Chapter 180 Yes, I love games so much

180.

"Well, I'm telling you two..."

You shook your legs hard, trying to shake off Hasebe Oshikiri who was hugging your thighs and crying, and Kamehameha Shinzo who was rubbing his face against yours with a lewd look on his face.

But shaking my legs has absolutely no effect!

Didn't you just run too fast when you were looking for the cursed spirit in the grove, leaving the knife spirit behind, and then you forgot all about the blades because you were so obsessed with finding the treasure chest that you didn't find? As for why he rushed over to you and clung to your legs and cried when you saw each other again? Aren't you afraid that the cursed spirit would run away and the treasure chest would be gone, so you would miss the CD of the fish king when fishing?

Really, who is this knife expert? He is not as mature, steady, gentle and reliable as you.

"Don't you think you have played too many roles in this world? Come back to Honmaru as soon as you know I am fine... I order you to let go in the name of the Emperor of Honmaru!"

The egg-drop-eyed version of Anqi Hasebe, who was totally not listening, continued to cry: "Ah... Alluki... I... I actually lost Alluki... Ugh... With a knife like mys... With a knife like mys, I should jump to clear the pool... Alluki... Ugh... Alluki is gone with me... You must remember to take care of yourself..."

Turtle Armor Zhenzong, who was listening completely, hugged your legs tighter: "Is this a new play? Huhu——I'm excited~ But without the dog Xiu Jinsama by my side, there is no way for the blade to feel loved."

"So..." Guijia Zhenzong began to pull at his collar and twist his body, "Please tie me up tightly, Dog Xiu Jin Sama~ It would be best if you tie me to Dog Xiu Jin Sama, ah~ I can feel... deep love~"

I really want to kick these two blades apart... but one cannot be kicked away at all, and the other... You look down at the smiling Turtle Armor Zhenzong and give up the action of kicking the blades.

You were afraid of kicking him, but ended up giving him a kick instead.

After being treated by Nagisa Nozomi, she has woken up and is now sitting under a tree with a cup of hot tea. Seeing this, Nagisa Nozomi nudged Fushiguro Megumi with her elbow and said, "So our aunt likes this..."

"Ah, no, the boss doesn't like it, they are..."

Fushiguro Megumi opened his mouth, trying to explain that your relationship with the God of Death is purely a master-servant relationship, and the God of Death's relationship with you is also purely...

At this moment, he suddenly thought of the free Senko Muramasa who could be stripped naked in the store without paying attention, the Rantoshiro who made violent remarks from time to time, and the Sasakawa who accidentally opened up the masculine realm...

He gradually became hesitant, and after a moment of silence, he chose to describe it with the words that Fushiguro Shinji once said: "...it is a pure relationship between the emperor and the cold palace."

An emperor who does all kinds of evil and is not necessarily ambitious but definitely not in love, and a group of beauties in the harem who stick to him every day but get no feedback, just like they are in the cold palace.

Kugizaki No Rose who didn't understand:?

"No matter what..." There were little stars of admiration in Norose Kugizaki's eyes, "Our aunt is so cool..."

"So this kind of man who likes to play letter games is not worthy of her. If it really doesn't work, she can push Gojo Satoru or Geto Suguru to the top." She said reluctantly, "At least he's still pretty."

"Teacher Geto...you treat your boss like your aunt, and Teacher Gojo..." Fushiguro Megumi looked as if she wanted to say something but stopped herself from saying it: "...Everyone in the world of sorcery knows that they are related." People who are not in the sorcery circle know that they are not.

"Tsk." Nagizaki No Rose tutted in dissatisfaction, "Your Excellency is so useless!"

While the students over there are still discussing the relationship between the Shinsengumi and the blades, you are trying hard to convince Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi to pick up his sense of responsibility as a civil servant - meaning, to quickly bring back to the Honmaru all the blades that are interfering with your fun, no, interfering with your mission.

"You have seen this guy. He can run and jump and eat three cursed spirits. Go back. I will remember to visit Honmaru often." I will remember it next time.

Too many male blades will affect your exploration speed.

