Chapter 144 Acquired New Cowherd Knowledge
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I originally wanted to give him some slack, so I didn't use Gojo Satoru's unlimited strength, and was hit in the face by Frey's heavy sword.
"Hey, wait a minute..." Gojo Satoru's eyes widened in disbelief, "How could you bear to attack this handsome guy?"
He hissed, rubbed his cheek, and said unhappily, "Ha, you are a canned man without aesthetic taste."
“…Your face is too noisy.” The cold-blooded Frey ignored Gojo Satoru’s nonsense and started a chase in the store.
"Tsk, I don't want to waste my time on you." Gojo Satoru suddenly stopped after pulling away. He raised his hand and made a shooting gesture towards Freby, "Reverse the technique——"
“Huh!”
Red light burst out from his fingertips, and Frey gripped the heavy sword tightly, taking a defensive stance.
Three seconds later, nothing happened.
"Oops~" Gojo Satoru tapped his head and acted cute, "Failed again~"
"Then——" Under the gaze of others, Gojo Satoru showed an even crazier smile, and the cursed energy slowly gathered between his hands, "The technique will be reversed——"
You keenly noticed that below Gojo Satoru's health bar, there was a progress bar reading "Skill Forward: Cang" - this indicates that the opponent is using a high-damage or large-range skill - which will cause hundreds of millions of points of loss to your store.
"Frey." You stood by and gave orders calmly like a true Pokémon trainer. "Use Interject* to interrupt his reading."
In fact, Frey could have directly used a powerful skill to knock someone out, but after hearing what you said, he still chose a skill that interrupted the reading - knocking the opponent out can be done at any time.
Gojo Satoru’s technique was suddenly stopped: “Huh?”
Then, Frey raised his heavy sword and, while Gojo Satoru was still in a daze, he unethically hit him on the back of the head with the handle of the sword.
Gojo Satoru fainted and fell to the ground.
“I win.”
Frey turned around, and the armor on his body made a metallic creaking sound. He tilted his head and looked at you, as if waiting for your compliment.
“As expected of Frey.” You gave him a thumbs up. “Great!”
It’s so cool to be a substitute.
Enjoying watching her classmates suffer, Ieiri Shoko, with a gloating look on her face, squatted down and used a reversal technique on Gojo Satoru who was lying on the ground.
Xia Yujie walked over to you and bowed to you apologetically, a little embarrassed: "I'm very sorry, boss, this is Wu's personality."
If Frey hadn't interrupted in time, the boss's store would have been destroyed by Wu, right?
Geto, who didn't know that your store has the "indestructible" attribute, sighed. Will the boss put him on the permanent blacklist?
"All the losses in the store..." Xia Yujie pulled Gojo Satoru, who had just gotten up from the ground and whose head was still buzzing, over and said calmly, "Satoru will pay tenfold."
Ye Dou, who was extremely poor and therefore very sensitive to money, suddenly lit up his eyes.
With his sharp eyes, he pointed out the damaged parts in the store, then took out a calculator and started clicking on it. Finally, he looked at the numbers displayed, nodded with satisfaction, and whispered a few words into your ear.
After listening to Yato's words, you nodded seriously, stood up and said to Geto: "Your classmate's incident has a very bad impact on my store, but--"
"Since you are my old customer, I will give you a discount. The original price is 896,452, but I will round it up to 1 million."
Ye Dou, who had originally only said a normal number, expressed his surprise at your lion's money-grabbing behavior, and shamelessly asked, "Since the boss has so much money in the bank, can he have an extra meal tonight?"
"Hey, auntie, you are just trying to steal my money, right?" Gojo Satoru grumbled in dissatisfaction, "I was the one who got beaten up."
"Of your own accord."
"Then..." Gojo Satoru came closer again, the tenor almost sticking to you without any sense of distance, he deliberately made his voice coquettish, "Boss, come and fight with me, I can pay double."
Although this tall guy looks like a beautiful long-haired Persian, you still choose to push him away coldly: "We are not familiar with each other, don't try to get close to each other, and give me the money quickly."
