Chapter 166 You will always have something to say

166.

"Eh? Challenging all the blades by yourself?" Higekiri tilted his head, "Should I say that you really deserve to be... the head of the family?"

"Hehe, because the universe is so big--" You put on a very embarrassing pose that you would never do in real life, and shouted, "Vatasi is the master!"

"And... and the master become... become an enemy?" Just imagining this question, Yasuke Hasebe wanted to take out the respirator and give himself some carbon dioxide. "No, no, no, doing something to the master..."

Yakiri Hasebe fell to his knees with tears in his eyes, hammering the ground hard with his hands.

“I can’t do that!”

"Otherwise..." The fire-stirring master Hu Ziqie started to stir up trouble again, "Master, why don't you offer some rewards? If we win..." He said with a smile, "Well... fulfill everyone's wish?"

Zhong Ren, who originally had no interest and did not want to participate, twitched his ears.

"Hey..." You drawled out your words and swung your sleeves, "Are you playing a word trap here? Are you fulfilling one wish, or fulfilling two wishes at a time?"

"I am the Son of Heaven, and it is natural for me to win." You looked at Higekiri with disdain, "Besides, shouldn't you do your best to make me happy and let me win in the end?"

"Oh, I've been seen through." Higekiri's face showed a little distress. He blinked, "Well... everyone wants the head of the family to be happy, so it doesn't matter if there is no reward."

"But..." He stared at you, "I want the reward from the master."

As the Lord's most precious treasure, you sometimes need external objects like this to prove your status, right?

"That's fine with me..." You stroked your chin, thinking, "Well, I'll grant the wish of the blade that persists until the end and is not defeated by me."

"The final reward is mine," you said calmly, "and if you lose, you will have to perform the show I designate."

"Hmm? Is the master so confident?" Higekiri pretended to be surprised, "It's not easy to defeat all the blades."

"Of course, the ultimate victorious blade..."

Ren, who was rarely excited, looked at you, your figure reflected in his golden pupils. He licked his palate, grinned, revealing a little bit of fangs, and spoke word by word.

"It must be the master's treasure."

Now, the nature of the bean-scattering activity has changed.

Almost all the blades in the Honmaru participated in this event, and those who did not participate——

Akashi Kuniyuki who has no energy; Nankai Taro Choson who wants to take this opportunity to observe the sword-giving to the dead gods rather than participate in person; Kameko Shinso who was banned from participating because everyone thought that the winner would make bad demands; Ishikiri Maru who wanted to pray for the New Year and regretted that he could not participate, and Honba said that because of his low mobility, he would only be the first to be eliminated if he participated...

The blades sat in the corridor, acting as both spectators and referees.

"To facilitate the competition, everyone will follow the current grouping activities... Then, the rule is that the blade hit by the master's beans is out."

California Tsinghua distributes special clothes to other blades.

"This is a sticky piece of clothing... Well, anyway, the owner gave it to me and said that except for beans, nothing else will stick to it."

Where did the owner find this thing that seems useful but is completely useless in normal times?

"Oh - white." Tsurumaru Kuninaga was very excited, "Will it look more like a crane if it is dipped in beans?"

"No, you will be eliminated." You interrupted Tsurumaru Kuninaga's guess coldly, "You are allowed to bring your own weapons to this competition."

"Why?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga came close to you, trying to stick to you, "If you bring a weapon, the master will lose, right?"

"Tsurumaru Kuninaga, you are a crane, not a clingy bird. Can you keep the proper social distance from others?"

After being picked up by you and thrown back into the snow, Tsurumaru Kuninaga stood up with a smile. He patted the snow off his body and winked at you: "But Tsuru is the master's blade, it's normal for him to like to stick to his master... wuwu!"

Daikurigara, who was in the same group, covered Tsurumaru Kuninaga's mouth with a sullen face under the admiring gazes of the other Blades.

"But..." Hasebe Oshikiri said worriedly, "What if the owner is hurt by the main weapon?"

"Although the master is no longer a little one..." The static naginata also panicked, "But...but I am a naginata for actual combat, and the master will get hurt...what should I do?"

"Calm down, Jinggata." Bagata Naginata spoke to comfort him, "The master is not that weak."

"Yes, that's right. I'm not weak."

You pushed up your sunglasses and took out a Gatling gun from your backpack with a smile on your face.

[Bean Gatling: A special Gatling gun for throwing beans, an accelerator for beans, a recycling station for ghosts... Let every ghost know that this is no longer the era where if you make a mistake, you will be beaten away by ○○ with a mace. No special effect bonus. ]

"A toy gun?" Having finally escaped from Daijurikara and regained his freedom of speech, Tsurumaru Kuninaga was a little curious, "Master, this toy is useless..."

