Chapter 98 Cat Man Doesn’t Know Meow

98.

The sword spirit imprisoned in Honmaru, on the Nth day after losing the energy of the Judge, sadly wrote a suicide note in the communication box: Since Alluki doesn't want to see us and doesn't want to return to Honmaru, then there is no meaning for us to exist. Goodbye Alluki...

Before they could finish their words, they were interrupted by the cold-blooded cat man: No, you can't, collect the vegetables before you die.

The knife spirits printed out this sentence and hung it on the door of the square. Every knife spirit who passed by would use a magnifying glass to carefully interpret this sentence.

Finally, the knife spirit who was very good at coaxing himself slammed the table and came to the conclusion: Looking at this sentence from all sides, left to right, the most obvious meaning is that Alluki let them farm... and the deeper meaning is that Alluki trusts them and likes them.

So Alluki has them in his heart!

The famous main controller Hasebe vowed: I saw it from Alluki's period, Alluki entrusted the Honmaru to me, the person he trusted the most!

Ayatsuji Yukito, who was watching everything, turned his head and looked at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, speechless: "How long have they been like this?"

"…It has always been like this. Honmaru Touken's condition is very stable." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi took the documents from Yamaubakiri Kunihiro and took off the cooling patch on his forehead. "Aren't you going to go back?"

He raised his head and laughed, "N879 Honmaru doesn't keep idle people."

"Don't worry, working in Honmaru provides food and lodging, and there are plenty of empty rooms." So don't stay in the Judge's room forever.

"Oh." Ayatsuji Yukito retracted his gaze and began to flip through the mystery novels that the knife-wielding men had bought from Wanwu, "If you have the ability, ask your master to come back and open the door so that I can go back to Yokohama." If you don't have the ability, just bear with it.

"If possible, please bring Mizaki Ming back to me, thank you." Anyway, he was already dead in the Special Powers Agent Department.

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi said he had six points to make.

"Actually..." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro put the organized documents aside. He looked at the man and knife who seemed to be his enemy, and said with some doubt, "It would be better if I don't help the master to farm."

The Shinsengumi, who attaches great importance to the crops in the fields, will definitely take the initiative to return to the Honmaru... unless the Shinsengumi does not plan to farm in the Honmaru in the future.

But Yamaubakiri Kunihiro still remembered that the last time the Judge came back to life, he was muttering to himself while carefully planting ancient fruits.

Therefore, the possibility that the opponent will directly abandon the main maru is basically zero.

The other blades froze when they heard this.

"...Hahaha, of course... I've thought of it!" Oshikiri Hasebe, who had never thought of it, said stubbornly, "I knew that the master would not abandon Honmaru."

"After thinking that the master would never come back, Hasebe was the one who cried the most sadly every night..."

"Hush, nonsense, keep your voice down, give some face to Hasebe who already has little face!"

"Your voice is quite loud... Has Hasebe heard it?"

"You guys...squeeze!"

"Wow! Run! The Pomeranians are coming!"

"This... this time I just reluctantly, reluctantly agree..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi cleared his throat, "You did a good job, fake guy... but... but don't think that I have never thought of this method!"

"...Ben Ge, just be happy."

"Oh..." Higekiri came over and sat down next to the file group, "I just sent a message to the master. Tell him that if he doesn't come back, no one will be willing to harvest the vegetables. The crops will rot in the fields and no one will pick them up..."

Higekire tilted his head and spoke a little softer.

"Then the head of the family said that we would return to Honmaru tonight."

Well, Higekiri took a sip of tea and thought with a smile, if this is the case, Sounmaru will be happy too, right?

*

After returning to Honmaru, you were sucked by the sword, and you deeply felt how those cats who were sucked but unable to struggle felt. Everything became indifferent...

The result is that both sides take a step back, or the Honmaru NPC retreats again and again, hoping that you can come back to Honmaru more often and not let the lonely old Blade wait all the time... But they demand in a tough attitude that when you are in Yokohama, you must have two Blades by your side to protect you.

Otherwise, there will be no blade for you to harvest.

The NPC of the home garden has actually learned to threaten the cat man! Is this a distortion of the nature of the blade, or the corruption of the sword's morality? !

