Chapter 63 Should Be the Best of the Show

63.

When you look up, you see Mitsutada Takakiri walking towards you with a handsome and charming smile.

You notice that the other person has rolled up his sleeves and exposed a part of his arm. You look at his face, then look at his arm again, repeating this several times, and then you realize: "Mi-chan, do you want to have dinner earlier today?"

I've rolled up my sleeves. Is Mi Jiang going to stir the pot tonight? Hey, what delicious food are you going to make? Although I'm not hungry yet, Xiao Fei can start to feel hungry now.

Candakiri Mitsutada stumbled and nearly fell on Himezuru Ichimonji, who raised his head slowly, rubbed his eyes, and said vaguely, "I'm not asleep..."

"I'm sorry." After apologizing to Himezuru Ichimonji, Kadakiri Mitsutada looked at you with a bit of a smile, "No, Master, I just came here to say..."

"Meeting you is my greatest luck." Tempting honey flows in her exposed eyes, "I will clear all obstacles for you."

This... is this the strength of the Changchuan faction? The blade below could see it, so he was greatly shocked. Although he was a man of few words, the candlestick cut just one sentence and 800 small movements, each of which made him more handsome... Damn, he actually wanted to seduce the master with his sex appeal? ! Too cunning!

You tilted your head, calmly reached out and pulled away the bangs and eye patch of Cangtaikiri Mitsutada, then withdrew your hand with satisfaction: "That's great, Mi-chan's beautiful eyes are intact."

Only one eye is shown each time, which makes you really worry that Candlestick Qie will have skin color difference and monocular myopia... But there shouldn't be any problems with the settings of NPCs, right?

However...

"Then Mi-chan, will you cook tonight?" Beautiful golden eyes... like honey. I'm hungry. I want to drink crushed ice with orange honey salt.

I never expected you to give me this answer—not even like you did to Mikazuki. After a moment of silence, Mitsutada said with difficulty, “…Do it.”

"Oh no! Xiao Guang has been too successful in grabbing the master's stomach. Xiao Jialuo, come and save the situation in a gorgeous way!"

Seeing that Candakiri Mitsutada was having a bad start, Taiko Bell Zhenzong hurriedly pushed Daikurigara next to him out, completely ignoring the latter's struggle of "I'm not interested in building a good relationship with you guys... let me put my things down", and did not notice the notebook in Daikurigara's hand.

Why are these NPCs coming to you without even reading the book or understanding other blades?

You scratched your head, staring blankly at the abruptly appearing Daijurigala. Seeing the Date-gumi copy in his hand, you hesitantly asked, "Do you want me to analyze the plot?"

There is not much to analyze in this book, right? The Date group starts to be afraid from the second page, and the Mitsutada brothers join in the middle... Oh, this seems to be an all-candlestick cut book.

Daikurigala tightly grasped the book in his hand and recalled the words of Taiko Chong Zhenzong: "This won't work... We must express our love for the master in a gorgeous way..."

"Everyone comes here because of the master... not because they want to see their own original book!" Or, who would want to see their own original book?!

"So, Gara-chan..." Taiko Zhong Zhenzong took out a piece of wood from somewhere and slapped him, "If Xiaoguang and Mr. Crane both fail, you will be the energetic Mr. Crane in a while, and you have to loudly express your love to the master."

"No words, start!"

He... He is now the energetic and annoying Tsurumaru Kuninaga. He can openly and boldly say that he likes... Daikurigara keeps hinting that he doesn't want to have a good relationship with other blades, but the master is a cute child... He wants... He wants to have a good relationship with the master...

Dajuligara took a deep breath: "I..."

Taiko Bell Zhenzong's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Cangtaikiri Mitsutada who had returned from failure and whispered: "Xiao Guang Xiao Guang, is Xiao Jialu going to succeed?"

"Hahaha, maybe?" Cangdaikiri Mitsutada has not recovered from the failure just now, "But Xiaozhen... why do we have to confess to the master?"

"I'm not sure..." Taiko Bell Zhenzong touched the back of his head. Just now, many blades were agitated and wanted to rush up to confess or something. "Maybe it was Mr. Mikazuki who provoked him? There's nothing wrong with saying it out. We haven't formally told the master that we like him."

