Chapter 93: A two-way illness

93.

"Is the manager back?" Rambo, who was wearing less than when he first met her, wrapped himself in a scarf, held a cup of hot tea, and looked out the window with a melancholy look, "Is it time to... go to work again?"

Why are the days without work so short?

The depressed Frenchman dropped two sugars into his teacup, sighed sadly, and ate a snack.

"No, buddy, you've been paid for two months without doing any work, and you're still upset?"

You open the system and do some calculations, and find that the clothing store has been losing money for the past two months...

No, cat men can eat anything except meat!

So the next second, you put on a vicious capitalist face to Rimbaud: "You, since you have received two months' salary without doing any work, you should work overtime to make up for it starting from today."

After thinking about it again, it seems that your store has fixed working hours and fixed places, so there is no extra time for Rambo to work overtime... There is no other way, Rambo can only do the work of two people.

"How about this? You also wear Catman's clothes and be a model in the store." You took out the sewing tools from your backpack and began to sew "work clothes" for Rambo on the spot. "You must fully demonstrate the high quality, high precision, and high level of our store's special clothing!"

"Huh?" Rambo looked blankly at the gorgeous Western-style dress you handed over. He hesitated for a moment and said, "We...are not a pet clothing store?"

"So what?" You answered confidently, "Pets are store employees, store employees are pets, and Rimbaud, you are a store employee, so you are also a pet. There is absolutely no problem with you wearing pet clothes!"

"Why..." You narrowed your eyes and looked at Rambo who was avoiding your gaze and shrinking his body, "You don't want to wear it?"

Because the system contract cannot reject your Rimbaud at all, you are racking your brains to think of how to defend yourself, but you don't want to suffer a loss, so you have already bumped into Rimbaud like a ferocious cat catching its food.

"Hehehe, don't try to resist, just put on your clothes and go to work!"

"No, manager, wait a minute..." Rimbaud said, feeling that he could still be saved, "These clothes are a little too cold for me..."

"Don't worry, I'll put ten layers of baby warmers on you. Men, either suits or work clothes, I forgot what's next, but women's clothes."

After a pause, you began to soothe the NPC's emotions to prevent him from leaving the store out of stress: "It's okay, Rimbaud. Life is short lived. Just bear with it. You may get used to it by tomorrow."

"Besides, since you were resurrected by Catman, you are destined to work for Catman for the rest of your life." You said sinisterly, "Even if you run away, Catman will haunt you like a ghost until you come back to work."

After a fruitless struggle, Rimbaud was forced to change into a gorgeous dress and lay down on the sofa in the store. And you, humming a little tune, walked back to Honmaru to eat with a carefree pace.

Half an hour later, Rimbaud turned over on the sofa, still unable to figure it out: No, is this what gods do?

Then the world is doomed.

*

Upon hearing that the store manager had returned, Kunikida Doppo prepared to go and greet him - and also to greet Edogawa Ranpo who was acting awkward for some reason.

Standing at the door of the Daochong Luanbu clothing store, Kunikida Dopo was somewhat emotional: The last time I came here was two months ago. I wonder what happened to the animals in the store...

After opening the door, Kunikida Dopo cleared his throat and said, "Excuse me, may I ask the manager..."

The rest of the words were stuck in his throat - because Kunikida Dopo saw the shop assistant named Rimbaud sitting in a fixed position wearing a gorgeous and exquisite Western-style dress that could be called a work of art. The only thing that was not quite right was that the dress Rimbaud was wearing was a women's skirt.

Kunikida Dopo abruptly stopped moving forward. The confused members of the detective agency thought for three seconds, then took a step back and apologized earnestly: "Sorry, we went the wrong way."

I got up suddenly and saw Mr. Rimbaud wearing women's clothes... No, no, no, he must have gone to the wrong place. He mistook other ladies for Mr. Rimbaud due to a hallucination. This is really rude...

Kunikida Dopo kept pushing his glasses up. He had met Mr. Rimbaud quite often in the past two months. How could he have mistaken him for someone else?

After closing the door, he walked back to the elevator and then to the pet store again. Well, it was the Knife Pet Dance Clothing Store. He wouldn't go to the wrong place this time.

Kunikida walked back through the door and said, "Excuse me, is the store manager back?"

Oh no, the rude illusion has not disappeared yet. Why is Mr. Rimbaud still sitting there in a skirt?

"…You didn't go wrong."

Lanbo spoke quietly, and according to the process you gave him, he stood up, turned around, and showed the clothes on his body to the customers. Then, he picked up a piece of paper from the table and began to read it emotionlessly: "Cat Master hand-sews pet clothes... There are no middlemen to make a profit from the price difference. The same style is in stock, and it will be given away if you pay. Hurry and buy some clothes for your little pet."

Kunikida Dopo seemed to be about to say something but stopped himself.

Kunikida pushed up his glasses and expressed his respect for Rimbaud: "Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Rimbaud."

"It's not hard." Lan Bo sat back down and said weakly, "My life is hard."

He shouldn't have accepted this mission in the first place. If he hadn't accepted the mission, he wouldn't have come to Yokohama with Wei Erlan. If he hadn't come to Yokohama, he wouldn't have been backstabbed. If he hadn't been backstabbed, he wouldn't have lost his memory. If he hadn't lost his memory, he wouldn't have been saved by the cat man...

"Click"

Rambo withdrew his hand expressionlessly and threw the broken table into the trash can.

