Chapter 131 It's so simple

131.

To you, Hong Kong/Heilongjiang is no different from your own living room and bedroom.

So you directly broke into the room with a terrified April 1st, and amid the sirens that echoed throughout Hong Kong/Heilongjiang, you raised your hand and said hello to the people in the chief's office as if nothing had happened: "Hey, long time no see, meow."

"Hashidou Sack!" You discovered the blind spot, "Chuuya, are you under a growth-stopping curse?"

What's going on? Although Nakahara Chuuya from Yokohama next door has stopped at 1.6 meters, you see Chuuya here drinking milk every day, how is it possible that his height has not changed at all in four years?

Look at Dazai again, his height is as tall as the monkey. This is a big problem. We need to open the system panel and take a look.

Well, pretty healthy stats, no weird debuffs. You close the panel and look at Nakahara Chuuya with regret: "Sorry, Chuuya, even a cat can't save you."

The expression on Nakahara Chuuya's face changed from dull, to speechless, to angry, and then to the current forbearance: "You're so nagging!"

The joy of reunion is gone, and all he wants now is to hit you hard on the head.

The albatross, who had come to report, rolled on the ground holding his stomach with laughter.

"What strange person have you picked up again?" Nakahara Chuuya glanced at the slightly reserved April 1st Junxun, "I'm so unlucky to be picked up by you..."

"How rude, meow!" You put your hands on your hips and meowed unconvincedly, "Rounding off, Chuuya, didn't I pick you up when you were just born? The cat even put clothes on you when you were naked."

“Haha…” Nakahara Chuuya smiled, “I did put on some clothes…”

"But the clothes you put on me are women's clothes!"

Eh, is that so? You touch your chin. Oh, it turns out that the clothes you put on Chuuya are messy...

"So what? The cat gave you clothes to wear, and you're not satisfied?"

"You hit an eight-year-old on the head with a cactus!"

"If you have the guts, hit me back... I'll count it as you attacking the leader."

"How can a leader disappear for four years? You, don't you know that many people are worried about you?!"

…

"Tea, please."

After Hong Kong/Hei got back on track, Mori Ogai, who slowly retired, still served as the chief's secretary. He pushed the tea in front of April 1st Junxun and said with a smile: "Sorry, our chief has caused you trouble."

"Excuse me, what is your relationship with our leader...?"

April 1st Junxun, who was no longer a naive student, could naturally tell that the person in front of him was trying to get information. He picked up the teacup, smiled as he would in business, and said lightly, "It's delicious tea. Thank you for the hospitality."

"Haha, really? I'm glad you like it."

…

"Is that so... did I go to a parallel world?" Nakahara Chuuya thought, "The other me still joined the Gang/Black, but worked for Mackerel..."

His face wrinkled up and he smacked his lips: "I definitely did it with the intention of killing him."

"Ah..." You suddenly thought of something, rubbing the back of your head and grinning, "Hey, I brought back another Dazai as a special product... but I didn't have time to tell anyone else."

Not a big problem, right?

Nakahara Chuuya was about to refute, but then he thought that this was not happening in their world and the problem had nothing to do with them.

I can only wish my other self good luck.

"Yes, albatross."

Nakahara Chuuya looked at Albatross, who became quiet when he heard that there was no Flag Society in the other world.

"What do you want to report?"

"Yes." Putting aside the sad feelings, Albatross stood up straight and answered seriously, "The supernatural organizations and labor unions in the United States have asked for and..."

He glanced at you and continued.

"Hong Kong/Black Leader, the Neko-sama will have a meeting."

"Well, the original words were that they would talk to Chuuya." Albatross said with a smile, "They believe that Chuuya can contact the cat god."

Originally he wanted to reject it outright, but the other party was from a foreign organization, so he had to go through the process anyway.

What's more, the Cat God has disappeared for four years, and no one knows whether he will appear again - just like he appeared on Chang'an Island many years ago, ignited a miracle, and then disappeared again.