"Bang--"

Before Tsurumaru Kuninaga could finish his words, a bean shot out from the muzzle of the machine gun and pierced through the pillar next to it.

He turned his head stiffly and saw the hole in the pillar, from which black smoke was coming out.

This... Tsurumaru Kuninaga took a step back subconsciously. If this hits the blade, it will die, right? !

"Dear, times have changed."

"Now, the Emperor is here."

You let out a wild laugh, raised your machine gun, and began firing at every blade in sight.

"Run away, my dear!"

*

"...We haven't found any trace of the master yet." Randoushiro, who was hiding in a high place, finished his investigation and carefully folded the leaves. "Back, how are the conditions over there?"

"The north... the north... the master is not in sight." The five tigers retreated and squeezed in. "Is it okay?"

"Hehe, we have to make use of Awataguchi's advantage in the number of blades!" Rando Shiro's eyes flashed with fire, "The winning blade in the end will definitely be our Awataguchi!"

"…Connecting to the communicator…" Bai Shanji opened his eyes, "No abnormalities were found in the south."

"I saw the master in the east! Everyone, take cover... Wait, the blade the master is holding is... Ichiki-ni!" Shinano Toushirou couldn't help but exclaim, "And... And Hakata!"

"Keep your voice down... Tsk, the first-term team was completely wiped out?" Rantoshiro's expression became serious, "It doesn't matter, we still have the Yakuin team..."

Just as the short knives were huddled together and whispering, you had already arrived under the tree - after all, with the system map open, you were able to find the blade with absolute accuracy.

Haha, lose? You laugh weirdly. It's impossible for you to lose!

"I saw you." You began to put psychological pressure on the short swords, "Why didn't Manshu Daodao say anything?"

The daggers, who had high detection and concealment values, continued to hide quietly in the trees.

You lowered your head and pretended to be lost: "Oh, it's so quiet. Auntie thought we would always have something to talk about..."

“Ran-chan…” You put a few drops of eye drops into your eyes and quickly looked up. “Has your relationship with me become so distant? Didn’t you say you like Alluki the most?”

“Could it be…” your tone turned sad, “is this all a lie?”

Hehe, although you don't take the provocation, you do take the blade. Although you can also fight directly, but you like to act, you need to play more.

"No way!" Rantoshiro couldn't hold back and stood up from the tree, "I like Alluki the most!"

It’s okay… Rantoshiro secretly gave the other blades a look, telling them to quickly move away from the exposed position while he had attracted your attention.

"Oh, really?" You smiled and raised the Gatling gun, aiming it at Randoshiro, "Then I will accept your blades without hesitation."

"Gui Xi Nei! Fu Jin come in!"

"Wait, what do you mean..."

Before Rantoshiro could even ask, beans rained down on him. He dodged twice and shouted, "Really? This is not cute. Alluki is a bad guy!"

The other knives that were hit fell to the ground like apples.

Nankai Taro Chaozun, who was in charge of recording and judging, stood on the roof, turned on the loud speaker you gave him, and began to broadcast the entire Honmaru:

"Radoshiro, out."

"Shinano Toushirou, out."

"Shirayama Yoshimitsu, out."

…

After eliminating the short sword that was very good at dodging and the katana and the naginata that were completely incapable of dodging, you hummed a song in a good mood and walked towards the next green dot: "There is no way to escape from the flowery Honmaru~"

Halfway through the walk, Yasaki Hasebe suddenly appeared in front of you. He knelt on one knee, presented his own sword, and said with his head lowered: "Master..."

"I still can't become an enemy with the Lord!"

"So..." Yakiri Hasebe smiled foolishly, "Please defeat me, and I will help you win."

"You bastard..." You said unhappily, taking out a handful of beans and throwing them at Yasaki Hasebe, "Don't underestimate the battle royale game!"

"But...but..." Yakiri Hasebe suddenly became embarrassed, holding his face and laughing strangely, "Master...Master called me beloved..."

The Master called him his beloved, the Master... the Master had him in His heart... Yakiri Hasebe raised his head and cried, clenching his fists. Sure enough, he, Yakiri Hasebe, was the Master's most trusted blade. Ah~ Master, you are really——

Kashuu Kiyomitsu, who was in the same group as Sukiri Hase, couldn't stand his expression, so he stepped forward and hit him on the head with his scabbard: "Wake up, the master called all the blade lovers."

So don't do Final Fantasy there.