"Oh?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi thought for a moment, "So the master wants us to leave?"

"Yes, yes."

"I understand." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi gave a government blade smile, "So I refuse."

"Huh? Why?!"

"What kind of sword doesn't follow its master?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi answered as a matter of course, "I am your sword, so I will naturally follow you...ah, do you want to send the other blades away? That's no problem."

You opened your mouth, and finally patted the other person on the shoulder and said sincerely: "...Nagayoshi, you are really a good colleague of the heartbroken Honmaru."

"Lord...will you send us away?"

I don't know what nerve of Hasebe was touched, but in an instant, his entire blade turned gray and white. He opened his mouth dully and spit out a ball of sword spirit.

The truly kindhearted Yamaubakiri Kunihiro caught the soul that was about to fly away in time and stuffed it back to Yakiri Hasebe.

Basagakure Naginata, who had been silent the whole time, now showed a sad dog's expression: "To ensure the safety of the master, I must stay by his side... Is that not possible?"

"...I just asked you to return to Honmaru. Don't try to arouse my nonexistent conscience."

"Let's not talk about the rest for now." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi sighed, "Don't keep disappearing in front of us."

"Hmm..." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro nodded and said in the most tactful tone possible, "Master...even when he grows up, he still has the attribute of giving up." He was not very friendly to the blade.

Damn it, why hasn't this matter been resolved yet?

You sighed, crossed your arms, and said righteously, "You can't keep up with me, so how can you blame me for running too fast and accuse me of leaving you behind?"

"It's obvious that you are too slow to move and got lost. Do you know how hard it is for me to find you one by one? Reflect on yourselves, and the meeting is adjourned!"

After breaking up the "account", Gojo Satoru came in and saw that the group of Fukujin actually began to reflect on themselves. He sneaked up to Geto's ear and whispered, "Boss, are you PUAing the employees?"

You have poor hearing but your system panel is very sensitive. You turned your head and accurately captured the white badminton. You said innocently: "How can something that is consensual be called PUA?"

You said calmly, "Besides, PUA, P stands for protection, U stands for understanding, and A stands for companionship. I PUA them, and they should feel satisfied."

"Let's take a step back and say that I definitely like them. Otherwise, why would I only PUA them and not PUA others?"

Gojo Satoru, his brain began to slow down.

"Besides..." You looked at the knife-wielding people who started a blizzard when they were told they liked it, and your tone became even more innocent, "If everyone hadn't been getting lost all the time, I wouldn't have met Hasebe, right, Hasebe?"

Hasebe recalled the scene of your first meeting. At that time, he was still waiting for the knife that the judge loved to eat as a meal replacement, and you were still a small and cute little girl, leaving your family behind to run around everywhere, and ended up running into the fat girl in front of him...

Recalling the past, Hasebe was moved and shed tears again: "Ah, yes, that's why I met the Lord..."

"I understand, Alluki!" Yakiri Hasebe clenched his fists, a burning desire behind him, "I will train hard, work hard to improve my mobility, and never get lost again!"

"Look." You turned your head and shrugged at Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, "It's all their fault, and they did it voluntarily."

So you have zero problems!

*

The two schools of spellcasting begin to deal with the aftermath of the combined invasion of spellcasters and cursed spirits.

Yoshino Junpei, who looked guilty but refused to say anything and remained silent, told Kokichi everything he knew.

The cursed spirits and cursers present this time were not the masterminds. The people who had been directing the whole thing from behind and were familiar with the world of curses never showed up from beginning to end.

He and Kokichi agreed to join them in order to heal their bodies, but he did not really surrender to the enemy, and he had a backup plan. As for what it was, he did not say it, and no one else asked.

"I just want to use my body to reach out to you all," he said. "... Thank you."

Kenki Kamo walked over and tapped his shoulder: "You bastard..."

Miwa Kasumi wiped her tears and smiled, "That's great, I knew it..."

"...Don't blame the people over there." Yukichi glanced at Yoshino Junpei and bowed to An Utahime, "His mother is still in the hands of those people."

