Chapter 85 But Cat Man Loves Strawberry Pie

85.

But you also understand that this is Sister Sa's disguised excuse to refuse to give you a private contact method. You droop your ears and sigh, oh, what does it mean that the cat has feelings but the beauty has no feelings...

But it doesn't matter! With your tail erected, you can also go find the beautiful lady in the limited-time store.

Hehe, pretty NPC sister.

Thinking of this, you politely greeted Tsujimura Fukatsuki, who was still making eye contact with Taneda Santoka, and said, "The cat man will come to play with you next time."

"Hey...wait, that's not what I meant..."

You didn't listen to what Tsujimura Fuzuki said at all. In the blink of an eye, you jumped dozens of meters away. A few seconds later, you jumped back and said politely, "Sorry, I forgot about Xiaozhu."

Tsujimura Fuzuki, who was originally happy that you listened to others:?

Oda Sakunosuke stands in front of you, his expression a little dazed. He hesitates and asks, "Are you going to do it the same way as before?"

"Is it not possible?" You tilted your head, "Xiaozhu can't run as fast as me, right?"

"Yeah, but the wind is a bit strong." Oda Sakunosuke agreed, and then calmly began to express his needs, "It makes me a little cold... and a little hungry."

"Oh, then do you want to come to my garden with me? I'll ask Mi-chan to cook two dishes for you."

“Do you have spicy curry?”

"Is it possible? If it's cold..."

You took out a small plush blanket from your backpack - the other blades were bought for Xiaofei. The Honmaru closet has been refreshed to look like Kailan's house - the cat man only needs to check the closet twice a day, morning and evening.

And you threw Xiaofei's clothes into your backpack as souvenirs.

Isn't it useful now? Although it is small, it can bring great warmth to the cat man's followers!

"If you feel cold, use this." You enthusiastically handed over the black cat-shaped blanket. "It's plush, small, easy to carry, and won't break even if you pull it. It's also suitable for sensitive skin."

"Ah..." Oda Sakunosuke took the black cat blanket and looked at it for two seconds. He suddenly realized, "So if I believe in the cat god, do I have to become a cat myself?"

"Oh my god, Xiaozhu, you are such a genius, why didn't I think of this idea? Hehehe, if I catch everyone and turn them into fluff, I can do whatever I want in this world - those who obey me will be free, meow, and those who disobey me will be caught and sterilized!"

Taneda Santouhuo, who was eavesdropping quietly, almost fainted, but when he thought that you seemed to really have this ability, he couldn't help but let out a silent scream of reflective hazel.

However, the boy with a mole on his lip was not worried about these problems at all. He stood behind Huo Shen on the farming hill and whispered: "Shouldn't we refute the belief that if you believe in cats, you will become a cat? How can a normal person accept it so quickly..."

You, who can clearly see the other party's complaints through the system panel, look at Oda Sakunosuke, who is a former killer and has super sharp hearing and can clearly hear the other party's complaints.

"Xiaozhu." You said seriously, "Oh no! A rare spit-teasing character has appeared here. Let's catch him before he evolves into his perfect form."

"oh."

Seeing Oda Sakunosuke getting closer and closer to him, the boy with the mole looked at his trusted director in panic - the latter turned his head away as if nothing had happened and began to admire the green nightingale.

Well, he decided to go for broke: "I'm not a spit-job! What's with the lines that come out of Shiningbo ○Yume? And what the hell is a spit-job complete body?"

"The perfect form of the sarcasm character is the glasses themselves... Such sharp sarcasm, Xiaozhu, you should learn from them." You said seriously, "If you want to write a novel, you must start by learning to express yourself, and sarcasm is the easiest way."

"Is that so?" Oda Sakunosuke grabbed the arm of the defenseless clerk, looked at you, nodded, and said seriously, "I'll remember that."

"That's not the case at all! Please refute it."

"Oh, this sentence is also very powerful, Xiaozhu, you should remember it too."

*

How on earth did things turn out like this?!