"If we take this opportunity to express ourselves, it will bring us closer to our master, right?"

“Is… is that so?”

Candakiri Mitsutada always felt that the development of things would not be as simple as Taiko Bell Zhengzong thought - after all, he had experienced a public execution of a razor blade, and now, it was an appreciation meeting for the doujin books purchased by the master.

Maybe in the end, surviving without a blade is the real ending?

"I...I won't tell you."

"If you don't want to tell me, then... don't tell me?"

You are even more confused. So what is this for? I can't help you. It's better to say that Mikazuki Munechika just suddenly came up to you and started acting (Mikazuki Munechika:?). From then on, this group of NPCs started to act weird.

Kogumumaru just came over quietly and asked you if you like the giant fox, otherwise why did you buy his beastly book? Even if he is not beastly, his fur is also very good, and it is not inferior to the "Kogumumaru" in the book. So can he come to the castle tower to find you at night and let you comb his fur or something...

Actually, you just went all in without paying attention to the setting and plot of the book you bought. Later, because you read too fast, you saw some shocking plots too late... But thunder is thunder, some settings are really good, such as the setting that all the people in Jiang's faction are vampires...

"Damn it, little Jialuo, no words, start!" Taiko Zhong Zhenzong couldn't stand it anymore, stood up from his seat, put his hands to his mouth like trumpets, "This is a magic spell that will never fail, little Jialuo, come on!"

What's this for? Damn, are we going to start acting again? What kind of script is this? Didn't Mikazuki just act out the yandere confession? What's this now? Do you love the shy, dark-skinned cute girl?

You wipe your forehead and sigh. I really didn't realize that your NPC usually likes to act, but now after reading the pornographic fan book, he actually wants to act on the spot. He's really trying hard...

Let’s send everyone off to debut soon.

"Master." Dajuligala, who had been preparing himself for a while, didn't look at you. He turned his head to the side and spoke hesitantly, "Before... the cat doll you gave me was very cute... I... I..."

The voice of Dajuligara became quieter and quieter, and in the end, he almost murmured with his back to you: "I like you the most."

Great, you can take on this role!

A straight confession, um, it seems that Dajuli has read that super pure love book by Aunt Dajuli? Sure enough, the power of pure love is invincible, it can even make the social phobic blade come out of the small circle to play with you...

The way to beat a straight ball is to be straighter than your opponent!

"Me too." You smiled sweetly, your eyes sparkling, "It's my honor to be liked by little Jialuo."

"Gentle and taciturn little Jialuo, I have been watching you all the time."

Great Kuligara, a cherry blossom blizzard on the spot.

Seeing this result, you turned your head and looked at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi next to you with an innocent look: "Nagayoshi, Nagayoshi, am I taking over their opponent's play?"

"So did I perform well? Can I be considered the winner?"

The former civil servant who understood everything was silent for a while, and then spoke with difficulty: "...Well, you win."

After all, the swordsmen who wanted to get a word of "like" from their masters were defeated.

"Why aren't you talking?"

After the blades came to play against you, the sound of blades gradually disappeared from the public area. What happened? Did the NPCs dislike the fan fiction you threw out?

Oh, maybe there are too many 18+ plots. Without the support of the plot, it is no different from a normal game, and there is no way for the NPCs to get to know each other better.

Having understood everything, you put away all the colored fan books with the momentum of a tornado destroying a parking lot, and took out something from your backpack that you believed had both a plot and a sense of humor.

"Come on, come on, let's read together, don't be polite." You enthusiastically invited everyone to sit closer, "There are too few excellent books, so just throw them out and let's read together."

"Don't worry! These plots are guaranteed. No judge or sword will be physically harmed!" But it's not guaranteed mentally.

The Kasen Kanesada who was sitting at the front had an expression as if he wanted to say something but hesitated. In the end he said nothing, held his forehead and sighed, and said, "Let it be."

What can you do if you have a host who only eats oil and salt? Let the kitchen cook more food for you on a regular basis.

"Please read Shui Jing's big book." Speaking of this fan fiction in hand, it is really awe-inspiring. "It is obviously a very normal group story, but it just makes people feel no sexual desire, just funny. This is also Shui Jing's unrivaled talent."

You showed everyone the contents of the book.

