Chapter 157 Who is the Zen Master Again?
157.
"Jay, does this scene look familiar to you?"
Gojo Satoru, who was forbidden to fight for various reasons and could only watch and cheer for you, poked Kagome Jie hesitantly and gestured with his hands: "The boss yelled something about bondage and bastard, and then rushed over to beat up Zenin Naohito."
He stroked his chin, looking distressed: "Why do I feel like I've seen this many times?"
Just as Xia Yujie opened his mouth and was about to answer that he had the same feeling, he heard Gojo Satoru analyzing the situation beside him: "Did I unlock the prophecy-related technique?"
"This is incredible. I am really amazing."
"Wu, this is just your illusion." Xia Yujie laughed, "Hasn't your brain recovered from the burnt brain yet? It's still night, you can lie down and rest for a while." It's better to dream at night.
"Jay, what do you mean?" Gojo Satoru let out a loud laugh. "Want to fight? Let's go and talk outside."
"No." Xia Yujie refused decisively, and the smile on his face became gentler. "Wu is afraid to go out alone, you can ask Fushiguro Shinji to accompany you."
"Wow, you, the evildoers, are getting more and more sophisticated."
"Hey, kid, just have a fight, don't drag a successful person like me into it." Fushiguro Shier grinned with a sense of superiority, "I am different from you little kids who are afraid of loneliness."
The two tenors were silent for a second, then they looked at each other and nodded:
"...Jie, do you understand what I mean?"
“…Satoru, I understand you.”
…
What are the three NPCs mumbling over there? You turn your head and see that the two male students from the high school are fighting with Fushiguro Shiji. The battle has turned from two distinct factions to a three-way melee.
I think it looks better than yours.
After all, starting from the 30th... er, 20th? I forgot how many times, the Zenin family stopped resisting.
In the first few callbacks, they resisted fiercely. There were two times when you failed to lock on to them and your skills were used incorrectly.
Maybe too many rewinds, NPC slow responses, and fading emotions are also a bug? It seems that this happened last time... It's okay, you are used to playing the game with bugs.
The NPCs are just like wooden stakes, and I am almost losing my passion for fighting. You sighed, but wooden stakes are wooden stakes, and wooden stakes have their own ways of playing, and you can also practice how to burst and loop skills.
Although this game doesn't require loops or bursts or how to get higher output, after all, you either kill a red name in one move or you kill a red name in one move after reloading the game...
As your thoughts wandered, you raised your heavy sword and slashed at Zenin Naoya who was trying to escape.
It was agreed that every NPC in the Zen Temple would be slashed a hundred times. Ten times less, one time less, or even zero one time less would not count as a hundred times! Whenever I got tired of fighting, I would just think of how this group of people bullied Frey... You Mogu and them would be a blast!
After chopping it a hundred times, you still feel unsatisfied, smacking your lips, you open the system panel and read the file again.
Why read the file? Of course, this group of people died here. It is very troublesome to deal with them. It is a waste if we don't put the corpses in the fields as fertilizer. It is better to go back to the file and beat them carefully. Once they are beaten, we can drag them all to use as free labor.
Some NPCs are too old and seem unable to work too hard... It doesn't matter, you can arrange them to be scarecrows in the fields.
If placed together with the bird-repellent scarecrow, they only need to stand there, but the singing and dancing bird-repellent scarecrow requires a lot of consideration.
After conquering the Zen temple, you will have labor and land all of a sudden. It’s really cool to get this wave of gold coins.
Frey came over and kindly handed you a cup of hot tea - it was made by a Zen monk who had died many times but could still crawl forward two steps after taking a kick.
"Oh, Frey, that's so thoughtful." You were not thirsty at all, but you took the tea with emotion and made a big gesture of drinking water.
Several members of the Zen temple, whose mental states were already worrying, saw you drinking tea like this, their eyes rolled up and they were directly scared: "Weird...monster..."
What kind of monster did the Zenin family attract?
Those who were not dizzy glared at the half-dead Zenin Naoya, pointed at his nose and cursed: "You are the one who caused this trouble. If it weren't for you, how could the Zenin family have provoked such a person?!"
"Ha..." Zenin Naoya sat up, leaned against the wall, and began to scan everyone indiscriminately, "Uncle Shan, you were the one who initially planned to throw the unknown creatures into the other two families, right? Well, after all, you have two daughters who hold you back, so it's normal for you to be anxious to make a contribution."
"I wasn't the one who threw those people who were converted into the experimental room... Besides, it wasn't their first time to come to the Zenin family. You put all the blame on me..." Zenin Naoya smiled sarcastically, "Isn't that a little funny?"
The others were speechless. The fundamental reason why the Great River Werewolf lost control was because of their greed - but how could the Zenin family admit such a thing?
If they could defeat you, they would simply cover up this incident and destroy all the evidence along with the shameful things.
When they came back to the surface, they were still the three families respected and feared by the world of curse.
The dog-eat-dog drama is quite exciting. It is much more interesting than the barking of dogs at the beginning of the Zen temple... The Zen temple has no male virtues.
