Jiu Yebai understood Joseph's words, of course, and asked, "Where did this pheasant come from?"
But he spoke Mandarin, so Joseph couldn't understand him at all.
The cat blinked.
Chen Doudou burst out laughing.
To be honest, Joseph's outfit today... is really hard to describe. He's wearing an afro wig, a sequined colorful shirt, and flared pants. This whole look really makes him look like a random brothel owner.
But actually, he was cosplaying Elvis today.
The cat said to Joseph, "This is my brother."
Joseph was first surprised, then slightly disappointed. "So, you still love your boy, and I still don't have a chance."
“PUMaC, right? Wow, little brother is awesome.” Joseph whistled.
Jiu Yebai then switched to a foreign language and said to him, "I'm not your brother."
Joseph readily changed his tune, "Okay, brother."
Not long after, they arrived at St. John's University, found the building where the PUMaC competition was held, and met with the university's professors.
Cat stood in the hall, watching the contestants from other countries with boredom.
Just then, a few people walked past them, and one of the girls suddenly said, "Isn't the PUMaC tournament getting less and less professional? How come people from just any country can participate?"
As she spoke, her heavily lined eyes glanced at them with disdain and defiance.
The cat blinked, looked back, and saw a huge floor-to-ceiling window behind her. There was no one else there. So, the people the girl was referring to as "any country" were them?
"Stop right there," the cat said, staring directly at the girl.
The girl stopped arrogantly, crossed her arms, and said provocatively, "What's up, shorty?"
The cat frowned. Was this "short person" referring to her too?!
Before she could vent her anger, Joseph, chewing gum, said, "Hey, a woman who spouts nonsense is not cute at all."
The girl glanced Joseph up and down. "Tch, where did this slut come from?"
This time Joseph understood. He paused in his chewing gum, took off his sunglasses, and said, "This is Elvis! A rude girl like you, no boy will chase after you, right?"
The girl said, "I have tons of guys chasing after me! They're all just sluts."
Joseph was about to speak when Cat pulled him behind her. This Casanova only knows how to coax women, he has no experience in fighting with women, right?
The cat looked the girl up and down critically, then exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, you're the legendary ostrich, aren't you?"
The girl said unhappily, "Short guy, what did you say?"
The cat went on to describe it further, "An ostrich, well... has a really big waist, a really big butt, a really long neck, oh, and most importantly, it always likes to hide its head and stick its butt out..."
I've been curious about this for a long time. Can you tell me why? Is this a unique mating custom of your kind?
The girl was initially annoyed that the cat had insulted her appearance, and angrily said, "Idiot, it's because it's in danger..."
As she spoke, she seemed to realize something was wrong and said even more angrily, "How dare you insult me!"
The cat smiled and said, "You're quick-witted."
The girl rolled up her sleeves. "Shorty, you deserve a beating!"
The boy next to her pulled her back, saying, "Alva, we still have a competition to go on, let's not cause trouble."
The girl replied, "No, we can't just let it go like this."
The boy held onto her tightly, saying, "The professors are all here; you'll be disqualified."
The girl finally listened to the advice. She angrily loosened her fist and said, "Shorty, I'll let you off the hook today."
The cat shook its head and sighed, "Big ostrich, you were right after all. When you encounter danger, you hide your heads. Hehe, what a pity. If you were braver, I could help you change your breed and beat you into a pig's head."
The girl pointed at the cat and said, "Our country has been the champion of the PUMaC tournament for five consecutive years! It will be ours again this year! Do you dare to bet with me? If I'm right, you'll... kneel down and shine my shoes with your tongue!"
The boy next to her tried to pull her away, but she ignored him.
The cat's gaze lingered on the finger pointing at her for a moment, then she said, "Okay!"
The girl smiled triumphantly.
However, the cat looked at her and suddenly said, "But if you lose, you have to give me something."
The girl said haughtily, "Do you want money? I have plenty of money. Name your price."
The cat shook its head. "Hehe, I don't want money, I just want... your finger!"
The girl suddenly pulled her finger back! Looking at the cat's grinning face, she felt a moment of fear, but she quickly dismissed it.
“Okay!” the girl said, “You won’t win.”
She made a harsh statement and then left with her companions.
The boy next to him said, "Why are you going to play this high?"
The girl said, "Hmph, I can't stand the people from that country! Especially since they've been active in our waters lately, of course I have to teach them a lesson."
“But making a bet is too hasty,” the boy said.
The girl retorted, "What's there to be afraid of? When have we ever lost?"
...
On the other side, Chen Doudou said indignantly, "These punks are too much! Boss, why did you bet with them? This time, only Young Master Jiu Yebai from our country is participating in the PUMAC event..."
The cat squinted slightly, "You think Jiu Ye Bai can't win the championship?"
Chen Doudou fiddled with her fingers, "This...it's hard to say, we're outnumbered and outmatched..."
The cat didn't say anything.
She was thinking about what the girl from Country D had just said, about their sea area...
As Professor Gu's student, she had a wide range of academic experiences during the completion of her thesis, in addition to her own major, especially in the field of marine biology.
A major incident recently occurred: during an underwater experiment, a research team was harassed by a country called D. Despite clearly crossing the line, they turned around and accused us.
Professor Gu was very angry that day...
At this moment, Jiu Yebai had returned. He learned what had just happened from Chen Doudou, and his brow furrowed with anger. "Damn it, which idiot?"
Chen Doudou pointed it out to him.
Jiu Yebai glanced at her and said, "Hmph, Jiu Maomao, don't worry, I'll definitely get rid of her fingers."
The cat patted him on the shoulder, "Silly little brother, you can't lose this time."
...
The competition started on the second day. Maomao told Jiuyebai that she had something to do and couldn't go with him, so she asked Chen Doudou and Joseph to go with him instead.
However, after Jiu Yebai finished his competition, Maomao came to pick him up.
In the lobby, they saw the girl from Country D again. She was taunting them from a distance, making an exaggerated shape with her thick lips, and saying, "Short!"
The cat just calmly looked at her, then raised its middle finger.
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