Damn, who knows Cat Man so well? You thought bitterly, and immediately led the NPCs who had never grasped the key point back to the right path.

It's quite rare, and this is the first time you feel threatened by an NPC...

Not bad.

"...Anyway, that's what happened." You were forced to return to Honmaru for a few days, and you were paralyzed on the sofa in the pet shop with a look of despair on your face, and your body was covered with colorful animals. "Rambo, you will have two more colleagues from the humanoid group."

Rimbaud had no opinion. What opinion could he have? He was just an ordinary transcendent who signed a contract to work.

Besides, his colleague's evolution from an animal to a "human being" will bring him more benefits... At least he won't be the only "human" who receives guests in fancy clothes.

"Master, these things on the list..." Candelaikiri Mitsutada came back with the shopping list and bent over to ask you, "Aren't you going back to Honmaru for dinner tonight?"

"Yes." You shook your ears, "Mi-chan, why do you say that? Don't you want to make fried rice for the cat?"

"No, I mean..." He hesitated, trying to express his confusion in the most tactful way possible. "Let's not talk about garlic and onions for now. Grapes, pears, and strawberries are the fruits you want to eat...but eggs, shrimp, and pork chops..."

"Oh, this one." You moved the cat that was pressing against your stomach, wagging its tail and said proudly, "Finally, someone understands the cat's bartending skills. Invite the cat to mix drinks and cook tomorrow."

The company that nominated you seems to be called something like Flag Club, and they said they were holding a team-building event to celebrate someone, so they asked you to go over and prepare some drinks to create an atmosphere... Oh my God, you really are a genius. Even as a bartender, you got a nominated outbound order so quickly.

I am so touched. You must be in that, uh, New Century Bar? New World Bar? Anyway, thanks to the customers of the Flag Club for their nomination, Cat Man will definitely use all his life's knowledge to mix the best wine for them.

Well, let’s treat them with the new cocktail that was just developed yesterday – “this color is obtained by boiling bitter melon juice with matcha and wiping it with a rag”!

"Haha... Master, are you going to use some of the ingredients to make cocktails?" Candidabe Mitsutada tried to keep smiling, "Are you going to make a new dish with the meat?"

"Fruit-flavored cocktails?" Azuki Nagamitsu joined the conversation. "If it's related to desserts, maybe I can help."

"What are you talking about?" You put your hands on your hips and said confidently, "Of course, use all the materials!"

You looked at the dazed Xiaodou Changguang and consoled him: "Even though you won't be working until tomorrow, next time something good like this happens, Catman will remember you."

After all, there are only two pearl bracelets, and the NPCs are already competing for these two positions as attendants. Tomorrow it seems that... Sun Liu and Ze Zong will be the ones.

Xiaodou Changguang's hands holding the plate were shaking slightly. He turned his head and motioned to Cangtai Qili Guangzhong to save him: Mother, don't let the child waste food.

After giving a wry smile, Candakiri Mitsutada looked away as if nothing had happened.

There's no point in saving them. They weren't the ones who drank that weird stuff anyway.

*

The auntie at the vegetable store is as enthusiastic towards you as ever.

After seeing Mitsutada Otakiri and Nagamitsu Azuki in casual clothes, she became even more enthusiastic - pointing at the fact that they stuffed a lot of tomatoes into your vegetable basket.

"I'll leave the cat to you guys." The auntie weighed and packed the dishes you selected while chatting with Candelabra Mitsutada and the others, "This kid never likes to buy vegetables... Let me tell you, if you raise a cat, you must also remember to supplement it with vitamins, and remember to take the cat out to get more sun... Oh, but you have raised it well, and the cat's fur is very shiny."

Mitsutada Candakiri and Nagamitsu Azuki had proud and happy expressions like every parent who hears others praising their children.

"No, cats are the only ones who know what's going on... The vegetables in your house are growing well, and we cats love to eat them."

"Oh, isn't it? The vegetables in my house are of the best quality on this street." Auntie answered proudly, "They have been approved by cats, so they are absolutely fresh and not sprayed with pesticides."

"By the way, are you two dating? Are you married? Do you have someone you like? My sister's nephew's neighbor's boss... is a very nice girl, and she also likes cats..."

