Chapter 31: The Rice Field Bomb Returns
31.
You are awakened by the sound of swords clashing.
Tsk, if you don't want it, then don't want it. Why are you talking so loudly? You stuffed the stone back into your backpack with an angry look on your face and jumped out of Izumi-no-Kami Kanesada's arms.
A group of blades started a fierce quarrel nearby, and you and Izumi-no-kami Kanesada, who was not in the situation, looked at each other in bewilderment, feeling that you were not smart today.
"Judge." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi came over and squatted in front of you. "Can you guarantee that this stone will not be lost or will not suddenly appear?"
Otherwise? The player's backpack is the safest backpack in the game - as long as there is no character death and the random drop mechanism.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi lowered his head and thought for a while. He sighed and said, "I understand."
You see Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi turning around and talking to the other blades. Judging from the expressions on both sides, this matter must be quite serious?
The system panel is silent, no new tasks are triggered... then it has nothing to do with you. If the NPC wants to chat, let them chat. You don't care anyway.
After eavesdropping for a while, you suddenly realized, "So we're back to current affairs?" It turns out that the dropped items this time are important props to advance the main plot. No wonder the first mission is to investigate the source of the Dark Fall. If you refuse the mission on current affairs, will the main mission be considered a failure from the beginning?
Damn, why do you put traps in the missions for a small collection game? Shouldn't this type of game make the main missions extremely simple, so that even a person with a brain stem can complete it?
After the discussion, Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi came to your side again and said, "Come on, Judge, let's get back to current affairs."
He habitually wanted to shake off the cloak, but when his hand felt empty, he remembered that the buttons that fastened the cloak were taken away by you, so he took off the cloak and put it at the door.
Yamaubagiri Nagayoshi scanned your entire body: the decoration on your braid, it was Tsurumaru Kuninaga's; the arm armor on your left hand, it was Yagen Toushirou's; the buttons on your chest, it was his; the decoration around your neck, hey, it was the fake one's; the belt, ugh, it was Ichimonji Norimune's...
He sighed deeply, resisting the urge to breathe pure oxygen. Finally, he turned his head and said, "Ask the God, take off all that crap on you!"
"And that one, stop splashing!"
Oh, you are worried about that, you are misunderstood by the current politics, right? You know, this is the high moral quality of the public servant blade, but...
"Da ga, that's a mouthful." Your facial lines suddenly became rough, "What Xiao Fei likes most is to say no to people with super high morals!"
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi didn't say anything, he just walked over and hit you hard on the head.
"it hurts!"
You skillfully put your hands on your head, squatted on the spot, and almost blurted out "Jinpei Matsuda, you are so rude."
What's going on? Do these guys like to hit people on the head? Did you know that hitting your head will make your already small brain even smaller?
"Ichimonji Norimune will bring the other blades to your Honmaru. You need to go with me to the government office to explain the situation." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi sighed again, "I say, God Judge, don't be so willful just because I like you."
The blade behind began to whisper: "Oh, it's out, it's out." "It's Yamaubakiri as expected, there will always be a straight ball that hits the heart." "What's the matter? I like the master too, I like the master the most!"
“I know.” You looked at him doubtfully, “Everyone likes me.”
It's written on the useless favorability page that all the knives in this room, as long as they belong to you, have a favorability below 90... It's just that Ichimonji Norimune's favorability towards you that makes you a little confused.
"I like you all, too."
They can cook and farm, automatically go out to level up and light up illustrations, and even play cards with you. What a great group of NPCs! What a useful tool blade!
It is so easy to use that it can move capitalists to tears.
"So we're going both ways." You said confidently, "What's wrong with bringing some knife-patterned items?"
Blade, who had previously stood on the side of Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, immediately changed sides: "Well, the master said... hehe... I like it... so wear it." "... two-way... the master and I..." "The general is just a child, it's okay for her to play with it..."
"Hey, it's because of you guys..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi turned his head and fired back, "that the Judges have become lawless! Now that I'm here, I will definitely make the Judges..."
Halfway through his words, he felt someone tugging at his pants, and lowering his head, he met your innocent, watery big white eyes.
"Hey, Nagayoshi-chan." You use the cute attack on current politicians, "Really, we can't let Xiaofei wear these things? Obviously, I like everyone... If Nagayoshi-chan disagrees..."
You turned your head and quickly put two drops of eye drops into your eyes.
"Then I'll be a good kid...and listen to Choji-chan."
It's fake. I won't return it even if I don't agree. But it's so fun to bully an honest government with a conscience, hehe.
How can a blade withstand Xiao Fei's cute attack? No blade!
The three blades standing by have already been completely defeated. If it weren't for the Dark Honmaru's blade blocking it, it would have rushed over to fight you.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi was defeated again and again by your attacks. Finally, he covered his face and sighed: "...It's up to you."