"I understand. I will discuss these matters with the principal of Leyan Temple..."

An Geji glanced at Leyan Temple behind her. He was still standing behind her with a masculine manner. When he noticed her gaze, he lowered his head in panic and whispered, "For matters like this, women should make the decision, and we little men should just listen."

How horrible! Angeji shuddered violently. It was horrible to see the always conservative principal of Leyan Temple become like this!

But don’t say it… Angeki, who had just tasted power for the first time, stroked the corner of her clothes, thinking a little awkwardly in her heart, it’s… it’s quite pleasant.

"Ahem... I'll go talk to the principal of the technical high school." Seeing Yukichi's nervous expression, Iori Utahime comforted him, "Don't worry too much, the teacher will do his best to help you!"

"No... that's right." Kasumi Miwa came over, "If they want to punish Kikaimaru... then I... I... I will stand on Kikaimaru's side!"

"Miwa..." Kokichi blushed, looked away in panic, and whispered, "Thank you, and... I'm sorry."

Nishimiya Momo, who was standing behind, heard this and said in a teasing tone: "Oh——"

Now Sanlun Xia's face also turned red.

…

"My dear friend!" Aoi Toudou, whose upper body was still naked, reached out and held the hand of Yuji Itadori who had just woken up, "You're finally awake!"

"Hmm... my stomach hurts... eh? It doesn't hurt anymore?" Yuji Itadori sat up from the ground, "Toudou? Ah... Teacher Nozomi."

"Hey." Holding the lollipop you gave her, Ieiri Naoko raised her hand and said hello, "It's a pity that I can't dissect you this time."

After being briefed on the current situation by Kugizaki No Rose, Yuji Itadori said "Oh". He looked at Junpei Yoshino with no anger or resentment in his eyes: "Junpei..."

"Don't forgive me..." Yoshino Junpei, who was tied up by the troublesome high school students because he was unwilling to provide information, turned his head away, "I did it on purpose, including agreeing to join the Jujutsu High School."

"Ah..." Yuji Itadori touched his head and said as a matter of course, "Of course I won't forgive you now. I will wait until I rescue your aunt and let you watch "Earthworm 3" ten times by yourself before I will consider this matter."

"Hmm..." After thinking for a few seconds, Nagizaki Norose said, "Then I want to eat the most expensive sushi...ah, why don't we invite everyone to Disneyland?"

"Only Nagizaki would you like to go..."

"Salmon salmon."

"Oh, Disney? Can pandas go there, too?"

…

Yoshino Junpei was stunned for a while. He looked at the man who cursed Gao, and tears flowed uncontrollably. So he laughed and cried at the same time: "...Isn't it too much to watch the extremely boring "Earthworm Man 3" ten times?"

Yoshino Junpei didn't know much more than Yukichi. The only thing he knew was that there was more than one real special cursed spirit around the mastermind.

"Now all the clues are gone?" Nagizaki Norose scratched her hair irritably. She looked around and suddenly asked, "Where's Maki-sister?"

“Maki…” The panda scratched its belly and pointed at where you were, “Since waking up, it has been sticking to that weirdo over there.”

"The way that person looks at the panda is so scary..." The panda shuddered, "It feels like if I get close to him, all my hair will fall off."

You were communicating with the sisters in the Zen temple when you sneezed violently.

Yakiri Hasebe stepped forward with concern: "Master, are you cold? Yakuken, hurry up, the master has a cold, we need to find a way to cure her."

"…The general is not sick, you are overly concerned." Yaken Toushirou sighed, "The one who needs medicine may be you."

"Great! The Lord is not sick."

Ignoring the NPCs who can put on a show with just one blade, and who can keep the stage going from morning till night with six blades, you looked at the Zenin sisters, wondering, "So you want me to go back to the Zenin family? Because Zenin Naoya is too crazy?"

"Master, although Zenin Naoya has indeed changed a lot, and the status of women in the Zenin family has also changed." Zenin Maki pushed up her glasses and answered calmly, "but other people have not changed, so in places that Zenin Naoya can't see, everyone's situation is more difficult than before."

