Chapter 81 Why don't you just tattoo it in your butt?



Chapter 81 Why don't you just tattoo it in your butt?

Yu Xunhuan greeted the guest with a smile, but his heart sank. He could only hope that this person's level of detection was not high enough to see through the chameleon tea pet prop.

Yu Xunhuan used to believe in his good luck, that he was free from disasters and that his wishes came true. But his experiences over the past year have made him less confident. Even if his luck is a perfect 10, he is no longer sure.

After 10 minutes of tedious small talk, Su Yitong saw the person off and then sat down next to Yu Xunhuan with a smile. Only then did Yu Xunhuan finally relax.

That player was hired by Su Yitong, and her detection skill was a rare A-level. The Su family had been trying to invite her to work for them, but she had always refused, only accepting a one-time contract. After learning about Yu Xunhuan's complete divine talent from that player, Su Yitong finally understood why Yu Xunhuan had been so tense during that time.

Anyone would break down in this situation, but Yu Xunhuan is just a bit too sensitive; he's already considered emotionally stable...

Thinking of those four unusable divinely bestowed talents, Su Yitong thought Yu Xunhuan was just bragging to fool her when he told her about them, but who knew they were true!

Although it was a pity that these four talents were unusable, Su Yitong quickly calmed down. It was better that they couldn't be used. If they could, the Su family would never be able to suppress Yu Xunhuan, and sooner or later they would be used as a stepping stone by Yu Xunhuan...

Skill 5 is enough.

Su Yitong hugged Yu Xunhuan and gently comforted him, apologizing for not believing him back then...

After a heart-to-heart talk, the couple's relationship became closer again.

Su Yitong told Yu Xunhuan to practice cooking diligently, and that the equipment the Su family received would be prioritized for him, and that she would take him into the dungeon later.

Since they started playing the dungeon at dawn, the Su family has already gleaned a lot of information, especially regarding the luck stat. It's not that bringing a lucky person into the dungeon will increase the overall drop rate. The biggest factor affecting the monster drop rate is the luck stat of the player who lands the final blow.

Su Yitong could forcefully decide to have everyone beat the monster half to death before Yu Xunhuan delivered the final blow, but the final blow meant more experience points. She didn't want to hurt her subordinates' feelings for Yu Xunhuan. The best way was to boost Yu Xunhuan's attributes and let him run the dungeon himself, so that everyone would gradually discover that he had a high drop rate when fighting monsters and wouldn't mind him delivering the final blow.

Yu Xunhuan hugged Su Yitong with emotion and joked that he would be living off her and would be the Su family's supporter from now on.

He never showed too much pride in front of Su Yitong. If Su Yitong liked him to be obedient and submissive, he would be obedient and submissive. If she liked him to be melancholy and pitiful, he would be melancholy and pitiful. He was already a live-in son-in-law, so what was the point of having pride? If he dared to eat soft rice and act tough today, the Su family would make sure he could no longer stand up to her the next day.

Yu Xunge slept straight through until evening.

The first thing she did after getting up was to go to the backyard to check on her cat's nest. The feeling of possessing such a precious treasure and fearing that it might be stolen at any moment was terrible. She made two bowls of meat soup and placed them in the backyard, then sent a private message to Zhao Shuying.

[Yu Xun Ge]: Is there anything that can be bound to items?

[Zhao Shuying]: [Bound Stone] Grade A, I can offer you a friendly price, 100 gold per stone.

[Yu Xun Ge]: If I remember correctly, this thing sells for 99 gold, 99 silver, and 99 copper at auction houses?

[Zhao Shuying]: I'm only making a single copper coin off you. Honestly, I'm only offering you this price because I genuinely consider you a friend. Want it?

[Yu Xunge]: ...I want that kind of item to be bound to someone else so that they can still touch it.

[Zhao Shuying]: Is this a proper prop?

[Yu Xunge]: ...Yes, do you still want to earn kickbacks?

[Zhao Shuying]: [Tattoo Ink] Grade B. After use, it can turn an item or equipment into a temporary tattoo, which is then tattooed on your wrist and bound to you. Even if the item is on Earth and you are on Zelan Star, you can retrieve it at any time. Even if it is stolen and put in your game inventory, you can still get it back.

[Yu Xun Ge]: How much money?

[Zhao Shuying]: 38 gold

[Yu Xun Ge]: It's so much cheaper than binding stones?

[Zhao Shuying]: Because it has a drawback. Although the tattoo is waterproof, it doesn't protect against skills. If the skin where you got the tattoo is destroyed, the item will automatically unbind from you and will drop out.

[Yu Xun Ge]: This drawback is indeed quite significant.

[Zhao Shuying]: Why don't you just get it tattooed in your butt?

[Yu Xun Ge]: …………………Thank you for chatting with me. You always bring me countless little surprises.

[Zhao Shuying]: You're welcome. Please contact me if there are any good opportunities.

Yu Xunge sent 38 gold coins directly to Zhao Shuying via email, and also sent the skill crystal for the recently crafted "I'm so happy again". Soon after, a box of black ink arrived.

After she went to the backyard and chased the cats to their meals, she poured the black ink onto the cat bed according to the instructions. Although it was only a few milliliters of ink, the ink spread rapidly after being dripped onto the cat bed, quickly covering the entire cat bed.

Then, the cat bed shrank and thinned, turning into a temporary tattoo sticker the size of a coin, with the sticker shaped like the cat bed.

Yu Xunge picked up the sticker, and Zhao Shuying's suggestion involuntarily flashed through her mind. She shook her head vigorously; it was terrifying.

She doesn't believe that the most conspicuous and dangerous place is the safest place; isn't it better not to flaunt your wealth?

Finally, she decided to stick the coin-sized tattoo on her chest. If this area was destroyed, it would be a matter of life and death. If she killed the enemy, she could get the cat house back even if it fell out. If she couldn't kill the enemy, she would die and it wouldn't matter whether the cat house was there or not.

She pressed the tattoo and could clearly feel a cat's nest in the void. She released the cat's nest and tried to pick up a cat and put it in the cat's nest. The cat rolled half a circle inside, was in a hurry to eat, and then climbed out.

Yu Xunge pressed the tattoo again. She could clearly feel the location of the cat's nest and could retract it at any time. She pulled open her collar, revealing only a very light ink-colored tattoo on her fair skin, a stark contrast to the dark ink color when it was first applied.

After resolving the cat bed issue, which had been her biggest worry, Yu Xunge felt much more at ease.

But she still placed the cat bed in the far corner of the cat villa, with a few cat cushions or soft pads scattered around outside.

As for the A-grade magic eye, Yu Xunge has no clue yet. This thing, like a magician's dentures, needs to occupy a part of the human body. Dentures occupy the alveolar bone, and to wear the magic eye, one must give up an eyeball. This is unavoidable. It's not that she is unwilling to give up her original eyeball, but that the magic eye came from an illegitimate source and cannot be worn openly.

She glanced at the time; it was already 2 a.m. For some reason, she always felt incredibly energetic at this time, and felt uncomfortable if she didn't do something.

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