Chapter 37 Single-edged Perspective
37.
"So, what exactly is that...shop where male workers entertain customers?" Cangdaikiri Mitsutada sighed, not caring about the fact that his clothes were taken away by other blades, "Why do you dress like this?"
Being caught wearing Betsuhan's clothes, the elegant Kasen Kanesada felt a little uncomfortable. When he heard Candakiri Mitsutada's question, he quickly answered, "Girlboy... or something, anyway, a restaurant employee, probably. It's mainly to entertain customers, make them happy, and build good relationships with them."
"Get on good terms with him?" Candakiri Mitsutada was a little confused, "With whom? With Xiao Jialuo?" Only Xiao Jialuo would say "I don't want to get on good terms with you guys" all day long, right?
"Of course, with the master!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga, dressed in formal attire, sat down next to Candlestick Kirito Mitsutada. "Well, but it's not good for little Jialuo to only interact with cats every day... Let's just let little Jialuo join in!"
"Hahaha, so the target this time is the master and Gara-dono?" Mikazuki Munechika, who had tied his long hair into a high ponytail, tugged at his black vest, "Well, this kind of clothing seems to be more convenient than hunting clothes."
"No...wait, why do I have to have a good relationship with the master?" Candelaike Mitsutada felt puzzled. He looked at the blades in the room and wondered, "The master...doesn't he have a good relationship with everyone?"
It's better to say that their relationship is too good. No matter what time it is, you can see the inquisitor touching the bed, the closet, and the ceiling in different Blade's rooms.
Izumi-no-Kami Kanesada and Horikawa Kunihiro, who had only wrapped themselves in bath towels after taking a bath last time, returned to their room. As soon as they pushed the door open, they saw the Shintoist rummaging through their closets. The youngest Blade in Honmaru had never encountered such a thing before, and his face turned red in an instant, and he screamed in fear on the spot.
The experienced Horikawa Kunihiro approved a coat for Izumi-no-Kami Kanesada, and took his collection back from the Shinto Judge as if nothing had happened, smiling and saying, "Master, it's time to go back to bed."
"Ah? It's not dark yet." The censor glanced out the window, then turned his head and asked, "Horikawa, why are all the things in your cabinet belonging to Izumi-no-kami and me..."
"Master." Kunihiro Horikawa interrupted her again and emphasized, "It's time to go to bed."
"...Then the master left obediently. Horikawa is really reliable."
Izumi-no-kami Kanesada, who was telling them the story, had a proud look on his face, while Horikawa Kunihiro was still that soft little angel, constantly agreeing with him, "Kane-san is right" and "No, no, no, Kanane-san is more reliable."
"... Well, that's not the problem." Tsurumaru Kuninaga waved his hands, and his tone suddenly became resentful, "Kobo, didn't you notice? The master has a new weapon."
"Since the master's sword is not fixed, why can't I be hung on it? Since changing to a new weapon, the master has never used us again..."
"No... Mr. Tsuru, the master has never used our original swords."
Kadakiri Mitsutada interrupted him with a smile and said that Mr. Tsuru was becoming more and more like a male ghost. If a Zanki sword came to Honmaru one day, he would be worried that the other party would be chopped.
"Used...used before..." Gohutui hugged the tiger and spoke nervously, "The master used the short sword and the shakusha..." Seeing the eyes of the katana and katana gradually gathered, his voice became a little softer, "When the master went out with us before, he used..."
The main body is held in the master's hand and used as a "weapon". The gentle spiritual power lingers around the main body, and there is a feeling of piercing the enemy's body and blood flowing through the blade...
"Very...very good..." Wu Hu Tui buried his flushed face in the little tiger's body, "I want to...become the master's weapon and continue to be used..."
"What? Master, have you used other swords?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga screamed, "Damn it... I thought Master only used my original sword..."
"Well, the master said that it's inconvenient to use the katana and the katana directly, because I always get tripped when using the Tsurumaru-dono." Goko Tai, who didn't seem to have any bad intentions, smiled shyly, "After all, the master is a child..." It would be more appropriate to use a short sword and a dagger.
He didn't say anything else, but just smiled sweetly at the katana players.
"…Hey, Koubo." Tsurumaru Kuninaga suddenly looked at Kadokidaikiri Mitsutada with a serious face, "Is it too late for me to shorten myself now?"
"Stop it, Mr. Tsuru." Candakiri Mitsutada kept smiling, "When did you let the master use your own?" When did you sneak away? Was it before they came?
"...Haha, Koubo, you must find an opportunity to let the master use you." Tsurumaru Kuninaga approached him and said mysteriously, "Although I am a human now and can directly chop the enemy, but being used as a 'weapon' by the master, the feeling of the two is very different."
"But we won't have the special effects and sounds like the master's own weapons. When the master uses us, he will only use the most common slashing and stabbing, and there will be no strange uses."
Tsurumaru Kuninaga patted Kadokidaikiri Mitsutada on the shoulder.
"It's hard to imagine without experiencing it yourself, but you'll know once you try it."
"Yes, yes, it feels great. When the master used me and my brother to kill the Time Traveler Army, the movements were very crisp." Catfish Tail Toushirou nudged Bonesbane Toushirou with his elbow, "Right? It feels good to be used by the master."