Sakaguchi Ango lowered his head tightly with a frown on his face. He used his brain, which had been admitted to the Special Forces Department with excellent grades, to think hard about the cause and effect - there was no answer, because the logic of the person who took him away was completely unpredictable.

Clearly, he was only confirming the next undercover work with Chief Taneda today; Clearly, he only saw the other party's expression change drastically after answering a phone call, and asked if he needed help out of kindness; Clearly, the chief said that he only needed to stand back and find an opportunity to touch an item on a cat to activate his supernatural power, and it didn't matter if there was no opportunity...

It clearly had a passionate beginning, so why did it end with him being kidnapped to a strange place?!

Don't think he didn't hear a white-haired man whispering to someone nearby: "...bringing so many people back again...that's great, they're all kids, they have no competitive ability!"

What?! Did no one here notice the ropes on him? He didn't! Do it voluntarily! This is totally different from the Yokohama he's familiar with, right?! If the kingdom of God where the gods live is like this... ah, it doesn't seem so bad, does it?

Sakaguchi Ango began to analyze that the environment was very good and they were able to achieve self-sufficiency. It seemed that the farmland was also very large... No, do gods need to farm?

However, he also knew the reason why Taneda Santohuo did not stop him: the Special Powers Department needed him to use his special powers to get more intelligence from the existence that seemed to be a god.

So while he was moving, he secretly activated his supernatural powers on the rope on his body - but of course he didn't read anything.

Because he is a god... so his supernatural powers are ineffective? Sakaguchi Ango's eyes darkened. Now that his supernatural powers cannot be used, he can only rely on himself...

The next second, the strong smell of alcohol enveloped him, and all his thoughts were interrupted in an instant.

The tall, long-haired man in a loose kimono approached him very familiarly, raised his glass enthusiastically, and hooked his arm around his neck generously - almost pushing the skinny clerk to the ground.

"Hey, brother, why are you looking down? Come and have a drink~" Jiro Tachi raised the wine cup and looked at Sakaguchi Ango, puzzled, "Hey, brother, don't you like... hiccup... wine? Good wine is, hiccup, the best thing in the world."

"Jiro." Taro Tachi reluctantly moved his brother away from Sakaguchi Ango, "I'm sorry, Jiro is drunk and has caused you trouble."

“No…no!”

Ango Sakaguchi pushed up his glasses, feeling a little embarrassed. Although they were brothers, the elder brother with a ponytail gave him a very divine feeling - a bit like those high-ranking priests he saw when he was a child and went to the shrine to worship with his family.

"Really? That's good." Taro Tachi stopped Jiro Tachi who wanted to continue drinking secretly, nodded to Sakaguchi Ango, and took the blade back to the table of the drunkards.

"Glasses-kun just thinks too much."

A strange voice came from the side, and Ango Sakaguchi turned his head and saw the black-haired, green-eyed boy who was the only one at the table who had come along on his own initiative.

The rest of the people were kidnapped after being encountered on the road.

With his mouth filled with snacks, Ranpo Edogawa swallowed the food with difficulty. After quickly drinking a glass of juice, he looked at Ango Sakaguchi and said puzzledly, "Mr. Cat was just in a momentary mood. Why did Mr. Glasses think so much?" After a pause, he suddenly realized, "Ah, so you want to know Mr. Cat's secret."

“Eh——” Another owl-eyed boy who was tied up with a bandage on his face said in a long tone, “Mr. Cat? Why didn’t I know he had such a name? Right, Chuuya.”

This guy... Sakaguchi Ango pushed his glasses up uncertainly. Is he being weird? Speaking of which... are he and the cat god the only ones at this table who don't know each other well?

Nakahara Chuuya, who only felt the warmth of the place, was thinking about life. When he heard Dazai Osamu's question, he subconsciously answered, "Well, it's like this..." No, what did Bandage Mackerel ask?

"Look, even Chuuya, who has the best nose for finding companions, agrees." Dazai Osamu raised his chin and said pretentiously, "There is no Mr. Cat here. Mr. Cat is not here."