These things are no longer a secret to the Japanese. The big man who rose all the way from the mayor of Yokohama to the prime minister has no intention of hiding the existence of people with special powers and past events in order to promote the Cat God Cult. It is better to say that he has been promoting it on a large scale and even released a cat documentary about the Cat God.

The documentary is quite interesting. It would be even better if the layer of golden filter on the "Cat God" could be reduced in the later stage, and the ten layers of whitening filter could be removed without distorting the original skin color.

Come to think of it, Chuuya didn’t seem to have time to tell the Cat God about Mimic’s participation in killing rats… Albatross glanced at you, then quickly looked away. The soldier from France wanted to join the killing of rats, not for fame or money, but only to succeed as the Cat God’s security guard…

The expression on Leng Xue's face, who was appointed as the head of the security team, after hearing those words was really funny... Well, I can't laugh here anymore.

"Do you want to meet them?" After reading the documents brought by Albatross, Nakahara Chuuya turned to ask you, "There should be very few people who know that you are back now. If you want to show up, it means..."

The cat god returns to Yokohama.

Unconsciously, you sat next to April 1st, holding a cup of tea and eating and drinking. You looked up blankly: "See you?"

Anyway, I didn’t see any NPCs other than the green names, so it seems that this “foreign visitor” plot does not involve any fighting.

Although you can't skip the boring conversation, you are a little hungry now, so you can choose to skip it.

*

"So..." You swallowed the marshmallow sandwich and put your hands on the table, posing the same way as Gendo Ikari, "You mean, if you want the cat to revive your daughter in the ice coffin and cure your wife's illness, you'll give the cat 5 billion US dollars, right?"

"Yes." The man named Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald generously opened all the insurance packages on the table, revealing bundles of neatly stacked U.S. dollars. "If it's not enough, you can name your price."

"It's worth risking my entire fortune to ask a real god to save my daughter and wife."

Seeing you lost in thought, Sen Ouwai took the initiative to negotiate: "The gods don't value material possessions very much."

He smiled sweetly: "You also know that as the leader of killing mice, Lord Cat God is not short of money, let alone a miracle like bringing the dead back to life..."

"Don't you think..." Sen Ouwai tilted his head, his eyes cold, "This price is too light?"

Although in Yokohama, the miracle of resurrection is not worth much... Well, it's good for locals to know about this.

April 1st Junxun, who often deals with "transactions" and "prices", also added: "Customer, if you want something, you will lose something. If you pray for a miracle related to life, you must pay an equal price..."

"You..." he said lightly, "Can you accept the deal of exchanging your life for another's?"

In this world, people with supernatural powers are all named "Literary Masters"! April 1st kept shouting and complaining in my heart, have all the literary masters given up writing and turned to martial arts? Isn't this world too chaotic?!

Fitzgerald didn't react to what he heard, but Mori Ouai widened his eyes slightly, showing an expression of admiring talent, and once again expressed his affirmation for the high-quality labor force you have picked up.

You haven't thought about whether the price is worth it or not. Up to now, you just do whatever makes you happy when playing the game - if you are happy, you can help someone catch a longhorn beetle for free. If you are unhappy, you will remember the grudge and kill the annoying NPC repeatedly even if you have to replay the game a hundred times.

I would like to call out the rat leader. He is so hateful and difficult to kill. I have never succeeded in killing him once.

5 billion US dollars is indeed a lot of money. If you put this amount of money into reality, you can't imagine how lively and cheerful you would be... a otaku.

"It's a lot of money..."

Hearing your voice, everyone else in the room quieted down and looked at you.

"Da ga, koutou wa lu!" Your facial lines suddenly became rough and obvious, as if the whole cat style and other people were suddenly not on the same layer. "What cat men like most is to say no to self-righteous people!"

Here it comes again... Nakahara Chuuya covered his face, looking like he couldn't bear to watch it.

"Hahahaha..." Fitzgerald suddenly laughed. "It's just as the staff officer expected. As expected, money alone won't lead to success."

"Louisa."

“Yes… yes!”

