Chapter 103 What time does the boss let the cat go to work?

103.

You, who only cared about killing and not burying, did not pay attention to the follow-up of the Weilan incident.

However, when leaving the mission site, you, the cat, secretly put a lot of NPC corpses with gray names into your backpack - they are all future employees, packed up and taken away!

As a newly hired bricklayer, you return to a fulfilling daily life: in the morning, you earn money by farming and selling clothes; in the afternoon, you spend money chatting with Yuuko Ichihara; in the evening, you level up as a fish-sprayer; at night, you avoid taking detours for twenty years, become a successful bartender, and enjoy a happy cat life in one step.

After a hard day's work, the cat chef had to sneak out of the Honmaru in the middle of the night with his inseparable wife Chocobo to chisel out all the glass blocks on Yokohama in order to complete the Leaning Tower of Pizza as soon as possible.

Finally, he returned to the pet store with his new favorite green plant, listened to the nagging of the Honmaru parents' group, and had a mouthful of rice stuffed into his mouth by the knife-wielding chef.

A few days later, Rimbaud said he wanted to take a leave and return to Europe, but he assured you that he had already taught Verlaine how to be a clerk.

You watched Verlaine being pushed out, wearing a Victorian maid outfit, with a calm face, and turned around to reject Rimbaud's request for leave, saying that our store follows the traditional 007 work system, with only bereavement leave and no other leave.

Rimbaud was silent for a while, then said that he had acquaintances in Europe and asked him to go back and bring a few more people to work as store clerks.

You looked at Rimbaud in amazement. This NPC is amazing. He is a talent who shines in the human resources department.

So you agreed.

I went to Lupin in the evening, and still only Oda Sakunosuke was drinking at the bar.

You rarely see the other two these days.

Dazai Osamu, who said he was going to quit his job, just complained while taking on more work. He occasionally came to the bar to relax, but he would never drink hot milk, and secretly cursed Nakahara Chuuya that he would never grow taller in his life, and that he would be the first to become an executive.

Compared to Dazai Osamu, Sakaguchi Ango comes less often, and every time he comes, he orders a glass of tomato juice and sits there, staring at you with a particularly resentful look. Or he sits at the bar, guzzling beer while typing away on his computer.

You look at the other person's face, which is made even more haggard by the fluorescent light of the screen, and always feel that this person is about to faint in the next second.

Hearing your description, Sakaguchi Ango gritted his teeth and said, "Who do you think is responsible for this?" Modifying surveillance permissions, secretly editing surveillance videos... Why on earth did he do these things?

Fortunately, there are not many people in the Special Ability Division now, and he was the only one in the monitoring room that night. Otherwise, he would have to find a way to erase the memories of others...

So why would he do these things?! He doesn't believe in cat gods!

After drinking the tomato juice, the office worker, feeling resentful, returned to the Port Mafia and honestly helped you delete the relevant records that should not have appeared.

In addition to the rogues, occasionally Albatross will drag Chuuya Nakahara to Lupin, and then order a glass of your specially mixed wine. After taking a sip, he will calmly push the wine in front of Chuuya Nakahara and say that it is worthy of being the wine of the Cat God, which is really powerful.

The half-believing and half-doubting Nakahara Chuuya finally believed your lies about your improved cocktail making skills. After taking a sip, he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom, leaving Albatross slamming the table and laughing, and you muttering that you were so rude.

"Xiaozhu." You walked to the bar, "Are you drinking?"

"Ah, cat man." Oda Sakunosuke, who was drinking, raised his head slightly and greeted you calmly, "Good evening."

"How's the new job going?"

"My boss didn't approve my application." You showed off your eight healthy white teeth. "But it doesn't matter. I know where they work and I've been there several times. I'm sure they'll approve my application next time!"

At first, you were indifferent to the job that used an infringing mouse head as its logo. Now that the main clues have come out, you have sent an application for a job, hoping to get back at it, but the other party has rejected you coldly and turned around to make you feel that you are out of reach.

