Chapter 9 You'll Only Become Fish on the Blind Date Chopping Board



"Are you really giving up on pursuing your crush?"

"Hmm! I'm not going to pursue it anymore. Six years of indifference didn't mean I didn't feel anything; it was just that I pretended not to care because I liked him."

"I thought you were carefree and didn't feel anything? That you didn't care about Sun Qing's cold words? I didn't expect you to care. Pretending not to care? You might as well become an actor. You've fooled me."

"You'll understand that feeling when you have a girl you like."

"Stop! If love is so humble, I'd rather not have it. I come from a poor family and a rural background, which makes me a little inferior. If I were to have a humble relationship, I would feel like I'm being humiliated. A relationship between equals is the only normal one. If I were in a relationship, I wouldn't be as pathetic as you."

"Yes, yes, you're promising, you're amazing. When you meet that person, I hope you can still maintain such a clear mind and analyze things so logically!"

"Don't worry, I'm not like you, blinded by love. I'm more experienced in this area than you. If a relationship makes me uncomfortable from the start, I won't choose to start one."

"Yes, yes, you're a dating expert, but you still got dumped. How are you any better than me?"

"I... I broke up peacefully. What do you mean I was dumped? Watch your words. Don't I have any pride? Like I said, I'd rather not have an unequal relationship. I can't be a simp."

"You're better than me. You can break up with someone just like that, unlike me who wasted six years in an ambiguous relationship."

Xiao Zhebin nodded smugly, "Learn more from me in the future, and I guarantee you'll be able to win over any girl."

"You're asking for it! Who's the boss? Explain yourself."

"You! You! You're the older brother! Let go of me right now, my hand is going to break!"

Although Qiu Bojie did not participate in the discussion, he listened intently for a long time.

Xiao Zhebin laughed and said, "What? What brilliant insights have you gained after eavesdropping for so long?"

Qiu Bojie rolled his eyes at Xiao Zhebin, "No great insights. I've been single for 21 years, so I really don't understand love and romance."

Xiao Zhebin gave a thumbs up, "No wonder you studied computer science, you're a typical STEM guy. You're a disaster area when it comes to finding a girlfriend. Take advantage of your junior year and find a girlfriend quickly. Once you enter society, you'll only become a fish on the chopping block of blind dates, at the mercy of others."

"It's not that serious, is it?"

"How can it not be serious? I have a cousin whose family is of average means. He became a programmer, but he is busy with work and has no time to date. He also never dated a girl in college and has no understanding of female creatures."

"I've been dragging this on until I'm thirty and still haven't settled my personal life. I'm usually bad at talking and don't know how to speak properly. I offend girls without even realizing it. Every blind date I go on ends badly. My aunt and uncle are so worried that their hair has turned white."

"With your mouth, you don't talk much, you're dull and inflexible. When will you be able to settle your personal life? My cousin's present is your future."

Qiu Bojie broke out in a cold sweat. He didn't want to be a bachelor, hitting walls everywhere in the matchmaking market at thirty, and being picked and chosen by girls.

That's so tragic!

"Then...then...what should we do? Please give us some advice."

Xiao Zhebin lowered his voice and began to talk nonsense with a straight face, "That's easy to say, then... tomorrow's breakfast."

"I'll buy it for you."

"You're smart enough to know what's good for you. As the older brother here, I've had a relationship before, and I'll analyze it for you now."

"I'm all ears."

Xiao Zhebin put his arm around Qiu Bojie's shoulder, ready to start spouting nonsense.

Chu Jiang couldn't stand it any longer and spoke up to remind him, "Not a single word this kid says is true. Just listen to it and don't take it too seriously."

Qiu Bojie retorted without hesitation, "That's still better than you. At least he dated a girlfriend, even though they broke up later. He's still had relationships. You spent six years pursuing a girl and made no progress. Do you expect me to listen to you?"

Chu Jiang was speechless, unable to find any reason to refute it. Qiu Bojie was right; he hadn't been able to win over a girl in six years, so what right did he have to give advice? His credibility was low.

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