Chapter 119 Release the Cockroaches
119.
You fell into a river that smelled very watery.
【Recorded resurrection point】
Which good game puts the resurrection point in the water? In this river? You crawl to the shore, lie on the river bank, and wait for your character model to dry up automatically.
The system panel can be opened normally... Your mouth twitched, but what's with the sudden fancy border and these inexplicable pink flowers on the panel? !
Because we have entered an unknown area, the system is offline. Only the system elves and basic functions that assist in chatting are available. The contact status column on the social template is all gray and unknown...
This, this time I can't blame you. You calmly closed the system panel. Cat Man is just a player with no abdominal muscles. When encountering such a game bug, all he can do is -
Fishing!
Hehe, in the unknown waters, I don't know what kind of fish there will be. Although this resurrection point is not reasonable, the surrounding environment is beautiful and it is a good place for fishing.
You curled your tail and took out the small stool that the fisherman brought with him, and began to hum happily: "Fish~ Such a big fish~ Tiger shark~"
Not long after you start fishing, three yellow exclamation marks appear above your head - fish are coming!
Oh, the fish in a new area are new. Is there a fish on the hook so soon? You stand up, quickly pull up the hook and reel in the line. The feel and weight of the line...
The fisherman's eyes became sharp, a sign of a big fish.
You caught a king fish right away? You happily continued to reel in the line. It was great, great. It was unlike Yokohama, where all the king fish you caught were Dazai Osamu, which made you lose all interest in fishing. Of course, before you lost interest, you had already collected all the fishing guides.
“Blah——”
The heavy object caught on the fishing rod broke through the water.
With a "pop" sound, something covered in black, which looked like a large non-recyclable black garbage bag, was thrown to the shore by you.
The system wizard popped up in a timely manner.
[You have caught the king fish in the current waters]
[The Mackerel·Depressed and Low-energy version has been included]
Oh, it's Dazai Osamu.
You threw the irretrievable fish king back into the water indifferently, and confirmed that you are still in Yokohama - although I don’t know which Yokohama, maybe it’s the beta version.
Although everything here is unfamiliar, the designated fish king is still mackerel, and no matter how big the bug in the game is, there is no place for you to go.
Damn it, how come the fish king is the one who comes to the bug area? If it were any other NPC... well, you wouldn't know how to leave.
Dazai Osamu was thrown back into the water and washed by the current. He turned over lifelessly, and his eyes, which were not entangled by the bandages, looked at the sky blankly.
You squatted on the shore, wagging your tail slightly, holding your cheeks to watch him being washed away by the current, thinking that the red scarf around his neck looked familiar...
It seems to be the one handed down from the ancestors of the Hong Kong/Black leaders? How could that thing be passed down from generation to generation and become a symbol of the leader? If you don't wear it because it's too dirty, you don't know if you will use it in China...
But now the scarf is hanging around Dazai Osamu's neck. It must be this guy who secretly stole the scarf in order to take revenge on Nakahara Chuuya after defecting.
I should have known you had a leader token. I think a gold brick is better. It retains its value, is shiny, and can show personal wealth... but it seems easy to be stolen? How about a gold chain? It's worn around the leader's neck anyway.
If someone could steal this, you can't imagine how poor the organization's security capabilities are.
Watching Dazai Osamu being swept further and further away, you stood up, patted your trousers, turned around and left with the bucket: It looks like it’s not a good day to go fishing, so let’s look for something to collect in this beta version of Yokohama.
But the lifeless Dazai Osamu seemed to have struggled just now... You scratched your ears, wondering if I saw it wrong.
*
Damn it! In such a large internal test area like Yokohama, there is not a single glowing collection point. I am so pissed!
You try to dig up some greenery you've never seen on the roadside, but a passing NPC becomes frightened by your behavior and pulls out his phone to call the police.
The police who arrived at the scene determined that you were destroying the city's appearance and were ready to arrest you and put you in a detention center.
