Chapter 109 Of course you can do whatever you want
109.
Mori Ogai was happy that he died for a while and then woke up. The leader of Gang//Hei expressed that he could not accept the replacement.
Nakahara Chuuya was confused as to why he didn't know that he had always been standing here and when the leader was replaced.
Dazai Osamu accepted the fact that his little friend became the leader well, and shot you a sparkling Pika Pika look, asking him if he could slack off and be raised by the cat?
You coldly rejected Dazai Osamu's application for a training class, saying that you were a cat man and that men should work part-time to earn money to support you.
"...You are a cat man, not a cat!" Nakahara Chuuya couldn't help but speak, "Don't really think of yourself as a cat, you bastard!"
“Oops!” You covered your mouth and took a step back, “I didn’t expect Chuuya that you…”
"Your ability to complain is also so amazing."
You suggested to Nakahara Chuuya: "Why don't you and Xiaokou debut as crosstalk artists? Don't worry, our Rat Killing Organization will fully support you!"
After thinking for a while, you took out the short sword of today's attendant - Atsuto Shiro - and waved it in the air a few times, saying sinisterly: "Your opponents, the cat man will kill them all for you!"
"...Don't be so dark in the wrong place // hand party!"
I don't know why Nakahara Chuuya, who treats you as a brother, is worried about your education.
"Well, what should we do now?" Dazai Osamu turned on the drama mode, and he circled around Mori Owl with a gloating look on his face, "Oh, Mr. Mori is going to take back the position of leader?"
"Dazai-kun..." Mori Ogai leaned against the wall, acting like a loser, "Please stop making fun of me."
It must be because of that strange contract. He has no way of disobeying your orders...
The thought of having to tell this to Teacher Natsume gave Mori Ogai a headache, but he was the chief's secretary...he would always find a way to maintain the three-quarter plan.
"What? Are you dissatisfied?" Your ears twitched when you caught the key words, and you flashed outside Moriou, "In that case..."
You took a deep breath, your expression serious: "I can only convince you."
"No, I'm not dissatisfied..."
"As punishment, I will take away your favorite thing—" You waved the wand you bought earlier in the air and chanted a spell, "Except your favorite thing!"
The twinkling stars crashed into the forest gull, who was unable to dodge.
Mori Owl was hit by the special effects and his whole body was stiff. His brain was working rapidly: Except for what I love most? Is it literal? Take away my favorite things? Is it Yokohama... or Hong Kong//Heilongjiang that is to be taken away? How to take it away? Does this ability make the existence he loves disappear?
Three seconds later, nothing happened. Mori Ogai breathed a sigh of relief. This should be just a prank. How could such a power that can be called the law of causality be so trivial...
Alice tugged at his clothes: "Rintaro."
"Well, what's up, Alice?"
The moment he looked at Alice, Mori Ogai suddenly understood what you had taken away.
It is his love for the little girl!
"How...how could you be so cruel..." Shocked, Mori Ogai took a few steps back in despair, "Why did you take away...my love for my little girl?"
So what will he do to relieve himself when he is tired from working overtime? How will he recover when he is tired from writing documents? How will he heal himself when he is annoyed by the careless Dazai?
"Alice!" Mori Ogai hugged his humanoid ability and cried, "The love that made me not feel pain even if I put Alice in my eyes... is gone!"
"Rintaro!"
"Alice!"
…
Watching the "Don't Take My Love for Alice" in front of you, you spit out the melon seed shells and ask Dazai Osamu: "How long has he had this symptom?"
"…It's hopeless." Dazai Osamu replied expressionlessly, "I support you to find a secretary."
After realizing that this ability would not last long, Mori Ougai finally slowed down.
"Nekō-kun... no, leader." Mori Ogai stood up and straightened his clothes, saying seriously, "Because 500 billion has flowed into Yokohama, the whole city is now in a state of war. The Gang//Black has already joined the war. Even if we want to withdraw, other organizations will not let us go."
"Chief, please give the order." He kneels on one knee in front of you respectfully, "Destroy the enemies of Hong Kong//Black and establish the leadership of Hong Kong//Black."
"Oh." You scratched your head, "Do we have to fight with others? After the others have finished fighting, we can go and rob. No, can't we just go and get the money?"
Five hundred billion is a lot, enough to build several more factories.
Seeing Mori Owl's polite yet awkward smile, you realized that this move was not going to work.
"Then let the Hong Kong//Blacks join the war." You said confidently, "What does it have to do with us killing rats? We are just a professional rat extermination team."
"Chuya." You looked at Nakahara Chuya, waved your hand, and handed him a stack of unprinted flyers. "Tomorrow you will fly into the sky and drop flyers wherever there are many people. This is called viral marketing. I guarantee that everyone will know that our organization kills rats."
Overwhelmed by the sudden arrival of advertisements, Nakahara Chuuya struggled to crawl out from the pile of papers: "...At this time, who would go out?"
Everyone knows that the Mafia are fighting each other, so who among the local residents would still walk around the streets in a daze?
Oh, so, you have to finish the war first, and then become the boss of Yokohama before you can distribute leaflets, right? I totally understand! Then we have to kill the people from other organizations and dominate Yokohama and become the emperor.
But put the fight on hold for now, you have to go and build the factory in Leibo Street first - what a damn stitching game, how can you stitch the good things together without stitching the bad things?
The builder can only build one building at a time, and it takes three days to build one building. If you are offline for a long time, the building will be demolished...