Just kidding, you've seen so many handsome guys since you came to this game, and Gojo Satoru is just...
Well, it is pretty good-looking. You admit that you are obsessed with looks again, so I changed to an ugly one. Now it has entered the factory to help you pay off your debts and generate income.
We need to find a way to open a factory in this instance.jpg
However... you glanced at Gojo Satoru again, and you felt that Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu were somewhat similar in some ways...
The kind that makes you want to fight back from time to time.
"Satoru, why do you want to fight the boss?" Xia Yujie was a little confused, "I have never seen the boss use a technique."
If... he kept smiling and excluded the ability to "cook cursed spirits", the boss really had not used any techniques.
Even catching cursed spirits is done simply by hacking with a heavy sword... and catching with a bug net.
"I don't know." Gojo Satoru casually fell back and sat on the chair, "But I feel..." He touched his chin and answered, "After fighting with the boss, maybe I can comprehend a new technique."
This was the feedback that the Six Eyes gave him, but Gojo Satoru couldn't explain the details clearly.
"Come to think of it..." He looked toward the hall outside, "It was very noisy there from the beginning. What happened?"
Indeed, there was a lot of noise in the front hall... ah, I remember now.
After calling Mi-chan and the others out, it seems like you haven't told them about the new dungeon and their tasks.
Now...
You walk to the front hall, hold on to the door frame, and stick your head out.
Is Mimi quarreling with your store clerk?
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"Huh?" Fushiguro Shigei crossed his arms over his chest and scanned Candelabra Mitsutada from head to toe with a critical eye. "New employee?"
"Boy."
He sat down on the chair carelessly, his hands casually resting on the back of the chair. The hormones of an adult man burst out in an instant. He lowered his voice and said meaningfully: "It's not that easy to be a clerk in this store."
Really? You looked at Fushiguro Shiji suspiciously. How come you remember that this guy had the easiest job as a clerk?
If his wife wasn't an older sister whom you liked very much, you would have fired this guy long ago - there was always only one customer in the store anyway, haha.
"You have to please the customers, be tactful, and know how to make a living under the boss. If necessary, you have to sacrifice something..."
Wait, this store clerk is asking...is he talking about your food stall?
The three high-level experts come over and help you to peel off the door frame.
"Is it the cowherd?"
"It's the cowherd."
"It's the cowherd."
Ye Dou clung to the door frame on the other side and said with certainty, "It's a professional job."
"Boss..." Xia Yujie raised his head, "Aren't you going to take care of it?"
"Auntie has her own pace and plan..." You took out some popcorn for watching a movie from your backpack and shared it with Frey and Yedou. "It means don't make any noise. I want to watch the movie."
You looked at the three senior students and raised the popcorn bucket: "Do you want some?"
"...Yes, thank you, boss."
The knife masters, who had not received any instructions yet, vaguely felt that there was something wrong with Fushiguro Shige's words, but they couldn't tell what was wrong.
However, Mitsutada Cangdaikiri, who had studied Cowherd, felt a little familiar with what Fushiguro Shigeru said.
"If we're just shop assistants..." Mahāprajñā Nagamitsu walked to the front gracefully, "We won't lose."
"If you think that working in this restaurant is just about washing dishes and serving meals, you are totally wrong."
In fact, Fushiguro Shige, who had already noticed you standing at the junction of the lobby and the back room, noticed at a glance your expression that clearly showed that you wanted to watch a show. He withdrew his gaze as if nothing had happened and continued to fool the "newcomers" who had not yet joined the company.
"If I want to bring more revenue to this store..." Fushiguro Shier leaned forward slightly, "I can't do it if I don't know how to win the hearts of female...customers."
Fushiguro Shijiro really understands... You looked at him with a little surprise, then you took out a small notebook and wrote down all his words, intending to show it to his wife.
Hehehe, it’s impossible not to complain.
Not only do you have to file a complaint, you also have to file it with the central government.jpg
Ye Dou was also recording it. He felt that learning some gigolo skills would help him in his future working life - what if one day someone from a gigolo club got to know him and was attracted by his handsome looks and invited him to work there?