"Aren't they in my field?" How come the scarecrows in your field can crawl out of the ground and walk independently?

"Because you, the head of the family, have been away all the time." Shinji Zenin said with a hint of coquettishness, but her words were not cute at all. "That group of old men have crawled out of the ground. Zenin Naoya only wants to find you, the head of the family. You used to care about them, but now you don't... You are a completely unreliable man. You should remove him from your position as your fiancé."

"fiancé?!"

The knife-wielding masters who caught the key words stood up.

"Eh? Don't you know?" Zenin Shinji looked at the knife-wielding people in surprise, "I thought you were all Zenin Naoya's rivals in love... So you're not?"

"This lady." Yagen Toshiro looked at the Zenin sisters, "Can you tell me in detail about the general's fiancé?"

…

While your brain was still translating and processing the situation of the Zenin family, the sword spirit had already talked to the Zenin sisters - specifically, the slander and condemnation of Zenin Naoya. Although the sword spirit had never met the other party, it would not hinder them from launching a crusade against the "fiancé of the inexplicable judge" on the grounds that "this person is not worthy of our Alluki from head to toe."

So... you think about it, the current Zen temple is still terribly feudal, do you need to break the feudal superstition again? It turns out that this is a repeatable task...

But if you want to explore unknown areas at the other two hotels, you can put the Zen temple hotel aside.

Also, is this matter with my fiancé not over yet? Why is this pig so persistent?!

"Hey, boss." After gathering the intelligence, Gojo Satoru came over and said in a very cheesy tone, "The real person is in your hands, right? Can you take it out so that Jay and I can ask a few questions?"

He took out a black card and snorted, "Do you want it? Boss, as long as you agree, all of these are yours."

You took a few steps back, keeping a distance from Gojo Satoru: "I declined. Besides, you look a little too greasy. You are no longer a 17 or 18-year-old tenor. Can you pay attention to your image and keep a clean appearance?"

"Eh? Oil? The super popular Gojo Sensei?!" Gojo Satoru was not giving up, "Boss, take a good look, I'm super clean!"

"...Satoru, when did you take my card?" Xia Yujie took back the black card from Gojo Satoru in silence, "Use your own to bribe the boss."

"You're so stingy, boss. Look, Jay doesn't even want to spend money on you." Gojo Satoru took out his card again and howled twice in a pretentious manner, "Unlike me~ I only spend money on you~"

"…I'm going to call Frey."

"...Boss, let's talk about the special grade cursed spirits."

After listening to Gojo Satoru and Geto's speculations, you suddenly realized: "Students can't ask questions there, so you want to ask the cursed spirit directly, right? Then what about the people I threw to you before? Did you find out who removed the cursed spirit?"

The two people who were asked the question looked at each other and then looked away.

Gojo Satoru tapped his head and said to you in a cute way: "Oops, I forgot, eh~"

walk slowly.

"That real person... I can't produce it." You waved your hands to refuse.

"Why, boss?" Xia Yujie couldn't help asking, "Is it already made into food? Then can I buy it?"

See if he can absorb new curse spirits by eating it, and thus save the real person.

"It's not a question of food or not..." You hesitated for a few seconds, looked at the two people, and then said, "You know the characteristics of the giant river vulture, which is to transform living things into giant river vultures, right?"

The two nodded frantically: They couldn't forget this concept killer even if they wanted to!

"Then my aunt discovered that this real person's active skill is to turn living things into cursed spirits." You raised your finger, looking serious, "At this time, who wouldn't be curious about what would happen if these two were put together?"

No one would be curious... Xia Yujie wanted to shout like this, who would be curious about what would happen if two nuclear weapons were put together? Wouldn't the world be destroyed if the two of them exploded together?

"So..." You touched the headgear and chuckled twice, "Auntie put them together."

The special cursed spirit encountered a large river vulpes on the road and struggled to escape with all his might, but was ultimately defeated and assimilated into the large river vulpes.

"Finally..." You took out a white river vulture with many seams on its body from your backpack, "Auntie got a river vulture that can create a river vulture curse!"

