Chapter 168 A Lower Chapter
168.
"Why are you all looking at me? It's not like I haven't seen it before."
You scratch your head, not understanding why the detective agency said nothing. You just changed your race, and your facial data is still a pre-made face that can be imported with one click. Is there any need to be so surprised?
The most that matters is that the facial lines vary from gender to gender, and can change between steel-like lines cut by a knife and silky-soft lines like noodles.
Still no one spoke.
Dazai Osamu had already hidden in a corner of the detective agency, shrinking himself into a dark mushroom, and kept muttering to the wall: "How...how could this happen? Where's the cat...why is the cat gone..."
"Haha, I knew that this other Dazai Osamu had bad intentions. This kind of Dazai Osamu will never succeed in committing suicide..."
I don't really understand the relationship between "Dazai Osamu". If you look away, only "Dazai Osamu" can use blessings as curses, right?
"Xiao Zuo." You flicked the sleeves of your yellow robe and appeared in front of Oda Sakunosuke. You lowered your head and your eyes were filled with tears. "You finally finished writing a book. Auntie is so moved——"
"As long as the cat man likes it." Oda Sakunosuke, who was not used to your height, looked up at you, "Ah... now you are not a cat man anymore."
"You can't call the cat god..." The red-haired man seemed a little confused, "What should I call?"
"Calling me Ruga is too unfamiliar, calling me auntie is too common, calling me plumber is too common, why not..." You think for a few seconds, and with a righteous voice, "Call me the Son of Heaven!"
Race, gender and height are all changeable, but the emperor status you give yourself is the only thing that is set in stone.
"Oh." Even after hearing this, Oda Sakunosuke remained calm and nodded, calling you by your new name naturally, "Hello, Emperor."
“Wait… wait a minute…” Sigma was waving his hands and feet, “This… this doesn’t make sense! Why would the store manager become… become…”
He looked away, blushed, and lowered his voice: "Turned into the appearance of a human female?"
"Why is Xiaoxi still so shy?" You turned your head and said to Oda Sakunosuke, "I thought he would be better after training in the detective club for a while."
"Well, Sigma has tried very hard." Oda Sakunosuke looked at Sigma with the kindness of an old father, "Now you can take the initiative to ask questions."
"That... that's because of Mr. Oda..." Sigma explained stutteringly, "Whenever Mr. Oda goes out, he's surrounded by a group of people for no apparent reason!"
They were all kind-looking old men and women, and although Oda Sakunosuke was not yet of that age, he was able to blend in smoothly with his own aura. As they chatted, Oda Sakunosuke took out a small notebook and began to record his inspirations.
As his partner, Sigma mustered up his courage and stepped forward, trying to "rescue" Oda Sakunosuke from the encirclement.
But the enthusiastic middle-aged and elderly people were too scary. Sigma was powerless to resist and could only leave in a hurry and complete the task alone.
Fortunately, Yokohama is the most peaceful city in Japan - after all, those who create unpeace have gone to work in factories as assembly line workers, so the mission is not dangerous.
The ones with the highest IQ and most likely to cause trouble are either eating cheap snacks, trying to slack off, seeking inspiration to tailor clothes, or working as production directors in a herring canning factory where everyone is equal and trying to escape from prison.
The detective agency is relatively tolerant of newcomers, and the tasks assigned to him are ordinary and easy-to-complete interpersonal relationship mediation types - at least when Oda Sakunosuke is present, it will be a simple mode.
Ultimately, Sigma grew through numerous missions without Oda Sakunosuke.
He went from being panicked at first, “Huh? What should I do? Mr. Oda hasn’t arrived yet?” to being calm now, “Mr. Oda is surrounded again. It doesn’t matter. This lady is a professional mistress. I’ve met her for the tenth time this month. This task will be a piece of cake.”
But--
Sigma could no longer bear it: "The mission and the cat god turning into a human woman are two completely different things! Mr. Oda, you should at least be surprised!"
What would happen if the other members of the detective agency were thrown into chaos by the natural call of "Son of Heaven"? Especially the president, who had been petrified since he found out that the cat god was no longer a cat!
You thought Yokohama NPCs were prone to getting frightened. They had this problem when you were a cat man, but you didn't expect it to be even worse now.