"oh."

Facing the sudden provocation, Ranpo Edogawa stopped eating, opened his eyes, scanned Dazai Osamu from head to toe, and then snorted very loudly: "Huh! So what? Do you think Mr. Cat will like black slime?"

"Haha, I don't like those weird little sweet-toothed brats who make friends with people unilaterally."

"Damn it!" Edogawa Ranpo was so angry that he meowed, "I want to duel with you!"

"Hehe, don't duel with someone who has delusions."

But Edogawa Ranpo didn't give him any chance to act weird and just rushed past him.

The two weak-minded ones rolled around on the ground, fighting like kindergarten kids, and they managed to make the black cat scream.

You just got rid of a group of drunk NPCs who were hugging your legs and shouting "Alluki, please use me, I'm more useful than the savages", and when you walked over, you saw two black-haired creatures rolling on the ground in a quantum entanglement.

"What's going on?" You looked at Oda Sakunosuke, who was enjoying his spicy curry with a softer look in his eyes, and scratched your ear in confusion, "Did they eat the white rice balls made by Tsurumaru?"

"Ah, this one?" Oda Sakunosuke put down the spoon and recalled the plot carefully. After a few seconds, he gave the answer, "The Slime and the Sweet Monster are fighting."

Sakaguchi Ango, who heard you because you didn't lower your voice, retorted loudly: "That's not the case at all! Don't omit anything!"

Omitting anything will only hurt others!

You used the mediation punch on the two people rolling on the ground, then put the two people together, let them keep holding hands as good friends during the meal, and let the usually quiet Nakahara Chuuya serve as the supervisor.

"Wow, being watched by a slimy slug? That's gross..."

"Do you think I want to see your mackerel?" Nakahara Chuuya paused and smiled, "Don't worry, I will supervise you to make peace."

You carefully look through the system logs at the side, oh, so the quarrel was caused by this and that... but you still don't understand. But because you look through a lot of records, the NPC's name is imprinted in your brain in a vicious way of repetition.

Eh… How come these names look familiar to you? You put on a thinker's pose and start using your shiny new brain.

Dazai Osamu... Dazai Osamu... Oh, what a familiar name, I've seen him before... Oh! You remember, the one who wrote novels, the most classic of which is the one about eating people alive, and the one about three beauties and a man.

You also remember the name Oda Sakunosuke. The book he wrote, uh, My Good Wife, is very famous!

Sakaguchi Ango, you are most familiar with it. His book is called Theory of Degeneration, right? It tells about the decadent life in the glorious and wealthy life of the bourgeoisie... So cool, can you also experience the decadent life of becoming rich overnight?

It seems that these three people have debuted a group, what is its name...Laolai Pai!

You smacked your lips and sighed secretly: As expected of you, you can still remember what your classmates said in junior high school.

It seems that you are indeed a literary genius, and studying science and engineering is a complete waste of your literary talent.

With this in mind, you posted a cat comment in your communication box.

[Cat Saa in the New World: Based on the above, the cat man is undoubtedly asking about the genius cat]

[Utase Kanesada: Let’s not discuss why all the great writers in history became like this... But Master, they are rogues! ]

[Cat SaMa in the New World: Why are you yelling so loudly? The cat man can’t hear you anyway]

[Cat Sam in the New World: Got it, you’re such a slacker! Remembering the name is easy for cat men! ]

[Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: ... is a rogue]

[Cat Sama in the New World: There are so many cookies and pies. Mimi, I want to eat strawberry pie]

【Candakiri Mitsutada:? 】

[Takakiri Mitsutada: Do you eat without taking a break? ]

[Cat Sam in the New World: Love to Eat Love to Eat]

[Candela Kirimimitada:...Waiting]

I hope Mi-chan isn't too tired. You turn off the communication box and look towards the kitchen expectantly, but don't rest too much.

Catman is still waiting to eat pie, meow.