The knife-wielding people who have been fooled and mistakenly thought that the shop you opened was really a gigolo parlor are anxious and helpless: What should I do? I just haven't seen you for a while, how can Aluki open a gigolo parlor?
Is it really like what Rantoshiro said, that they have no attraction at all to Alluki? !
Candakiri Mitsutada exhaled and made up his mind: "I understand!"
He walked up to Fushiguro Shier and said seriously: "Please teach us..."
"Become a gigolo who can attract the master!"
Master? You weren't in the store before, so you naturally didn't know that your new colleagues were not human beings. Fushiguro Shier raised his eyebrows and looked at you with a strange expression. Did the boss play so many tricks...
As you stuff popcorn into your mouth, you notice Fushiguro Shiji's gaze and wonder, "Mo?"
"Frey." You turned to look at Frey. "Why does Fushiguro Shier look at me in a weird way? Is his eye twitching? Or is there sand in his eye?"
"That's what older people do." Frey said calmly, "My portion is caramel flavored. Do you want some?"
"Come on."
Fushiguro Shijiro, who is very cunning, taught the knife masters how to use beauty to make customers willingly spend money on them.
“You must know how to show your charm.”
At the request of Fushiguro Shinobu, Candakiri Mitsutada and Azuki Nagamitsu were helplessly stripped of their coats and exposed to their underwear, showing off their bulging muscles.
You and Ieori Naoko whistled together at this excellent husband's feeling.
"Properly fabricating the right identity background will be a plus."
Xiaolong Jingguang, who took off his colorful armor and only wore a somewhat shabby cloak, was suddenly given the character of "he has an alcoholic father, a seriously ill mother, and a wandering boy."
Comment by Ieiri Shoko: "The tragic background coupled with the infectious smile... a heart-wrenching blow."
Mitsutada Sanekyo was given the character setting of "breaking into a burning fire to save his broken home, unfortunately being burned, but fortunately his life was not in danger, so he was able to meet the guests here."
Your comment: "Occasional imperfections can create absolute perfection. Has Fushiguro Shinobu understood this too much?"
"Everything should be done with the customer in mind... Tsk, you did a good job, kid."
Da Prajna Changguang smiled gracefully.
Fukushima Mitsutada, holding a rose, winked.
Gojo Satoru muttered to Ieiri Naoko: "This guy with white hair looks like a slick-tongued scumbag. Naoko, don't be fooled by the white-haired guy."
Xia Yujie also muttered: "The other one looks like a frivolous man, Naoko, you and the boss should be careful too."
"Thank you. I already know the scumbag white-haired man and the black-haired man."
You make an unkind hoot.
As the knife masters were learning, they were confused: Doing this or that, can they really say three sentences to make Alluki like them more?
"If you don't believe me..." Fushiguro Shiji gave a wicked smile and pointed at where you are. "You can go and try it out."
When the knife-wielding guys turned around, they saw you holding a can of Coke.
Thinking of what they had just learned, the knife spirits screamed like hot kettles: "Master... Master?! No! Were you watching all this time?!"
"Yes, yes."
You stood up and said seriously, "Come on, Auntie is ready to accept the results of your study."
After thinking for a while, you pulled the three high school students over and said seriously, "These are the judges. We will use strict standards to select the best gigolo in our store."
"Boss." Fushiguro Shigeu, who had put away all his previous momentum, became lazy again, "I won't charge you extra tuition this time, so my horse racing today..."
"Don't tell your wife, right?" You smiled and said something below freezing with your normal temperature mouth, "I won't."
Fushiguro Shigeki, who already anticipated what kind of scene he would face when he got home, scratched his hair, sat aside, and began to think about how to calm his wife down.
Looking at the three students from the technical secondary school, they quickly got into the role of judges—they even quickly made judges’ nameplates and placed them in front of themselves.
You sit in the front row, ready to see what kind of gigolo the most arrogant swordsman in Honmaru will be like.
"Let's get started."