When Jiang Shanhe received Xiaoguo's letter, he had just returned from court and met the postman before he even entered the house.
He took the letter with excitement and was about to return home when he was stopped by the postman.
"General, please stay."
"Huh?" Jiang Shanhe turned around. Could there be something else? At this moment, all he was thinking about was what delicious food Xiaoguo had brought for him.
Just as he was secretly expecting it, the postman delivered a letter from his arms.
Jiang Shanhe took it curiously. There were only three big words on the envelope: Li Shouji.
The postman saw that he had completed his work after taking it, so he left happily. He didn't know that the two letters were addressed to two different recipients, and he didn't read them carefully. He subconsciously thought that they were both written by Mrs. Jiang to the general, so he gave them to him together.
Jiang Shanhe studied the envelope. It was a letter to Li Shouji, but the handwriting looked like Xiaoguo's. Was he going to read it? Or was he going to read it?
On the other side, Li Shouji dismounted, nodded to the guards with a smile, and walked inside humming a little tune.
I wandered to my door and saw that the door that should have been closed was now wide open.
His laziness disappeared in an instant, and he tiptoed to the window with a smeared face, wanting to see who was so bold as to break into his house. Was there any conspiracy?
"Li Shouji, come in."
Just as he was about to open the window and look inside quietly, the man revealed the sound first.
Li Shouji's nervous mood disappeared instantly, and then he put on a nonchalant look. It turned out to be Jiang Shanhe. He said, besides himself, the only one who loved to come to his house so much was Jiang Shanhe.
"Why are you in my room?"
"Your house? This whole mansion is mine."
Jiang Shanhe sneered, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and said softly, "What have you contacted my wife about recently?"
As he spoke, he took out an open envelope, placed it on the table, and stared at Li Shouji without blinking.
Sure enough, the moment he saw the letter, Li Shouji's back suddenly straightened, a guilty expression appeared on his face, and his eyes darted left and right, obviously looking like a guilty thief.
Seeing him like this, Jiang Shanhe became even more certain of his guess. He narrowed his eyes and studied his every expression. What bad thing had this kid done behind his back recently?
"You've already read the letter, why are you asking me?"
Li Shouji was not stupid. After being flustered, he quickly calmed down and looked him straight in the eye. Since he had read the letter, he would not ask him. Most likely, he did not read the letter and was deliberately deceiving him.
After hearing this, Jiang Shanhe showed a hint of satisfaction in his eyes. He was not stupid.
It's a pity that his thoughts are easily seen through by people he recognizes.
If he wanted to be mysterious, he wouldn't leave any trace for anyone to see through.
On one side he looked panic-stricken, on the other he was handling the situation with ease. It was very obvious who won and who lost.
After a long while, Li Shouji lowered his head helplessly. It was over. Did he know the contents of the letter? If he knew, he would be beaten. If he didn't know, he would still be beaten even if he told him.
"Do you know the difference between active and passive?"
While he was still hesitating, Jiang Shanhe issued him an ultimatum.
You will be beaten if you take the initiative, and you will be beaten if you take the initiative. It's a dead end anyway, so just keep reciting!
Although I was mentally prepared, it still took some courage to read it out under the pressure from Jiang Shanhe.
Finally, I made up my mind and decided to just die. Let him die quickly!
So Li Shouji read the letter out loud without missing a word. Anyway, the more he read, the calmer he felt. It didn't matter if he died.
But Jiang Shanhe's face became gloomy. If Li Shouji looked at him, he would be able to feel the change in Jiang Shanhe very quickly.
After reading the last word, Li Shouji carefully raised his head, but did not look directly into his eyes. Instead, he looked at the ground, quietly waiting for his next fate.
There was nothing much in the letter. It was just that a few days ago, when Li Shouji was delivering a letter for Jiang Shanhe, he gave the postman a letter of complaint from himself, and Xiaoguo just replied to him.
"Give me the letter."
Jiang Shanhe hesitated for a while before uttering these words.
Li Shouji walked towards him, pausing every few steps, carefully guessing in his heart, he wouldn't trick him into going over and then spanking him, right? According to his age, he had long passed the stage of being spanked, and Jiang Shanhe wouldn't really be that cruel, right?
Tentatively handing the letter to him, Jiang Shanhe held back his anger, folded the letter carefully, and then put it aside where it couldn't be reached.
Then, with lightning speed, he knocked Li Shouji down with a shoulder throw.
Then there was a violent beating like a storm. Of course, this was just the description given by Lieutenant General Li Shouji.
According to General Jiang Shanhe's description, the real situation was that he simply lifted Lieutenant General Li Shouji up and threw him down, lifted him up and threw him down again. That's all.
After finishing, Jiang Shanhe shook his shoulders, then took the letter that Xiaoguo wrote to Li Shouji like a baby and went back to his room.
Jiang Danhe returned to the house. He was no longer as calm as before. He paced back and forth in the house anxiously, like a lion with its fur standing on end.
In my heart, I wished I had hit him lightly and wanted to hit him a few more times.
This Li Shouji actually exaggerated the story of his misuse of the Ningxiang Pearls and told Xiaoguo the story. He also compared him to a walking aphrodisiac in the letter, the kind that had bewitched dozens of old ministers!
I really want to beat Li Shouji again!
Jiang Shanhe sat on the chair, rubbing her hair vigorously with her powerful hands. Her hair, which had been neatly combed, was ruined in an instant.
The thing he least wanted to happen finally happened...
At this moment, he no longer had the courage to open the letter from Xiaoguo that he had been looking forward to.
So close, yet so far away.
Would she laugh at herself? What would she say? What if she did laugh at herself?
Jiang Danhe's mind had refused to think, and his eyes were a little melancholy. Although the fragrance had disappeared, he didn't want to bring up the matter again, let alone let Xiaoguo know about it.
Li Shouji is not a gossipy person. It's such a pity to waste such a talented person!
Jiang Shanhe hesitated, but decided to read the letter anyway. He took the letter and opened it slowly, took a deep breath and calmed himself.
“Hahahahahahahahahaha…”
Countless haha ...
She mustered up the courage to continue reading, only to find out it was a misunderstanding. She did not laugh at herself, but instead gently explained to her how Li Shouji had written to her about the Ningxiang Pearls. In the end, she even comforted him with understanding.
Jiang Shanhe read the entire letter with red ears, especially the last sentence, which made him savor it endlessly and his heart beat faster.
"Actually, I think you must be very sexy if you smell good..."
Jiang Shanhe couldn't help but imagine in his mind what tone Xiaoguo would use to say this.
After a while, he shook his head in shame, indicating that he couldn't think about it anymore, otherwise he would sooner or later lose control and take a bath with the fragrance beads again, and then run to her side to let her see how sexy he is!
Actually, this was an accidental misunderstanding, because what Xiaoguo thought of as sexy at the time was completely different from what he thought.
The sexiness that Xiaoguo is talking about is that if a grown man becomes a concubine, will he attract butterflies? Since the letter says that he has attracted many ministers, then? Hehe~
If Jiang Shanhe knew Xiaoguo's evil thoughts at that time, he would definitely not have such a shy emotion. He was kind enough not to chop Li Shouji with a sword.