The cat man is right, a child's education should start from an early age. Since Weilan is not dead yet, he will always come to Yokohama again - this time, he will teach him a good lesson - at least after the backstabbing, remember to bring him back to the country!

If a person with superpowers stranded in a foreign country is not careful, he may be picked up by a strange cat man and used as a tool or warehouse!

"Are there... guests coming..." You walked out of the back room with difficulty, and with great difficulty pushed away the clean-shaved cat lying on your face, "It was a close call, I almost suffocated to death."

"Manager, what are you doing..." Kunikida Dopo paused as he looked at you, who were covered in plush, and said, "A new way of displaying things?"

"No." You calmly pulled the Sasakuri snake coiled around your waist, asking him not to tie it so tightly, "This is just a disease that the cat man and everyone are both running towards."

You are afraid that the Home NPC will destroy your newly planted vegetables, and the Home NPC is afraid that you will go out and not come home - in the end it becomes like this, whether you are in the Honmaru or the pet clothing store, there will be countless knife spirits sticking to you.

I dare not imagine how you managed to complete a new round of vegetable planting with a crane hanging in your left hand, a Hasebe in your right hand, a short knife lying on your head, and your left and right legs being held by blades.

Even sleeping at night - well, actually you don't have to sleep in the game, you just pretend to be asleep to trick the insecure NPCs into leaving, and then you can do whatever you want outside the room, planting vegetables, fishing and collecting as much as you want.

But when you open the door, you see a blade holding a pillow and attacking at night. When you open the door, you see a blade holding a pillow and attacking at night...

Finally, when Kasen Kanesada came to check on your room, he pointed at your bulging quilt and asked in horror what it was. Then, Takakiri Mitsutada wiped his cold sweat, laughed dryly and said, "Haha, it might be the master's doll."

Yakiri Hasebe said that it might be the master's quilt. He didn't notice that the weather was getting colder and that the master needed a thicker quilt. It was his fault. So he came to the master's room to make a bed and feel the changes of the four seasons for the master.

Utsusemi Kanesada sneered, walked forward and lifted the quilt, pulled out a Tsurumaru Kuninaga wearing fluorescent glasses, a righteous Ba-gata naginata, a Kamehameha Shinmune playing with bondage, a half-undressed Mikazuki Munechika, a confused Ichiki Ichibuki wearing a bellyband, a Yamaubakiri, and another Yamaubakiri...

Finally, they caught a man named Yukito Ayatsuji who hadn't been returned to the Special Powers Division in time. He was filled with murderous intent and his face said "Damn you, a bunch of dead gods"

Kasen Kanesada pointed at this group of people who shouldn't exist, sneered and asked, "Do you have anything to explain?"

You said that the bed in Cat Man’s room is quite big, but there are too many blades, so the bed is still not big enough, and it might be a bit troublesome to open it.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga said, "That's easy. Master, just move to a bigger room and sleep with me."

Rantoshiro hugged the quilt and retorted, "You're dreaming. I won't let you monopolize the master with just one blade."

…

As a result, all the staff in Honmaru had to sleep on the floor in the main square.

To prevent you from escaping, you should sleep in the middle, with men on both sides.

I really want to protest. It’s not that I can’t sleep, but the knife-wielding people always squeeze towards me, and I can’t sleep at all every night.

But every time you want to refuse, before you even open your mouth, you see a group of people staring at you with tearful eyes - suddenly you feel a little guilty, you don’t know why, anyway, you feel a little guilty.

Oops! It's the conscience of the scum cat that shouldn't exist that's hurting me.

So it became the current scene: three scenes (castle tower, Honmaru, pet shop), no matter how you fold it, there will be blades sticking to you.

"oh oh……"

In fact, he didn't quite understand what was said. Kunikida Dubu looked at Rimbaud for help. The latter was holding a cup of tea, looking like he had seen through the world and had no desires. Rimbaud said he didn't want to get involved in this master-servant play.

He retracted his gaze, pushed up his glasses, and spoke carefully: "The owner... is quite hard-working."

“It’s not hard.” You sighed, pried the Kneemaru snake that was wrapped around your neck a little, and moved the Higekiri cat that was about to put its head in your mouth a little further away, “It’s hard inside.”

"Where did the manager go during the months he was away?" Kunikida Dopo added, "It may be a bit rude... but Ranpo-san has always cared about the manager..."

"If the store manager is in any trouble, our detective agency will do its best to help you."

The sword pets who had never asked you why you came back to the human world all pricked up their ears and waited for your answer with full attention.

"Ah..." You thought for a moment and answered calmly, "Small hot pot."

"What?" Kunikida Dopo suspected that he had heard it wrong, "You mean... hot pot?" Eating hot pot for two months?

"Yes, a small hot pot, bubbling and gurgling, steaming, not a sukiyaki hot pot. I can eat one hot pot with spicy food and one with beef fat in one meal." You answered confidently, "It's this small hot pot, it's delicious and I love it, what's the problem?"

"No...no...it's fine."

“But I was also wrong.”

"What?" Did he know that people shouldn't disappear for two months just for a hot pot? But...how delicious was the hot pot that the store manager could eat for two months?

"Just as eggs should not be placed in one basket, Neko-chan's vegetables should not be grown only in Honmaru." You looked out the window with a deep expression, "... the world is full of new fields."

Set a small goal first, and get 100 million red-named NPCs to help you reclaim land - if they are disobedient, you can kill them and then revive them to get achievements.

You made the decision with a serious look on your face.

This Yokohama is about to become the world of cat men.