After you finished crunching the melon seeds in your hand, you threw the shells away, brushed off the crumbs on your body, stood up and looked at Zenin Naohito: "Does the head of the Zenin family have any proof of identity? Show it to me immediately."
Zenin Naohito was silent for a long time.
Seeing this, the others quieted down, but soon, another member of the Chanyuan family jumped out to object: "Master, how can you hand over the Chanyuan family to an outsider?! And a mere woman?!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, a mere woman can knock your intestines out of your eyes and make a Chinese knot." You raised your hand and hit the person who spoke with a heavy sword, then turned around and smiled, "Or do you want your brains to come out of your ears?"
“Oh, sorry.” You took a small step back, pretending to be surprised. “I forgot you don’t have a brain, private room.”
"So..." You looked around and tilted your head, "Do you have anything else to say? It's okay. I'm not the kind of tyrant who doesn't listen to you. Don't worry."
"Think it over before you speak. A slap in the face for honest advice is like the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, which is a combination of the mouth and the butt."
The people in the Zen temple kept their heads down and no one dared to speak.
It was the first time that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru saw you like this. They didn't dare to speak loudly, so they had to put their heads close to you and whispered in a very low voice: "Geto, the boss looks very angry."
"Satoru, do you still need to look at this?" Xia Yujie kept smiling, "You should think about whether there is such a thing in the Gojo family."
I feel that the wind that is fighting for the position of the head of the three families will one day blow to the two neighboring families.
Now Gojo Satoru also fell silent.
“Hahahahaha…” Zenin Naohito suddenly burst into laughter, “Okay, if you want the position of the head of the Zenin family, then take it.”
“After all…” He looked at you and smiled meaningfully, “You also have Zenin blood in you.”
Huh? Wait a minute, if this person said anything else, you could find a reason to beat him up, but when he said this, you can't do anything about it.
"Huh?" Gojo Satoru couldn't sit still anymore, he jumped up and yelled, "What Zenin family? Even if the boss has a connection with the world of Jujutsu... it's still the Gojo family!"
Thanks to Zenoya Zeno who came to the Gojo family every day to go crazy, Gojo Satoru felt a little relieved. Now everything is fine. Zenoya Zenoya made the matter of the hollow fiancée known to the whole world of sorcery.
This is also strong evidence that you have nothing to do with the Zen monastery.
"Boy, didn't you notice?" Zenin Naohito changed his posture casually, picked up the wine glass from the table and took a sip, "The cursed spirit named Frey appeared from her shadow."
"Using shadows as a medium to control shikigami, these are the ten kinds of shadow magic that have been passed down from generation to generation in our Zenin family."
This technique sounds so familiar - hey, isn't this the skill of Fushiguro Megumi? Oh no... You looked at Fushiguro Shiori, and now you have become Fushiguro Megumi.
At some point, he was very short of money and actually thought about selling Fushiguro Megumi to the Zenin family, then stealing her back to set up a scam, but Fushiguro Shinji calmly looked away.
Gojo Satoru wanted to argue, but you stepped forward and covered his mouth, saying righteously, "Yes, yes, you are right. I am a wild Zen temple person who appeared from nowhere, so you gave me the position of the head of the family."
You are too lazy to explain. If this NPC keeps nagging you, just beat him up.
After hearing your admission, Gojo Satoru struggled even harder, his hands almost leaving afterimages - if Gojo Satoru knew sign language, he would definitely make some very dirty signs right now.
Zenin Naohito was very satisfied with the result and said that the succession ceremony for the Zenin master would take some time to prepare, and if you wish, you can stay at the Zenin home.
He also hinted that if there is someone you like, you can "use" them at will.
That's great, you unceremoniously knocked out a few scary old monastics and put them into your backpack - the New World backpack has been upgraded and can hold living things, great!
After all, cursed spirits can be considered living creatures if we round them up.
They are so sober and unworldly in their old age. Together with the bird-repelling scarecrow, they can surely launch a powerful mental attack on the birds and mice that steal the crops!
As for Zenin Naoya...
You took out the hypnosis microphone, locked onto him, and in a serious tone, began a rap without any passion and without any rhythm: "You, Zenin Naoya, the representative of male virtue, virtuous, kind and gentle, and abide by the virtues."
"You have to remember that men can only follow three steps behind women when they meet their needs. No one will want a man who lacks male virtues..."
You had almost finished your talk, and then you added, "If your brain ever switches with ○○'s, you must remove ○○ immediately."
"If you don't take the initiative, don't blame me for helping you."
Hearing this, all the men in the room shuddered and clamped their legs together.
But they just think you are threatening Zenin Naoya. After all, everyone can see his... well, personality. Thinking that you can change his personality with just a few words is just wishful thinking.
Who would have known that the next second after you put away the microphone, Zenin Naoya would become a completely different person, and his entire temperament would become that of a beautiful girl next door.
He didn't dare to look you in the face anymore, he lowered his head shyly: "I...I know..."
"My fiancée."
While others were shocked by the changes in Zenin Naoya's pupils, you were the only one who was frantically questioning:
No, man, how come you haven’t forgotten this empty fiancée yet?