, black high-heeled strappy sandals, lace-up high heels, black pointed-toe stiletto high heels... and so on. In short, the shoe rack is full of them.
In winter, the entire shoe rack is filled with high-heeled boots, over-the-knee boots, etc., and sometimes the stockings that have just been taken off are placed directly in the shoes.
When he first moved in, Li Yi felt that the other party was occupying the public space and wanted to complain several times.
But then I thought about it and let it go. As the saying goes, 'A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor', and it won't matter after a long time.
Li Yi opened the door.
I saw Qingxue standing at the door.
Today she was wearing a black slim-fitting high-slit dress with hollowed-out shoulders, and her proud figure gave people a considerable visual impact.
The hem of the skirt only covers the knees, with a layer of black lace gauze underneath.
She was wearing black strappy high heels, and the black clothes contrasted with her jade-like skin. She exuded a charming temperament that was graceful, mature and dignified.
"Sister Qing! Do you have something to talk to me about?" Although Qingxue is more than ten years older than Li Yi, Li Yi still calls her "Sister Qing" whenever they meet.
“Hello, Li Yi!”
"My bathroom drain is clogged, and it's inconvenient to take a shower in this hot weather. I'd like to ask for your help!"
"I don't know if it's convenient for you." Qingxue Luoluo said generously and tenderly.
Li Yi, who had just been reborn, was now immersed in anger for being killed before the end of the world.
However, due to the neighborhood relationship, Li Yi decided to help Qingxue first.
"Ah! I have time. Please wait a moment, I'll go get the tools!" Li Yi turned around and went back to his room.
Li Yi returned home, took out a wrench, a screwdriver, duct tape, and rubber gloves from the toolbox, and then returned to the door.
At this time, Qingxue was waiting for him at the door.
"Let's go, Sister Qing!" After picking up the tools, Li Yi came to the door.
Qingxue opened the door and Li Yi followed her in. The layout of Qingxue's house was the same as his own, with two bathrooms.
"Sister Qing, which bathroom is this?"
Although Li Yi knew the location of the bathroom, he was not sure which one it was, so he asked.
Qingxue took Li Yi to the bathroom in her house where the pipes needed to be unblocked.
"There's something wrong with the floor drain in this bathroom." Qingxue said to Li Yi.
"Okay!" Li Yi said and walked over to check the problematic floor drain.
At this moment, Qingxue's cell phone in the living room suddenly rang.
"Li Yi, wait for me, I have to answer a phone call!"
As she spoke, Qingxue walked towards the living room with her high heels making a steady and rhythmic "da~da~da~" sound.
In less than 2 minutes, Qingxue came back.
Li Yi heard two people chatting in the bathroom and it seemed like it was Qingxue's husband calling.
But I don’t know the specific content.
Qingxue walked to the bathroom, squatted next to Li Yi, and pointed to the location of the drain.
"When I renovated the house, I chose the best floor drain and thickened the pipes, but it still gets clogged!"
Qingxue frowned slightly and complained.
"This is normal, it's just a matter of how long the traffic jam will last!"
Li Yi raised his head and said to Qingxue, just in time he saw Qingxue squatting in front of him wearing a skirt&&&&&&&&&.
Li Yi took a look and lowered his head, opened the cover of the floor drain, then put on plastic gloves and cleaned the blockage inside the cover and the drain!
After cleaning, Li Yi closed the cover.
Li Yi asked Qingxue to find a plastic bag, pack up all the blockages inside, and then throw it into the trash can.
"Okay, that's it!"
"In the future, you can ask your eldest brother to clean it regularly so that it won't get clogged." Li Yi stood up and took off the plastic gloves on his hands.
"Sorry to trouble you, Li Yi!"
"Come to the living room and have a glass of water. I've poured it for you." Qingxue said as she walked out of the bathroom and waited for Li Yi sideways at the door.
"Okay, Sister Qing!" Li Yi thanked her in return.
Li Yi washed his hands and followed Qingxue to sit on the sofa in the living room.
"I might bother you again in the future."
"No problem, I'll be there whenever you call!" This is just a piece of cake for me.
"Your eldest brother is on a long-term business trip abroad. We certainly can't rely on him to clean the sewers regularly." Qingxue said as she pushed a fruit plate in front of Li Yi.
"I just received a call saying that my overseas mission will be extended for more than a month before I can return home," Qingxue complained.
"Haha, it's true. Many women don't know how to handle these rough jobs." Li Yi replied with a smile.
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