Louisa Olcott, who had been sitting next to Fitzgerald, fumbled out a few paper contracts. She pushed her glasses nervously and said, "This... this is our sincerity..."

You took it and took a look: Farm Transfer Contract in XX State.

Turn the page, xx land is transferred.

Turn the page again, xx park is transferred.

"This is... all the farms, ranches, parks and forests we have been able to purchase in the United States so far." Louisa slowly tightened her hands on her knees. "Although... although, after deducing from the existing intelligence, the information the little lady gave her is this, but... but..."

"This is just a gift from the union, not part of the deal."

Tooth white... you think bitterly, isn't that too sensible? This NPC knows how to manipulate players who like farming.

“Hey, don’t tell me you’re attracted to me.” Nakahara Chuuya glared at you, “Don’t agree to it so easily. These things are all in the United States. How can we have so many people to give them to you… Wait, you don’t want to…?!”

“Hey, Chuuya, you really understand cats.” You held your face with your hands and twisted on the sofa for a while, “It’s just what you think, meow.”

"The cat can save your child in heaven and your wife in the hospital bed." You put the contract into your pocket without hesitation, "But there is one condition..."

"Send me the union."

After a pause, you added, "You pay the salary."

“Sure.” Fitzgerald answered readily, “But whether the union members will choose to stay…” He looked at you meaningfully, “It’s not for me to decide.”

"Oh, don't worry about that, meow." Once you get the union, you can reject all NPC's resignation applications with one click, hehehe...

The abilities of these NPCs in the union are perfect for building an amusement park! Look at this "Annie's Room", a real-life battle royale; look at this "Angry Grapes", a surveillance camera and amusement park security guard; look at this "Piao", a pure natural bungee jumping and flying project...

Good NPCs, all of them are good NPCs, grab them and go build an amusement park for cats with Junichiro Tanizaki!

The union members, who had no idea what their future would be like, shuddered.

After Fitzgerald signed the contract you bought from the system, other people in Hong Kong/Heilongjiang also became much more friendly towards the union.

"Excuse me... where did you get the information about the cat god?"

Apart from the local gangs in Yokohama, not many people know that the Cat God is related to the Hong Kong underworld... not to mention that they also have a prime minister who is crazy about protecting cats.

There won't be any annoying rats in Yokohama, right? Although Mori Oo didn't show it on the outside, he was already thinking whether he should go find Dazai Osamu to kill rats together.

"A Russian intelligence agent told me this." Fitzgerald sold the agent out. "He said that the Cat God has the ability to resurrect people, and that the Hong Kong/Triads in Yokohama have an unusual relationship with the Cat God..."

"At first, I was planning to storm." Fitzgerald glanced at Louisa, "But Louisa said that this battle plan would definitely fail. As long as we have hostile intentions towards the Cat God, no matter what we do, we will fail."

"Although I don't quite understand..." Fitzgerald looked at you, "But can I know the answer? If I take action, what will the cat god do?"

“Ah, what should I do…” You scratched your head, “I wonder if your special ability will allow Xiaobao to spray you with the Wheel of Death.”

"But your ability becomes stronger when you spend money, so you'll have less money when you fight, which is not good for the cat's post-war settlement."

"so……"

You flicked your tail calmly.

"The cat will freeze your account first, and then report you for tax evasion."

After a pause, you added: "If you are annoying, the cat will post your personal information on the gay dating website with pornographic content."

"Then spread rumors and post pictures, meow."

The most difficult business wars often appear in the simplest and most down-to-earth manner.

After you finish speaking, you find that everyone in the room is looking at you, with indescribable complex expressions on their faces.

"What's wrong?" you wonder. "Is there something wrong with what the cat said?"

"You..." Nakahara Chuuya gnashed his teeth, "Who did you learn this mess from? And...what kind of messed up website?"

"Just tell me if it works, meow."

You didn't respond to what Nakahara Chuuya said and looked away as if nothing had happened. Isn't it normal for an adult to know 10,086 pornographic websites?

Orangehead just likes the big surprise monster cat.