But it doesn't matter. You have a system map. Just put the name "Rat of the Dead House" into the search column, and one, uh, or two, three...how come there are so many addresses on the map?

It's not a big problem, you can visit each address one by one while rummaging through the trash can.

After a week of harassment from you, the rat leader, who looked even more haggard than Ango, has clearly softened his attitude.

I believe that as long as you keep working hard and persist in promoting yourself in such a trendy way as to appear out of nowhere, the other party will definitely hire you.

However, having too many addresses with the same name is not a good thing. It will take you half a day to find someone, which is not conducive to organizational development and future recruitment of employees!

So the considerate cat man considerately used TNT to help his future boss blow up a few basements called "rat in the dead house" - streamlining the company's industries and improving the working environment start with the cat man.

"How was your work today, assistant?" You wiped the glass. "I saw you when I was flying in the sky this afternoon."

"I dismantled a few mute bombs and moved some stuff for the logistics department..." Oda Sakunosuke answered honestly about today's work, "I was on patrol in the afternoon."

"Hey - Odasaku's work is still so interesting. I really want to exchange jobs with Odasaku -" A weak voice came from the door. Dazai Osamu, wearing his unchanging black coat, floated to the bar like a gloomy male ghost, "...Give me a glass of whiskey with bleach."

"No problem." You put the hot milk in front of Dazai Osamu, and said lovingly, "A glass of white whiskey but without alcohol."

"That's too much." Dazai Osamu muttered, "Why can a shorty drink?"

"No," you answered, "that was given to him by the Albatross, not by the Catman."

"Then..." Dazai Osamu turned his head and gave Odasakunosuke a gleaming look, his voice also hoarse, "Hey, Odasaku, order a drink for your good friend too."

"Ah..." Oda Sakunosuke paused in his drinking. He looked at you with clear eyes, "Cat boy, Dazai said so."

Being stared at by these two people, you seem to see an innocent dog and a cat pretending to be innocent lying on the bar, giving you a pika pika expression of expectation at the same time.

You have no principles or morals, and you don't care whether giving alcohol to minors is a crime. After all, when you are in gangs, does anyone really care about age? By the way, you said that you didn't give Dazai Osamu alcohol, just because you thought it was fun and mean. You nodded, raised your hand to make an OK gesture, and put a glass of iced whiskey in front of Dazai Osamu.

The latter opened his eyes wide, tugged at Oda Sakunosuke's clothes, and shouted that the evil king's true eye had been taken away. The one who agreed to his request so easily must be one of the seventy-two demon kings.

"Cat Man can buy you a drink, but-" You threw yourself on Dazai Osamu, "There are requirements."

"What do you want to do?" Dazai Osamu covered his chest in fear, "I'm not interested in men!"

"What are you thinking about?" You started to peel off the bandage on Dazai Osamu's face. "The cat just wanted to see if you would squint or have color difference if you kept wearing the bandage. Why do you think about cat men so much? Sob, sob."

"Wow——Odasaku, help me, there is an evil cat trying to force love on a beautiful girl like me——"

After standing at the door for a while, Sakaguchi Ango saw this scene and was unsure whether to go in or not:

"Oh, Xiaokou is here." You looked up and saw Sakaguchi Ango, and smiled warmly at him, "Have you eaten? Do you want some cat man special?"

It seems that after drinking too much, Ango Sakaguchi's resistance to sleep-breaking has increased. But after tasting the cocktail you mixed, he was stimulated and energetic all night - as soon as he closed his eyes, he could feel the taste of alcohol in his mouth, which was really refreshing.

"No..." Sakaguchi Ango pushed up his glasses calmly, "I won't bother you anymore. Goodbye."

"Now that you're here, don't leave." You let go of Dazai Osamu and threw yourself on Sakaguchi Ango passionately, "Come on, try Cat Man's special today, it's based on rum and is named 'My Hands Passing Through Your Black Hair'..."

"No, I don't have to work overtime anymore, don't force me to drink... You're so rude!"

…

Watching the chaotic scene of the evil Black Cat Group forcing weak office workers to drink, Oda Sakunosuke put down his glass and sighed: "What a good relationship."