But you have already played the jailbreak game, so you are not very interested in it... and there are only two police NPCs coming to catch you, which really underestimates the cat!
You were angry and flew away on your Mi Li hat.
The beta version of Yokohama is completely different from your Yokohama, and you can’t really tell what the difference is...but the wind in the sky is still as cold as ever.
Fortunately, the cold wind is no match for the cat man’s righteousness and elegance.
You randomly chose an alley to land, but you never expected that you would run into a fight between two different forces.
You accidentally fell in the middle, looked here, then there, scratched the back of your head in embarrassment, and smiled: "Sorry~Cat Man didn't mean to disturb you."
Seeing the NPCs on both sides looking at you warily, with their names above their heads slowly turning red, you sighed and calmly took out an external speaker from your backpack: "Cat has no desire to fight today, so you guys don't have to fight anymore. If you want to fight..."
You put on your sunglasses and turned on the speakers: "Let's go to the dance studio."
[Powerful Big Speaker: A favorite item of Sunflower who loves DJ. No one hates music. If there is, it must be that he/she has not met the right music yet. But now there is no need to worry, because his/her music is here. When used, it will add the "Dancing to the Music" state to the surrounding characters, and add special effects. 】
[Dancing to music: When you hear music, you will start dancing until the music ends.]
When the first note popped out, the NPCs who were originally pointing their weapons at you dropped their weapons uncontrollably and waved their hands, making neat and coordinated dance moves to the music.
"Why...why is this happening?"
"What kind of music is this? Is it the enemy's supernatural power?"
"Captain! Captain, wake up! Stop jumping!"
You stand in the middle and watch a group of burly NPCs in black dancing, and you always feel like something is missing... Oh, the spherical rotating lights that emit colorful light are missing!
The system store doesn't seem to be able to be opened, so you can only use the fun props you bought before.
[Laser Mimi Sticker: Are you still worried about the ordinary ○○? Are you still unwilling to be ordinary? Use this prop to make your life reach a different peak! No special bonus. ]
Did someone just call for the captain? Then give this to him. I believe he will be willing to contribute in the dance showdown between the two sides, right?
"Little...Little Captain, your...your breasts are glowing..."
The colorful glare that even the white shirt and black jacket couldn't block shot out from the chest of the selected NPC in the form of a ray, and from time to time it rotated and split into more beams that alternated back and forth...
For a moment, the seven-colored light made the terrified expressions on the faces of the surrounding NPCs even more obvious.
The two tigers don't seem to fit in with the current atmosphere... You twist the speaker button to switch to the next song.
"Love is like fire, love is like fire..."*
It's a bit too ambiguous for NPCs, cut one.
"I've carried guns, I've let go sheep..."*
It's too exciting. The cat man is a bit tiring for my eyes. Let's cut one.
…
The poor NPCs were being manipulated by the speakers while dancing, constantly changing their dance moves to match the music, and many of them had their eyes turned into spinning mosquito coils.
"Like that cruel angel..."
Oh, this is good, this is good! Your eyes are lit up, Cruel Angel Operation Outline, old two-dimensional, let the NPCs jump and see.
As if they had adapted to the feeling of being manipulated to dance, the NPCs gradually relaxed and danced more and more devotedly, more and more passionately, and more and more orderly...
"You guys..." Nakahara Chuuya, who had rushed over after receiving the news, was floating in the air, looking at the black/handed party dancing below, and it was rare that it fell into a downtime state, "What are you doing?"
“Oh wow! It’s Chuuya!” You stood up from the ground, jumped onto the roof, and greeted Nakahara Chuuya enthusiastically, “You’re here to play in Shin-Yokohama too.”
When you get closer, you lower your voice and quietly complain: "Dazai Osamu stole your red scarf. This time it wasn't the cat man who did it. As the big orange-headed man, you have to understand!"
