Chapter 121 First, let Dazai Osamu become the savior of Japan

121.

According to the previous NPC recycling process, the first step is to kill the red name, the second step is to revive the gray name, and the third step is to send the green name to the factory and let them generate 5 million in revenue for you.

But halfway through reading the skills, you suddenly remembered that you were brought to the beta test map of the game. There is no processing factory you love here, and these NPCs can't work as 007 to earn money.

Oh, that's okay.

The cold-blooded cat man put away the magic book, picked up the Pokémon, left the corpses on the ground, and flew away on the bird.

Catman never wastes his mana on worthless NPCs.

Back to the small dark room... no, the office of the Hong Kong/Black leader, with the light leaking from the two holes in the ceiling, you can barely make out a large pool of black Dazai Osamu still lying on the ground.

It was a close call, I almost stepped on it again.

Out of the guilt that was about to disappear, you opened the system panel and took a look. In case the person was killed by you, you can save him/her for free once.

As a result, you see a long list of debuffs under the opponent's health bar: sickness, anemia, lack of sleep...

There are so many, it’s a bit annoying to the cat man.

"Let's talk." You squatted down next to Dazai Osamu and brushed his hand with your tail. "Did you secretly increase your defense?"

Even with so many debuffs on him, his health bar can still stubbornly maintain a healthy green color... Oh, it turns out his health bar is dynamic, it just turned red and then turned green again.

The health bar is growing quite fast, a bit dazzling, not good for cats. You shook your head, took out the advanced recovery potion that players always have, raised your hand and poured it into Dazai Osamu who was lying on the ground.

The health bar stops jumping and you feel better.

"Why are you lying there without saying anything? Is it comfortable lying there?"

If you’re not sure, you can try lying down too... Oh, this carpet is softer than that one. No wonder Dazai Osamu has been lying there all the time. This guy really enjoys being comfortable.

You turned sideways and poked Dazai Osamu's hair in dissatisfaction: "Why is this dirty scarf tied around your neck? Did you steal it from Mori Ogai?"

Dazai, who had recovered half of his blood with your bottle of medicine, took a long time to calm down before answering your question: "Nothing..."

"I just broke a few ribs and couldn't move at first." He answered casually, "As for Mr. Mori... he should be lying in the sea now."

After hearing what Dazai Osamu said, you covered your chest in grief: Asking a patient with a broken bone why he doesn't move... Damn the cat.

As for Mori Owl... when you were dealing with the red names, you searched for their names on the map. It's a very healthy green dot, and its location is in an unfamiliar orphanage.

Thinking of Sen Ou's very criminal hobby, the righteous cat man touched the gray-named NPC's mobile phone and made a righteous report on the NPC who was not working in Hong Kong/Black.

Today is also a day to do good deeds, meow. You lie on the floor, wagging your tail happily. I have said it before, 007 is the ultimate blessing for NPCs.

Look at Secretary Mori. He is busy writing documents for you every day. He has no time to develop a serious hobby, nor does he have time to play catch-up with Alice. He even turned Alice into an adult just to write documents in two versions.

Unlike the Mori Owl here, whose morals are distorted and humanity is degraded to such an extent... It makes cats shudder!

the other side.

Not at all. In fact, outside the orphanage run by Sen Ou, he sneezed violently.

"Alice..." Mori Ogai, who looked no different from the old man, looked at his ability pitifully, "Am I sick? Or is Dazai talking about me?"

"Idiots don't get sick." Alice's adult form replied coldly, "The idiot Rintaro has been thrown here, who would complain about a sloppy old man?"

"Love...Alice QAQ"

"Is the dean acting coquettishly with Sister Alice?" The child holding a small ball ran over with a bright and innocent smile, "There is a policeman at the door, he said he wants to see the dean!"

He changed his hand to hold the ball, and with his soft little hand he pulled Sen Ou and ran out: "Hurry up - Dean, don't let the police wait anxiously."

"police?"

Mori Owl, not knowing what was going on, let the child pull him away.

