Chapter 232 One Day
Di Jun sat up straight. He wanted to see what kind of god Anping, who made all the gods cheer, was.
Liu Jianan walked to the stage leisurely as usual and used a loud speaker to greet all the gods.
"This morning, I met Yue Lao when I was washing up, and I met Yue Lao again when I was doing morning exercises, and I met Yue Lao again when I was rehearsing."
He said, with a mysterious arc on his lips: "I wonder if Yue Lao has something to say to me? Is he secretly arranging a marriage for me so that I can encounter love."
"I wait and wait, where is my love?"
"Now I understand that what is waiting for me is not love, but the enthusiasm of everyone, the hospitality that is hard to refuse, and the mood that we are looking forward to!"
As soon as the voice fell, the audience applauded.
The gods cheered and tore their throats to express their love for Liu Jianan's opening remarks.
Many gods who saw Liu Jianan hugging Duan Haiping on the trial stage teased him about not bringing his boyfriend.
Since Liu Jianan became famous on the trial stage, his fame has been growing, and almost no god does not know him.
Of course, along with the feat of withstanding the nine-fold thunder, the romantic news between him and Duan Haiping also spread.
Such teasing happens almost every day.
Liu Jianan is used to it, and he doesn't care at all.
To be in the entertainment industry, at least you have to be thick-skinned.
If you have a fragile heart and take what others say to you seriously, you should change your career as soon as possible.
"Okay, okay, I've already felt everyone's enthusiasm. Please enjoy "A Day in the Life of an Ordinary Man" next."
Liu Jianan finished speaking, and a black mist instantly enveloped him.
This was the black mist released by the Hunyuan Pearl Umbrella of the God of Wealth.
When Liu Jianan was ready, the God of Wealth controlled the Hunyuan Pearl Umbrella and took back all the black mist.
From the perspective of the gods, it seemed that the stage was dark, and then it was bright again in the blink of an eye.
"Ding-ling-ling--"
Liu Jianan, who was lying on the bed, kept his eyes closed and reached out to stroke the mobile phone on the pillow.
The next moment he got the phone, he turned off the alarm and went back to sleep.
But within five minutes, the phone rang again.
Many gods were very interested in the black, square box in Liu Jianan's hand.
"Is that an alarm clock? Why does it make sounds for no reason? Is someone controlling it?"
"It's so noisy. If you don't want to get up, just sleep until you wake up naturally. Why torture yourself?"
Liu Jianan continued to act. He struggled to get up from the bed and said loudly: "If I don't get up, I will be late. My boss said that if I am late again, I will be fired."
This sentence shows his identity as a social animal.
For breakfast, he heated two slices of toast in a toaster and fried eggs in an induction cooker.
It only took a few minutes to make, and he even had time to brush his teeth with an electric toothbrush.
"This little gadget is really interesting. I can brush my teeth without moving. It's convenient and saves trouble."
After breakfast, Liu Jianan opened a certain message and found a taxi app in the mini program.
He booked a car and prepared to take a taxi to the company.
He also projected the interface of his mobile phone for everyone to see.
The gods turned into new and interesting babies, and everything they saw was interesting.
There were also gods who asked if these things were only for humans, as if the gods didn't really need them.
Liu Jianan didn't respond, but continued to immerse himself in his role.
After finishing his morning work, the office animal Xiao Liu was on his mobile phone and ordering takeout during his lunch break. He kept
mumbling to himself: "What should I eat? Sichuan or Cantonese cuisine? Or fried chicken and Coke?"
He finally chose to eat pig's feet rice.
Not long after, Hu Jianye, dressed as a takeaway boy, trotted over: "Your meal!"
Liu Jianan took the takeaway: "Thank you, brother."
He ate lunch while watching variety shows, so happy.
At nap time, he adjusted the seat to massage mode and spent a wonderful thirty minutes in enjoyment.
In the afternoon, he was drowsy and chose to turn on the coffee machine to make a cup of hand-poured coffee.
He loves iced coffee so much that he also used the ice maker to make cube-shaped ice cubes.
"Am I seeing this right? That's ice? Can humans actually make ice anytime?"
"Isn't ice only available in winter?"
"Does that machine contain divine power that can freeze water into ice?"
The gods were discussing this. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes and confirmed that Liu Jianan didn't use divine power, they would never have believed that the God of Anping could actually make ice without relying on divine power.
However, compared to the fact that humans can also make ice cubes, they would rather believe that the God of Anping did something, and they urged Liu Jianan to solve their doubts.
The atmosphere was almost set.
Liu Jianan continued to perform. On his way home from work, he used his mobile phone to remotely control the electrical appliances at home.
"Da Mi, turn on the bathroom heater and the air conditioner in the living room."
"Okay, master," the mechanical voice sounded, and the remote control was successful.
The bathroom heater and air conditioner he placed in the sunken square began to operate.
"This is impossible, how did he do it?"
The gods began to doubt life.
They even thought that the so-called bathroom heater and air conditioner were conjured up by some guy who liked pranks.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Liu Jianan said to the gods: "Everyone, please be patient. I can swear in the name of heaven that what I said today is absolutely true."
The light fell on him and the contract was established.
The doubts of the gods returned to calm.
"What I performed today is indeed an ordinary day experienced by a mortal in an era of highly developed science and technology."
"Through exploration and inheritance from generation to generation, humans have not only brought more convenient and better living conditions to their descendants, but have also extended their tentacles to outer space, hoping to explore this sea of stars."
"I say this not to proclaim how great humans are. I just want to tell you that technology can bring a lot of convenience to our lives. Even gods can enjoy the benefits brought by technology."
"Today, these machines invented by humans can be activated thanks to the divine power generator invented by the great god Fuxi. After being injected with divine power, it can be converted into electrical energy through the divine power generator."
"But I have always been thinking, human creations are so magical, so what about gods? If we learn from human technology, can we create something more suitable for gods to use?"
"I don't have any talent for invention and creation, and I can't draw inferences from one example. But I believe that many of you here have unparalleled creative talents."
"On behalf of the R&D department of the Divine Peak Entertainment Group, I am calling on you all. I hope that those who have talents or interests in this area will join our big family, and we will fight together to improve the lives of gods!"
Silently putting the speech script written by Duan Haiping into his pocket, Liu Jianan smiled harmlessly.
The entire script did not mention the issue of salary.
According to Duan Haiping's words, let's trick the gods in first.
Tsk tsk, what a wicked capitalist!