Xiaozuo is still stable and deserves to be your number one believer.
At this moment.
"Feel sorry--"
Zhongyuan Chuuya, who learned about your return from Guangjin Liulang, immediately put down his work and flew from Hong Kong/Heilongjiang to the detective agency with murderous intent.
At this moment, he half-knelt on the windowsill and first greeted the detectives politely: "My stupid leader has caused you trouble."
Then, he entered the room with a sly smile and started playing cat catching: The leader of the mess still knows how to come back? !
But it's so strange...
Nakahara Chuuya looked at the Global Detective Agency in confusion. What happened? Why is the atmosphere here so solemn? Where is the mackerel? Oh, it turned into a mackerel mushroom... It feels even more disgusting.
Why can't I see the leader? Nakahara Chuuya walked around every corner of the detective agency in confusion, and even turned over the cardboard boxes where the clerks piled up their miscellaneous items, trying to get a cat man.
Already gone? Nakahara Chuuya couldn't tell whether he was more angry or disappointed...
"Xiao Zuo, what is Chuuya looking for?" You have been watching Chuuya rummaging through the drawers since Chuuya Nakahara came in, your face full of confusion, "Didn't Chuuya say he was looking for me? Why is he rummaging through the trash cans and cartons?"
It's ridiculous to think that you can find people in these places. You completely forgot that when you were exploring the map, you would not miss any trash cans or boxes. You looked puzzled.
"Well, I don't know." Oda Sakunosuke answered, and after thinking for a while, he asked a new question, "Tenko, will you stay in Yokohama for a while?"
“Eh—” You scratched your head, “Maybe you won’t stay for long?”
You have an appointment with someone this afternoon, so you have to go back to Honmaru and log off.
“Wait a minute—” Nakahara Chuuya, who had been listening for a while, showed an expression of disbelief, “You… you are the leader?!”
Male becomes female, a 1.6-meter-tall cat man becomes a 2.3-meter-tall fierce woman... words like these are dancing in the cerebral cortex of Zhongyuan Chuya like a colorful barrage.
Was he dreaming? He was a little dazed. Otherwise, how could he have seen something even more terrifying than the bluefish's love of life and pursuit of vitality?
“Chuuya, have you finally realized what’s going on?” You let out a hearty laugh. “Come to think of it, Chuuya looks even younger now…”
It’s so small! When you think that the cat man is also this small... you will be more determined to become a tall and strong man. Hehehe, look up to me, NPCs.
"Pfft... The cat man is almost as tall as 1.5 Chuuya." Dazai Osamu finally calmed down and resurrected on the spot, "But..."
Dazai Osamu puts his hands together and gives you a sharp look: "Can you call me something else? I want to get closer to the beautiful cat man."
He thought sinisterly that it would be better to use a special title that was closer to him than "Dazai Osamu", who stole someone else's cat and lost it.
"Oh, you don't like the emperor? Granted!" You generously agreed to Dazai Osamu's request, "Then call me Your Majesty."
Not getting the answer he wanted, Dazai Osamu let out a very dissatisfied “Eh——”.
"...What's wrong with you, man?"
Nakahara Chuuya thought hard for a while, and finally gave up thinking, maybe this is the power of "God"? Since this power can make you look like you are now, then...
He lowered his hat, suddenly becoming a little shy.
“Hey, let me say…” Nakahara Chuuya looked away and cleared his throat, “I mean…if I believe in you…can I…”
His voice became lower and lower, and his face became redder and redder.
“Can it grow to two meters?”
"First, I don't say hello." You put on your sunglasses again, posing in a noble and cool manner, "Second, I am naturally beautiful, 30% of my height is due to hard work, and the remaining 97% is determined by nature."
Seeing Chuuya Nakahara's lost look, you comforted your acting leader: "Don't be discouraged, it's human nature to want to grow taller. As long as you persist in finding a way..."
Nakahara Chuuya laughed, already thinking of the second half of your nonsense: "You can just keep trying to find a solution, right?"
"Neither am I..." He tutted and turned his head away, "I just want to be closer to your height..."