"Ichiki-dono, your shameful appearance has been seen by all the Toushirou..."

"Ichiki-ni... looks... very happy..."

"...No, please don't equate the Ichigoichikawa in there with me...Also, this is not a married woman, Baoding, you are not allowed to peek through my fingers."

"Although I am indeed a handsome and powerful sword, but..." The youngest pure male swordsman in Honmaru blushed, "...I can't say the latter part at all! And——"

Izumi-no-Kami Kanesada looked at Horikawa Kunihiro in disbelief: "Kunihiro, are you the kind of blade that would stand guard at the door of another blade and watch... watch others make this kind of thing?"

"If it's Kanesan and the master..."

"Hey, tell me you were joking!"

"Karaofang, although no one has experience in this area, isn't it a bad idea to remain silent throughout the entire process?"

"…I have no interest in having a good relationship with you guys."

"...Eh." Kashuu Kiyomitsu covered his mouth with his hands, his face wrinkled, "What should I do? I can't forget the image of Anding calling out "little kitten" while doing this...Why should Anding and I be together?"

"...Can you be so ruthless even with a short sword?"

"Why doesn't Yamabushi Kunihiroden take off his turban?"

…

Hmm, it seems that everyone is discussing very enthusiastically. Thank you, Mr. Shui○Jing, for making a good start.

You change Shui Jing's book and take out a book about the inner secrets of the Jiang sect, which contains two kinds of content; Feng Qianjiang, who becomes a vampire, bites the necks of other Jiang sect members to suck blood while riding on the blades in a cool and crazy way; and Kuwanajiang lifts up his bangs and turns into a dark and twisted male ghost, possessing all the blades...

The Jiang faction fell silent.

You changed to another one, the ○ version with Yaken Toushirou as the integrated machine, with both top, bottom and narcissus, and in addition to the blades of the Oda group, he also has an affair with the authentic swordsmen.

"After all, Yaken is very popular." You explained to the sword that didn't understand, "The popular characters are like this... Mikazuki, Tsurumaru, Higekiri, etc., um... so the older they are, the more valuable they are, so the older the blade is, the more popular it is..."

You figured out the source of the chaos in the Sengblade Group, and that Smiley Aoe, the ancient and modern sword, had sneaked into the group, so the other Kanesadas also joined in. The last to join the melee were the Samonji family, who were mostly unhappy but had one particularly happy member.

"Ka-ka-ka, reading a book is also a kind of practice, don't be shy, brother."

You put on any combination of the Tenka Goken, add the ancient Bizen's unyielding Daibaitaru, the Uguisumaru who records every stupid moment of Daibaitaru, and the Hatcho Nembutsu who's mixed in for some unknown reason.

"Damn it... Even in the ○ edition, I shouldn't be any worse than the Five Swords of the World!"

"Yeah, in this book, Da Baoping is also being silly."

When you take out the Ten Thousand Blades Mimarisu Xiaowuben, both the Genji Sword and the Heishi Sword are silent.

"On behalf of... on behalf of me? Brother... does brother like Xiaowu more? No... it's okay... I'm not crying..." After seeing what happened later, when Hizashimaru found out that he also had an affair with Xiaowu, he turned into a cosmic thinking Hizashimaru, "Me? My brother and I are competing for the blade he likes..."

"...Master." Higekiri raised his head and looked at you with a smile, "I don't think that the sword used by my Tomokiri would have such a...fantasy-like experience with me."

"Not to mention the knife that hasn't been implemented yet."

"Just think of it as a slapstick version of Aunt Dao's novel." You waved your hand nonchalantly. "Weren't you happy reading Aunt Dao's novel just now? And the plot of this novel is not bad either, and it fits the history..."

Even though your history score is terrible, I have no idea whether this little Wu book set in Heian-kyō is reasonable or not.

“…But the style of the painting is beautiful!”

"As a father, I take good care of my children." Xiao Wuwan put down the tea in his hand, "If this child is realized, I will treat him equally... but I will not take care of him in places where he should not go. Do you understand what I mean, Master?"

Even though Karasuma-chan was smiling, you felt a creepy feeling like you were being stared at by an elder.

"...Haha, let's read the next one."

Wrong, I won’t cast Genji’s version of the game next time.

But I will still dare to watch it in my next life.