Chapter 158 Holy crap, I almost burst out laughing!



Chapter 158 Holy crap, I almost burst out laughing!

It's so painful. Thinking about the betrayal and deception of my closest relatives in my past life, the humiliation of almost being enslaved, the pain of having my limbs put up for grabs while I was on the run, the wretchedness of having only 5% health left and all my potions on cooldown, having to hide under a bridge and barely cling to life while waiting for my health to slowly recover, and the overwhelming hatred of having my talent stripped away at the end...

How painful! Yu Xunge, thinking about all this, how can you laugh?!

Yu Xunhuan accused her, "She even said I'm a jinx to wives!"

Yu Xunge stood up with a serious expression, and shouted in a broken voice, "That's too much!"

Holy crap, that was close! I almost burst out laughing!

Yu Xunhuan might have been acting at first, but as he spoke, he became genuinely aggrieved.

This is no life for a human being!

If he hadn't heard Yu Qingshan say since he was a child that the Yu family was a powerful and wealthy family in B City, how could he have longed for such a life of luxury?

Yu Xunhuan recounts the untold hardships behind being a son-in-law in a wealthy family.

Yu Xunge: "Huh?!"

Yu Xunge: "How could this be!"

Yu Xunge: "This is too much! This is too much!!"

Yu Xunge: "I'm really going to get angry!"

That's what I said, but I was sitting firmly on the sofa without moving an inch.

Half an hour later, Yu Xunhuan smacked his lips, took a sip of water to moisten his throat—his mouth was dry from talking…

Yu Xunge got up and stretched her legs—her thighs were numb from pinching them.

Yu Xunhuan: "Sister~ Only you can help me. Only if you step in and help me get into the training camp will Yitong not be angry!"

Yu Xunge didn't mince words: "I really don't have anything else to offer, but I can't just not help you. Here's what we'll do: go talk to Su Yitong. If she can take you to the training camp, I'll give her a [Happy Again] skill crystal every time we fight the dragon. I have a contract with the Special Affairs Bureau so I can't give it to her directly, but I can buy it from them. It's easier for me to buy my own skill crystals than for you. I'll give it to her as many times as you fight the dragon, until you form a contract with the dragon."

Yu Xunhuan's lips moved, but he remained silent for a long time. He felt that Yu Xunge was the best person to him in the world right now.

Yu Xunge watched helplessly as Yu Xunhuan's trust value rose back to 87.

Yu Xunhuan hugged Yu Xunge: "Thank you, sister!"

Yu Xunge patted Yu Xunhuan on the back: "I will help you with anything I can. If all else fails, we can get a divorce. I will always be on your side."

The siblings had dinner together and then parted ways. Yu Xunhuan said he wanted to go see his parents.

Yu Xunge waved goodbye, saying, "You've always been more filial than me since we were little. Go on your way."

As soon as everyone left, Yu Xunge started plotting how to cause trouble. How could she possibly stand by and watch Yu Xunhuan and Su Yitong struggle and rise from adversity?!

Then she'll become a whetstone?

She dared to agree to Yu Xunhuan's request because she was 70% confident she could sabotage the whole thing. She was already planning to ruin Su Yitong's trip to the training camp, and now Yu Xunhuan was just one of the extra obstacles.

The rental fee for Yu Xun Ge's dungeon was used as tuition for entering the training camp. She could have directly bought the skill crystals for [Anonymous Letter] from Zhao Shuying, but the other party would definitely still be busy at this time. Moreover, since she always contacted Zhao Shuying, even a fool would eventually realize that she had done a lot of bad things behind the scenes.

After much thought, she decided to take matters into her own hands.

Hmm, I'll personally go find the steamed buns...

Baozi had already gained some fame by this time. Her reputation was quite complicated, with mixed reviews, and people both loved and hated her.

Baozi was extremely well-informed, and at one point everyone even suspected that she was the mysterious person who could detect a person's secrets through blood, but they soon realized from her behavior that she wasn't...

This person is willing to buy and sell any kind of information, and she's willing to help you find information as long as you pay her.

However, this person's credibility has a very high ceiling and a very low floor. If you pay 5 gold for a piece of information, and the other party adds more money, she will turn against you and tell you a false message. She will also sincerely apologize for turning against you and say that the message is fake.

Look at how honest this information broker is! But she won't refund your money after giving you fake news...

Moreover, she dares to sell the same piece of information to several companies at the same time, and at different prices! It seems she has the ability to know whether a person is rich or not, and how rich they are.

At that time, several people on the forum who had bought information from Baozi happened to chat about the same thing. As they chatted, they discovered that they had all bought their information from Baozi. When they checked, they found that the same information had cost different people: one person spent 1 gold, another spent 2 gold, another only spent 30 silver, and yet another spent 1 gold coin and 21 silver.

After a thorough analysis, everyone concluded that Baozi might have a divinely bestowed talent called "big data," which allows him to analyze who is rich and who is poor, and then accurately price his products.

Since becoming famous, Baozi has stopped going to the dark market, fearing being hunted down. But as someone who had been on the run with her in her past life, how could Yu Xunge not know her hideout?

After Yu Xunge waited at home until the cooldown of her disguise skill ended, she changed her clothes and disguised herself as an old lady who looked to be in her seventies or eighties. She woke Tu Lan up, put a game console in her hand, and told her to notify her if anyone came to the house.

Thinking of the skills Baozi had analyzed online, she took out all the gold coins she had and threw them into a box, asking Tulan to guard it for her.

Being a treasure hunter was Tu Lan's hidden talent. Without a word, she grew larger, scooped the entire box into her arms, and stopped playing her game, her eyes shining as she started counting the gold coins...

Yu Xunge glanced worriedly at Tu Lan holding the box, then used invisibility and phantom teleportation to arrive at the dark market in S City.

After breaking the illusion spell, she slowly walked into a McDonald's across from the dark market...

According to Baozi, she didn't sell information for money; she wasn't really interested in money. She simply enjoyed the thrill of being constantly exposed and risking her life. That's why she left the dark market and started working the night shift at McDonald's across the street, waiting for someone she was destined to meet or a regular customer to come to her.

Yu Xunge asked the server behind the counter, "Do you have steamed buns?"

The waiter looked her up and down and said, "Wait a moment."

He walked to the kitchen and a few seconds later led a pretty young girl out.

The pretty young girl covered her eyes as soon as she saw Yu Xunge: "Holy crap! What a flashy rich guy!"

Yu Xunge, who only had 50 silver coins left: ...

She remembered the first time she met Baozi in her past life, his line was: "Holy crap! That's terrible!"

She suspected that Baozi's skill could not only sense whether someone was currently rich or poor, but also their actual wealth.

Even if she were placed with Tulan, it wouldn't make a difference, because she and Tulan are, in a sense, one entity.

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