Chapter 77 Climbing the Bed (Part 2)



“I know!”

Su Cheng said this, but he threw the bamboo sticks without mercy, making Su Er feel so painful! "Da Hu, Er Hu, Xiao Hu, grandpa will help you throw the bamboo sticks! Come!" Su Cheng picked them up one by one, grabbed their soft little hands, and threw the bamboo sticks in.

Snap! Snap!

Bang, bang , bang! The three little ones screamed with excitement as they heard the firecrackers they had exploded!

"It's Little Axe's turn! It's Little Axe's turn!" Xiaohu went to shake Old Man Su's thigh, strongly protesting that his brothers had already played two rounds!

It’s just that Old Man Su can’t tell the three little ones apart and often picks up the wrong ones.

"Okay, okay, it's Xiaohu's turn." Old Man Su put Dahu down.

Turning around, he hugged two tigers again.

Xiaohu clenched his fists, flapped his arms backwards, and said madly: "Grandpa, I am the little axe!"

Wei Ting stood in the corridor, watching the scene quietly, with a hint of tenderness and complexity in his eyes.

They were happy here, but one day, he would take them away.

The few of them were having so much fun that they forgot everything else, but Su Xiaoxiao quietly entered the house.

Wei Ting's house.

She closed the door quietly.

This was originally a small warehouse. The door latch broke a long time ago and has never been repaired. However, the whole family is setting off firecrackers outside now, so they probably won't come over.

There is a large hanging scale in Wei Ting's room, which was brought back from the escort agency by Old Man Su when he was escorting goods. The original owner had weighed himself with that scale, otherwise he would not have known that he weighed two hundred pounds.

A large hanging scale requires two people to lift the large scale beam and one person to hold the weight.

This is not a problem for Su Xiaoxiao.

She found a weighing rod and placed it between two cabinets and hung a hanging basket.

This basket is of really good quality, it can hold 200 kilograms.

Uh...isn't this scale really used to weigh pigs?

Su Xiaoxiao hung the heavy weight, first at the 200-jin position.

She had been losing weight for a month, so she should have weighed less than 200 pounds. However, she was wearing such thick clothes and shoes that she must have weighed several pounds.

It is worth mentioning that the ancient jinliang was different from the modern one. It was not ten liang per jin, but sixteen liang per jin. Otherwise, how could it be said that half a jin was eight liang?

As for the specific weight, it has varied over dynasties.

Take the fictional Great Zhou Kingdom for example. She once measured it with a measuring cup she brought from the pharmacy. One liang here is 30 grams, and one jin is 480 grams.

So, strictly speaking, she weighs less than 200 kilograms.

"I lost 8 pounds out of thin air! I'm so smart!"

Su Xiaoxiao raised her chin proudly, shook off her fat body, and began to weigh herself.

Weighing oneself is a technical job and it is natural that she failed several times along the way. Fortunately, she is considered a half-engineering expert. After trying here and there and getting sweaty, she finally weighed herself.

One hundred and eighty-five!

She lost 15 pounds! No, she also lost her clothes! When weighing, no piece of clothing is innocent! Su Xiaoxiao took off her clothes decisively.

On the scale!

On the other side, Xiaohu was sleepy, so he took Wei Ting's hand and looked for Su Xiaoxiao everywhere.

"Mom, I want mom."

He said in a baby voice.

Dahu and Erhu were still in high spirits, having a great time setting off firecrackers with Su Laodie and Su Ergou.

Xiaohu went to Su Xiaoxiao’s house first.

"mother."

Then went to the kitchen at the back.

"mother."

"No." He raised his head and looked at Wei Ting aggrievedly, "I want my mother."

The doors of Su Ergou and Su Laodi's rooms were open, and it was pitch black inside, obviously no one was there.

Only Wei Ting's door was closed, with a faint candlelight visible from under the crack.

Wei Ting said to Xiao Hu, "Your mother is in my room."