“But this time…” Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi put his hand down and smiled smugly again, “You can’t run around, Judge.”
After a pause, he added: "This includes cutting down trees, fishing, planting crops, and harassing innocent government officials."
You are shocked and take a step back in frustration.
How…how could this happen? Is this a big move to retreat in order to advance?!
“Damn it!” You pounded the ground. “I lost!”
"What are they doing, meow?" Nanquan Ichimonji looked at Ichimonji Norimune blankly, "Hasn't Nagayoshi already accepted his master wearing sword-patterned items?"
Ichimonji Norimune stroked the cat's head calmly and replied:
"Playing a very new game."
*
Before leaving, you told Mikazuki Munechika not to take off his headscarf. If that's not possible, you can give it to him, otherwise the side quest will fail...
Mikazuki Munechika laughed and said, "Master, do you also want to have an affair with the old man? Yes, yes, yes." while raising his hand to take off his headscarf.
Before you could even reach out to take it, you were met with justice by the ruthless Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi.
The familiar high-rise building, the familiar you and the familiar Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi.
You can't help but sigh: "What a great city."
"What weird things are you saying again?"
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi carried you into the building. In order to prevent you from breaking the moral code and running away, he chose to have someone guard you manually.
"It's just a replay of the scene."
You look up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle with melancholy, sighing: Alas, no one understands your jokes, I feel so sad and depressed.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi is indeed the most experienced worker. He had a heated exchange of words with the staff who received you last time, and the staff had no time to play with his fluffy little toy.
"I think the rewards that the Judge should receive this time are..."
"Indeed, the Judge of the Gods has made a great contribution, but I think this part of your proposal, Yamaubakiri-dono, is unreasonable..."
"Then, replace this part with xx resource..."
"This resource is quite valuable. We need to discuss it..."
You don't understand, you just think current affairs are so long-winded, asking for a reward takes so long. And simply talking about the task process makes it sound like a college graduation thesis.
"You mean, what appeared in the main castle was not the Dark Fall, but another kind of pollution?" The official thought, "Some time ago, space-time fluctuations were indeed detected. Perhaps the instability of space-time caused pollutants from other worlds to fall into the battlefield..."
"But apart from the main body, the appearance of the contaminated sword is very consistent with the theoretical Dark Fallen Sword." Another staff member put forward a new point of view, "If the concentration of contamination is higher, will it turn into a real Dark Fallen Sword?"
"I feel that..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi said, "The person behind the scenes, if there is one, wants to induce the appearance of Darkfall."
He folded his arms across his chest.
"Although Jizheng often works overtime and gets free swords, he still doesn't allow us to take vacations... Tsk." Thinking of his daily work at Jizheng, Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi couldn't help but complain, "But Jizheng has been running for so many years and no Dark Fallen Sword has appeared, which is enough to explain the problem."
"Seduction?... That's a possibility. We will discuss this matter with other senior officials. The stone will be temporarily stored with the Judge..."
"By the way, with this discovery, should we increase the reward for the Inquisitor?"
"Haha, Yamaubakiri-dono, you are kidding. We certainly won't accept the reward from the Judge..."
I don't understand, but what is this dark fall that is fake? Is the "dark fall sword" that appeared in the main hall of Mikazuki Munechika the same as the crystals precipitated from a saturated solution?
You try to grow a brain.
What this means is that in this copy world, "under conditions and theoretical support, there has never been a case of Dark Fall" is regarded as a saturated solution, and the special item is the crystal used for induction. As long as it appears, Dark Fall can be induced?
I don’t understand. I want to eat.
It seems that the reward wrangling has ended. Although the sword was not given, the resignation procedures of Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi have been approved... So now except for you two, everyone present is an outsider, right?
Hehehe, now is the time to do what you have wanted to do for a long time.
How can blowing up the top leaders not be considered blowing up current politics?
You jumped out of Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's arms, stood on the middle table, and snatched away the staff's beloved Mianmian again. At the same time, you took out a small barrier talisman and a rice field bomb from your backpack.
“Stop fighting.” You put a barrier around yourself and Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, with a look of sorrow on your face. “There will be no peace if you quarrel!”
You raise the bomb in your hand, your face full of excitement.
"Let the little fat emperor put an end to your quarrel!"
"No, we're done..."
Bang--
On that day, the top political officials gave the staff from level x to level x a rare three-day holiday.
The staff who returned to work said that there was always a strange odor in a certain room, and that this odor had also been smelled on several senior executives.
A catfish tail Fujishiro said: He is familiar with this smell, it is horse shit engraved in his DNA! Could it be that the top management also likes to play horse shit ball battles...
This catfish tail Fujishiro was finally physically silenced by the head of the family.