Kashuu Kiyomitsu turned his head and looked at you, sighing and muttering, "Really...how come the other blades lost so quickly?"

"Do you want to fight?"

"No..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu touched the back of his head and smiled brightly, "I will take the master to find other blades. Let's go find An Ding and the others first."

Sorry, Anding. Kashuu Kiyomitsu blew on his nails and thought casually, I believe Anding would make the same decision as him if he were here, right?

…

The ultimate result of the bean-scattering activity was, of course, the destruction of the entire main maru.

"Compared to Gatling... I have no chance of counterattacking." Rikuo Shouji sighed and shook the beans in his hair. He looked at the other blades on the temporary stage and felt relieved. "Fortunately... the blade chosen by the master to perform was not me."

What is going on now is the affectionate recitation of "I Want to Be Alluki's Dog" specified by you, brought by the main control knife team.

The embarrassed Hattori recited hesitantly, covering his face and sighing from time to time, while the Hattori who had no shame at all - Kamekage Masamune who recited with a blushing face, Oshikiri Hasebe who recited with a sense of conviction and whose whole body was shining, and Ba-gata Naginata who recited with a blank expression but very seriously.

"I really want to be Alluki's dog—" Hasebe Yakiri said loudly, swinging his hands vigorously, "Because I've done it before, I want to do it again!"

"But Alluki said that he likes katana and heavy swords..." Hasebe raised his head and began to cry, "I'm crying, Alluki, I'm also a katana, why can't you like me?"

"Since I can't be Alluki's sword, can I be his dog?" Yakiri Hasebe said seriously, "Whether I'm a sword or a dog, as long as it's my master's order, I, Yakiri Hasebe, will complete it!"

…

"Sometimes I admire Hasebe." Souzo Sawamonji retracted his gaze, "You can say these words without changing your expression."

"It's still true." Yaken Toushirou pushed up his glasses, "To some extent, it's more troublesome than suppressing Hasebe in other main maru."

Their main commander, Hasebe, is a complete "severe Aluki addiction".

"Well, everyone is like this." Souzo Sawamonji lowered his head and took a sip of wine. "In the previous competitions, how many Blades were eliminated on purpose?"

"Who knows." Yagen Toushirou smiled, "But the next performance is your Sawamonji's, aren't you going to prepare?"

"This is the program designated by the general."

Sozo Sawamonji couldn't laugh anymore.

…

You received a text message from Admin Meili.

I wish you a happy new year. As an attachment, I also gave you, um, three magical girl bracelet transformation devices. Thinking of the transformation scene of Kneemaru last time... you decided to randomly draw three unlucky ones to recreate the amazing magical girl transformation scene.

Then I randomly drew a knife number and got the Samonji family.

Taiko Samonji escaped the disaster due to late implementation, and is now in the audience, excitedly watching the "Unhappy Samonji" Mitsuki coming on stage.

Souzo Sawamonji looked at the strange bow bracelet on his wrist and sighed... The worst that could happen is that he would be wearing strange clothes, right? Or maybe women's clothes?

It's just women's clothing. Not to mention that the devil would wear it, didn't Izumi-no-Mori also wear a big skirt when she played Snow White with Horikawa Kunihiro and others?

Xiaoye might become very cute...I'll ask Lu Ao Shou for a copy of the video then.

Souzo Sawamonji, who had no sense of crisis at all, pressed the gem in the middle of the bracelet together with his brothers.

Three colors of dazzling light suddenly burst out from the temporary stage.

"Dazzling Dance of Lights, Transformation of the Goddess of Fadomi!"

Amidst the music that came from nowhere, the three "unhappy" people began to pose stiffly and uncontrollably, and with the sound of special effects, they changed their clothes with one click.

Hibikimaru, who was watching this scene from the audience, was slapped by his drink: Wait, this isn't...

"Ah, it really makes me miss her..." Higekiri sighed, "It's Magical Girl Maru."

"Ahhh, Aniga, don't remember these things anymore... Also, I'm Hibikimaru, Aniga!"

After changing her clothes, she was forced to do an awkward dance, and then said the ending line after the transformation: "Let me do honey to you!"

As if to match these words, Jiang Xue Sawamonji, who was wearing a light green dress, did something that Honba would never do - wink and blow a kiss.

For a while, the sound of spraying water and coughing came one after another under the stage.

There was also a lingering fear in Ren's heart: "Fortunately, the master did not specify Guo Guang..."

After you finish watching, think for three seconds and express your final thoughts: "This transformation is so trendy."

It's so humid that you might get a bit of rheumatism.