*

In a basement somewhere in Yokohama.

"Fejia, do you really want that guy to join us?" Gogol, who was playing the head-moving game with his hood, said with a smile, "I have no objection. I also feel freedom from him."

After putting his head back on, Gogol began to spin: "Chou and the cat will become good friends!"

Fei Jia stared at the screen without saying anything.

"But the dark circles under your eyes have gotten worse, Fedya. Are you thinking about something bad?" Gogol moved his head in front of Fedya. "The book last time really wasn't a book, but it disappeared in a flash. This is really..."

"This is so interesting! Saigo--!"

Fedya, who seemed to be busy monitoring Yokohama, found an excuse to send the excited Gogol away.

After everyone left, he bit his nails and thought: Is the book of the cat god not a "book"? The cat god himself was also looking for the whereabouts of the book... He appeared in Yokohama and was sure that the book was here... But the book suddenly disappeared... As expected...

Is it the creation of "book"?

The intelligence was still too little, and he wanted to continue observing you - but he didn't think of letting you, who was able to defeat Verlaine, join the Rat of the Dead House.

But anyone would feel murderous if they were woken up by a chocolate cat man that fell from the sky just as they were about to fall asleep.

It doesn't matter. You just want to join the Rat of the Dead House, right? Just die first.

Feijia, whose sanity was on the verge of collapse, kept smiling and used his supernatural power on you who were pretending to be serious - but it had no effect - which allowed Feijia to restore his precarious sanity and told you that you were not suitable for the philosophy of their organization for the time being and to come back later.

You let out a disappointed sigh and left with regret.

"...What are you doing?" Fei Jia looked at you facing the corner of the wall, pushing forward non-stop, expressing his confusion, "If you want to go out, you can go through this door, or go through the door you came in through."

"Oh, let me test it." After making sure there were no building bugs here, you summoned Chocobo and, under Feijia's gaze, opened a second hole in his ceiling. "Cat Man, come again next time!"

Fei Jia abandoned this base on the spot and moved to another place overnight.

It's no use. The next day you accurately find a new base and replicate yesterday's scene.

…

Thinking of this, Fei Jia switched hands and chewed his nails. According to previous intelligence, as long as enough "rewards" and clear "tasks" were given, or something "interesting" enough, the Cat God could be driven to act.

As long as he can use it, just be a little more crazy. At worst, it will be like two Gogol in Rat of the Dead.

Fei Jia, who was still thinking about whether letting you join the Rat of the Dead House would bring more benefits or disadvantages, suddenly heard a loud noise.

Without even raising his head, he said calmly, "You can go through the main entrance next time."

"But the road here is too dark. Watasi is just a cat man and will be scared." It's fake. It's convenient and handsome to fall from the sky.

"By the way, Catman has streamlined your company's operations for you, so you don't have to worry about forgetting which locations you have!"

Fei Jia, who received the intelligence when the TNT exploded, said: "...Thank you for your kindness."

"Hey, you're welcome. Can I come to work now?" You hold your face and say shyly, "Don't worry, the cat will treat the company as its own home!"

The company's things belong to Cat Man, and Cat Man's things are still Cat Man's.

"Cat men are the boss's confidants in any organization, which is enough to prove the strength of cat men."

How can a serious concern not be considered a serious concern?

"Of course you can come to work." Fei Jia turned his head and said calmly, "Then will you follow the organization's arrangements and complete the task?"

"Of course!" You said righteously, "Any time, any place, as long as the organization needs it, Catman will be dispatched at any time!"

If you cannot receive the mission in Honmaru, it will be counted separately.

"What if you were asked to blow up the harbor//black's weapons depot?"

"You know that too." You scratched your head and said honestly, "My cat boyfriend is at work, so..."

"Do you want to refuse?"

"Of course not."

You chuckled and made a small money gesture to Feijia.

“So I have to pay more.”

Listen to whoever gives more. Later you can ask Dazai Osamu if he is willing to pay double the money to keep their arsenal.

Alas, Cat Man is so financially savvy.