"Who needs to set rules for this matter?"
Xiaoguo stared at Jiang Shanhe with eyes wide open, it was really hurt.
"Sign it or give your fingerprint."
Jiang Shanhe's smile at this moment turned into a sly smile in Xiaoguo's eyes, which gave him a very bad feeling.
"I won't sign or press it."
Jiang Shanhe seemed to have anticipated her refusal, and slowly put down the brush. "Then forget it. It's better to do it today than to wait for another day. Let's get on with it."
"Wait, wait!" Xiao Guo wrapped his clothes tightly, thought for a few seconds, and then had to nod and sign such a humiliating treaty.
Zhuangzhuang really wasn't at home at the moment, and hadn't come back for a long time. Xiaoguo guessed that Jiang Danhe really dared to do it, so she could only pretend to sign it, and then steal it back and destroy it after he fell asleep.
Perfect!
After Xiaoguo figured it out, he snorted and said, "Sign it if you want."
Seeing that she agreed so readily, Jiang Shanhe thought that if there was no ghost, then it would be evil, but if the enemy comes, we will fight him with soldiers and if the water comes, we will cover it with earth.
Xiaoguo wrote her name on it and handed it to him generously, "Here."
I'll let you take it for a while, and then destroy it secretly.
Jiang Shanhe ignored her little tricks and checked it in front of her, then folded it and put it into her underwear.
Xiaoguo's eyes widened. How could he put it there?!
After putting it away, he patted his head proudly. With this agreement, he would be able to have a daughter next time.
"I'm going to find Zhuangzhuang." Jiang Shanhe got what he wanted and went out to find Zhuangzhuang.
He had known for a long time that it would not work this time, so he could only set a trap to force her into it. With this promise, he felt much more at ease.
Arriving at the grain field, Jiang Shanhe took out the sesame candy from his pocket and handed it to Xiaohu in front of Zhuangzhuang. He also reached out and gently touched his head, "Well done!"
Xiaohu smiled, took the sesame candy and went home, mission accomplished perfectly!
He stopped halfway after running and looked at Zhuangzhuang with some guilt. I'm sorry, brother. For the sake of my future wife, I have to inconvenience you for now.
After Jiang Shanhe saw him jumping away, he stood up and rescued Zhuangzhuang who was tied to the tree.
Zhuangzhuang's eyes were wide open with anger, and the moment Jiang Shanhe let him go, he ran away quickly, "I'll tell my mother!"
Jiang Shanhe was originally feeling complacent, but after hearing Zhuangzhuang's words, the smile on his face suddenly froze, "Oh no..."
"Mother, mother, mother, umm, umm, mother"
Xiaoguo was washing the pot when she suddenly heard Zhuangzhuang crying. She was startled and ran out with a spoon in her hand.
I saw Zhuangzhuang wiping his tears and running towards home, calling for his mother as he ran. As soon as he saw Xiaoguo, he rushed up to her.
Xiaoguo put down the spoon and asked him anxiously, "What's wrong, Zhuangzhuang? Tell mom what's wrong?"
"Dad, Dad hired someone to tie me up!" Zhuangzhuang wiped away two barely visible tears, then took out the rope in his hand and showed it to Xiaoguo, "Here is this!"
Seeing that there were not many tears on his face, Xiaoguo was not anxious anymore. How had Jiang Shanhe provoked him?
"Isn't this the rope we use to tie up the cows?" Xiao Guo took the rope and looked at it carefully. Then he looked towards the barn and found that one rope was indeed missing.
"It's this one, um~" Zhuangzhuang originally wanted to complain, but when he glanced back, he saw the man following him back, and then he started howling loudly again.
"..." Xiaoguo covered his ears and took a step back. Zhuangzhuang, you've already acted your part.
Jiang Shanhe walked over quickly and waved his hands innocently, "That's not the case."
"That's it, that's it!"
Zhuangzhuang retorted loudly, and Xiaoguo felt a little sorry for his little baby voice. It must be painful for him to howl like that.
"Alright, alright, Zhuangzhuang, stop crying. Mom will ask your dad what happened now. Go back to your room, wash your face, and drink some water, okay?"
