Chapter 19 Everyone Likes to Set Flags

"Eh? You caught Lord Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi from the toilet?!"

As soon as Kitsunesuke finished reminiscing with his familiar fox and walked out of the door, he was urgently summoned by the current affairs staff. After hearing the whole story, he only noticed one thing: "Shintosama!! Was there someone using the toilet inside when you went in? Ahh ...

Tsk, what a nuisance! It's just a king fish. What's the big deal? You carry your fishing rod and continue negotiating with the staff as if nothing has happened: "Can't these two blades come to my house with the Yamaubakiri?"

Ichimonji Norimune and Nanquan Ichimonji, who witnessed the whole process, were also called over. They are now surrounding Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, curiously studying your crow bait.

"It won't make a difference if they come a day earlier, right?" After thinking about it, you make a decision that goes against your instinct as a player. "If they come, I don't have to explore current affairs today."

"Besides, I'm Xiao Fei, can't Shi Zheng just give me the knife?"

"Haha." The staff member kept smiling, "Master Judge, this is the rule."

"Also, I hope you can solve the problem of Lord Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi as soon as possible."

What I mean is, don’t even think about going shopping today and go back quickly.

The current affairs staff are practicing Tai Chi with you here, while the current affairs swordsman is watching the excitement over there.

"After you were pulled up, Yamaubakiri, we went upstairs but couldn't find you, meow." Nanquan Ichimonji, who was squatting on the ground, gestured with his hands, "And that black hole has become so big... meow."

"Yes, I thought you were eaten." Ichimonji Norimune started fishing for the cat with a cat toy stick that he got from nowhere. "Is that right? Kitty."

"I told you it's not a cat!" Nanquan Ichimonji couldn't help but grab the cat toy with his hand, "Don't use the cat toy! Meow!"

"How does it feel to be caught by the Judge?" Ichimonji Norimune looked at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi and opened his folding fan with a smile, "Old man, I'm very curious~"

"You want to be caught too?"

You were so tired from talking to the staff that you passed by and happened to hear Ichimonji Norimune's words.

You are a little distressed: "Maybe it won't work."

You don’t quite understand how the special effect of automatic fishing is triggered. If it can only be triggered in a special fishing ground, you have to find a way to go fishing in the current political toilet every day.

This is too much of a lack of freedom!

You still have to finish the main mission early and make the current affairs your own. You can teleport wherever you want, explore wherever you want, and fish wherever you want.

In order to prevent your own blade from being frustrated in the future, you took out a few bags of biscuits from your backpack and enthusiastically stuffed a bag into the government blade.

"Although I can't catch you as my blade, this is definitely not Xiaofei's problem. You should reflect on why you can't be the fish in Xiaofei's fishing ground."

"If it's really not possible..." You think for three seconds, "If it's really not possible, you can lie down in the sink and let me fish for you."

You can try to reason with the crow bait and let it identify the Ichimonji as a fish.

"Haha... shouldn't we say it's a good thing that the Lord Judge isn't fishing in the toilet?" Ichimonji Norimune couldn't hold back his smile. "But I'm an old man now, and I can't stand this kind of torture. I'll leave this special treatment to the younger blades."

Hearing this, you looked away a little guiltily.

In fact, the system also determined that the squat toilet closest to the sink can be used for fishing...

You also want to see how the sword man was fished out of the pit by you. After all, the devil can pass through the toilet, so what's wrong with catching a knife in the squat toilet?

The problem is that every time you go fishing, the by-products will end up in the kitchen, where you'll cook them into dishes and share them with the swordsmen in Honmaru.

Previously, I fished in the pond in Honmaru to practice fishing. If you were fishing in the toilet this time... you wouldn't care where the raw materials came from or how they appeared, but the amount of Tamagane in Honmaru is about to exceed the limit.

It’s better to be nice to your own blade.

"Look at your expression..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi had a bad feeling, "You didn't plan this from the beginning, did you?"

"Can choosing a fishing spot be called planning?" You argued, "In the end, I didn't choose the toilet."

"You still want to choose the squat toilet?! You..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi didn't know what he was thinking, his face turned very ugly, he covered his mouth and pushed Ichimonji Norimune away, "Sorry, please make way..."

You were holding the fishing rod in the back, watching Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi leaning against the wall and chewing on the jade steel. You jumped up and down to comfort him: "He's not dead. Isn't that right? And the cleaning staff did a good job. I pushed the door open and looked inside. It's very clean..."

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's voice became even louder.

"Tomorrow... the Honmaru we are going to is... is it of this style?" Nanquan Ichimonji was stunned, "Is it too late to refuse the mission now... meow."

"Yamaubakiri-dono is really..." Ichimonji Norimune silently looked away, "pitiful."

The two government officials who don’t know you well thought at the same time:

After the inspection is over, I will refuse the assignment to Honmaru.

*

You held Kitsunesuke in your arms and returned to Honmaru with Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi.

Although the progress of this current affairs exploration is in the single digits, you have obtained a full-level knife!

You were in such a good mood that you didn't notice that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's expression suddenly turned dull after he entered the Honmaru.