Did something happen to Dazai? He turned around and glanced at Alice, who nodded in response and quietly left from the other side.

When he saw the uniformed detective, he put on his harmless expression again: "Ah... My name is Mori Ogai, and I'm the director of this orphanage. May I ask what brings you here?"

The young man standing behind the old policeman scanned him from head to toe with a righteous and sharp look, and then showed an expression of looking at him as a scumbag.

Noticing this young man's behavior, Sen Ouwai suddenly felt that this matter might not be what he thought...

"We received a tip from the public..." The old policeman smiled as he handcuffed Morio's wrists, "The director of this orphanage has pedophilia tendencies."

"Please come with us and cooperate with the investigation."

Sen Ou was dumbfounded: "Huh?!"

*

So why did Dazai Osamu lie to you? You scratch your head, is this a special interest between them as teacher and student?

and……

"Then why were you smiling so happily at first?"

Won't it hurt more?

You remember that the other Dazai Osamu had sensitive skin and was particularly afraid of pain. Even if he suffered an injury that could heal in three seconds, he would still go to Xiaozhu and act coquettishly, and even ask you to use your little fairy to feed him.

Closed beta and public beta... Even though you're the only one doing it, is it still considered a closed beta? Who cares? But is there such a big difference between the same NPC in two Yokohama maps?

After a while, Dazai Osamu whispered: "It hurts..."

Of course it hurts.

It hurts when a bone breaks, it hurts when an enemy hits you, and it hurts when your brain doesn’t get enough rest…

It just hurts.

It's okay.

"But it doesn't hurt as much as you think." Dazai Osamu got up from the ground, straightened his clothes, and gave you a formal smile, "Thanks to your medicine, I feel much better."

"Is this true or false?"

This guy has all his debuffs intact. Do you really feel better? You don't believe it.

After thinking about it, you think that maybe this NPC doesn't have a good enough impression of cats, so he keeps telling lies - you haven't seen whether it is good enough or not, but don't make a fuss, the cat man has his own judgment.

“If it hurts, man…” You wagged your tail, puffed out your chest and raised your head, “You can cry on the cat man’s hairless chest.”

Dazai Osamu sat still in his chair. He turned his head and continued talking to himself: "This Yokohama is different from what you know. I'll let Chuuya take you around..."

"Are you rejecting the cat?" You interrupted him rudely, narrowing your eyes, a little unhappy, "You are not allowed to reject it, because the cat man is the emperor."

You walked around the table, walked to the other side, and slammed Dazai Osamu's head into your arms - hiss, this guy's head is so hard, my chest hurts, Kurusi.

The toughest-talking cat man never admits defeat.

You pushed the struggling Dazai Osamu down again, totally ignoring the life and death of the NPC who was about to suffocate, and said affectionately: "Damn it, you can't hide the look in your eyes that wants to snuggle in the cat man's arms."

Huh? Why is there no movement? Are you so moved that you are immersed in the warmth of the cat man's embrace? You look down - oh, it turns out that there is no movement because you have fainted.

You nonchalantly threw Dazai Osamu onto the sofa next to you, considerately covered him with a small blanket, then tapped his head to act cute: sorry, cat man’s love is so suffocating.

Hey~

Dazai Osamu woke up slowly.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I always feel like... He raised his hand hesitantly, and his body felt a lot lighter?

“You’re awake, meow.” You approached and said with a big face, “Because it was too boring, I read the rehabilitation to help you get rid of the debuff.”

After thinking for a while, you gave Dazai Osamu a thumbs up and praised him sincerely: "You are the person with the most debuffs that I have ever seen. It's better than drinking the Ten-Perfect Tonic Soup."

"Oh, is that so?" Dazai smiled. "That's great."

"Oh, right." He walked to his desk as if nothing had happened and took out a book from the drawer. "This should be what you have been looking for."

"Take it." Dazai continued to smile, "If it can help you."

"Then I..." he murmured in a low voice, "also have a meaning for my existence..."

