Chapter 73 NPC's Playing Method

73.

Because Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi has completed his super evolution and successfully grown limbs, someone is helping to write your file again!

Although Benren acted reluctant, he didn't refuse when you held up the document. He just sighed and finally took it resignedly.

Chang Yi looks reluctant, but he's wagging his tail happily... You scratch your head, feeling like after playing this game for so long, you still don't quite understand Dao Nan's thoughts, so is Chang Yi a hypocrite?

I see. Civil servants say they don't work overtime, but in reality they hate writing reports. Next time, you can feel more justified and free to let the civil servants write these things.

"Who is today's attendant?" You looked around at the fluffy people. "Is it still in the order of the knife bill?"

"Hahahaha, today's attendant is me, the old man..."

Mikazuki Munechika, who had been sitting on your feet, tried to climb up by grabbing your pants, but his claws were too small and you were wearing the uniform of your part-time job at a bar - slippery suit pants - so he didn't climb very high. Totoro slid down the fabric again and fell back onto your feet.

Mikazuki Munechika retracts his paw as if nothing had happened, changes his position on your feet, and takes out the mini teacup again: "Master, what can I do for you?"

"Where is your teacup?" You picked up Mikazuki Munechika and shook it. "Where is it hidden? Let me see it too."

“Hahahaha…” Mikazuki Munechika, who was shaken out of his electronic music, took a sip of tea calmly, “It’s a secret.”

"Oh, whatever." You put the Totoro on the table next to you, switched your occupation to sewing, and took out your sewing needles and spinning machine from your bag, "Stand still."

Mikazuki Munechika stood on the table, confused, watching you sew his battle uniform at an extremely fast speed - a scaled-down version of a luxurious lace lolita skirt for pets.

"Come on, Totoro." You smiled lovingly at Mikazuki Munechika, "I believe you can also become the poster of a pet clothing store."

"Hahahaha... this isn't the time to laugh."

Mikazuki Munechika took a step back. He looked around and found that the other blades were either looking at the sky or the ground, but not at this side.

Mikazuki Munechika, who believed that no other blade could escape the new battle uniform, smiled calmly and stretched out his claws to take the clothes from your hand. He looked up at you and said, "Master, can you help me put on this clothes?"

That's right, it seems that you can't put on clothes by yourself after you become an animal... Otherwise, where can you find an NPC to work as a clerk for you? While thinking about how to run away openly, you put clothes on Mikazuki Munechika.

“Isn’t this cute?” You stood a little further away, looked Mikazuki, Lolita Totoro, Muneko from head to toe, and nodded with satisfaction, “Very good, very energetic!”

Yakiri Hasebe runs over, bites your trouser leg and pulls it, looking up at you with a longing look: "Lord, I want it too..."

This is the dress that the master made by himself! I want it! What's wrong with lace and a small skirt? The master was just a little girl who knew nothing before, and suddenly she grew up... Catman, the master must be at a loss, right? It doesn't matter, master, no matter what you make, I, Hasebe, will keep it well...

"Tomorrow."

I'm going to touch the crystal today to accept the mission. You rubbed the head of the Slashing Hasebe and kept touching the blade until it turned into a blizzard.

Standing up, you put Mikazuki Munechika in your pocket and called out to the back room, "Nagayoshi - I'm going to be out for a while, I'll leave the store to you!"

"If you have something to say, send a message to Catman on the chat box. He may not read it, but remember to send it."

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi poked his head out in displeasure: "Where are you going again? Tsk, even if it's a political mission you don't have to... Hey, listen to what Blade is saying!"

Hmm? Did Chang Yi just say something?

You have already summoned Chocobo with Kisal Vegetables, and flew out of the window with Mikazuki Munechika - but your head hit the top of the window and it hurts a little.

Never mind, send the crystal, here comes the cat man!

The sword pets in the room were completely unresponsive and crashed for a moment. After restarting, they all became furious and secretly jealous of Mikazuki Munechika who was traveling with them, making loud meows and barks.

Kunikida, who was processing documents upstairs, raised his head in confusion: Was there an earthquake?

*

Oh, the sky above Yokohama is really——

The cat is frozen to death!

You sneezed on Chocobo's back, and Mikazuki Munechika poked his head out of his pocket: "Master, are you sick? Hahaha, do you want to hug me? It will be warmer."

"No." You said stubbornly, "How can the low temperature make me catch a cold? My body is strong enough to withstand the cold wind from high altitude."

Haha, no, players won't get sick unless the plot requires it. Isn't it just a little cold? You've already seen it. The big crystal is on the top floor of the black building in front. Now you just need to let the Chocobo fly over and land, and you can...

[The wind pulse ahead is interrupted, no flying]

Damn it! Why can't I fly near the big crystal again? Game planner, you and your Chocobo will always remember you!

You landed at a random spot nearby, retrieved the Chocobo, and gathered the grass from the green belt. You have to spend money to buy the grass in the Decoration DLC, so wouldn't you be able to save money by gathering it in the wild?

Is there anything in the dungeon that players cannot take? Unless the system forbids you to take it.

Oh, you are such a genius at saving money.

But... you look up at the top of the building. You didn't notice it when you were flying just now, but you realized when you stood on the ground that this building is so high - although compared with the Current Affairs Office Building, it is still a few floors short.

The question is how to get up there? If you can't fly, you can only take the stairs, right? You open the system and find that the people coming and going in the building are all yellow-named NPCs - that is, if you beat one, the other yellow-named NPCs will immediately turn red, and then in turn surround you who is less than level 10, and Mikazuki Munechika, whose fighting power is about the same as 1 Totoro.