Nakahara Chuuya, who was thinking and entering buffer mode, looked at you, then looked at his subordinates and enemy forces who were still dancing in unison, and frowned: "Did you make them become like this? Is this your special ability?"
"You still know me?" The red light around Nakahara Chuuya became more obvious. He said word by word, "So you are—"
"An enemy of the Port Black Hand."
You stare blankly at your friend rushing over to apply gravity to you, stare blankly at the aggravation debuff under your health bar, and blankly block the opponent's attack, causing Chuuya Nakahara to miss...
What happened? Don't you recognize the cat? You scratched your head and cast a healing spell on yourself to remove the debuff. Could it be that Rimbaud's amnesia buff was transmitted to Chuuya?
"Don't be afraid, Chuuya." You said with a serious expression, raised your hand to summon the fairy, and said righteously, "Cat Man is here to heal you!"
Try to recover ten times first. If magic doesn't work, try physical attack. Hit Nakahara Chuuya's head hard with your weapon to see if you can stimulate his brain and make him remember the cat man again.
Before the next wave of attack from Chuuya Nakahara arrived, he seemed to have received some instructions and abruptly changed the direction of the attack. Then, he covered his earphones and cursed at the commander.
"Tsk..." Nakahara Chuuya lowered his hat and smacked his lips unhappily, "The leader wants to see you... Really, why didn't you say so earlier if you're not an enemy?"
Suddenly, he thought of the people below and looked at you with a complicated expression: "Can you get them to stop?"
“Okay, it’s fine.” You jumped down, put the speaker into your backpack, then turned around and shouted to Nakahara Chuuya, “Okay, meow.”
The NPCs, who had used up a year's worth of exercise, collapsed to the ground in exhaustion.
Someone cheered: "Great, it's the Central Plains cadres. We are saved!"
Someone cried bitterly: "Mom...Mom, I don't want to be clean anymore..."
Someone consoled him: "It's okay, captain. It's just that your breasts... hahaha... you showed off for a while... no one will laugh at you... haha..."
…
Nakahara Chuuya looked at the chaotic scene, sighed, and ordered the Black Lizard Squad that arrived a little later to clean up the mess, and then held your fate by the scruff of the neck and took you to Hong Kong/Heilongjiang.
It's much faster than riding a Miri hat. You reluctantly take your eyes off Chuuya Nakahara and sigh, why can't NPCs be a kind of mount?
In this way, you can step on Weilun's back with your left foot and Nakahara Chuuya's back with your right foot, and control the NPC to fly.
Nakahara Chuuya felt a chill and shivered violently.
It was not until you arrived at the Gang/Hei and sat on the sofa in the room closest to the leader's office that you realized something was wrong: Chuuya was unfamiliar with you, so what... when did he become a leader? Aren't you the Gang/Hei leader?
So... is this the internal beta version of Yokohama, the built-in Nakahara Chuuya? You thought in horror, the fish king in the morning was also the built-in Dazai Osamu of the unknown map? !
My God, you are so heartbroken. How long will the fishermen be ruled by the lifeless fish king?
"I've finished my report, Qinghua... Tsk, the leader lets you in." Nakahara Chuuya opened the door and saw you sneakily throwing something into your cup, "What are you doing?"
He walked over quickly, snatched the cup from your hand, looked down - and saw a lively cockroach at the bottom of the cup.
"Yes... yes." You looked away with a guilty look, then said confidently, "It has grown whiskers, and it's a big one!"
"Cat gives Zhongye dates to nourish his body, cat is good." You put your hands on your hips and meow loudly, "So you can't hit the cat on the head."
Anyway, it's all for Chuuya Nakahara, whether it's the public beta or the internal beta. You twitched your ears, wondering hesitantly, if you only give Chuuya Nakahara away, will it seem like the cat man is being unfair?
At worst...
At worst, you can go back to the public beta version and give the other Zhongyuan Chuuya ten cockroach dates as compensation.