"What are you talking about, meow?"

Are you talking about the philosophy and meaning of life? I don't understand. After thinking for three seconds, you give up thinking and take out the vitality potion and pour it into Dazai Osamu's mouth.

"Don't be an emo, but you can always think about Catman silently."

After you've taken half of the medicine, you realize that... the color of the medicine seems to be wrong? You hesitate and slowly withdraw your hand, and look at the name of the medicine again - Truth or Dare version of Truth Serum.

[Truth or Dare version of truth serum: A life of always telling the truth or always telling lies is boring! If you want to add excitement to your dull life, please drink this truth serum - after taking it, you will randomly tell the truth, and it is effective for 24 hours. No special effects added. ]

It seems so... You touched your chin and thought about it. You bought it when you played a night multiplayer activity with the NPCs in Honmaru last time. The tense and exciting feeling of distinguishing whether the blade is telling the truth or a lie... fascinated the cat.

However, Hasebe was prohibited from participating in this stage.

The katana with max main control killed Yugi by saying "I will always tell the truth in front of Alluki".

"Uh... the cat accidentally gave you 100 million points of truth serum. Are you okay? Dazai Osamu." He said it on purpose, sounding a little disgusting to see how Dazai Osamu would react.

"……not good."

Dazai suddenly hugged you and buried his head in your arms. You hesitated for a moment and touched his head like you touched the NPC in Honmaru: "Uh... then you should try to get better."

You can’t come up with any other words, and all you know to comfort people is toast: kneading, rubbing, and hugging.

"There are no cats in this world." He said in a muffled voice, "Odasaku and Ango don't know me either...but——"

He raised his head suddenly, his eyes full of stubbornness: "I saved Odasaku, I allowed him to write his novel with peace of mind, this time..."

"I did a great job, didn't I?"

"Mmmmm great, you're the best."

"Eh..." Dazai Osamu complained quietly without looking up, "So perfunctory."

After another silence, he said, "I also have another book in my hand."

"If I give you this book..." He looked up at you with a worried look in his eyes, "I won't be angry, right?"

"How terrible..." Dazai Osamu sighed, "Unlike me, I would only feel sorry for the cat looking for a book."

"...It's better that you come here to hate the cat, not to have the effect of truth serum." Your stroking motion turns into tapping, "Be normal, or the cat will take off your bandages and leave you naked."

The cat is busy.

I was busy using the map to quickly search for NPCs I knew.

Xiaozhu went to the detective agency. Oh, that's good... ah? How many children did they adopt? The orphanage outside Mori Owl should be given to Xiaozhu; Xiaokou is still in the special power department? It's so late and he's still there. He really loves to work overtime. The cat is crying... I'll give him more work when he goes back; there are no personnel changes in the detective agency... eh? How did the NPC without eyebrows enter the detective agency? Oh, Oda Saku adopted him... Why did Xiaozhu adopt everything? Weird; the one who can turn into a tiger came to Hong Kong/Hei, and Gin is also here... Or is he Dazai Osamu's secretary? Damn, he actually let the cute sister be the secretary, and there is no cat!

Shibozawa Ryuhiko, it seems hard and grey... Rimbaud too... Why is Verlaine in the basement... There is not a single flag?

What happened? All your useful NPCs are gone?

Damn it, Catman’s wish to build a big factory in Yokohama was shattered.

Oh, the rat boss is still there, but not in Yokohama. You sighed, he is indeed the former former former boss, and he would be hard to kill in another world.

You have to keep trying to drive the rats out of your Yokohama permanently.

After searching, you will fully understand: the difference in the world lies in the reversal of camps.

If you want to go back to the original world, you just need to make everyone's camp reversed, for example, Ranbu becomes a gangster/evil, the president becomes a cold-blooded cat-hating killer, and Black Lizard becomes a detective.

so……

You lowered your head and looked at Dazai Osamu, who was still holding you and sucking cats, with a deep gaze.

Let Dazai Osamu be Japan's savior at the top of the government first.