"Yeah, very beautiful." Kotobuki Toushirou nodded, "It's specially used for killing people."
Zhong Blade was silent for a while.
"Killing...killing swordsmanship? Master? Haha, this is not an interesting shock...
"Well..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu thought for a while, "I and Yamaubakiri mentioned that her mother was a police officer when we talked last time... Maybe her mother taught her self-defense, right?"
"The master also said that she is better at using a dagger."
"Indeed, the Admiral lives alone in the real world, so it is necessary for him to learn self-defense." Yagen Toushirou pushed up his glasses, "The Admiral's life in the real world is not completely safe either."
"Oh? Then the old man can apply to go to the human world to protect the master." Ichimonji Norimune waved his fan, "After all, the government swordsmen always go on business trips to the human world, so they have more experience...right? Nagayoshi."
"Forget about the fake-monkey and the other blades..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, who had been processing documents in Candokiri Mitsutada's room for some time, raised his head and looked at Ichimonji Norimune with dissatisfaction, "Why are you here too? Have you finished writing the report assigned to you?"
Ichimonji Norimune stopped fanning himself.
"Because it's the name of the master's new weapon." Tsurumaru Kuninaga replied with a smile, "It's called 'Kikuichimonji'."
"Imitation?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi raised an eyebrow. "Or a knockoff?"
“No, although there are slight differences…” Ichimonji Norimune laughed murderously, “but it is undoubtedly the real thing.”
"The master also takes care of that knife." He stopped applying California Clear Nail Polish and started complaining to Yamato-mori Yasutsumi beside him, "He carefully applies oil and wipes it every day... Last time, he asked me and Yasutsumi what kind of maintenance oil we liked, and he said he used it for that knife."
"The master never does any maintenance for us!"
"Kiyomitsu was looking forward to it, and waited in the room until midnight." Yamato-mori comforted his companion, "Didn't the master send new nail polish the next day?"
"What? You're obviously looking forward to it, Anding, right?" Kashuu Kiyomitsu said angrily, "Every time I wanted to give up, Anding would tell me to wait a little longer, because the owner might be harvesting the vegetables... That's why Anding and I waited until midnight."
Yamato-kami Yasutsu remained silent.
After a while, he smiled calmly, "Why not cut off that Ichimonji? The master bought so many maintenance tools, so he will use them anyway, right?"
"Anyway...anyway, Koubo, you know our purpose now, right?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga turned his head, a blazing fire burning behind him, "Become that male...some service industry employee, entertain the master well, and make sure to take all of the master's attention away from that sword!"
This time, they are going to take back everything that belongs to the Sword Men!
"...I understand." Candakiri Mitsutada sighed, "I can lend you the clothes, but..." He smiled, "Xiao Jialuo and I will also join."
"You must be handsome and grab the master's attention."
"Oh, that's very cool!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga came over and hooked his neck, "I got some good stuff from Kitsunesuke. It seems that there is music used in male escort clubs. Koubo, do you want to learn the songs in it? I can play the piano for you..."
Cangdaikiri Mitsutada was dragged away in a daze.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi looked at Ichimonji Norimune and teased, "What? Are you jealous of another Ichimonji?"
“…Haha, how could that be?” Ichimonji Norimune kept smiling and emphasized, “It’s just a sword with the same name.”
"I came here just to find out where the master's sword came from." Ichimonji Norimune fanned himself faster. "If it's found in abandoned history like the special investigation, I'll have to tell the current political situation... Haha, the old man doesn't like writing reports."
"What's more, the master is too young. It's really inappropriate for her to hold a knife and call her wife all day long, haha."
"Yeah, I don't mind." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi lowered his head and ticked a box on the form. "What about the fake one? How much do you know about that knife?"
"Well... I don't know much."
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro began to recall the explanation given to himself by the Judge after he obtained the new weapon.
What? Blacksmiths have to reach level 20 to repair durability, and they can't use dark matter and have to do it themselves. Do you think she will compromise? Well, the time to repair it by myself is halved. Be honest, I have surrendered. What? The durability of Genji's sword is too low. It takes two days of manual repair to recover. It's better to leave it alone to repair automatically. Anyway, I already have two wives now. What? How can it be a waste of time to maintain the samurai sword every day? That's called the daily intimate time between the samurai and his best partner...
"The master did not throw away the previous sword." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro tried hard to translate the strange words of the diviner, "The current sword is maintained to reduce wear and tear..."
"I asked them in California because the master didn't know how to maintain the sword..." He pulled his hood, "He didn't maintain the previous weapons. It seems that the master doesn't have enough experience?"
"Well, it's useless to know so much, right?" Yagen Toushirou smiled, "It's just that the general likes that sword very much, right?"
Isn't it? It is the only knife that has been maintained by the Inquisitor and is still used every day. It must be the one that the Inquisitor likes.
"So..." His glasses reflected white light, "We need to use this practitioner to draw the general's attention back."
Then, replace that weapon with your own sword and make it the favorite sword of the master/general/lord!
The swordsmen in the room smiled hypocritically at each other.
The blade that succeeds in ascending to the top must be me!