The Great River Vulture Curse Spirit can also continue to convert other creatures into Great River Vulture Curse Spirits, which is much more valuable than ordinary Great River Vultures!

"Auntie announces that the ultimate winner is the river vulpes!" You hold up the real river vulpes and lower your voice, "The river vulpes will never cry!"

Two people who were already ten meters away from you gave you a round of applause: "Oh, that's awesome, awesome."

Xia Yujie gave Gojo Satoru a look: Since the real person is useless here, they should go interrogate the curser.

They don't want the two magic schools to turn into the Great River Werewolf School of Curse Spirits in the blink of an eye.

*

You squatted next to the baseball field, holding a coconut juice and watching the students from two schools play baseball with relish.

"If we can't have a regular exchange match, then let's have an unconventional match." The leader Gojo Satoru said, "Youth, passion, and sports! Isn't this what baseball is when all these are combined?"

"Captain Yemo, you should also take care of Gojo Satoru."

"……Feel sorry."

"Boss, are you interested in baseball?" Xia Yujie asked curiously when he saw you following him. "Come to think of it... We have known each other for such a long time, but we still don't know what the boss likes."

After a pause, he added: "Everything except the cursed spirit and your shop."

“Baseball?” You giggled. “I don’t understand at all!”

“But is it something you like?” You stop eating and think, “If I must say…”

"Let's play games." You calmly sipped your coconut water. "After all, my ideal in life is to stay in a room full of games and be a game nerd who can just eat and wait for death for the rest of my life."

Unfortunately, this is impossible in reality, and it is also impossible in a holographic game. You bite the straw, your face is full of pain, it hurts, it hurts so much, is there anyone who can understand a game nerd?

"Ha ha……"

Geto Xiayou didn't take what you said seriously. After all, he had known you for such a long time and he had never seen you playing games, let alone being addicted to games and becoming a game nerd.

But he doesn't care about your random read replies, he's used to it anyway.

"We've known each other for so long..." Gojo Satoru, who had joined in the fun, came over with Ieiri Naoko. He hooked his arm around Geto's neck and said to you with a grin, "We don't even know the boss's name yet."

Pretending not to eavesdrop, the few ruthless people who had actually been eavesdropping pricked up their ears.

"Oh, the name."

Are you here yet? I have been in this dungeon for so long, is it finally time to introduce myself? This part is coming too late, isn't it?

"Then you better listen carefully." You put the coconut shell on the ground, stood up and cleared your throat. "Auntie is an intern who has been training at a fish slaughter shop for two and a half years, the owner of a Tokyo super annoying shop iron T firefighting, a super eccentric big Ruga girl with a small eye in her left eye and a snobbish eye in her right eye——"

"AAA food stall plumber!"

The students who were playing baseball stopped.

Kugizaki No Rose couldn't help but complain: "What kind of name is this?"

"Girl, you are still young, you don't understand the value of 3A." You turned around with your hands behind your back, looking up and sighing, "I hope you will never understand the meaning of this sentence."

"Hey, Gojo-sensei has a question!" Gojo Satoru raised his hand and shouted, "So what does this mean, boss?"

"A is the first letter of the alphabet," you patiently explained to the others, "In some games that only have international servers, the friend list is sorted in alphabetical order, and A is always the first one."

“Three A’s…” You smiled crookedly—although no one could see it, “It means that Auntie is the best of the best among the best middle schools. Auntie is simply terrifying!”

"The reason for the food is because the barbecue is really delicious."

"The plumber is even more amazing." You put your hands behind your back and turned around a few times. "The strongest plumber, Mao, can eat mushrooms to grow bigger and smaller, get into green pipes, fight purple piranha plants, and save the princess!"

"I named it this in memory of the best plumber!"

The simplest reason is that this is the first standalone game you completed on your own.

"So..." You looked at everyone, pretending to be profound, "Do you understand now?"

When everyone else shook their heads, only Geto looked at you thoughtfully: "I understand..."

"So, Boss, you..."

He had a complicated expression.

“I really like playing games.”