Chapter 28 I Knew It Earlier
28.
You poked Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, whose app didn't respond.
The latter fell peacefully amid Nanquan Ichimonji's furious screams.
Tsk, isn't it just a small button with a knife pattern? Why are you reacting so strongly? These NPCs are really scared of nothing. You turned your head and didn't give the next blade time to react. You sprinted and took away the opponent's knife pattern item.
This is a small step for Xiaofei, but a big step for fear! You wiped the sweat off your face, then smiled brightly, feeling that the future is full of fear.
"Master, do you like the Crane's sword pattern?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga, whose things were snatched away by you, didn't care at all. He even took the white ball on the other side with extraordinary enthusiasm and put it in your hand, "This one feels good, Master, take this one too."
Wanting to take away his knife pattern means that the master wants to have an affair with him, which further proves that the master has him in his heart!
The equation holds!
Tsurumaru Kuninaga held his face: "After all, the whole blade belongs to the master."
You stared at the white ball in your hand in silence for two seconds, then expressionlessly pushed back Tsurumaru Kuninaga's sword pattern item, and turned around and walked towards the next victim very naturally: "Kirikuni Kirikuni, I want this."
"Hey - Master! Master, don't you want to have anything to do with Tsuru?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was completely ignored by everyone, turned into a ghost behind you and looked at you sadly.
You pretended not to see it.
"Having…having ...
You can tell at a glance that the knife is shy again.
Anyway, if you didn't refuse, it was accepted. I don't know how long it will take for the initial knife to recover, so you just pulled the thing off.
As expected of the Yamaubakiri brothers, their sword patterns look so similar.
When Yagen Toushirou saw you approach him, he took off his arm armor and carefully put it on your arm. After adjusting the tightness and angle, he smiled and said, "The general collected these things because he likes us, right?"
No, you just want to try out what it's like to be afraid in a collection game.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah.” You nodded frantically. “You’re right.”
"Then, let's just collect our sword patterns." Yagen Toushirou kept smiling, "There's no need to collect swords that haven't signed a contract with the general, right?"
This is a difficult question to answer... You choose to snatch Yagen Toushirou's glasses unexpectedly and ask him the opposite question: "Why are you wearing glasses this time?"
"Ah..." Yagen Toushirou calmly took the glasses back from your hand, "It's just a little personal thought."
"I've never fought with the general before. If I change my appearance a little bit..." He looked at you with a natural expression, "maybe the general will pay more attention to me."
"now……"
There was a hint of smile in his eyes.
"Did the general finally notice it?"
Now, are you looking at me?
*
The surrounding blade gave Yagen Toushirou a look that said, "I didn't expect you to be so scheming."
You didn't notice anything at all, and just sighed to Yaken Toushirou: "Wow, are you Toushirou family so knowledgeable about dressing? Ran also taught me this last time. Yaken, you learn so quickly." Then you ran towards the next knife.
After all, you are a semi-permanent chubby girl, so you don't need this kind of image transformation.
Ichimonji Norimune waved his fan, taking in everything.
"Hey, Master." Ichimonji Norimune greeted you with a smile, "Do you want the old man's sword pattern?"
"Haha, don't play with the patterns of other blades. After all, we can only know the surface of the blade but not the heart." He made another joke, "If you are really curious about the patterns, you can play with the old man and the kitten..."
Hey, that's what I was waiting for! You jumped up from the spot and ripped off Ichimonji's belt.
With a ripping sound, the government official's pants were violently torn apart.
The strap is a little too long, and you wrap it around your waist while half-heartedly apologizing: "I ripped your pants off, but your underwear is very tasteful and no one will laugh at you."
It seemed like someone laughed.
Ichimonji grabbed his pants in a desperate attempt to save his remaining image. He began to look for the blade that made the sound sinisterly, and decided secretly: Okay, now I'll take them all and let them become the swords of the judge.
As long as all the people here are his own blades, he won't have to worry about this being known to his peers or the younger generation.
As for the top political figures? Haha, the old man is not responsible for reporting.
You looked at Nanquan Ichimonji, who was frightened by your gaze and stepped back repeatedly, shouting: "My underwear is red! Don't take off my pants, meow!"
That color is quite festive.
This cat doesn’t look very smart... You looked at the shivering Nanquan Ichimonji with pity, thinking that he was the one being petted like a cat in current politics.
It's really pitiful. He is a knife expert but is forced to be a mascot.
Pitiable as he was, you still mercilessly snatched away his knife-marked items and the bell around his neck.
When you took action, Nanquan Ichimonji let out a scream like a wild kitten that had been caught and sterilized.
Suddenly, you were in a state of mischief and went close to Ren's ear, with whom you were chewing dried fish, and whispered, "The operation was successful. You are now a kitten without a round thing."
"From now on, you are no longer a normal kitten."
Well, after all, even a knife-wielding person can't be a cat.
But some people, while saying "don't treat me as a cat", put themselves into the role of the sterilized calico cat, squatting in the corner and shutting themselves in silence.
Government Blade, it’s really fun.
Unlike my own blade, it just cooperates with you no matter what you do, and there is no fun reaction at all, which makes it not interesting at all.
You turned your head to look at the sword of An Duo Honmaru and smiled: The bloodthirsty soul is clamoring, you want to see a river of blood!
