Chapter 8 But players prefer something less sweet
You never thought that your plan would fail, nor did you think that Tsurumaru Kuninaga would refuse your invitation.
In ancient times, a life-saving favor was rewarded with one's own body. Today, you saved Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and you just asked him to sign a contract with you to be your blade. What's wrong with that? What's more, Xiao Fei's fat birth is as easy as pie!
This wave of "Wild Tsurumaru Capture Plan" is absolutely stable!
Kashuai Kiyomitsu and Yamaubakiri Kunihiro who ran over didn't even look at Tsurumaru Kuninaga. They surrounded you on the left and right. After they carefully checked you and confirmed that you were not injured again, they all breathed a sigh of relief.
While Kashuu Kiyomitsu was re-braiding your messy hair, he was mumbling to you: "Master, don't rush up alone next time, and rely on us occasionally..." He was a little disappointed, turned away, and forced a smile, "Ah, does it mean I'm not cute if I say that?"
"Don't abandon us... Even if it's a replica..." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro lowered his head, his hat drooping to hide his expression. He clenched his fists and his voice trembled, "But a sword that even its owner can't protect, is simply..."
"There is no need for it to exist!"
The atmosphere suddenly became solemn.
But I'm sorry, you are a player and you never read the air or reflect on yourself.
What? As the game king, what's wrong with you beating up four elite monsters by yourself? Anyway, they didn't really die. You looked at the two blades with dissatisfaction, got angry for a while, and then covered your ears and started to turn around in circles, muttering "I don't want to listen to the knife monster's chanting".
Now it's impossible to use Emo's dual blades.
"What..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu sighed, "Master's reaction makes us look like idiots, doesn't it?"
Tsurumaru Kuniei, who had been watching for a long time, couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Pfft... Hahahaha, sorry sorry..."
Interesting, a sage full of secrets, this Honmaru must be very interesting. He looked at you surrounded by two blades, thinking that if he could become your sword, the future would be full of surprises, and it would definitely not make the blade feel bored, right?
But a knife like his that came from nowhere...
"Well, although I am tempted by the little judge's proposal." Tsurumaru Kuninaga put away his sword, took two steps back, and smiled at you gently, "But Tsuru really prefers a free and easy life."
"My little judge, you will meet a better 'Tsurumaru Kuninaga'."
"Such a refusal..."
He stood alone not far away, like a crane whose feathers were wet by the rain and could no longer fly.
"Did it scare you?"
*
Tsurumaru Kuninaga had already regained consciousness when he was still in the sword.
Haha, this is really a big shock. He thought to himself that this kind of treatment is unique among "Tsurumaru Kuninaga", right?
I have consciousness but no body, I am trapped in steel, I can't see, hear, speak, or move. It feels like I have returned to the dark life in a tomb.
This kind of shock is not what he wants...
He was expecting someone to find him in the blade, but he waited and waited, but no one found him.
Could it be that current politics has placed him in a particularly remote place?
Ah, that won't do. If I'm not discovered, I won't be able to be summoned into a human form by the Judge, right?
If no judge can find him, he can find a judge he likes. Tsurumaru Kuninaga thought, is it really necessary to rely on his own efforts? Hmm... how do the monsters in Heian-kyō cultivate? Haha, if he cultivates himself into a human form, is he considered a fukujin or a monster?
But suddenly one day, Tsurumaru Kuninaga felt that his body was entangled by something sticky, and then he was taken away from the place.
Dark spiritual energy was poured into the blade, and vaguely, he heard someone saying something.
"… This is it… You'll like it…"
"As... an 'easter egg'..."
"...If not...there would be no need at all..."
Well, I'm in trouble. Tsurumaru Kuninaga thought calmly that if I underestimate him like this, I will suffer a great loss.
"Damn it, I was discovered..."
"...This one can no longer be used...throw it into the space-time rift..."
"…&*# is coming soon…"
Of course, the Government of Time paid the undead to instill information about the space-time rift. It's a pity that Tsurumaru Kuninaga calmly faced his impending fate. He didn't even have time to kill the person who took him away...
The feeling of the blade being entangled by an unknown sticky thing is so disgusting!
…
As a result, he did not dissipate in the chaos, but came to the 5-1 battlefield and gained a human body.
He can also choose his favorite inquisitor like he did at the beginning.
But facing his rare four-flower sword, the judges and his fellow gods would only stare at him with vigilance.
Later, Tsurumaru Kuninaga realized that "Tsurumaru Kuninaga" would not drop here, and he should not appear on this battlefield without a master.
He was regarded as "the sword abandoned by the inquisitor".
What did the sword Funegami, known for its loyalty, do to deserve being abandoned? Did he disobey orders? Did he commit insubordination? Or was it something worse - trying to harm the Judge? Or was this Tsurumaru Kuninaga a fallen and disqualified sword?
No one dared to gamble, so no one was willing to accept him.