Say hello in a friendly way first? Then try to improve the guards' favor with food? You wondered uncertainly, if you improve the favor of all NPCs, the yellow name will turn green, right?

If the NPCs don't accept it... you switch professions, confidently take out the frying pan, put on a sinister smile, and just pour the food into their mouths to ensure that they "accept" the gift.

The cat man failed halfway through cooking.

It means that you don't have enough materials in your backpack.

You also try to get close to the gate guard, hoping that he will convert as soon as he knows your identity as a cat from the new world, and not ignorantly hinder the cat man's first step in conquering the world.

But the cold-blooded level 30 NPC just glanced at you, rejected your request, and drove you out of the port//black power area, telling you to go back to the bar to work early and not to hang around here unless necessary.

Damn NPC, you have to add green pepper juice to the wine he orders next time!

It has come to this——

You look toward the roof with a determined expression.

I had to climb the wall.

*

There are quite a lot of glass windows in this building. After you touch the big crystal, come and collect it at night. You shook your tail and climbed up two steps. Even the NPCs in this building acted as if they saw a ghost when they saw you.

What's wrong? Haven't you ever seen a cat man as handsome as you? You shook your ears and chose to forgive the country NPC for not having seen the Haidu Tide Cat.

Alas, they are already impressed by how handsome you are. If they could see your shining white smile in the dark, wouldn’t they be so impressed by how handsome you are?

After pushing Mikazuki Munechika, who was about to jump out of your head again, back into your pocket, you continued to climb up.

When you are almost at the top of the building, you suddenly notice that there seems to be something shiny in the room you just climbed through - judging by its color, it is a rare item.

You quickly stepped back, pressed your face against the glass, and took a closer look: It was confirmed that the little skirt held by the NPC in this room was a shiny collectible item.

The style is quite cute, I think you will like it, right?

Thinking of this, you took out a hoe and smashed the glass next to it - the broken glass window did not break into pieces, but instead turned into a glass-like cube, floating quietly in the room.

After crawling into the room with your limbs in an extremely abstract posture, you picked up the fallen glass pieces, then walked to the black-haired NPC as if nothing had happened and snatched the little dress from his hand in the blink of an eye.

"Oh, this style is pretty nice. Do you like it?"

Mikazuki Munechika, who finally got out of his pocket, first glanced at Mori Owai who was still in a daze, then retracted his gaze indifferently and admired the little dress with you: "Are you preparing a gift? Hahaha very good very good... Master, then my gift for the old man..."

"Don't worry, I will remember you, Totoro." You put away your little skirt and pushed Mikazuki Munechika into your pocket again.

Seeing that you were about to leave, Sen Ouwai quickly called out to you: "Sir, the one you just took away is my daughter's favorite. If you like this type, why not let me..."

"Ah? Do you like it?" You stopped and twitched your ears in confusion, "But weren't you just running after the little sister, shouting something like Alice, put it on, in a weird voice?"

Do you really want someone to chase you and beg you to wear your clothes? Your eyes become sharp. Does this NPC want to take the clothes back?

Mori Ougai choked at your answer. He was just doing his daily "intimate activities" with Alice, but he didn't expect a red and black thing to jump over from outside.

Before he could analyze whether it was an illusion, a supernatural power, or a prank by Dazai Osamu, he saw you crawling back in a strange posture - can an ordinary person really crawl upside down on the outer wall of a high-rise building? !

But Mori Ogai, who had experienced the war on Changan Island, quickly compared your appearance with the "Cat God" who brought miracles and peace. Even if it wasn't, he believed that there must be some kind of connection between you.

In a few seconds, he healed the wounded on Chang'an Island and resurrected those who died that day... Just thinking about this description, Mori Ogai was so excited that he trembled all over. No, no, I have to slow down a bit and not treat others the way I treat them...

After all, he is a real "god". If he can get the other party to stand on the side of Hong Kong//Black... He is secretly profiling your personality. It doesn't seem very smart... Well, he is the naive type. As long as he can arouse the other party's interest, it should be fine...

Um?

When you snatched the dress from my hand, Mori Ou's brain really stopped for a moment.

So... is this her personality? Was his previous inference wrong? Chaos? Likes dresses... Is she a kid from home? This might be a breakthrough... Would it be more effective to state the purpose directly instead of beating around the bush?

Ah... what a pity. He didn't expect his interaction with Alice to be seen. Didn't she just jump over quickly? How could she be seen? He should create a new image to approach...

Alice, who had been quietly staying behind Mori Owl, secretly on the lookout for intruders, suddenly turned back into a lively and lovely little girl.

Alice turned around, her long golden hair arcing in the air. She puffed up her face and stamped her feet in dissatisfaction: "Really - Rintaro is the most annoying!"

"Love...Alice QAQ" Mori Ogai, with his egg-shaped eyes, stretched out his hand to Alice, "Don't be angry, my lovely Alice~~"

"I don't want to listen——"

Watching the middle-aged man and the young girl chasing each other in the room, you used the system to confirm that they were actually the same person - uh, or an NPC and his ability? I don't understand, anyway, the current scene is that this NPC hates itself, likes itself, and chases itself, right?

What a strange play.

You showed a look of disgust, took what you could from Moriou's outer office, shook your head and sighed, then crawled out of the room and continued to climb the wall.

Goodbye NPC, forget about you wall-climbing cat man.

You need to continue to pursue your own great transmission crystal.