Xiao Guo saw that the two were about to fight again, so he quickly separated them.
Zhuangzhuang nodded. He had no power to resist such a gentle mother and could only go into the house obediently.
"What's going on?"
After watching Zhuangzhuang leave, she looked at Jiang Shanhe, "Why did you recruit him?"
"I don't have it, it's Xiaohu." Jiang Shanhe immediately betrayed Xiaohu.
"Say it again!"
Xiaohu and Zhuangzhuang have such a good relationship, how could he tie him up?
Jiang Shanhe said without blushing or beating his heart, "It's true."
"..." Xiao Guo took one last look at him and turned around, "I'll go ask Zhuang Zhuang."
"No, no, no." Jiang Shanhe immediately grabbed Xiaoguo and said, "I'll say it."
If Zhuangzhuang were to speak, he would not know how to discredit himself. Although he was telling the truth, there is a difference between active confession and passive confession.
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"You actually tricked Xiaohu into letting him hold Zhuangzhuang back?"
"Um."
"If Xiaohu really can't do it, we can tie him up with Zhuangzhuang?!"
"……Um."
"They even prepared a rope for Xiaohu. How thoughtful."
“…”
"Just for a few sesame candies, will Xiaohu listen to you so much?"
"...Um!"
Xiaoguo narrowed her eyes, Jiang Shanhe coughed dryly, and said guiltily, "Not entirely."
"..." Xiaoguo was speechless. How could Jiang Danhe be so childish!
"What else?"
"And our future daughter." Jiang Shanhe said this slowly, and Lei Xiaoguo almost fainted. What daughter? Whose daughter? Where did this daughter come from...
"I said let him do me a favor, and then we can have our future daughter be married to him."
"..." Xiao Guo felt that childish was not enough to describe Jiang Danhe at the moment. This guy was simply outrageous and could even say something that didn't make sense.
"So you really want Xiaohu to be our son-in-law?"
"Of course not. I can support our daughter and ensure she has enough food and clothing until she is 100 years old."
The implicit meaning is that our daughters don't need to get married and should just stay with us forever.
The seriousness in Jiang Danhe's tone was not false at all.
Xiaoguo couldn't bear it anymore after hearing this. This man actually fooled three children at once. This uncle could tolerate it, but his aunt couldn't!
"What are you looking for?"
Jiang Shanhe didn't understand why the other person was talking, so he started looking for something with his head down. He thought he had lost something, so he started looking for it together.
Xiaoguo didn't say a word the whole time, his eyes were busy searching, and finally he found the rope he had just tied in his hand. It turned out that he had forgotten to put it down in his hurry.
When Jiang Shanhe realized something was wrong, he immediately ran back into the house and locked the door.
Xiaoguo threw the rope away. Fortunately, he ran fast, otherwise he would have to be tied up as well!
Zhuangzhuang, who was standing at the window, was afraid that his mother would get angry when he saw this, so he quickly lowered the curtains, with a look of schadenfreude on his face. Although I didn't hear clearly what his mother said, it really made him feel better when he heard his mother beat him!
Stinky little tiger, you are not a good brother, you are not loyal! I will not give him candy in the future, I will only give it to Sister Xiaohua.
Zhuangzhuang swore silently in his heart, and suddenly his ears moved and he heard footsteps outside the house. He immediately sat back on the stool and wiped his face carefully with a wet handkerchief.
On the other side, Mrs. Yang watched Xiaohu bring back two more sesame candies. The curiosity in her heart was as itchy as a kitten's.
"Xiaohu, who gave you the candy?"
Just after Xiaohu gave Xiaohua one and was about to go back to the house, Sister Yang couldn't help but ask.
Xiaohu shook his head and refused to say anything, saying that he had kept it a secret.
He was about to walk into the house, but after taking just two steps, he felt happy and turned back to say to her, "Mom, I'm going to have a wife!"
"ha?!"
Mrs. Yang's jaw almost dislocated. After closing her jaw with her hands, she saw that he didn't look like he was joking, so she asked with some amusement, "Whose family is he from? How old is he?"
"This is a secret!"