At least, let him be as tall as Weierlaan, right? He muttered in his heart, the shepherd god, the wild god, the cat god, he can't be the only one who is always 1.6 meters tall, right?
Maybe his secondary development is also late? But if the price of secondary development is sex change... Nakahara Chuuya put all those random thoughts aside, he looked at you and said seriously: "No matter what you become, I..."
He took a deep breath.
"We will always be your family."
Nakahara Chuuya took off his hat, knelt on one knee in front of you, and said respectfully:
"Welcome home, Chief."
*
In the Honmaru you left, the sword masters are working overtime to clear the place.
"Hmm?" After taking out a lot of cartons from the warehouse, Ratoshiro turned to look at Kasen Kanesada, "Hey, Kasen, what are these?"
"These?" Kasen Kanesada came over and opened the box. After seeing the things inside, he showed a nostalgic look, "Ah, these are clothes prepared for the very young master."
"I never thought that in the blink of an eye..." He looked out the window and sighed, "The master has grown up so much."
These super cute little skirts have no chance to appear at all. Damn! Can the owner go back to the past, when the little ball was super cute?
Although the owner of that age is a bit too lively...
"The master is also a woman now." Kashuu Kiyomitsu stopped sweeping and put his head on the broom. "If you want to dress up the master, that's okay, right?"
"But the master has short hair." Rantoshiro said with some regret, "I can't braid the master's hair."
"We can start with small accessories." Upon hearing this topic, Cangdaikiri Mitsutada joined in, "The current master is more suitable for handsome outfits, right? Leave the handsomeness to me... Can I say that?"
Even if all the trouble is useless in the end...but if we can get you to change out of that yellow robe and wear the clothes they prepared for you, it will be a great victory!
When they thought of that possibility, the Blades became full of fighting spirit.
"How about a kimono?" Rantoshiro suggested excitedly, "How about a gift for the master's tenth anniversary of becoming a judge?"
"Oh——" Kasen Kanesada imagined what you would look like in a kimono and exclaimed, "This is really elegant."
"What color should I choose for the main body? Should it match the owner's current appearance?"
"Will the master change again in the future? Ah, then should I prepare a few more sets? It would be a pity if I could only wear them once..."
While Ji Ren was discussing, a loud noise suddenly came from outside the house.
"What happened?" Kasen Kanesada stood up and walked to the window. "What a loud noise."
"Maybe Mr. Tsuru and Catfish Tail were setting off fireworks." Candelaikiri Mitsutada smiled helplessly, "They dug it out from the warehouse... Um, firecrackers? I think that's what it's called?"
"Don't worry about them." California Qingguang muttered, "It's not like the master has come back..."
"That's true."
…
the other side.
"Hmm...Did Jiro kick something?" The drunk Nihonhao looked up, "Hmm...It can't be anything...important here, right?"
There was nothing at the place where they set out except for the time-space converter.
If the time-space converter gets kicked, then so be it. It's impossible that the converter in Honmaru will be broken after being kicked, right?
"Ah... I don't know." Jiro Tachi hooked Taro Tachi's shoulders and took another sip of wine. "Aren't we going to... get some more wine?"
"Tonight!" Jiro Tachi threw the empty bottle aside and said with a grin, "If you don't get drunk... burp... you won't come back!"
The drunkards all said in unison: "Oh——"
A few minutes later, Yingwan, who had poor night vision, accidentally stepped on a wine bottle while passing by this place, and with a thud, he hit the time-space converter.
"Hey, Hotaru!" Aizen Kunitoshi ran over, worried, "Are you okay?"
"Hiss... It's okay." Yingwan rubbed his butt, "It seems like I stepped on something round."
"Is this it?" Aizen Kunitoshi picked up the bottle, "Ah, it must have been left by someone else, really... Is it really okay? Hotaru."
"It's okay. I have a large sword, so it has a very high defense."
…
The two left, talking and laughing.
Wu Ren was concerned that the time-space converter, which had been hit twice by the Odachi, emitted a crackling sound, and black smoke slowly emerged from the cracked gap.
The political personnel who detected the abnormality of the time-space converter said: "Huh? The converter is broken? But the maintenance department has already gone off work..."
"Forget it, I'll report it tomorrow."