Well, just a blade like this is fine. Tsurumaru Kuninaga lay on the tree, staring at the sky in a daze. He didn't have to obey the orders of humans, and he didn't have to worry about running out of spiritual power for the time being. Now he was no longer in the form of a sword, and he could do whatever he wanted...
What's more... He raised his hand to block out the overly glaring sun. The Inquisitor was not strong enough to remove the dark aura in his body. The person behind the scenes who took him away could come to him at any time through this aura.
With a knife like this that comes from an unknown source, it’s better for him to just be a free crane.
Then one day, when Tsurumaru Kuninaga was chatting with his acquaintance Cangdaikiri Mitsutada, he saw you being held in the arms of Yamato-no-kami Yasunari.
He doesn't know how to describe the feeling of seeing you for the first time. There is a kind of... familiarity that is very unfamiliar to Ren. I believe Xiaoguang next to him also feels the same way, otherwise he would not have stared at other judges for so long.
Such a young shinigami would appear here... He already has his own honmaru, right? Is he a child known to Hikaru's master? Haha, staring at him like this, have you not seen "Tsurumaru Kuninaga" yet? Even if you don't have any expectations, you know that you won't become his master, although I feel a little sorry for him later...
But in this way, he can also become someone's first "Tsurumaru Kuninaga", right?
then--
"Hey, I'm Tsurumaru Kuninaga."
A crane lands in front of you.
"Are you scared by my sudden appearance?"
*
You were silenced by Tsurumaru Kuninaga's words.
"Hey, Kiyomitsu, Kirikoku, did he just reject me?" You turned your head and checked with your own blade to confirm that there was nothing wrong with your ears. "Was it really a rejection instead of an agreement?"
Two Blades nodded to indicate that you heard it correctly.
You are shocked and confused.
But you didn't give up and asked again: "Are you really not willing to go with me?"
"Haha, sorry, sorry." Tsurumaru Kuninaga said softly, "But the first time I saw the little judge, I felt very friendly."
"Maybe I came to this time and space just to meet you."
"Oh." You began to sing expressionlessly, "Yeah, yeah, we met one last time, but it's a pity that I didn't feel anything when I first saw you, because I had already met my own guiding NPC."
Tsurumaru Kuninaga:?
Why do you say it's so touching? It's just a rejection of the players. You scratched your hair, and walked around impatiently. You don't understand those literary things. You want freedom, you don't want to be a human being, you want to be a happy bird.
Now you understand that if you don’t do something, the blade you’ve set your sights on will be gone!
"Okay." You sighed, looked at Tsurumaru Kuninaga sincerely, and expressed your regret, "It seems that you and I are not destined to be together. After all, a forced melon is not sweet."
"But do you know who you are rejecting?"
"Ah?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga was confused by your question. He answered carefully, "Is it... a judge?"
"Wrong!" You took out the giant desert cactus you just redeemed from the system mall and hit Tsurumaru Kuninaga's head hard with it. "Whose love do you think you are rejecting? It's me, the love of an emperor!"
Tsurumaru Kuninaga was seriously injured and fell into a coma.
[Giant Desert Cactus: Some people call bricks fighters among weapons, but Giant Desert Cactus says it is a bomber among weapons, and those who have used it say it is good. Using this plant to attack the head can cause a 100% stun attack to the target, and add taunt and bleeding effects. ]
Yes, a forced melon is not sweet, but you like to eat melons that are not sweet, so what's wrong with forcing the melon? How can the things that players like be let go so easily? No matter whether he likes it or not, tie it back first and let the illustration +1.
You feel refreshed and place an order for [Sturdy Rope] and [Cool and Hot Sunglasses] in the system mall overnight. Putting the sunglasses on your face, you turn your head to look at Kashuu Kiyomitsu and Yamaubakiri Kunihiro.
After witnessing your brutal act, the two swords noticed your gaze, swallowed their saliva at the same time, and took a step back.
"You, and you." You tried your best to show your fat and domineering attitude, raised your finger and pointed at Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "Go cook two dishes for me... Oops, I said it wrong, go tie him up and take him away!"
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro hesitated for a moment, then showed a determined expression, took the rope from your hand, and tied Tsurumaru Kuninaga tightly from head to toe, like a rope worm.
Kashuu Kiyomitsu took another step back and looked at Yamaubakiri Kunihiro and said, "How can you be this kind of blade?"
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro hesitated for a second before finally explaining, "He... has no clothes on... He needs to be tied up tightly."
You just remembered that Tsurumaru Kuninaga had just exploded and used his ultimate skill. Oops, you were busy collecting the knife into the Pokémon Ball. Oh, no, collecting it into the knife account. You forgot about it...
When California Qingguang turned his attention to you again, you looked away with an innocent look on your face and started whistling: "I'm just a pure little fat girl who knows nothing..."
You can't even see the white abdominal muscles, hey~
"……I see."
Kashuu Kiyomitsu rolled up his sleeves, took off his scarf, and tied Tsurumaru Kuninaga up with it.
You saw a blazing fire suddenly burst out from behind him, and he clenched his fists and shouted:
"I will protect the master's purity!"