Faced with the aunt's passionate attack, Takakiri Mitsutada and Azuki Nagamitsu ran away with plastic bags.

After buying the ingredients, you took Liang Jian on a detour and went to a park where there were many wild cats.

Candakiri Mitsutada looks at you being surrounded by a group of cute stray cats, with an expression that seems to want to say something but is hesitant.

Xiaodou Changguang was puzzled: "What happened?"

"No... I was thinking..." Cangdaikiri Mitsutada sighed, "What would those cat-turned blades in Honmaru do if they knew their masters were petting other cats outside..."

"ah……"

The image of Yamato-mori's calm voice, "Did you touch other cats outside?" naturally emerged in Azuki's mind.

"…Just pretend you didn't see it."

"Um."

After you finished communicating with your "little brothers", a little girl who had been watching you for a long time finally came over with the encouragement of her mother.

"Cat... Cat Superman!" The little girl raised her hands, with daisies covered with water drops, her face flushed. She summoned up her courage and shouted, "Thank...thank you for protecting us at night!"

Huh? What did you protect? Don't you work on your achievements at night? You took the daisy and, along with the little beetle at your feet, tilted your head and meowed in confusion.

When she saw you accept the flowers, the little girl's eyes lit up. She covered her mouth, skipped back to her mother, and shouted excitedly: "Mom, Mom, Super Cat accepted the flowers! I want to like cats all my life!"

The little girl's mother hugged her, raised her head, and gave you an embarrassed smile. Then she took the little girl's hand and walked out slowly: "Well, mommy likes Superman too..."

Kadakiri Mitsutada felt a little regretful that he did not bring Rikuoku Mamoru Yoshiyuki's camera with him when he went out today.

But when he saw you standing there without moving for a long time, he came over with concern and asked, "Master, what's wrong?"

You are fine, but you are puzzled: No, what did you protect? You have never done a mission to protect an NPC...

I can't figure out what's going on. You put the flowers in your backpack. Just think of it as a bug in the new dungeon NPC. What non-existent memory has been added...

When you went out to fight the daily murloc in the evening, as soon as you landed from your bird, a man with blond hair in a small braid blocked the road in front of you and said a bunch of incomprehensible words to you that the cat man couldn't understand at all:

What is this, "Odoudou, I am your Oni-chan", what is this, "We are the only ones who are the same", what is this, "Don't worry, I will reunite our family..."

Poor NPC, it must be a bug that has been around for too long and hasn't been fixed? How come I have this illusion that I'm a cat boy Oni-chan?

You treated the NPC's question with care, and sent him away with perfunctory responses like "hmm, yes, yes, yes"... Not to mention, he actually looked quite happy when he left, as if little flowers were floating around him.

This game has more and more bugs. You shake your head, open the system panel and start writing to the administrator, suggesting that the bugs be fixed. Or, if you don't want to fix them, give Cat Man 100 million and he will lose his memory on the spot.

"Hey, master, come back to your senses--" The captain of the first team today, Kashuai Kiyomitsu, looked up at you who were squatting on the roof like a cat, and shouted, "Are you going to take action today?" If not, they will kill all the monsters.

"Yes, meow."

You leap down from the roof and habitually touch the summoning book on your waist, ready to send the substitute Pokémon online - and then you touch nothing.

"Huh?"

You lower your head and find that the place where your weapon is hung on your waist is empty.

“Eh!!!”

Where is your book?! You open the character panel and find that the equipment column is empty! Can you still throw away the weapons on the equipment?!

You quickly click on the system record to see if the weapon was left in a store or park, or dropped from the sky while riding a bird...

[x day x time: A hand stretched out from the tent and stole your equipment]

[x day x time: Equipment [Raymond Gayton] has been lost. ]

No, who is so wicked? !

You try hard to recall the suspicious people around you, and finally, you conclude that it was the blond NPC who stole it.

Meow! You were so angry that you actually stole the Cat Man's magic book!

Does the NPC know that the weapons in this instance are unique? Blacksmiths cannot make spellbooks. After you level up, the system will automatically recycle low-level weapons and give you high-level ones. In other words,

Now the cat man can no longer be a summoner and can only be a scholar and a wet nurse.

Is the NPC happy now? That cold and heartless golden-haired——

Catman will never forgive him!