Now that we are a family, the crow bait loosens its mouth and becomes an ordinary fish bait with an abstract style again. You put the fishing rod back into your backpack and look at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi in confusion: "What's wrong? What's that expression?"

"Why..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi covered his face helplessly, "Why did I become your sword?"

As soon as he entered the Honmaru, he felt the extremely strong presence of the contract. If his memory was not flawless, he would have almost thought that he was the sword of this Honmaru from the beginning.

"Because, because..." You think about how to explain, but then you think, why bother explaining the game mechanics to the NPCs? They won't understand anyway, so you justify it, "Because my Honmaru is very advanced, a fully intelligent all-in-one machine that automatically signs contracts."

"Besides, you and Shi Zheng never asked me."

Now that things have come to this, I can only accept it... What a shame!

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi turned around and wanted to return to current affairs, only to find that Kitsunesuke had already rebelled.

Kitsunesuke, who was squatting beside him, looked up at the sky, the ground and the flowers, pretending not to see him: "Ah, I really want to eat the flower cakes made by the Judge. Flower cakes are my favorite."

Since you actually brought back a Tsurumaru Kuninaga from 5-1, Kitsunesuke was able to accept your bringing back a blade very well. This time you just brought back a government blade. The follow-up may be a bit troublesome...

But so what? Its judge is powerful and versatile. He only has one Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi. If he has ten more, the judge will not be burdened!

Even without opening the system, you can sense the ups and downs of the opponent's mood. If you could visualize the mood, the ups and downs would be like a thunderstorm.

"We are very particular about democracy, but this automatic contract cannot be changed in a short time. Let's put it this way, you stay for a few days to get used to it, and I will study this matter. When I know how to cancel the contract, if you still want to leave, then go ahead." You patted Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's thigh and began to draw a big cake skillfully, "Don't worry, we are professional judges and will never force any sword."

Unless you can't help it.

Sorry, you can't help yourself when you see a knife you don't have.

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi was comforted.

A new government sword will arrive tomorrow. No matter how bizarre the contract is, the current politics should be able to solve it. Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi began to comfort himself, saying that he was only staying in Honmaru for one night. Wasn't he ready to return to the current politics after joining Ichimonji from the beginning?

What could possibly go wrong in just one night?

"Where's my room?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi regained his rhythm as a government inspector. "Let me make it clear first, I will not share a room with a fake person, or even one nearby."

Who is this? Do you have this knife?

After thinking about the names of all the existing swords in Honmaru, you conclude that there is no fake man in Honmaru.

Let's put the Yamaubakiri in one room! They will surely be moved to death when brothers meet.

“Oh, okay, no problem.” You made an OK gesture, “My initial sword will help you get familiar with the Honmaru in a while. Before that, just…”

"Let's go to the big square first, Lord Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi." Kitsunesuke jumped out with great insight, wagging his tail, and said to you in a coquettish tone, "Master Judge, will there be our favorite fried tofu tonight?"

"Yeah?" You were just about to go to the kitchen to finish today's fishing catch. "I'll make it for you later."

"Great!" Kitsunesuke shouted happily, turned his head and became serious again, "Then please come over here with us, His Highness Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi."

Tsk, licking fox.

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi looked at Kitsunesuke with disdain and thought:

Even if he has an inquisitor in the future, he will never be as hypocritical as this fox.

*

You sit cross-legged on the kitchen floor and begin cleaning up the day's catch.

Well, Momolamola, Momolamola, Momolamola and golden Momolamola...damn sunfish, stir-fry, must be stir-fried over high heat!

Ordinary freshwater fish, ordinary seawater fish, ordinary rainwater fish... the big ones are made into fish cakes, and the small ones are made into dried fish to feed cats. Speaking of which, the new knife I saw today seems to be a cat knife? Do you like dried fish? You hesitated for a moment and decided to make more dried fish as a favor gift.

Extra-strong hair gel? Um, long-lasting and hair-growing? Wow, bald people rejoice! Too bad you're in the game right now, so funny, you're not losing your hair at all.

The last special item is also a bottle, I don't know what's inside it...

“Wow!!”

The masked Tsurumaru Kuninaga suddenly appeared in front of you, and you were so scared that your hands shook and the bottle flew out.

The special object hit Tsurumaru Kuninaga's head, and the lid that was half opened by you ran away halfway, and the liquid inside all splashed onto the opponent's head.

"Haha, are you scared? Sorry, sorry." Tsurumaru Kuninaga took off his mask with a smile and picked up the empty bottle on the ground. "Master, what did you just throw out? It wet my hair."

"Ah..." You took the empty bottle, clicked on the system instructions, and read out the instructions word by word, "...Super strong hair removal agent, effective within three seconds after use."

"What do you mean?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga was confused and subconsciously touched his hair - he couldn't touch anything, only his bald head. He covered his head with both hands in fear, "Where is my hair?"

"Pfft... cough, your hair is on the ground." You put the empty bottle back into your backpack, pinching your palms to hold back your laughter, "What this means is..."

"Congratulations, the operation was successful!" You said in Xiao Fei's most sincere tone, "You are now a glowing egg."

"Surprise? Tsurumaru."