After saying this, Wei Ting was even surprised. What did he mean by... in his room? Could it be that after living here for so long, he really regarded this place as his own home? "Mom!" Xiao Hu tried to push the door, but couldn't.

This door is a bit old and the door hinge is a bit stiff. Just because a child can't push it doesn't mean Wei Ting can't push it either.

Su Xiaoxiao had just stripped herself down to her bellyband and shorts when she heard the sound of little tiger's baby chirping.

"No, no, no - wait a minute -"

She screamed, but it was too late.

The door was pushed open by Wei Ting.

She couldn't let Wei Ting and the children see her like this, it would have a very bad impact!

In a hurry, Su Xiaoxiao's potential was stimulated, and she launched a wave of counterattacks. She rushed to the bed, pulled open Wei Ting's quilt, and got in majestically! Boom——

The bamboo bed collapsed——

Xiaohu was stunned.

Wei Ting looked at the scattered clothes on the ground, then at the bed that was crushed by Su Xiaoxiao, and a certain girl lying in the ruins, wrapped only in a quilt with two white and tender chubby legs exposed.

"You climbed into my bed in the middle of the night?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "...I can explain."

"...This is the process." Su Xiaoxiao told Wei Ting in detail about the weighing process.

Of course, she said this after she was dressed, and Xiaohu was sleeping soundly in her arms.

Wei Ting didn't say anything.

Su Xiaoxiao said: "Don't disbelieve it, look! The scale is still there!"

It would be a lie to say that it wasn't embarrassing to make such a big mistake. Who could have thought that a scale could go wrong? "Why are you taking off your clothes?" Wei Ting asked.

"That's right!" Su Xiaoxiao said, "You skinny people can't understand the pain of us fat people!"

She is very strict about weight! Su Xiaoxiao waved her hand: "Forget it, you won't understand even if I tell you."

How could you expect a man with a mermaid line and eight-pack abs to understand the twists and turns and difficulties she went through on her weight loss journey?

"I understand." Wei Ting said.

"Do you really understand?" Su Xiaoxiao opened her eyes wide.

"Yeah." Wei Ting nodded.

Su Xiaoxiao's expression relaxed: "Then tonight... you and Ergou will have to squeeze in. I'll fix the bed tomorrow. If I can't fix it, just be patient for a few more days. I'll buy you a bed after the New Year."

"Daughter! Son-in-law! The firecrackers are all gone! I'm so hungry!"

Father Su came over quickly and said, "Huh? You two are here. Is Xiaohu asleep?"

He looked at the little kid in his daughter's arms and lowered his voice unconsciously.

Su Xiaoxiao touched Xiaohu's smooth forehead and said, "We just went to bed. Aren't Dahu and Erhu sleepy yet?"

Father Su smiled and said, "I'm having fun! I'm out chopping bamboo again!"

I went there with Su Ergou.

"What are you two doing sitting in the room?" Old Man Su felt that the atmosphere was weird.

Wei Ting sighed: "Dad, Daya ran into my room and broke my bed."

Su Xiaoxiao said: "I...I am weighing!"

Weighing on the bed? Father Su looked at his fat daughter in astonishment, then at his handsome son-in-law, and suddenly understood something.

His fat daughter looks just like her mother back then! Back then, he was a young boy who was too shy to look at his wife on their wedding night. In the end, his wife quickly -

No, no, it has to be him, that's him! ——I will never admit that I was the one who was pushed down!

As soon as Su Xiaoxiao saw his father's expression, she knew that he was thinking wrongly.

"Dad! You misunderstood! It's not what you think!"

She looked at Wei Ting and said fiercely, "Explain it clearly to my father!"

Wei Ting sighed: "Well, just tell me to move into your room, why bother breaking a bed?"

Su Xiaoxiao: “……!!”

Ahhh! Wei Ting! I'm going to kill you!

(End of this chapter)


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