You see, this is all a trick the game uses to keep players online and maintain daily activity.
“How about this…” You took out the small Italian cannon you just bought and stuffed it into Nakahara Chuuya’s hand, “If you see someone at night, you can use the cannon to shoot him. I guarantee it will be a fatal blow, a complete death… Remember to pick up the body, the cat man needs it.”
"It's so heavy... Wait, are you the mutant who stole the body?!"
"If someone was not killed by the bomb, write it down in this little notebook." You pretended not to hear Nakahara Chuuya's accusation and stuffed another notebook into Dazai Osamu's hand. "This notebook is called the Death Note. All you have to do is record the name..."
"Can I..." Dazai Osamu's heart skipped a beat. He looked at you expectantly, "Can I die painlessly?"
"Then let Xiaobao spray him."
"whispering sound."
Finally, you looked at Sen Ou and felt that he was feeling empty-handed and a little out of place, so you stuffed an iron rod into his hand and said, "This is the iron rod of the Iron Rod Universe. Whoever writes the document in the organization gets to hold it."
The smile on Mori Ou's face could no longer be maintained: "... Leader, my fighting ability is very weak."
"Then..." You shook your tail, hesitantly, "Then why don't you work on your strength?"
Who knows, maybe this NPC will start to become invincible from now on, "because he is too weak, he puts all his points into strength, and then he can smash the whole earth with one punch"?
Dazai Osamu, who was standing nearby, let out a sharp laugh.
“Why do I feel like…” Nakahara Chuuya carefully put his weapon on the ground. He looked at you in confusion, “You look different than before?”
He was even wilder, more open-minded and more reckless than before. He wondered if he had been restrained before.
"Because I, the AAA food stall plumber, the most popular cat man, yesterday..." You snorted twice, "I have reached the highest level!"
No one in this instance can beat you. If any NPC doesn't speak human language again, let the Gem Beast and the Fairy take turns to slap him.
“Sorry.” You put on your sunglasses. “When you summon at the full level, you can do whatever you want.”
You want to unify the world and become the king!
*
It's just a clue for the main quest, so I can't say I gained nothing, but I can only say that the progress is zero.
That's right, what you get for completing the game this time are front-row tickets to Zu○'s concert. If you don't increase the difficulty, how can you be worthy of Zu○ Zhengqing, the real music producer who rides Xiaoji to work?
But you just need to search for strategies when playing a puzzle game for an hour, and you need to play the invincible version of the flash two-player level-breaking game with your dad. When you get stuck, you will become an extremely crispy cat man.
Can't this game have an invincible cracked version for the noble and only beta player to play?
You go to the mysterious shop and complain to Yuuko Ichihara.
Ichihara Yuko just smiled when she heard what you said. She raised her hand and touched your head: "Oh, don't worry, customer."
"It's not time for the customer to show up now." She looked at you with a frown, "Don't you have unfinished tasks?"
Huh? You flicked your tail in confusion. Unfinished quest... Oh, a side quest? I forgot about the two-year murloc.
So, do you have to complete the side quests first before the main quests will drop more clues?
Seeing that you seemed to have figured it out, Yuuko Ichihara untied the yellow balloon that had been tied to her side and handed it to you.
"It's a beautiful dream." Yuko Ichihara exhaled a puff of smoke, "It's a gift to thank customers for their long-term patronage of our store."
"A sweet dream?"
You open the system panel, and all the information related to the balloon is question marks. The only thing that is certain is that this balloon is a gold-quality item...
Good stuff!
The beautiful sister is really... If she really gives good things to the cat man, she must have you in her heart.
After having another meal made by the worker, you left the mysterious shop feeling satisfied.
While riding the bird in the sky, you glanced at the system time again... Well, it's time for Mr. Midorikawa to call you for dinner.
Go back to the pet store to save the game, then click [Exit].
You take off your helmet, yawn, walk out of the bedroom, and go to the kitchen - there is no one and no food.
When you check the text messages on your phone, you find out that Mr. Midorikawa has something to do today and will come a little later.
Lying on the sofa in the living room, bored, waiting for Midorikawa to come and cook, you feel your eyelids getting heavier... Did you stay up too late last night? Then it's okay to sleep for a while...
You yawned, turned over, and fell asleep on the sofa.
"I would never go in the water wearing a robe..."
"…Because I think the grapes near the volcano are delicious, so…"
"…The scenery of Amauroti is so beautiful that it makes people intoxicated no matter how many times they see it*…"
…
Blurry, indistinct figures are around you, playing with you.
It seemed like a beautiful dream.
But when you wake up, you remember nothing.
"Are you awake?" Midorikawa Hikaru brought the prepared meal to the table. "Sorry, I'm late today... Lunch is ready."
"oh……"
You slowly sit up, rubbing your eyes as you sit down at the dining table. After mechanically taking a mouthful of rice, you stop and murmur, "Life is an endlessly dangerous road, and only death stops at the end*..."
"What?" Midorikawa asked subconsciously.
"I understand..." You looked at Midorikawa Hikaru and said seriously, "I have to die sooner or later, so I want to die a full death... It hurts!"
Why is Mr. Midorikawa getting more and more violent? You rub your red forehead and continue to eat with grievance. Although Mr. Midorikawa and Matsuda don't know each other, it must be Matsuda who caused the trouble!
Jinpei Matsuda, who was still in the police station, sneezed violently.