The targeted blades didn't know how to react: resist... the group of people behind them stared at them, as if they would be caught on the spot if they made any moves; don't resist... just get involved with a strange inquisitor without knowing why? The memories given to them by the spirit didn't tell them how to deal with such a thing.
Just as you were slowly approaching the Sanjo family's good blade, a pair of hands dropped from the sky and held you in place.
"Hahaha, isn't it enough for the master to have the old man's sword pattern?" In the chaos, the long-haired Mikazuki Munechika quietly transformed back into a human form and hugged you in his arms, "Hmm? Is this what they call skinship?"*
You stretched your arms and legs in his arms, and when you heard this, you were confused for a few seconds: When did you sign a contract with this knife? Is Lao Blade's fraud a sign of moral depravity or a twisted character?
When you open the system atlas, you will see that the page about Mikazuki Munechika is really bright.
"Are you sure?" Mikazuki Munechika winked at you. "I have been infused with spiritual power by the master over and over again, so it is naturally the master's sword."
Without thinking about how many different ways to make contracts with NPCs in this game, you grabbed Mikazuki Munechika's long hair and nodded: "Yes, yes, you see, you are right."
You wanted to get angry at first, but the long-haired Mikazuki was so beautiful that you chose to forgive her again.
"Where are your sheets?"
You looked at his head without any decorations, thought for a moment, took off the scarf on your head, and tied a bow on his long hair.
Mikazuki Munechika was not annoyed. He changed his previous attitude of telling riddles and looked particularly kind: "Is this enough? Master, do you want to insert another one?"
Seeing you refuse, he looked up at the sky and murmured, "The moon... is already clearly visible."
"Mikazuki is no longer the obscure moon. Are you still willing to accept her?"
Huh? What is Misty Moon and Three Moons? Isn't this a blade? You pulled his hair and said coldly, "I don't understand. Speak human language."
“Hahaha, very good, very good.” Mikazuki Munechika shook his sleeves and smiled like an old man with dementia. He looked at you with sparkling eyes, “Then…”
"Can I become the sword of the Judge?"
"If you don't agree..." He still smiled, "It's just a matter of returning to your original soul."
What is the setting of returning to the original spirit? Damn it, if you had known that Kitsunesuke would be in class, you would have, you would have… you would have known it earlier.
"Mikazuki..." Ishikirimaru sighed and walked out to break the current weird atmosphere. "Can you tell us now?"
"What on earth happened to you?"
"Hahaha, do you want the old man to tell you a story?" Mikazuki Munechika covered his face with his sleeves. "It may take a long time, so why not let the master have lunch first."
This blade asks you if you want to accept him, and calls you master very naturally. You are almost stunned by this continuous combination of punches.
“Hey, hey, I don’t like this shock.” Tsurumaru Kuninaga ran over and tried to snatch you from Mikazuki Munechika’s arms. “From the Sanjo family, this is my family’s Shintoshi. My family.”
"Oh, it's from the Gojo family." The blue-haired god hugged you and dodged quickly with extraordinary mobility, "Hahaha, Grandpa doesn't agree with that."
"A master is a master, isn't he?"
Tsurumaru Kuninaga was so angry that he was about to explode. This, this stinky and shameless blade! He was familiar with the way the other party looked at you, the kind of eyes that insisted that you must be the master.
He doesn't want another guy in Honmaru who has a similar experience to him!
When Mikazuki Munechika spat out those jet-black jade steels, Tsurumaru Kuninaga had a vague feeling that the other party might have had the same experience as him - or else, he had been exposed to that strange spiritual power.
Sympathy is sympathy, but if you really ask him to kill this "experienced sword", he will also carry out your orders with a smile.
Who would have thought that after Mikazuki Munechika recovered, the first thing he did was to steal the house!
Other blades don't quite understand why Tsurumaru Kuninaga is so irritable. Only he knows that after being corroded by strange spiritual power, it cannot be considered a dark fallen sword, but the entire blade will be affected by this spiritual power, and its strength will be stronger than that of swords of the same level. All negative emotions will be magnified: bigotry, inferiority, arrogance...
Tsurumaru Kuninaga usually pretends to be fine in front of you, but he is actually trying very hard to suppress the dark emotions in his heart. Now that he sees another abnormal blade, he naturally tries his best to prevent the possibility of the "time bomb" entering the main gate.
Even Mikazuki Munechika can say "If you are not my master, I will use the sword myself", I dare not imagine that if this blade really enters the Honmaru, there will be nothing it can do.
What's more, this Mikazuki Munechika will definitely divert your attention. In other words, he will lose your attention and love. How can Tsurumaru Kuninaga bear this grievance?
He is! Your! Favorite! Knife!
As the fight between Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Mikazuki Munechika becomes more and more intense, you briefly imagine a scene where the domesticated cat and the newly adopted cat are not getting along, and then they start breathing and fighting each other.
Alas, this is the trouble of being too popular with NPCs, right?
At this time, it’s time for a qualified balance player to step up!
You jump out of Mikazuki Munechika's arms and switch your career to chef with one click.
"Don't fight anymore." You cleared your throat and took out the monster tentacles from your backpack. "If you want to fight, wait until after dinner."
"Xiao Fei's special takoyaki, I guarantee everyone who has tried it will say it's delicious." You smiled lovingly at the dull knives, "If you eat Xiao Fei's rice, you will become Xiao Fei's blade."
"Don't keep quarreling."